tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41063216846970486902024-03-04T23:27:57.304-08:00FOR WOMEN ONLY....Ya have to either laugh or cry .... Somethings can either be major embarassing and make us just want to hide.... Or we can stand up to the challenge and take it like a WOMAN !!!! :)Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-18845059258041051602011-03-24T22:46:00.000-07:002011-03-24T22:46:47.085-07:00never store in close proximity....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: red;"><strong><u>In the bathroom</u></strong> ....</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Hair spray & Spray deodorant ~~~~</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">hmmmmm.....</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">baking soda - 4 brushing your teeth &</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Corn Starch - 4 itching in the ' female areas '.....</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">ouch !!!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">hair gel & ky jelly.... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> <span style="color: blue;">just sayin '!!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhWzmn4OFTLgjCmJ4A0HB4mgy_gFoxMvl39iN12UHFyqOt_2ZOEKoZOmXXXqV9mLJ3hmSwJ_rixkoQtgBL9dASPD2qQGhg4s5IzFFTTS-GHF3H0EnAh-XTeoPiIBBcTOybtsXlB2nUHGM/s1600/IMG_0128.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhWzmn4OFTLgjCmJ4A0HB4mgy_gFoxMvl39iN12UHFyqOt_2ZOEKoZOmXXXqV9mLJ3hmSwJ_rixkoQtgBL9dASPD2qQGhg4s5IzFFTTS-GHF3H0EnAh-XTeoPiIBBcTOybtsXlB2nUHGM/s320/IMG_0128.JPG" width="320" /></a></div> or u might look like this ............Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-87850021786297351762011-03-23T22:01:00.000-07:002011-03-23T22:01:07.970-07:00Downtime.........a few days off........ how bout if I just show some photos....<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7hal1X1QBhJ9d4CHS28yvjFddQLpGbtg1EncoSLgZuZYuY5KkHgcb8DqZEQLuRp_C_4-PGfTCkV2Z5fZdUVZ8iNlBjXYFlcnat7cRuYC5CXDca9uw_Zsx7R9JNlwt_eAvMmcP3yqyLQs/s1600/downsized_0323110935%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" r6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7hal1X1QBhJ9d4CHS28yvjFddQLpGbtg1EncoSLgZuZYuY5KkHgcb8DqZEQLuRp_C_4-PGfTCkV2Z5fZdUVZ8iNlBjXYFlcnat7cRuYC5CXDca9uw_Zsx7R9JNlwt_eAvMmcP3yqyLQs/s320/downsized_0323110935%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I realllllly want to know how this happened.........Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-12661567239328979582011-03-20T21:33:00.000-07:002011-03-20T21:33:37.847-07:00Friend or Foe .... You decide.......<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">O.K. .... So, here's this sweet lovely lady</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">lying in a hospital bed in her living room....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">Seems as though the poor dear has BOTH legs </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">in casts and unable to do ANY thing for herself....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">Totally dependant on and at the mercy of her </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">loving (??) husband and adoring (??) adult daughter....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">Her daughter, out of love and necessite, carefully </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">applied her Mom's creme medication for 'Yeast infection'</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;"> to her <strong>' private area.....'</strong> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">Imagine the poor mom's shock when instead of feeling the</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"> cooling comfort of the cream <u><em>"down there"</em></u></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;"> she began to <span style="color: red;"><strong><u>BURN</u></strong> </span>..........</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">She cried out just as her husband walked in......</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">he and her daughter inquired "what is wrong ????"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">The poor bed ridden patient could only cry out and</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">point ..... <em>"down there...."</em></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">" IT BURNS.... IT BURNS ......"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">To her dismay, said husband and daughter began rolling</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">with raucous laughter.......</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">Seems the cooling med applied was not the prescribed yeast medication </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">but actually TOOTHPASTE !!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">To this day ... @ 8 years later they still break into laughter</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">when reminded if this !!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: x-small;">LESSON .... always know who your friend and your foe are....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">then.....<u><strong> never trust either with your meds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">( true story !!!!! ........ I know !!!!!! )</span>Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-57192620302920855812011-03-18T16:29:00.000-07:002011-03-18T16:29:30.698-07:00Did you know ?????<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">....that when making a phone call .. once the number is dialed you cannot </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">carry on a conversation,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ( if the speaker is turned off,) ,, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> UNLESSyou actually place phone to your ear !!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">... that it's time to see your denturist when you take a bite of your sandwich and look down because something feels wrong... and you see your lower denture clinging to the sandwich !!!!!! I swear it's true !!!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">.....that when you are sitting in line at your favorite drive-thru you have to either put your car into park, <span style="color: red;">OR keep your foot ON THE BRAKE,</span> until it's time to move forward, else you <strong><em><u>will </u></em></strong>move forward, but the folks in front of you won't be liking you so much !!!!</span> <span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> <span style="color: blue;"> just sayin'</span></span> !!!Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-26611801221256900292011-03-15T18:08:00.000-07:002011-03-18T16:42:24.208-07:00Static Electricity Caper.......<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Out to dinner in a nice restaurant...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">feel something in my pants leg.....</span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Tried inconspicuously to reach down and </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">discover what was going on.....</span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">The challenge then became how to pull</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">down the 'extra pair of <span style="color: purple;">pantyhose'</span> stuck inside</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">my slacks .........</span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Couldn't go to the ladies room to remove them,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> as they were hanging out the bottom of my pant leg........</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Sooooo.... with the other foot began pulling pantyhose</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">down to the floor ... one pull at a time with the toes of my other foot......</span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Whew..... by the time the dessert came the hitch hiking pantyhose were</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> out and on the floor under my chair........ </span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">What would you have done, reached down, picked them up and shoved </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> them in your purse ............. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> or walk out and innocently leave them lie there .... <span style="color: blue;"> hmmmmmm ????</span></span>Sonshine 4 U..http://www.blogger.com/profile/08751983921857177510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4106321684697048690.post-33671151268673365522011-03-14T21:50:00.000-07:002011-03-14T21:50:59.079-07:00A FEW TRUTHS I HAVE LEARNED.......<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">~~~~ </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">it's easier to go thru a door if it is open first</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ~~~</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">~~~ when going to the restroom it's easier to pull BOTH slacks <strong><em><u>& </u></em></strong>pantyhose down ~~~</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">~~~~ when doing pool exercises it's best to remove leg weights <strong><u>be4</u></strong> walking in2 the deep end ~~~~</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">~~~~ No matter what buttons u press, the T.V. remote <strong>WILL NOT</strong> open your garage door ~~~</span><br />
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