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“The cross is the most common symbol of the resting place of the dead,” he said. “What would you have them erect? Some conglomerate of a cross, a Star of David, and you know, a Muslim half moon and star?”

Heavens no, Antoinin, we couldn’t have something OTHER than a christian symbol on government land now, could we?

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I think that’s a cop-out, but I understand the reasoning behind it and I think that, while it’s a stupid policy with all sorts of inherent landmines, it’s not intentionally bigotted.

That’s not what I want to bitch about today.

What I want to bitch about today are liberal absolutists who spew cliche rhetoric out of their asses in the guise of being “intelligent and inclusive”.

One of the commenters to the story said “I don’t care if anyone is gay as long as they don’t throw it in my face.”

Here’s where the shit-storm of idiocy began.

The immediate reaction from the PC lemmings was:  “Oh!  So it’s okay as long as they hide it!”  and  “Oh!  God forbid two guys should kiss where you can see them!”  and “It’s bigots like you who keep people in the closet!”

You see, to the PC lemming, there are no shades of grey.    There is no difference between the kindly old woman who votes pro-life  and the person who bombs abortion clinics.  There is no difference between Rush Limbaugh and Colin Powell.  There is no difference between Bill Cosby and the KKK.

In for a penny, in for a pound.  Right?

Yeah.  Fuck you.

I spent almost 20 years working in theatre.  I think it’s safe to say that I’ve interacted with more homosexuals on an average week than most people do in an average decade.  I lived in a building in which the resident fags (they called themselves that) dubbed the west wing of the building “Dyke Alley”.  One of those “dykes” was a former girlfriend of mine.  I spent a season working with the Ice Capades, for God’s sake!   My gay friends run the gammut from “undetectable” to “flaming”.  And you know what?

I get really fucking annoyed at gays who “throw it in my face”.

Yeah.  Call me a biggot.  Please.   I need the laugh; this week has been a bit long and depressing.

People who “throw it in your face” are those who can’t define themselves as anything other than (in this case) their sexuality.   For them, everything is about their sexuality.  They aren’t a painter, their a gay painter.  They aren’t an accountant, their a lesbian accountant.   They insist on injecting their sexual orientation into every situation–regardless of the appropriateness.  They’re (wait for it…..) throwing it in my face.

To go back to an earlier context:   I respect Colin Powell; I may disagree with him on some things, but he presents himself as an intelligent, well-informed, highly-skilled person who is a republican.  Rush Limbaugh is an annoying one-trick pony who attempts to cram “republican” down people’s throats.

I’m a big boy.  My despise for Rush Limbaugh (“in your face” homosexuals) in no way precludes my affection or respect for Colin Powell (homosexuals in general).

Can you PC Absolutists understand that concept? Or do I need to dumb it down even more?

So far, nothing newsworthy, right? Right. Here’s the kicker:

They were his own images.

Yeah, you read that right. Best guess is that some jackass took Jon’s images, stripped the typography from them, and submitted them to the aforementioned stock art site. But instead of a “whoops, our bad”, Jon was instead greeted with a “whoops, we’re suing your ass”, courtesy of a law firm that apparently specializes in fucking over legitimate artists**. Yes sir, the The Intellectual Property Group PLLC is a company that is reputed to “[Represent] businesses and professionals across the Country and Overseas in the Art, Media, Internet, and Entertainment fields” (weird capitalization theirs, not mine). Tell me again how this gels with suing the original artist for his entirely lawful and legitimate use of his own artwork? Go on, I’ll wait.

No? Yeah, didn’t think so.

So this “law firm” decides to contact Jon and offer to settle the matter for $18k. How the hell is that any different than just paying the stock art site? From the artist himself:

I refuse to pay THEM for work I created. That is the epitomy of ridiculous. The attorney didn’t like my response. He threatened to sue. I say BRING IT ON! I have no doubt I can win in court.

A-fucking-men. Glad to see someone not bending over and taking it from these bastards.

Now, I know that everyone makes jokes about lawyers. They say that they’re the lowest of the low, that they prey on the weak, and that they’d generally serve better as the foundation of a building than the foundation of law. All those lawyers that people make such jokes about? THOSE lawyers would spit on the lawyers who have brought this “case”. Know why? Because instead of backing off and realizing that hey, maybe this guy’s got a point, they decided to contact all of his clients, and “inform the client[s] that I’m being investigated for copyright infringement and that the logo I designed for them may have been stolen from their client.”

Holy shit, that’s some balls.

So, for all the readers of this site (stop laughing), I urge you to help in any way you can. How, you may ask? Simple. Jon is on Twitter and his friends have started a #SaveJon campaign in order to increase visibility and bring attention to this issue. If you use Twitter, please spread the news of his issue far and wide, and make sure to use the #SaveJon hashtag when you do. He’s got a new Tumblr blog up since everyone trying to see how he’s getting shafted has apparently destroyed his server. And if you have a few spare bucks, he’s got a legal defense fund set up. He may need it.

And if you feel so inclined, email the fine folks over at Art Laws by clicking here (an AOL address for a “professional” organization – I love it!) and let them know what you think of their plans to sue Jon for using his own artwork. Remember to treat these wonderful people with exactly the same amount of professionalism and courtesy that they have been treating Jon with. And as much as I despise having to say it, remember that they’re lawyers and can make your life a living hell for absolutely no other reason than that they don’t like you.

I personally can’t wait to see how this plays out, and see exactly how far Jon can cram his counter-suit up their collective asses.

* – they don’t really fuck pigs. That was just hyperbole on my part. It was a joke, an opinion, when I said that the people at stockart.com fuck pigs. To clarify, the people at stockart.com DO NOT FUCK PIGS. So if you’re looking for someone to fuck a pig of yours, do NOT ask anyone at stockart.com, as they DO NOT FUCK PIGS. stockart.com ARE NOT PIG FUCKERS. I hope that clears things up.

** – this probably isn’t what they specialize in, although whatever is said on their site is certainly belied by their actions.

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After watching that, and realizing that Sarah Palin is completely inept and ignorant of anything outside of her own myopic worldview, I want to know what exactly it is about her that is appealing to conservative republicans and why is she being looked at for 2012? What part of “didn’t know that Africa was a continent” and “couldn’t identify the countries that were involved in NAFTA” seems like a good choice for anything other than the “after” picture of a botched frontal lobotomy procedure?

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He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods…I just don’t know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly…F’huck you.

I’ve never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they’re saying something and how terrible what they’re saying is.

“Don’tcha know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I’m so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. You know what small-town America is fine, but it’s the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow you can write off entire swaths of the country, that we somehow… You know, New York City wasn’t good enough for fuckin’ Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can’t take it anymore. I mean that is the one thing [inaudible] election cycle. After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I’m from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don’t have sodomy on top of Russian flags.