tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59726166614287187232024-11-08T07:20:57.482-08:00A Place for SMS,jokes,wallpapers,mobile softwares and other mobile Utilities.Feel free to use these sms and jokes.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger372125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-85699070171494692322013-04-14T08:48:00.000-07:002013-04-14T08:48:13.162-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhszSJiGerYa3zTYT5u9jexYmf7oMBIMscWgO8BVKXkLSucbRxDGlpDfBQH0BqKZZeuHPlEHqDD-rKCCWLzlQo4PKl8Tuxna1EJ9pzDQxyZ9vycPNKKid5jLYwo2jmNZtlLsCFkjFI44Fyx/s1600/subho-poila-baishakh_1420.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="subho-poila-baishakh, suvo naboborsho, shubha nababorsho" border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhszSJiGerYa3zTYT5u9jexYmf7oMBIMscWgO8BVKXkLSucbRxDGlpDfBQH0BqKZZeuHPlEHqDD-rKCCWLzlQo4PKl8Tuxna1EJ9pzDQxyZ9vycPNKKid5jLYwo2jmNZtlLsCFkjFI44Fyx/s640/subho-poila-baishakh_1420.jpg" title="subho-poila-baishakh, suvo naboborsho, shubha nababorsho" width="640" /></a></div> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-54043948541446005852011-11-28T22:10:00.000-08:002011-11-28T22:10:18.588-08:001 Pagol Roj chillato<br /> "Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...<br /> 9 month Treatment-er por,<br /> Dr. bollo - 2mi valo hoye gecho,<br /> bari giye tumi ki korbe?<br /> <br /> Pagol: Biye Korbo.<br /> Dr. : Bah!<br /> Tarpor?<br /> Pagol: Bou R sari Khulbo.<br /> Dr. : Tarpor?<br /> Pagol: Blause?<br /> Dr. : Tarpor?<br /> Pagol: Bra?<br /> Dr. : Tarpor?<br /> Pagol: Tarpor R Ki? Bra-er Elastic diye<br /> "Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-43872168994201851032011-11-28T22:03:00.000-08:002011-11-28T22:03:42.307-08:00Definition of BRA: Under shoulder,<br /> Ball Holder.<br /> JANGIA: Under Hip,<br /> Banana Grip.<br /> PANTY: Jungle River,<br /> Cotton Cover.<br /> CONDOM: Rubber-er goyna,<br /> Baccha hoyna.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-77811205819749745552011-10-12T21:22:00.000-07:002011-10-12T21:22:55.206-07:00Dil se dil mile to kehte hain<br /> MOHABBAT<br /> Ankhon se ankhe mile to kehte hain<br /> SARARAT<br /> Bato se bate mile to kehte hain<br /> MASTI<br /> Aur<br /> Tumse hum mile to kehte hain<br /> DOSTIUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-16632309724995602502011-09-24T22:47:00.000-07:002011-09-24T22:47:38.880-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFbl5xIz47Pn9qL5poVE_NJdEJLmnr_LgyjgnWYkJ16qWQUwv-uQ8p2cM3pu0upl5Umer5bt_w6o3uJiGWU4Yr-GlXmKOWWBz-iE17wMKiWl3lX0gedV5RmiY5LsbcSDcP1DdRXN4UTDI/s1600/durga+puja+2011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFbl5xIz47Pn9qL5poVE_NJdEJLmnr_LgyjgnWYkJ16qWQUwv-uQ8p2cM3pu0upl5Umer5bt_w6o3uJiGWU4Yr-GlXmKOWWBz-iE17wMKiWl3lX0gedV5RmiY5LsbcSDcP1DdRXN4UTDI/s320/durga+puja+2011.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-67707976671305600592011-06-12T10:03:00.000-07:002011-06-12T10:03:24.159-07:00my eyes - miss U<br /> my hand - need U<br /> my mind - calls U<br /> my heart - just 4 U<br /> my life is URS<br /> I'll die with U<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aisa ROMEO &nbsp;bola tha JUILET se.<br /> Tum tension mat loUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-21362704426734575492011-06-12T10:00:00.000-07:002011-06-12T10:00:16.407-07:00Tum dur ho aur pas bhi<br /> Tum hansi ho, aur aansu bhi<br /> Tum mere man ki shanti ho aur<br /> dil ki bechaini bhi, tum meri amanat<br /> ho aur ek sapna bhiUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-88989585564578389792011-06-12T09:58:00.000-07:002011-06-12T09:58:06.214-07:00In a hotel a man eat 1 banana<br /> N his wife drank 2 glasses of milk.<br /> At the time of payment<br /> Hotel boy said 2 d Manager<br /> "Dadar 1ta KOLA aar<br /> Boudir 2to DUDH kete nin".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-43047321995526833202011-06-05T07:49:00.000-07:002011-06-05T07:49:49.699-07:00Dosti Dil hay dimag nahi<br /> Dosti soch hay awaaz nahi<br /> Koi aankhon se nahi dekh sakta dosti ka jazba<br /> Kyu ki dosti ehasaas hai andaaz nahi.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-1309813235481897692011-06-05T07:45:00.000-07:002011-06-05T07:45:27.928-07:00KISS - Heat of Luv<br /> BREAST - Shape of&nbsp;Luv<br /> PENIS - Length of&nbsp;Luv<br /> VAGINA - Depth of&nbsp;Luv<br /> FUCK - Experience of&nbsp;Luv<br /> SUCK - Taste of&nbsp;Luv<br /> CONDOM - Care of&nbsp;Luv<br /> PREGNANT - Proof of&nbsp;LoveUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-53076604135917198322011-05-29T11:05:00.000-07:002011-05-29T11:05:24.266-07:00Aye kya bolti tu.....<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aye kye may bolu<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> soon<br /> <br /> <br /> soona<br /> <br /> <br /> Good Night<br /> or<br /> KyaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-54886911770739157692011-05-29T11:00:00.000-07:002011-05-29T11:00:50.302-07:007 wonderful couple of world<br /> <br /> 7. Heart &amp; Beat<br /> 6. Rose &amp; Love<br /> 5. Night &amp; Moon<br /> 4. Music &amp; Song<br /> 3. Fish &amp; Water<br /> 2. Rain &amp; Peacok &amp;<br /> 1. You &amp; Your smileUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-73380956212623566522011-05-29T10:55:00.000-07:002011-05-29T10:55:56.923-07:00Chadni raat thi,<br /> nadi ki kinara tha,<br /> aasmaan me taro ka<br /> nazara tha,<br /> premi ne<br /> <br /> <br /> pyar se,<br /> <br /> muskurate huye<br /> <br /> <br /> premika se kaha<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> "Darling"<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Biri khabe......?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-26938070567120709892011-05-20T11:06:00.001-07:002011-05-20T11:06:42.647-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"></span><br /> <div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0.8em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Lehron Me Unka Naam Likh Na Paye,</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0.8em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Taqdeer Se Hum Unse Jud Na Paye,</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0.8em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Yeh Sila Mila Chahat Ka,</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0.8em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Ki Wafa Kar Ke B Wafa Ke Haqdar Ban Na Paye.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-4395551068089830892011-05-20T11:05:00.000-07:002011-05-20T11:05:36.739-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px;">Husn Agar Bewafa Nahi Hota,<br /> To Is Duniya Me Aashiqo Ka Naam Nai Hota,<br /> Kat Gaye Haath Un Majduro Ke,<br /> Warna Har Gali Me TAJMAHAL Bana hota.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-48590969603062931592011-04-29T21:47:00.001-07:002011-04-29T21:47:48.765-07:00A man marid a lady trafic pulis. Friend asks, &quot;How was ur 1st night?&quot; Man:she charged Rs100 for overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry &amp; 500 for no helmet.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-88648203694856763172011-04-29T21:41:00.001-07:002011-04-29T21:41:50.543-07:00UMMID asi ho jo manzil tak le jaye, MANZIL asi ho jo zindegiko jina sikhaye,ZINDEGI asi ho jo DOSTI ki KADAR kare, DOSTI asi ho jo yaad karne ko majbur kare,,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-59855922662030944542011-03-12T22:04:00.000-08:002011-03-12T22:04:46.658-08:003 similar feelings of GIRLS<br /> after having EXAM &amp; SEX<br /> <br /> 1. Kitna lamba tha na!<br /> <br /> 2. Kaash thoda time aur mil jata!<br /> <br /> 3. Pehle kitna darr laq raha tha na!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-11524952363361492562011-03-12T22:00:00.000-08:002011-03-12T22:00:02.949-08:00Never luk 4 a good Face<br /> It will turn old 1 day<br /> But luk 4 a loyal heart<br /> that will miss U everydayUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-4261012324904329502011-02-07T22:16:00.000-08:002011-02-07T22:16:05.371-08:00Love isn't a decision, <br /> it's a feeling. <br /> If we could decide who to love, <br /> then, life would be much simpler, <br /> but then less magical.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-55823993853685220822011-02-07T22:14:00.001-08:002011-02-07T22:14:41.284-08:00Anyone can catch your eye, <br /> but it takes someone special <br /> to catch your heart. <br /> Happy Valentine's DayUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-76261449855353460412010-12-26T06:25:00.001-08:002010-12-26T06:25:34.080-08:00Haapy New year 2011,<br /> Kyonki Kaviraj Kabirji ne Kaha hai<br /> kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab, <br /> network busy ho jayega,<br /> Wish Karega KabUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-48075423674156738302010-12-26T06:17:00.001-08:002010-12-26T06:17:54.153-08:00Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, <br /> sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, <br /> mubarak ho apko naya saal, <br /> hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. <br /> Happy New YearUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-15528153138894278142010-12-26T06:14:00.000-08:002010-12-26T06:14:15.567-08:00Nights are dark but days are full of light, <br /> Wish your Life will always be Bright. <br /> So my Dear don't get Fear<br /> Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".<br /> *HAPPY NEW YEAR*Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5972616661428718723.post-89645317125349188372010-11-06T00:24:00.001-07:002010-11-06T00:24:04.869-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://jedineka.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mass_effect_2_5_wallpaper_jedineka.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="http://jedineka.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mass_effect_2_5_wallpaper_jedineka.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0