What Would Tyler Durden Do

jesse james is really sorry

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:20:57 +0000

Sandra Bullock moved out of their house when she found out her husband Jesse James was cheating on her, but he’s acting as if there might be some hope for their marriage. He was seen this morning wearing his wedding ring, and now he’s issued an apology to People. “The vast majority [...]

holly madison is good luck

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:38:39 +0000

Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she’s the star of ‘Peepshow’ at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O’Sheas Casino for St. Patrick’s Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she could make my penis flush [...]

its the tiger woods sext messages

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:26:55 +0000

The second porn star that Tiger Woods had an affair with launched a web site today called Sexting Joslyn James, where she, as you might have guessed, reveals all the sexy text messages sent to her by TIger. Or so she claims. Her reputation sucks and many people including her own family [...]

heidi montag is an angel

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:45:43 +0000

Forget everything that was written in the post beneath this one, because of course the best way to get huge boobs and not have to deal with a baby is to get DDD implants like Heidi Montag did. What a timely role model she is. She’s not slutting around like Gisele just [...]

gisele bundchen is bouncy

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:05:07 +0000

All rational people agree that babies are a pox upon this earth and should be eliminated. Or at least kept in a trunk or something like Harry Potter so I don’t have to listen to their incessant screaming and crying and temper tantrums. Unfortunately having a baby gives the mom huge boobs, [...]

sandra bullock has moved out

brendon — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:36:08 +0000

It wasn’t until yesterday that news spread about Jesse James cheating on his wife Sandra Bullock, but she obviously knew about it before then, because she moved out on Monday. People magazine says… The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband [...]

michelle bombshell naked

brendon — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:17:21 +0000

This easily could have been part of the post below, but Tyler does better in google when I have headlines like ‘Michelle Bombshell naked’ (full size pic here). According to her bio, she’s in med school and 90 percent (90?) covered in ink. Sounds like she’ll be a good doctor. Unless [...]

sandra bullock must be thrilled

brendon — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:57:39 +0000

People are always claiming to be the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, but the girl Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with really is. At least according to the bio on her soft core porn site. Hi Boys, I’m Michelle Bombshell, the busty tattoo goddess of your [...]

afternoon headlines

brendon — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:17:52 +0000

KENDRA - is gonna kill me because I was supposed to mention her St. Patricks Day contest sooner than this. So everyone go do this thing for Kendra. I guarantee (*) the winner gets to have sex with her. (*- these statements are not guaranteed) GARY DOURDAN - used the things [...]

jesse james cheated on sandra bullock

brendon — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:51:16 +0000

After she won the Academy Award for ‘The Blind Side’, Sandra Bullock broke down and cried as she thanked everyone, including Jesse James, her husband for the past 4 years. She would have been crying even more if she had known what Jesse was doing when she was actually making ‘The Blind Side’. [...]