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Three Worgen Moon Shirt Is The Fiercest Yet

Jeff Chenkus — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:00:22 +0000

There will probably never be an end to the three picture moon shirts. But since the whole three moon series started with the three wolves, then the next logical step is the Worgen. Just because these feral beasts are from a yet to be released WoW expansion doesn’t mean they don’t strike fear into people.

Product Page ($17.95)

Paper Bag Hat Makes Your Kid Look Like a Bum

Sean Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:03:18 +0000

Hey, at least it’s not a tin foil hat. The paper bag hat is actually made from fleece, so it should be super warm for the winter months.

Product Page ($20)

Light Switch Cufflinks Will Turn On Your Power Suit

Sean Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:44:56 +0000

Pump yourself up for a big presentation by flipping on your light switch cufflinks and consulting your affirmation box. Don’t worry, you have your lucky Batman adult Underoos on too—there’s no way you can fail.

Product Page ($65)

It’s a Triangle, and a Ring

Jonathan Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:22:40 +0000

Whether you want to propose to a Toblerone bar, have an unhealthy obsession with billiard racks, or you just think your ring finger needs some space from the always misbehaving middle finger, this triangle ring can make it happen.

Product Page: (£109, or about $180.97)

Lips Have The Power To Keep You Dry

Jonathan Fallon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:03:39 +0000

Until they develop a “douchebag detector” that will allow people to get soaked if they like shoving old ladies while walking down the street, the many sets of lips on this nylon umbrella appear closed for your convenience in order to keep the rain from pummeling you and ruining your finery.

Product Page: ($260)

Aliens At Work: They Get Their Own Traffic Sign

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:10:47 +0000

The traffic sign on this shirt is intended to keep aliens safe while doing their abductions, but there is no word if speeding fines are doubled when you are in an Alien At Work zone.

Product Page ($22.60)

Handyman’s Rule Is Not About Finesse

Jeff Chenkus — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:00:01 +0000

Being able to measure things so they fit perfectly is something that only an experienced pro like Norm Abram can do. The rest of us weekend handymen have to do some fine manipulation with our fists or a sledgehammer.

Product Page ($16.98)

Could You Work a Grease Monkey Jumpsuit?

Sean Fallon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:54:19 +0000

A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).

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First Aid Kit Backpack For a Cosplay Emergency

Sean Fallon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:39:59 +0000

There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.

Product Page ($28)

Cupcake Beanie: Gee, Your Head Looks Delicious

Jonathan Fallon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:15:26 +0000

If you want your head look like a giant cupcake, prepare to hear that as a lame pickup line at least once.

Product Page: ($30)