tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51241664666739575282024-12-19T00:16:19.171-03:00Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.comBlogger110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-58934792902871749952009-10-19T22:27:00.001-03:002009-10-19T22:27:34.789-03:00<p>Pelo visto TODO MUNDO já começou os preparativos para as Olimpíadas de 2016 que acontecerão no Rio de Janeiro.</p> <p>Eu disse TODO MUNDO:</p> <p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiABaCxwIU15sqqvmhgSw54w43uPQ04aG6B0equu618yZmxNXzjTljy3OoI34JoXXVOPxRi0SnkGpjm10SaYgO43PcMzzJ4Jssxqb2wGPtWprQlosz7KGnuQgQcO7LetGpyQua83Xg8pqh8/s1600-h/rio_2016_c_pia%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="rio_2016_c_pia" border="0" alt="rio_2016_c_pia" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsDoBA5H4JV1JaqZi1cZpj1n20Iv98tg3RtnHaTTiC8o_KQ2yX1RJYCdguUwj6uCev76U7ZqenLzM9-Ua_EvigMNbRkgbMy2otwaZpkg2f-RQ4inWOdL6FSwsToOqEtFQjHkn0wgwLbqhd/?imgmax=800" width="499" height="417" /></a> Clique para ampliar</p> <p align="right">via <a href="http://camaleaocaricaturas.blogspot.com" target="_blank">camaleaocaricaturas</a></p> Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-59228876696546950772009-10-09T09:38:00.001-03:002009-10-09T09:39:03.586-03:00Enquanto isso, na <a href="http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1335176-9798,00-FRANCINE+LANCA+PRODUTOS+DA+FRANZINHA+EM+FEIRA+EM+SAO+PAULO.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Grobo...</a> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3mr3hsTXg4M9fnHzMscSe4A1ZlIqFctnccjzWDvQdkYJiJ8zBLZ5QXfN4QfAoK1YWW59SoZ4TQ89pLT2m-8ohfmPy31IlHcrqWpO7Z3Df2y0u1s_QyrlsynYexHQZca4-RlcL6UB8tkUQ/s1600-h/fran-anal%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="fran-anal" border="0" alt="fran-anal" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFqDU6RyIa37dyVvO-uHHNYPjiknFzHr2qmYhsudMvNjgPrE8asrhogZ06xUaFMeN86HQeiLbQTT6ndhW3ZKiySvdgTCvD0ECIyDWgIs2rGJJRN0Gr7YVwR6aPH_aU0LFc0WGveiZyJb34/?imgmax=800" width="260" height="281" /></a> </p> <p>As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlKMfhwsySU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">aulas de sexo anal</a> vão de brinde pra criançada?</p> Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-67868376477242102852009-10-08T15:21:00.001-03:002009-10-08T15:31:06.024-03:00<p>Enquanto isso, na home de um novo grande <a href="http://www.r7.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">portal</a>:</p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpPMeBpxKo5mRARDOSD6rlCwdUpgVacbOEn3IO8aBLh8A8mfWLVNVvWSuwLMpaOFytDEsAz6rHdS0j_mSsgk-4StVjATdU70X6RCFAZBzCMJ8uULozUPZBLdcOa6nuyBmn2J1M6PvpI4eb/s1600-h/capriocuspe%5B2%5D.jpg"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="capriocuspe" border="0" alt="capriocuspe" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1xvNahfFG_HvsRM8F6JE5BdFSHKiUatdnseGqXpfhZTKiWf8T_gwEaqzNgd7n9F56DuWecGybyX3PaRqVBRa02cSCXv-dV2fD_Vb6Iof7zAdPT57EAj03qxOCEI8cPs3aHdDgpo6HS0do/?imgmax=800" width="238" height="230" /></a> </p> <p>… E 200 almas saem do inferno. ALELUIA irmãos!</p> Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-28748103855684471772009-04-27T15:36:00.000-03:002009-04-27T15:36:51.069-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhtkE9nEZRjiBxLF2zisn-aMZPSIeQCMKPogEMYuiRc3mFNRvx6Vls3DupG3JHvk-tvT2RbC1EIDpaQZmhtsKB0_o7yIGT9vXrZAb0FaTPHn6lnUXo1DA6f9fwx4p1u82MAVXjeppopmuy/s1600-h/gripe_suina.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhtkE9nEZRjiBxLF2zisn-aMZPSIeQCMKPogEMYuiRc3mFNRvx6Vls3DupG3JHvk-tvT2RbC1EIDpaQZmhtsKB0_o7yIGT9vXrZAb0FaTPHn6lnUXo1DA6f9fwx4p1u82MAVXjeppopmuy/s400/gripe_suina.jpg" /></a></div><br /> A legenda ideal para esta foto seria: "O próximo contemplado será... VOCÊ" ou então:<br /> <br /> <b>"Gripe Suína</b>, em algum palmeirense perto de você!"Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-17787137945977697982009-04-23T02:31:00.000-03:002009-10-08T15:24:27.563-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhumX67-kpVj_H4pXgmvxostTm7uDkbDQENP7OypkSrd8S9ovz4fZpVwoKsQSoQBddvQcP0-JxaEGJqCe78-ZW7NfVoYrsxgC9OEk7lrLdaT6DMkDzJ_J8TAkGwJ0bQE-MpLV4z5fYsMpkJ/s1600-h/carona.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhumX67-kpVj_H4pXgmvxostTm7uDkbDQENP7OypkSrd8S9ovz4fZpVwoKsQSoQBddvQcP0-JxaEGJqCe78-ZW7NfVoYrsxgC9OEk7lrLdaT6DMkDzJ_J8TAkGwJ0bQE-MpLV4z5fYsMpkJ/s800/carona.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Carona<br /> Você está fazendo isso errado (ou não, dependendo do motorista.)Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-87997900933209587632009-04-22T15:52:00.000-03:002009-04-22T15:52:40.253-03:00<a href="http://oglobo.globo.com/cidades/mat/2009/04/19/homem-atira-em-policiais-tenta-fugir-montado-em-um-burro-no-mato-grosso-do-sul-755343128.asp" rel="nofollow"> <span style="font-size: large;">"Homem atira em policiais e tanta fugir em burro"</span></a><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDIWYXue7fJPJ4OKYO5i9paBKfnb5x5xzSAGw-6kORUHForJH2cYAR8kpp_rXRQAcZvVxdQ7c7iEN_MRdbc-QQn-UGVWxfmTH4s39xED0OtzrtYjxJwFp0XhUfYV8votEPysNif7cEauX7/s1600-h/burro.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDIWYXue7fJPJ4OKYO5i9paBKfnb5x5xzSAGw-6kORUHForJH2cYAR8kpp_rXRQAcZvVxdQ7c7iEN_MRdbc-QQn-UGVWxfmTH4s39xED0OtzrtYjxJwFp0XhUfYV8votEPysNif7cEauX7/s400/burro.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> Olhem o lado bom... o burro poderia ter tentado fugir montado no policial do bandido e... peraí, acho que to confundindo os papéis...<br /> <br /> ò.ÓNashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-31729239711058461582009-04-22T03:00:00.000-03:002009-04-22T03:00:34.190-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi334qtSziu2lBFn1bhOMMkgecnG8ofTFIjE8EZuH8FE5Z0RCikdNWNaqOP2Ef4Mu976fU5YmNBljFLXITrGxpNCsf2vj15Hw8RDqWZzQUDwv2-FzLneKZof6y6cn4wPtPxlV9hXDRoqBZU/s1600-h/americanos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi334qtSziu2lBFn1bhOMMkgecnG8ofTFIjE8EZuH8FE5Z0RCikdNWNaqOP2Ef4Mu976fU5YmNBljFLXITrGxpNCsf2vj15Hw8RDqWZzQUDwv2-FzLneKZof6y6cn4wPtPxlV9hXDRoqBZU/s800/americanos.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> Por essas e outras eu não curto futebol americano...Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-56582297133249611352009-04-21T12:12:00.000-03:002009-04-21T12:12:00.778-03:00O mundo pegando fogo, bolsa caindo gente morrendo, e um grande portal coloca na sua página inicial:<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVVx7CyEI6w9n0KdKqB4vwGgIdMtlwDkCJmAXO8JEr5yTKOkh-MvyL095f8AciNgNn-2-YLis6bgJ9CG3Kuh0yUd9-jvROzg72YhKaAccuhqkld2VFQ8r4Ijb81cGZzQIAR1V6wgbmsKDH/s1600-h/nana.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVVx7CyEI6w9n0KdKqB4vwGgIdMtlwDkCJmAXO8JEr5yTKOkh-MvyL095f8AciNgNn-2-YLis6bgJ9CG3Kuh0yUd9-jvROzg72YhKaAccuhqkld2VFQ8r4Ijb81cGZzQIAR1V6wgbmsKDH/s400/nana.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Menos mal, até hoje eu achava que só as balas paravam a cidade magavilhosa. Já sei! A solução da crise é peitão, bundão e pouco cérebro! YEAH!Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-60393138909689078942009-04-20T17:54:00.000-03:002009-04-20T17:54:07.988-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzzZgk7O-PvzkmC3SqkuWKlfaBSiK8DFP801N5ZOhPlVII58X2DE5dFwQTlwBQu1zW9XSq7HUGo7i7ZYl1WMxEM-ZGbLtZVXF6BEiHi-Fr92LOmoO21dUaZVVhLhwpP_8f4Tek9gXuDCl/s1600-h/ronaldo_proc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzzZgk7O-PvzkmC3SqkuWKlfaBSiK8DFP801N5ZOhPlVII58X2DE5dFwQTlwBQu1zW9XSq7HUGo7i7ZYl1WMxEM-ZGbLtZVXF6BEiHi-Fr92LOmoO21dUaZVVhLhwpP_8f4Tek9gXuDCl/s800/ronaldo_proc.jpg" /></a></div><br /> O Richarlyson deve ter A-MA-DO os indicadores do Fenômeno... =pNashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-84882440784138607452009-04-15T01:55:00.000-03:002009-04-15T01:55:34.711-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1AfJA5BAcCuv-aCjY_gvc0fr0kNpUC6DXGN_YrrqhLjPBLPBSqFE7gwHqiU6le2aYbz7YYiztn-hbLpRHLrB3GJATiZZDvclsgYfCeeDLrJ9kaHfzte-yTzbhysOQvUONROpyqXEQJm3V/s1600-h/streetfighteryuri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1AfJA5BAcCuv-aCjY_gvc0fr0kNpUC6DXGN_YrrqhLjPBLPBSqFE7gwHqiU6le2aYbz7YYiztn-hbLpRHLrB3GJATiZZDvclsgYfCeeDLrJ9kaHfzte-yTzbhysOQvUONROpyqXEQJm3V/s800/streetfighteryuri.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> Eis aí a prova cabal de que Deus também jogava Street Fighter. Alguém aí lembra do <a href="http://www.zomg.com.br/2009/03/prefiro-hadouken.html">Dhalsim</a>?Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-20324164833092585692009-04-11T00:46:00.002-03:002009-04-11T03:11:56.354-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOaxSx0VgLzfPUXobKFMztJbRVGm-FdNMmv4qnseGdrplulgUQQE3PwcdqnscbIVM2z_wp4ZEQHP51SOolw-kSPhdJFZaMafRi8wJmIQ1SqGJnrzGvVAQXhSRNnYFzci7vj-cVeSasB3SW/s1600-h/leite.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOaxSx0VgLzfPUXobKFMztJbRVGm-FdNMmv4qnseGdrplulgUQQE3PwcdqnscbIVM2z_wp4ZEQHP51SOolw-kSPhdJFZaMafRi8wJmIQ1SqGJnrzGvVAQXhSRNnYFzci7vj-cVeSasB3SW/s800/leite.jpg" /></a></div><br /> "Leite"<br /> "- Essencial para um crescimento saudável"<br /> <br /> No meu tempo não era assim...<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: right;">fonte: <a href="http://www.tolicesdoorkut.com/2009/04/agamamooooooooou.html">GTO</a></div>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-56114083625718152652009-04-10T00:46:00.000-03:002009-04-10T00:46:17.059-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH5V5sAjyb0ozQGp0GxFRg6nISIBadNTdEQ6lwVlcNWIbUowvpGRGOMzPSYErmH3AINoXEDB32RYbOy2fMbeG9FPbqfQxZbJqjO5jsnbZPKXkYfGYxR5BWmPQf_tDWcZhbMHdGo79SCzqy/s1600-h/arrep.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH5V5sAjyb0ozQGp0GxFRg6nISIBadNTdEQ6lwVlcNWIbUowvpGRGOMzPSYErmH3AINoXEDB32RYbOy2fMbeG9FPbqfQxZbJqjO5jsnbZPKXkYfGYxR5BWmPQf_tDWcZhbMHdGo79SCzqy/s800/arrep.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> "Existem coisas que o dinheiro não compra, mas para todas as outras, existe a estupidez humana."<br /> <br /> Nunca me canso de dizer isso. <br /> <br /> Confessa, Vale-tudo é legal né?Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-87082607911542192492009-04-09T03:06:00.001-03:002009-04-11T03:23:41.949-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQw-fuVsu1m7M-Z8-SS1qq5gXos8ZwBKS8oayah5dupl7BntkMaowABVyoK5niT-cEIhbXOj6OPPsoN_OD9023bCjH8tonwdcpwrktflyyZJHWUEIim-EzehIsp5aKuhwdBp-wp2TsTkzl/s1600-h/queimando_rosca1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQw-fuVsu1m7M-Z8-SS1qq5gXos8ZwBKS8oayah5dupl7BntkMaowABVyoK5niT-cEIhbXOj6OPPsoN_OD9023bCjH8tonwdcpwrktflyyZJHWUEIim-EzehIsp5aKuhwdBp-wp2TsTkzl/s800/queimando_rosca1.jpg" /></a></div><br /> A mais nova moda. Seja IN, não seja OUT. <br /> <br /> O detalhe na imagem é o povo esperando pra COMER o cOzido.<br /> <br /> LOLNashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-26385353061160152632009-04-08T15:19:00.000-03:002009-04-08T15:19:59.597-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK5CK5-0ZLXAn_DPgHzLf-TTFxSaRJ7YdQym9iVNrCVBTogeDzEU0_Hkw6h5Str1FYOdTBP9362kuTPdj13JQZg3pNYWpGtACbKp9P3alQPHCbSiGC5TKhyphenhyphenaoOBRiDhHD6dNH5bvhGlcEF/s1600-h/maconheroo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK5CK5-0ZLXAn_DPgHzLf-TTFxSaRJ7YdQym9iVNrCVBTogeDzEU0_Hkw6h5Str1FYOdTBP9362kuTPdj13JQZg3pNYWpGtACbKp9P3alQPHCbSiGC5TKhyphenhyphenaoOBRiDhHD6dNH5bvhGlcEF/s400/maconheroo.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(James Waylett, 19 anos, interpreta o aluno Vincent Crabbe nos filmes, <br /> ele foi preso em Londres por porte de Maconha)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br /> Eu SABIA que aquelas magias todas tinham algo de errado! Afinal de contas, ficar vendo objetos levitarem por aí não é normal!<br /> <br /> "- Ufa! Ainda bem que eles não perceberam o <b>pó mágico</b>" Pensou o jovem bruxo...<br /> <br /> <i>"Wingardium Leviosa!!!"</i>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-13030795709888227052009-04-07T03:47:00.000-03:002009-04-07T03:47:19.842-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmecxZk59qnhpdayYRaSiOsXq8OlVd5XcoHZX5n-NwE_MDfVK9M41qqBKLtCA0hMfW8TuEq9GaO0XwSa1oFbz_gsd421Fqev6mm91Hns1zuu5EEEb-JkK4hkfrgaqBTE_yXU_qRxXJVk8e/s1600-h/adrenalina.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmecxZk59qnhpdayYRaSiOsXq8OlVd5XcoHZX5n-NwE_MDfVK9M41qqBKLtCA0hMfW8TuEq9GaO0XwSa1oFbz_gsd421Fqev6mm91Hns1zuu5EEEb-JkK4hkfrgaqBTE_yXU_qRxXJVk8e/s800/adrenalina.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> Viciados em adrenalina:<br /> <br /> Uma vida curta, mas emocionan.. !!NHACK!!Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-63593100847362447692009-04-04T00:02:00.000-03:002009-04-04T00:02:21.178-03:00&nbsp;Manchete do dia:<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"Telefone de Hillary Clinton cai em Disque-Sexo"</span> - Voz sexy atende a jornalistas que ligam para falar com ela e pergunta: 'você tem desejos ocultos?'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /> <div style="text-align: right;">via: [<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL1071641-5602,00-VOZ+SEXY+ATENDE+A+JORNALISTAS+QUE+LIGAM+PARA+FALAR+COM+HILLARY+CLINTON.html" rel="nofollow">G1</a>]</div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_w_DvqyvnjVx1p4vKR7Q50Po1nT5bOpZOZMmjFPLh3iYMOPBh_FoLXT7EhorenuwC2T6oVLw67fJNlNNorDmfQjzROCX9unmP7LffXUgcoeCUuqxw5f7lEh7K_oLT_6NVt5w5wBxi58v-/s1600-h/hillary.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_w_DvqyvnjVx1p4vKR7Q50Po1nT5bOpZOZMmjFPLh3iYMOPBh_FoLXT7EhorenuwC2T6oVLw67fJNlNNorDmfQjzROCX9unmP7LffXUgcoeCUuqxw5f7lEh7K_oLT_6NVt5w5wBxi58v-/s320/hillary.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Enquanto isso, nos EUA:<br /> <br /> <b style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: white;">Bill C</span></b>. : (discando)<br /> <br /> <b style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: white;">Bill C</span></b>. : (tuuu... tuuuu... click!)<br /> <br /> <b style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: white;">Bill C</span></b>. : <i>Hello, Sweetheart!</i><br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: magenta;">Disque-Sexo: </span></b>Ooi, você tem desejos ocultos, gatão?<br /> <br /> <b><span style="color: blue;">Bill C</span></b>.: Monica?!Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-84927762036558205602009-04-03T00:25:00.000-03:002009-04-03T00:25:53.956-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHVdnfOS_gOfGmWGkf5O8CFvsfUIXcAm3JFQyPZ0SMYxeYfQj3UqX7526izNpzMj7F4BGuJOBlQNzmsasYQjE8_3QmEajURwMWHKldCMAaqB5AxLjOdZ2jeKGx39RWyX27Q0DbjHUvZpE/s1600-h/evolucao_natural.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHVdnfOS_gOfGmWGkf5O8CFvsfUIXcAm3JFQyPZ0SMYxeYfQj3UqX7526izNpzMj7F4BGuJOBlQNzmsasYQjE8_3QmEajURwMWHKldCMAaqB5AxLjOdZ2jeKGx39RWyX27Q0DbjHUvZpE/s800/evolucao_natural.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Evolução.<br /> <br /> É como um consórcio.Quando menos se espera, você é contemplado.Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-35799492631484682802009-04-02T00:03:00.000-03:002009-04-02T00:03:00.496-03:00<span style="font-size: large;">"Água congela, e padre batiza bebê com refrigerante"</span><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1yQezxhpBsqdnCoZ7WBLRNnlRmi5TWh_BHkM9sIrXYF6JaS2F5wlY8W6wGe78QdbCTJ0yMsqGPNFEMQKDg5HxCsC31qFyeWz9gSF52LwoVOqKw4MYTct3ppGWzqPUPh1odHBiHaRtJq-v/s1600-h/batismo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1yQezxhpBsqdnCoZ7WBLRNnlRmi5TWh_BHkM9sIrXYF6JaS2F5wlY8W6wGe78QdbCTJ0yMsqGPNFEMQKDg5HxCsC31qFyeWz9gSF52LwoVOqKw4MYTct3ppGWzqPUPh1odHBiHaRtJq-v/s800/batismo.JPG" /></a></div><br /> Olha que legal. Mas confesso que se fosse <b>comigo</b>, eu teria usado <b>Absolut Vodka</b>. (y)<br /> <br /> <i>"Só o cheiro de limão destoou"</i>, disse o padre. Essa eu resolvia fácil... Já tem o limão? Ótimo, agora o coroinha traz a cachaça, 'fazendo favor.<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: right;">via: [<a href="http://noticias.uol.com.br/tabloide/tabloideanas/2009/03/31/ult1594u1536.jhtm" rel="nofollow">Uol</a>] </div>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-47426627664340945022009-04-01T02:04:00.000-03:002009-04-01T02:04:43.702-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9YnagDRCsPVp5Q_3pnoLUR8SrBTgimaq4o1zamGWz-pfr7HnF-W4LiYtJBMQW2qQOdiYAu_1AvNR55Hw2V1hOVf9SiykwXfel6ungT7gGe-iBPMnTtGr7k9v5lhxmr8ceOm-a1Ce8mXkb/s1600-h/pinha.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9YnagDRCsPVp5Q_3pnoLUR8SrBTgimaq4o1zamGWz-pfr7HnF-W4LiYtJBMQW2qQOdiYAu_1AvNR55Hw2V1hOVf9SiykwXfel6ungT7gGe-iBPMnTtGr7k9v5lhxmr8ceOm-a1Ce8mXkb/s800/pinha.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /> </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"Mulher tenta fazer sexo com pinha e vai parar no Hospital"</span><br /> <br /> Bem pessoal, vocês tem de entender que...<br /> Bem, ela tinha...<br /> ahn...<br /> Veja bem... <br /> A pinha era só...<br /> bem, er...<br /> <br /> Ok, eu desisto, parem o mundo, eu vou descer dessa merda. MAs vamos tentar ver o lado 'bom'. Pelo menos ela não tentou com um <b>guarda-chuva</b> não é?<br /> <br /> ps.: Não senhores, isto NÃO é piadinha de primeiro de Abril.<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: right;">Via [<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1066222-6091,00-SERVIA+PASSA+POR+CIRURGIA+APOS+FAZER+SEXO+COM+PINHA.html" rel="nofollow">G1</a>]</div>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-84527846548124874672009-04-01T00:01:00.000-03:002009-04-01T00:01:01.044-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEireGRGhkt6vXNwhqFGmeDicyQfH9pDd9jzw6QkKjitNbtI489mSV2qDNMYs3uVVJXaD4SiWGktaWQMMamKTSxJbCr5cmSGoEJx2p1Zm6gNkM5lkPlRGVTEN6PTtiplyiTaRfzVMhxQIfA2/s1600-h/churros_porra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEireGRGhkt6vXNwhqFGmeDicyQfH9pDd9jzw6QkKjitNbtI489mSV2qDNMYs3uVVJXaD4SiWGktaWQMMamKTSxJbCr5cmSGoEJx2p1Zm6gNkM5lkPlRGVTEN6PTtiplyiTaRfzVMhxQIfA2/s800/churros_porra.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <b>Du-vi-do</b> que na fila dessa barraquinha aparecem aqueles tradicionais<i> roberts </i>filadores de lanche alheio.<br /> <br /> Nota mental: <b>nunca mais comer Churros.</b><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: right;">via: [<a href="http://macacumor.com/">Macacumor</a>]</div>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-41252704163428922042009-03-31T00:01:00.001-03:002009-03-31T00:01:00.775-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb67v3KQhn_ewoUNKSnL9QD_qbrvqEl-tQr5GfDo62MTSsnFFov18TPoP3oDrG_kO12KDIvB0Z5gPj0VFBgkIyt3UDIIFknqK5f5s6jzBvAQto1khMN8cLT7QHtrFy26hsO4ybkpo4pIKs/s1600-h/secret.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb67v3KQhn_ewoUNKSnL9QD_qbrvqEl-tQr5GfDo62MTSsnFFov18TPoP3oDrG_kO12KDIvB0Z5gPj0VFBgkIyt3UDIIFknqK5f5s6jzBvAQto1khMN8cLT7QHtrFy26hsO4ybkpo4pIKs/s800/secret.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">Até tu House? Terei pesadelos com isso hoje à noite.</div><br /> <br /> ps.:A melhor montagem ever, mas não sei de quem é a autoria.&nbsp;Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-3292674531589441652009-03-30T12:36:00.003-03:002009-03-30T12:37:18.061-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB8nzsjfShoayJKbrrosi91q7Q53NVNYwh9_EMY-ZQZbEoF2tAzI2euxk5xWePXRj9FIywLfCnaFDmvu6dDhKn0kKe9408lwwt4Acj5sR0BrBKxfbSd58nPJ_lhSAu6Nnche6ylhEvTPfK/s1600-h/bodyart.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB8nzsjfShoayJKbrrosi91q7Q53NVNYwh9_EMY-ZQZbEoF2tAzI2euxk5xWePXRj9FIywLfCnaFDmvu6dDhKn0kKe9408lwwt4Acj5sR0BrBKxfbSd58nPJ_lhSAu6Nnche6ylhEvTPfK/s800/bodyart.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Porque botões são coisa do passado.Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-5684157232901029322009-03-30T03:24:00.000-03:002009-03-30T03:24:22.212-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAS8xviOT89PjE0KX9tIRaY9Cx9Yi-MClUdi203td1laa4VepxCUllJw7NqZkaXOWDAKXishy0-3fTyKfi1kpVvumgFg0FuIY1GZclF0Z8MuSguXVBc3NFbmXXRU5K2VsN6bXTmxK9rUjl/s1600-h/como_reconhecer_ninja.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAS8xviOT89PjE0KX9tIRaY9Cx9Yi-MClUdi203td1laa4VepxCUllJw7NqZkaXOWDAKXishy0-3fTyKfi1kpVvumgFg0FuIY1GZclF0Z8MuSguXVBc3NFbmXXRU5K2VsN6bXTmxK9rUjl/s800/como_reconhecer_ninja.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><b>Ninjas.</b></div><br /> Viciados em trabalho mesmo quando estão de fériasNashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-42157244924488265392009-03-29T05:08:00.000-03:002009-03-29T05:08:28.558-03:00<div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://terratv.terra.com.br/templates/channelContents.aspx?channel=2473&amp;contentid=227239" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq-Por28xPk0H-jjDUCktR5ZPXMlA2nrU-PsakhZJrZrKFyOIDGTnO7tLhxvu08QnAag3c2tCQp877_biGvbFLGzgV0eg6yMu0kCPPM5txB53Fhb_i8xK3q1NuBuzY3cPTL5b7v0k_eKxP/s400/inconsistencia.jpg" />Via [Terra]</a></div><br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">Essa notícia deveria ter algum sentido? Ou será que isto é o que chamam de "arte moderna"!?!Vai saber...</div>Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5124166466673957528.post-85253786850631946262009-03-28T00:01:00.000-03:002009-03-28T00:01:01.125-03:00<span style="font-size: large;">"Prostituta invade apartamento <span style="color: blue;">(hahuauhahuauha)</span>, exige sexo com três homens, e é presa <span style="color: blue;">(UAHUhaUhauhaUa)</span>"</span><br /> <br /> A doida invadiu um apartamento e exigiu sexo com os rapazes por US$ 10 (Sim amigão, 10 pilas. Precisa dizer mais?).<br /> Minha primeira reação ao ler a notícia foi exatamente como a sua agora: "WTF"? Mas depois de ver a foto da belezinha eu entendi tudo:<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifw9j1G6O71LU7P1DdgDJwbsP0K_2iRPCCIoTugOYpzBCVI-u10cA8-8hyCl0ABk58C-1Fe_6L-zX2PIqDZXzXmnAcUzCi9ookB2udFBastoQPvNNnOASavzwCle2p3Ejfzg9Fi9dDZgxb/s1600-h/prostituta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifw9j1G6O71LU7P1DdgDJwbsP0K_2iRPCCIoTugOYpzBCVI-u10cA8-8hyCl0ABk58C-1Fe_6L-zX2PIqDZXzXmnAcUzCi9ookB2udFBastoQPvNNnOASavzwCle2p3Ejfzg9Fi9dDZgxb/s800/prostituta.jpg" /></a></div><br /> É minha filha, pra você ganhar a vida vai ter que ser na base do <b>marketing de guerrilha</b> mesmo. Imagino a cara dos três coitados quando esse <b>Ogro</b> invadiu a casa. Ela foi detida por usar "táticas agressivas de prostituição". Eu chamaria de "ameaça de tortura qualificada")<br /> <br /> ps.: Aposto 2 caroços de feijão como foram os próprios caras que chamaram a polícia. No lugar deles eu chamaria o São Jorge <img border="0" src="http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1739/entendeff1.gif" />.Nashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11904250382502750386noreply@blogger.com0