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Popular Frozen Item Pulled From Walmart, Costco And More In Widespread Food Recall
100 Percent Fed Up | June 05, 2026 | Russell

Consumers are being encouraged to check their freezers for a product that might contain harmful or potentially deadly bacteria.

In the latest recall linked to salmonella risks associated with powdered milk, a popular frozen food sold by Costco and Walmart has been pulled from shelves.

The Hill provided these details:

The most recent recall was shared by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Monday.

Four sentences. For God’s sake, what was recalled?

Select batches of Motor City Pizza Co. 5 Cheese Bread were recalled because the dry milk powder was used in the five-cheese sauce blend.

Oh, so one “item” was recalled?

Well, not so fast. This should have been the lead paragraph:

Other recalls linked to the powder impact frozen pizzas, pork rinds, multiple Zapp’s and Dirty brand chips, several snack mixes sold under brand names Fisher, Squirrel Brand, Southern Style Nuts, and Target’s private label, Good & Gather; select croutons sold at Kroger stores in several states; specialty beverages;

… could you be more specific?

and select 3-ounce bottles of Pork King Good Sour Cream & Onion seasoning products.

Also recalled because of the powder were several batches of sour cream and onion cheese curds sold only in New York, select pita chips sold at Giant Eagle stores in five states, a specific lot of sour cream and onion popcorn seasoning, multiple products containing a white cheddar seasoning, and a parmesan ranch seasoning product sold at Walmart stores nationwide.

Guess one would have to go to the source for the list.

If you purchased an affected product, here’s what to do:

You are advised not to consume products affected by the recall.

Now THAT’s useful information!

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Outrage as scientists push to create ticks that spread red-meat allergies: ‘Isn’t this biological terrorism?’
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A recently unearthed study has set off a tidal wave of outrage after scientists claimed it was ‘morally’ justifiable to infect people with a virus making them allergic to meat.

Researchers Parker Crutchfield and Blake Hereth from Western Michigan University published an inflammatory paper in 2025, making the case that society had a moral ‘duty’ to spread ticks that were infected with or engineered to carry alpha-gal syndrome (AGS).

AGS is a real medical condition transmitted to humans through tick bites, causing victims to suffer allergic reactions when eating red meat, including beef, pork and lamb, dairy and other products derived from mammals.

The symptoms can range from a mild case of hives or stomach pain to severe and even life-threatening cases of anaphylaxis – where blood pressure suddenly drops and the person becomes unable to breathe as their airways swell up.

Crutchfield and Hereth claimed that it was morally wrong to eat meat because of the suffering animals endure and the environmental damage that the meat industry allegedly causes.

They argued that the only reason society should not be spreading ticks to infect people with AGS today is that scientists do not currently have an easy and effective way to do it on a large scale.

However, they added: ‘But it is feasible to genetically edit the disease-carrying capacity of ticks. If we are right, then today we have the obligation to research and develop the capacity to proliferate tickborne AGS and, tomorrow, carry out that proliferation.’

Their main findings were that promoting genetically modified ticks to spread AGS would make the world better and help people become more ‘virtuous’ by avoiding meat.

They also claimed that this process would not violate anyone’s rights, despite proposing to intentionally infect the population with a life-threatening infection.

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Looks like I’m pulling double duty this week.

Results from 5/29/2026

New Matches for 6/5/2026

Match 1

Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)

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Match 2

Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)

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Did OnlyFans Get Hacked? The Truth Behind the Viral 340M Leak
MSN | Derek Gibbs

A claim that OnlyFans suffered a massive data breach has spread rapidly across X and Reddit in the past 48 hours, with reports alleging that a hacker is selling a database containing records for 340 million users and creators. The viral story has triggered panic among creators and subscribers, with many rushing to change passwords or delete accounts.

However, a closer look at the available evidence shows this is not a direct hack of OnlyFans’ systems. Instead, it appears to be a large-scale compilation of data pulled from older breaches and publicly visible profiles.

What the hacker is actually selling

On May 25, 2026, cybersecurity researchers and outlets including Hackread reported that a threat actor using the alias Euphoric_Reply_5727 is advertising a massive OnlyFans-linked dataset on a cybercrime forum. The asking price is 0.313 BTC, roughly $76,000 at the time of listing.

What a world. Hackers blackmailing — or blackmailers hacking — OnlyFantasists. Does anyone have time for a real job anymore? No, not that kind of job.

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Miami Graffiti Artist Dies After Being Struck by Train That’s Reportedly Killed Over 200 People
People | 5/22/26 | Charna Flam

And what’s up with the name Charna Flam?

The Brightline train is one of two high-speed trains in the U.S., traveling as fast as 125 miles per hour. The train began test runs in 2017. Since then, there have been over 200 fatalities associated with Brightline trains that took place near or on the tracks.

Um, probably very near, am I correct?

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Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!

Results from 5/27/2026

New Matches for 6/3/2027

Match 1

(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

VS

Match 2

Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)

VS

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Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily Caller

Leftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.

The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …

A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.

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Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure

Eva Renzi (1-3-0 Pts. 144 Avg. 36.00)

• Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
• Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
• Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
• Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41

VS

Mary Ure (0-4-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)

• Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
• Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
• Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
• Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27

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Good evening.

Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer

Jean Seberg (1-3-0 Pts. 87 Avg. 21.75)

• Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
• Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
• Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
• Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24

VS

Elke Sommer (4-0-0 Pts. 216 Avg. 54.00)

• Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
• Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
• Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
• Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20

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Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate

Dyan Cannon (1-3-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 33.50)

• Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
• Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
• Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
• Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55

VS

Sharon Tate (2-2-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 44.25)

• Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
• Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
• Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
• Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36

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Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister Retrops

Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.

This is especially wacky for Delaware.

As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.

But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people. …

Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’

‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.

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Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank Bergman

The revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.

… and …

Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen Linebarger

America’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.

As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.