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Kristen Stewart actually looked hot today

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 20:41:51 +0000

It took a few years of trying and several hundred failed attempts, but Kristen Stewart actually looked like a girl today at the ‘Cosmopolis’ premiere in Cannes. Or at the very least a boy I’d let go down on me. (image source = getty, wenn)

Victoria Silvstedt is some kind of immortal

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 20:26:27 +0000

It’s been 15 years since Victoria Silvstedt was named Playmate of the Year, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her in a bikini in Cannes today. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Do we actually know anything about her before 1997, or did she just arrive here from Asgard [...]

Nicole Kidman forgot something

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 18:02:54 +0000

Nicole Kidman went to a screening of her movie ‘Paperboy’ at Cannes last night wearing a dress that also acted as a thermometer. So be grateful it’s not Khloe Kardashian wearing it, because then we’d have to see her dick. Or dicks, whatever the case may be. She has to have at least one. [...]

Holly Henderson will make it all better

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:53:48 +0000

A white British girl with good plastic surgery is close to the exact opposite of Janet Jackson, so here’s reality star Holly Henderson and some of her very effective attention whoring in a London park yesterday. Girls over there really seem to go for it when getting implants. And I very much appreciate that. [...]

Janet Jackson might have had a little work done

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 16:00:06 +0000

I don’t know who’s been doing plastic surgery on Janet Jackson, but it sure as hell isn’t any doctor. Her nose is a completely separate shade from the rest of her. One eye opens wider than the other. Her smile is, at best, sinister. This could have been a sexy outfit but the only [...]

Britney walked off the X Factor set

brendon — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:16:23 +0000

On the very first day as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ yesterday, Britney Spears walked off the set after a contestant sang a predictably awful version of her song ‘Hold It Against Me’, and the next four contestants performed in front of Simon Cowell, LA Reid, Demi Lovato, and Empty Chair. As you [...]

Rose McGowans still got it

brendon — Thu, 24 May 2012 23:45:04 +0000

Rose McGowan is in Monaco today for the ‘Nights In Monaco’ Gala Fundraiser, which hopefully has something to do with fixing whatever the hell happened to her, because it’s terrifying. She looks like she’s made out of wood. (image source = fame/flynet, splash)

Paris Hilton has taken Cannes by storm

brendon — Thu, 24 May 2012 23:18:43 +0000

So, Paris Hilton went to Cannes, and she spun and twirled and posed on the sidewalk while some twink yelled her name so everyone would look at them as he pretended to be a photographer, even though it looks like he’s never actually seen a camera before and has no idea what it does, [...]

Britney started work on ‘the X Factor’ today

brendon — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:35:43 +0000

Britney Spears arrived in Austin, Texas, this afternoon to judge the first round of auditions for ‘the X Factor’, and assuming that’s actually where they are, things are off to a good start. Even her toughest critic would have to admit that she can, in fact, stand in front of a banner and smile [...]

Gwen Stefani is better than other moms

brendon — Thu, 24 May 2012 18:59:08 +0000

For most people, these would be the best pictures they would ever take in their lives, yet for Gwen Stefani it was just Wednesday. She just looks cool and sexy all the time, even while running simple errands. I wish I could make everything look as effortless as she does. Like this Gavin Rossdale [...]