What Would Tyler Durden Do

brad and angelina are suing

brendon — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:39:22 +0000

Tabloids have been claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are breaking up any minute now since at least 2006. Here’s a post from May of 2007 about it. Yet they’re still together, and in fact they seemed pretty happy two days ago as their adopted New Orleans Saints won the Super [...]

marisa miller is pretty easy going

brendon — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:44:03 +0000

People make fun of Tom Arnold, but Sunday he tackled Marisa Miller during a flag football game in Miami before the Super Bowl and had the good sense to pull her pants down. So who’s laughing now? Not the people on the other team after this play, the ones who had Tom [...]

jennifer aniston still sucks

brendon — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:33:54 +0000

Jennifer Aniston and her barren womb went down to Mexico this weekend with some friends, including apparent boyfriend Gerard Butler and Courteney Cox. Aniston looks okay but that’s because these pictures were taken from a million miles away. Much like how pictures of the Loch Ness monster look real but when you see [...]

blake lively is up there somewhere

brendon — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:43:06 +0000

Lots of fancy Hollywood stars descended on Miami this weekend to watch the New Orleans Saints win Superbowl 44, among them ‘Gossip Girl’ star Blake Lively, who hung out on her hotel balcony in a bikini with Chace Crawford. God knows why he was there but it sure as hell wasn’t for football [...]

what the hell

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:16:45 +0000

It seems impossible that this is a coincidence, but a photographer taking pictures of Charlie Sheens Mercedes’, the car that was stolen from his home then driven off Mullholland to crash down to the valley below, found a second car. This one is Bentley, and it’s not yet known if anyone is inside [...]

everyone loves charlie sheen, part 2

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:05:10 +0000

It had to be disappointing for Denise Richards whoever stole Charlie Sheens car and drove it off a cliff that the car didn’t explode in a big fireball. That he wasn’t in the car when it happened is also unfortunate. Actually if he could have been in the car, then had the [...]

leif garrett may or may not be a prostitute

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:03:21 +0000

Ian Halperin is a well known Hollywood reporter who routinely reports things that are either categorically untrue or already well known to anyone who pays attention. But he’s also had New York Times bestsellers and his Michael Jackson book was well reviewed by respected sources. Point being, he was on Opie [...]

everyone loves charlie sheen

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:51:05 +0000

Charlie Sheen was fast asleep early this morning when he received a call from OnStar after the airbags were deployed on one of his cars. He looked outside but didn’t see the car. He didn’t see the car because he wasn’t looking at the bottom of the canyon, which is where whoever took [...]

friday morning headlines

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:55:08 +0000

QUESTLOVE - might have overreacted yesterday when he insinuated that the NBC commissary menu for black history month was racist. Turns out the chef who planned the meal is a black woman and she based the menu on things she liked to eat. But then this morning, right when things were cooling [...]

if you play your cards right, the lapd might arrest you

brendon — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:27:59 +0000

Dr. Conrad Murray of course is the doctor who’s accused of killing Michael Jackson, albeit unintentionally. His attorneys have been meeting with the LAPD all week and he will attempt to surrender later today, but the worthless dipshits entrusted to enforce the law aren’t sure if they’ll accept it or not. Keep in [...]