Jokes feed from DotNetFunda.Com (C) DotNetFunda.com2026. All rights reserved. http://www.dotnetfunda.com webmaster@dotnetfunda.com en-us http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/766/the-experts-speak-must-read [B]"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."[/B] Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 [B]"I think there is a world market for maybe five compute ... Fri, 28 Jun 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/761/software-development-cycles [B]:)[/B] [B]1. [/B] Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. [B]2. [/B] Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. :| [B]3.[/B] Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing ... Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/760/a-few-anagrams An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way t ... Fri, 19 Jul 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/759/are-you-a-cowboy An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ... Fri, 10 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/758/lipstick-on-the-mirror TRUE STORY: According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That ... Thu, 09 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/757/women-are-smarter-than-men A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman ... Wed, 08 May 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/741/the-name-game A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives hi ... Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT http://www.dotnetfunda.com/jokes/show/740/captain-welcome-message An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 321, nonstop from New York to Los ... Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:00:00 AM GMT