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Real Meaning of Cars =)

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:10:00 +0000

BMW - Brings Me Woman

KIA - Kills In Accident!

VOLVO - Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

The best of all =)
PROTON - Powerwindow Rosak Oh Tidak Ohh Noooo =D

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fail Often Repair Daily
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

Tips & Prediction SPM 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:43:00 +0000

www.emodules.blogspot.com

Rajini Fans Climb Hill on knees for Enthiran Success – Stills

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 04:34:00 +0000

Rajini Fans climb the temple steps on Knees

The Superstar continues to create magic. It is well known that Rajini’s die-hard fans burst crackers and distribute sweets to celebrate every time any of his movies hits the Box Office. With Enthiran fever spreading across the state, Rajini’s fans here are eagerly awaiting to see their superstar in his latest avatar.

The celebrations of Rajini fans at Sholinghur, Vellore district have surpassed the usual level. The die hard fans of Superstar Rajinikanth, in Sholinghur climbed the 1,305 steps of the famous Arulmighu Lakshmi Narasimha Swamy Thirukoil at Sholingur on their knees to pray for the success of Rajini’s yet-to-be-released movie Enthiran.

It was at Vellore District, over 500 diehard fans of the superstar in Sholingur town in the district — aged between 14 and 60 — took up the starstruck three-hour spiritual endeavour in Lakshmi Narasimha temple on Saturday. All they want is to see their hero’s movie have a “magnificent opening” and run for a record 1,000 days.

They also held a palabhishekam(milk ceremony) to the big hoarding of Rajini which was kept near the Sholinghur Bus Stand.

“We are not bothered about the difficulties involved in climbing 1,305 steps on our knees. All we want is the grand success of our beloved superstar’s movie Enthiran. We want the movie to create a world record by running for 1,000 days,” said N. Ravi, district treasurer of Rajini’s Fans Club of Vellore.

They also raised slogans in praise of the hero all the way to the summit. When they reached the temple, they performed special some special pooja’s for the success of magnum opus movie ’Endhiran-The Robot’ starring Rajinikanth and Aishwarya Rai.

Nevertheless, the fans did not forget the regular celebrations for a Rajini movie. Prior to climbing the temple steps, they put up huge hoardings wishing the Superstar besides bursting crackers and distributing sweets.

Paalabisekam to Rajini’s hoardings

Proton Inspira Is Our New Proton Waja Lancer!!

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 10:03:00 +0000

Although the official soft launch of our much anticipated new Proton Waja 2 Lancer is scheduled to be on the 15th or maybe 16th of October, flyers of the highly acclaimed car has been leaked. And do you know what our new Proton Waja 2 Lancer will be called? Can you guess? Here goes...*drum roll please*...our very first carbon copy of Mitsubishi Copy of Mistubishi Lancer EX aka Proton Waja 2 Lancer will now be officially called Proton Inspira! What a name huh! But apparently it seems that this name Proton Inspira has been coined by someone last year..

Our Proton Inspira. It is simply elegant right?

One more day, the whole Malaysia will be able to witness the unveil of the new Proton Inspira. So what you can expect from this new Proton Waja? The bad news is that for the time being there are only two colours available which are red and white. But don't be disappointed first.

1~The higher end model of Proton Waja Lancer 2.0 comes with paddle shift and advanced auto-cruise feature. The auto cruise feature is especially useful if you are well...cruising on the highway. I believe the Proton Waja Lancer's Auto Cruise will be almost the same with the one we have in Proton Exora. Besides that it is also claimed that you can expect leather seats with this higher end model.

2~Proton Waja Lancer is actually a carbon copy of the Mitsubishi Lancer EX and that explains why they look very much identical. Since it is meant to be a replacement model for Waja, everything will be the almost the same with Mitsubishi Lancer EX including their very own engines (So no Lotus Campro engine?). However a new different suspension and rim (16inch) will be used instead.

I hope Our New Proton Inspira will live up to its hype!

What about the price for our brand new Proton Inspira?
1.8 Manual (RM79,999)
1.8 CVT Auto (RM87,000)
2.0 CVT Auto Premium (RM94,000)

From the flyer shown above, we can see that this new Proton Inspira will come with bold and aggressive styling which is borrowed ~~stolen~~ from Mitsubishi Lancer EX.
It seems that now even your trunk comes with a remote control.
So no more inserting your key to open your trunk huh!
Wow...this new Proton Inspira is also loaded with lots of features and the one that intrigues me the most is its Fully Automatic Climate Control.
Wow! What is this? Do you know that unlike the other breed of Protons, this new Proton Inspira comes with 5-star safety rating.
I believe it is because the new Proton Inspira is using the exact body frame of Mitsubishi Lancer.
And best of all if you were to buy this new Proton Inspira, you will get 2 years FREE servicing which include labor and serviceable parts. This deal is so crazy!

~ yuvan ~

Amazing Accident [How God safes His people]

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 20:08:00 +0000

How God safes His people

It's a GIF file...

Please click on the image to see it..

Unbelievable ! Only In India.

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:34:00 +0000

Can you be more precise?

You have been warned!

Violatees too?

That's karma!

Indian words of wisdom!

Have a good laugh and a great day!

YUVAN

Why teachers are so stressed?

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sun, 23 May 2010 05:23:00 +0000

When in School we always wondered know why teachers always seemed so mad? Now we know the reason….cuz they are so stressed out by our kids!
Why?? Read below the essays to know.
I really sympathize with this teacher….

CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO VIEW !!

Here is another one for the Mathematcis teacher..

POWER OF TAMIL - Can you compare it with any other languages

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:53:00 +0000

POWER OF TAMIL - Can you compare it with any other languages

1 = ONDRU - one
10 = PATTU - ten
100 = NOORU - hundred
1000 = AAYIRAM - thousand
10000 = PATTAYIRAM - ten thousand
100000 = NOORAYIRAM - hundred thousand
1000000 = PATTU NOORAYIRAM - one million
10000000 = KOODI - ten million
100000000 = ARPUTHAM - hundred million
1000000000 = NIGARPUTAM - one billion
10000000000 = KUMBAM - ten billion
100000000000 = KANAM - hundred billion
1000000000000 = KARPAM - one trillion
10000000000000 = NIKARPAM - ten trillion
100000000000000 = PATHUMAM - hundred trillion
1000000000000000 = SANGGAM - one zillion
10000000000000000 = VELLAM - ten zillion
100000000000000000 = ANNIYAM - hundred zillion
1000000000000000000 = ARTTAM - ?////
1000000000000000000 0 = PARARTTAM -- anyboby know
1000000000000000000 00 = POORIYAM - <>?#%^&
1000000000000000000 000 = MUKKODI - &^*^%^#
1000000000000000000 0000 = MAHAYUGAM - ??????????? ?????

Each Problem has a Solution....Oh Yes!!!‏

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:52:00 +0000

Another hillarious post just enjoy...
Credits : ThereIFixedIt.Com

Lyrics-Hossana (Vinnaithandi Varuvaya) with Video Song

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:43:00 +0000

Hossana (Vinnaithandi Varuvaya)

Video Song Attached

Yennn idhayam

Udaiythaiy norungave

Yennn maru idhayam

Tharuven nee udaikave

Ohh ooh ooho

Hosanna…Hosanna…

Ohh Ohh ( x 2 )

Andha neram andhi neram

Kan paarthu kandhalagi pona neram

Yedho aache

Oh vaanam theendi vandhachu

Appavin thittu ellam kaatrodu

Poye poche

Hosanna! En vaasal thaandi ponaale

Hosanna! Verondrum seiyamale

Naan aadi poghiren

Sukku noor aaghiren

Aval pona pinbu yendhan nenjai

Thedi poghiren

Hosanna! Vaazhvukum pakkam vandhen

Hosanna! Saavukkum pakkam nindren

Hosanna! Yen endral kadhal enben

Hosanna!

Everybody wanna know what’d be lika feel lika

I really wanna be here with you.

It’s not enough to say that we are made for each other

It’s love that is hosanna true

Hossana! Be there when you’re callin’ out my name

Hossana! Feeling like my whole life has changed

I never wanna be the same…

It’s time we rearrange…

I take a step,you take a step, I’m here callin’ out to you

Hellooo

Hello…Helloooooo…oohoho Hosanna

Hosannaa… Hoooo…Hosanna…Hooo…

Vanna vanna pattu poochi

Poo thedi poo thedi

Angum ingum alaighindradhe

Oh sottu sottaiy

Thotu poga megam ondru megam ondru

Engengo nagarghindradhe

Hosanna! Pattu poochi vandhacha

Hosanna! Megam unnai thottacha

Kilinjal aaghiren naan

Kuzhandhai aaghiren

Naan unnai alli kaiyil veythu pothi kolghiren

Helloo…Hellooo…

Hosanna…en meedhu anbu kolla

Hosanna…yennodu serndhu sella

Hosanna…Humm endru sollu podhum

Hosanna…

Yennn idhayam…..

Udaiythaiy norungave…..

Yennn maru idhayam……

Tharuven nee udaikave…

Vinnaithandi Varuvaya Music Review

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:18:00 +0000

Expectations were sky-high, quite reflecting the title. The reason is simple- It's double Oscar winner A.Rahman's first Tamil album after bursting to fame in the international music stage thanks to the Oscars.

Also, filmmaker Goutham Vasudev Menon has joined hands for the fist time with Rahman, after presenting chartbusters by joining hands with Harris Jayaraj for more than a decade; Saying Rahman has fulfilled all expectations would be cliched. As the songs are not just stunning and scintillating, but are totally different from the usual stuff.

And he seems to have served a warning very much about the album at its launch itself. "It is an experimental attempt - Songs are not set in Charanam or Pallavi. They are quirky," he said at the function.

Listen to it and one would endorse his views instantly. The songs in 'VTV' are unconventional but trendy and chic. The Mozart of Madras seems to have combined international music with Tamil film music to appeal to music-lovers.

With Thamarai's lyrics lending a helping hand, the songs in the movie are sweet and superb. With two master craftsmen (Goutham Vasudev Menon and Rahman) coming together in the film, the album has managed to create right ripples.

A young brigade of singers, trendy music and catchy lyrics is all what the album has got.

1. Omana Pennae

Singer: Benny Dayal, Kalyani Menon

Amazing number for it creates a great feel among the listeners. The chorus rendering Omana Pennae is soothing. The song begins with a soft touch reminding one of Far East music, but settles down to a rhythm. Rahman's mastery in harmony is evident. Wonder how lyricist Thamarai comes up with such poetic lyrics within a commercial format. The Malayalam lyrics have been penned by Kalyani Menon (Rajiv Menon's mother). Benny Dayal is okay for the song.

2. Anbil Avan

Singer: Devan Ekambaram, Chinmayee

Rahman, a man of few words, is always vibrant and enthusiastic when it comes to his music. It is reflected in the song. It is a refreshing number with synthesised sounds that mesmerise. Thamarai's lyrics are again to the point speaking of a couple falling for each other. Chinmayee's chirpy's voice coupled with the dynamic Devan Ekambaram is just apt.

3. Vinaythandi Varuvaya

Singer: Karthik

The title song of the track rendered by 'bubbly' Karthik. He is right there doing what his master (Rahman) has ordered. Though the tune is so unconventional, the string instruments gives the song the soul and life. Watch out for the way Karthik renders the key line Vinnaithandi Varuvaya. It is awesome.

4. Hosanna

Singer: Vijay Prakash, Blaze, Suzanne

The brilliant composer in A R Rahman has woven a lovable song around the word Hosanna (considered auspicious by Christians). With rap interludes in between by Blaaze, the song sticks to hearts instantly. Thamarai's lyrics describes the joy in the heart and soul of a guy who comes across his beloved. A soulful romantic number, the song with Suzanne chipping in with her best is the USP of the album.

5. Kannukul Kannai

Singer: Naresh Iyer

Again a soft but sophisticated number. A love-lorn youth yearning for the love and affection of his beloved is what the song is all about. Thamarai once again impresses with her poetic lyrics. Rahman has not disturbed the lyrics with his music, which otherwise flows freely complimenting Thamarai's works. Naresh Iyer is just the right choice by Rahman for the song.

6. Mannipaya

Singer: A R Rahman, Shreya Ghoshal

The big man is at it. Rahman has crooned the song along with Shreya Ghoshal. It is about a woman in love seeking apology to her lover. Interestingly the music composer in Rahman has opted for couplets in Thirukkural which signifies the theme of the song. Apt couplets chosen by the music composer. A song that has no charanam or pallavi, Mannipaya has Shreya Ghoshal going gaga with her soft voice to the accompaniment of guitar and violin.

7. Aaromalae (Malayalam song)

Singer: Alphonse

A full-length Malayalam song in a Tamil movie sounds interesting. Since the female lead Jessi played by Trisha is Malayalam Christian, obviously the song finds a place in the album. Acclaimed Malayalam lyricist Kaithapram has penned the song with Malayalam music composer Alphonse singing it. High in instrumentation and quick changing rhythms, the song makes one brisk at the first listen itself. Mixed emotions flow as we listen to it.

On the whole, Vinnaithandi Varuvaya is a cute little album that has experimental score by Rahman. The man with Midas Touch, Rahman is at again. The album is a rich treasure not just for Rahman-fans but to genuine music-lovers too. The music composer seems to have set a trend which others would soon emulate.

Verdict: ****

4 / 5

A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:27:00 +0000

A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now....................... but who knows. So please forward.

Amazing Drawing by Pencil (IMPORTANT: Please Read until the end)

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:11:00 +0000

Stoke vs Liverpool Goals Video (16th Jan 2010)

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:26:00 +0000

Watch goals Stoke drew 1-1 over Liverpool match on English Premier League match on the 16.1.10. The match highlights and the goals video of the match are embedded below.

EPL – Liverpool vs Stoke City, 1-1, Highlights, 1-0

EPL – Liverpool vs Stoke City, 1-1, Highlights, 1-1

Woman vs Man

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:34:00 +0000

Hmm i was wondering then this...

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them .....

Haiyo haiyo... :P
Have a good laugh and a great day!

"WTF 1" no. plate cost RM86,000?! Can you believe it?

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:23:00 +0000

"WTF 1" no. plate cost RM86,000?!

Can you believe it? Just a car number plate "WTF 1" cost you RM86,000?!

Yes. Show you here

This malay guy spend more than RM80,000 just for that "WTF 1" no. plate.
Haiyo with RM80,000 i can buy many things la wei 1 Myvi, New laptop and Pc for home.. and take license and other stuff le..

Source : SpiderHoo

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS‏

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:04:00 +0000

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWRDS
Starting off the competition of the
Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention for:

Ireland

,followed closely by The United States of America

and then, Poland

but 3rd Place must go to

Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize

was awarded to, Serbia

But the winner of the husband-n-wife of the year

is,

' Scotland '

Ya gotta love

the Scottish.

The Scottish are true romantics..look, he's even holding her hand.

@
InfoZone

Vettaikaran - Vijay Vs Koundamani

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:20:00 +0000

Click ReadMore to View Video

Vettaikaran Pulli Urumbuthe-Koundamani

Whos is your pick :

yuvan™ : Best choreo, Kounder fits the song much better than "ILAIYA THALAPATHI"

Liverpool vs Reading Goals Video (14th Jan 2009)

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:27:00 +0000

Watch goals from Liverpool's lost against Reading 1-2 the FA Cup Replay match on the 10.1.10, yesterday night. The match highlights and the goals video of the match are embedded below.Reading produced a stunning 2-1 FA Cup third round replay victory at Anfield as Liverpool's disastrous season went from bad to worse.

Goals

yuvan™ :Liverpool dah knocked out of the FA Cup 3rd Round by Reading. A humiliating defeat by Reading at Anfield meant that Liverpool had probably lost their last chance of a silverware this season. A 1-2 lost to Championship side Reading will leave many questioning Benitez’s continued suitability as the manager of the club. Apa lagi LIVERFOOL !!!

Happy Ponggal 2010 @InfoZone

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:05:00 +0000

Pongal is an important festival in India,In North India, it is known as Sankaranthi and in South India it is known as Pongal. During the four day festival, different varieties of Rangoli are drawn in front of the houses early in the morning.

for more details about the festival check the link ...[Link]

Sorry no time desgin better been busy my self..
Happy Ponggal To Everyone.. Have Nice Day.. Kiez.. Love You all..

Not all blondes are stupid (18+)

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:43:00 +0000

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and

bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...

'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.

by : yuvan™

Upcoming Avatars in 2010 !!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:54:00 +0000

Beanatar

MonaAvatarLisa

President Avatar Obama

The Avatar Twilight

Jessica Albatar

Avatar Jolie

Avatar Watch - Pamela

And finally

Avatar Laden

Worlds First Flying Hotel !

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:00 +0000

"The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience.
Each soundproofed room is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after liftoff and prior to landing." The Hotelicopter is due to fly maiden journey this summer (June 26th) with an undisclosed price...
If you are interested, there are three fly tours.

Inaugural Summer Tour - 14 days (Friday, June 26th, 2009 - Friday, July 10th, 2009)

California Tour - 14 days (Friday, July 17th, 2009 to Friday, July 24th, 2009)
Bay/Jamaica, European Tour - 16 days (Friday, July 31st, 2009 to Sunday, August 16th, 2009)

Dimensions Length: 42 m (137 ft)
Height: 28m (91 ft)
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 105850 kg (232,870 lb)
Maximum speed: 255 km/h (137 kt) (158 miles/h)
Cruising speed: 237 km/h (127 kt) (147 miles/h)
Original Mi Range: 515 km (320 mi)
Our augmented Mi Range - 1,296 km (700 mi)

So ready for the TRIP ??????

Life briefed in 5 bottles !!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:52:00 +0000

Haha.. Funny one.. Drop your comments..

Bodoh punyer orang™

noreply@blogger.com (Yuvanesh) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:25:00 +0000

Saw this while facebooking..

Original post by : Suresh TamilFriendster

Well see this malay fucker.... they wan baling Bom petrol @ Batu Caves !!! lol... Lu ingat India ni stupid sangat ke ?? Fuckerzzz !!!

Profile id of that feller : ( http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1178241952 )

Bodoh punyer orang™

Berani buang arr....