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            <b>Welcome to Story Time with Mr. Wartsbaugh</b>, the home of my stories made (gradually) available to you, the reader. Yes, you're the reader. I feel we've established a relationship now, identified one another's roles in this grand experiment. This should be enough to build on in the future.<br />
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            <b>What the Moon Said - The Moon Loved Little Children (The tenth night)</b><br />
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A little girl sat curled in the corner of her darkened room, the only light the lonely rays of the moon. She shivered and tried not to cry, whispering prayers to our-father-who-art-in-heaven and to hail-mary-full-of-grace. She kept her voice low so that no one would hear her and know she was awake, choked back the tears to keep anyone from coming to make her stop. Shouting pierced the walls, filled the hallway outside her door. The girl looked toward her brother, worried that the sound would wake him. It was hard for her to decide whose attention was worse, her brother’s or her father’s.<br />
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She was too young to know she was poor, too young to question what was done to her, too young to have learned all she knew. She repeated her prayers and stared at the door, making sure it stayed closed. She asked forgiveness for her trespasses, and thought it was all her fault. She forgave those who trespassed against her, knowing this was her only hope. She prayed to the ever-virgin, knowing that she’d been forever heaved out of her company.<br />
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Something thudded against her wall, and her brother stirred in his sleep. She froze. One of them would be coming for her soon.<br />
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She repeated her litany. Deliver us from evil. Deliver us from evil. But she knew he wouldn’t. Not yet. She was a ruined little saint.<br />
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The moon loved little children. He looked down and wished he had tears left to weep.<br />
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After ten nights I knew the pain that the moon felt. Sadness seemed to prevail even where the world should seem most joyous, and comfort seemed replaced by simple endurance. Only glimmers of hope shone out in the midst of suffering. But those glimmers were there. The moon could not weep, but he could feel the pain, and I could lend him my tears. And where those tears fell, moonbeams would shimmer.
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