What Would Tyler Durden Do

monday afternoon headlines

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:32:45 +0000

AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times) RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks [...]

damn. speaking of ‘twilight’

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:41:00 +0000

I don’t know much about Christian Serratos, but she’s in the ‘Twilight’ movies, she’s 19, she’s hot, and now she’s naked as the latest celebrity in the PETA “I’d rather go naked…” campaign (temporary full size copy here). This tie-in makes a lot of sense if you think about it. PETA fights for [...]

ashley greene on maxim

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:43:00 +0000

Maxim is boring as hell of course (*), and you could find better writing with funnier jokes on the label for a bottle of vitamins, but they still somehow trick hot girls into posing for their unreadable magazine every month. In this case ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene. They also have an interview [...]

jessica simpson is about to snap. or something.

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:22:03 +0000

The Enquirer says today that friends and family of Jessica Simpson are worried she may be headed for a mental breakdown. They say Jess suffered a “frightening collapse recently”. To illustrate all this, they use a picture of her from August 6th. This one, specifically. These mental breakdowns can take [...]

Australia hates Britney. Not because of that shirt though.

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:52:02 +0000

Australia must be a utopia because the government has nothing to do but yell at Britney Spears for lip synching during her tour down there this week. On top of that, critics have called her show “boring and stiff”, and there are reports of fans walking out as early as the third song. As [...]

eva mendes knows how to promote a movie

brendon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:40:28 +0000

Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans’, and if someone wanted to make the case that she’s the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn’t wear a bra and her [...]

really close this time

brendon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:52:13 +0000

I had the video above showing Katy Perry almost flashing her tits during rehearsals of the MTV Europe Music awards together with the pictures in the post below, but now I’ve added some sceencaps from the video and so I’m splitting them into two posts. This way I’ve done essentially nothing and yet it [...]

this post was almost awesome

brendon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:16:32 +0000

Katy Perry hosted last nights MTV Europe Music awards, and during the show she wore this flesh colored top, which looks awesome in the thumbnails because you think she might be naked. She’s not of course and she might as well have taken my erection and slammed it in a car door because [...]

is that jessica albas ass?

brendon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:45:29 +0000

Jessica Alba has said before she would never do a nude scene in a movie, but this sure as hell looks like her getting brutally beaten sexily spanked in this leaked clip from the upcoming movie ‘The Killer Inside Me’. You can only see her face and ass at the same time for an [...]

todays top story

brendon — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:02:50 +0000

Megan Fox has broken up with Brian Austin Green a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out, probably to date me, but look at him. Look at him as they walk around Silver Lake yesterday, with Megan in a slightly see-thru shirt. He’s oblivious. He has no [...]