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words & pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/ Words & Pictures is an online comic strip about the adventures of a creative team in a large advertising agency. en-us words & pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/feed/wp_feed_logo.gif http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/ 90 36 03-09-20 -- An Oft-Revisited Conversation The Tortoise and the Hare http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-09-20.html 02-03-20 -- Goes Great With Lyme Disease The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, elevators, subways and door knobs. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-03-20.html 01-27-20 -- Cool Beans The leader has not yet joined the call. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-27-20.html 12-24-19 -- Merry Christmas, Movie House! Every time we skip a Monday update, an angel gets its wings http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-19.html 08-19-19 -- Brutally Strong Execution Hints of vanilla, honey and elder abuse http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-19-19.html 05-27-19 -- Priorities And yet we always end up at a food court http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-27-19.html 04-29-19 -- Betcha Can�t Grow Just One If Pepsi�s smart, they�ll drop their lawsuit like a hot... thing http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-29-19.html 04-15-19 -- Same Planet, Different Worlds Chacun son go�t http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-15-19.html 04-08-19 -- No Company For Old Men He wants you too, Malachi http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-08-19.html 03-26-19 -- Crashing Into The Paywall �Build Something Better�, indeed http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-26-19.html 03-10-19 -- The More Loving One I�m very nice and everyone should like me a lot http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-10-19.html 03-04-19 -- Holding All The Cards Will work for food http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-04-19.html 02-26-19 -- Dealbreaker Nope nope nope nope nope http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-26-19.html 02-18-19 -- Legacy @LeeClowsFist http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-18-19.html 02-11-19 -- The Path Of Most Resistance Fuck your comfort zone http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-11-19.html 02-04-19 -- CleganeBowl Man Crush Sunday http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-04-19.html 01-28-19 -- He�s Also A Client Beaten with the Hair Club http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-28-19.html 01-21-19 -- Razor Burn If �be a good man� offends you, you�re an asshole http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-21-19.html 01-14-19 -- Wonder Man Rest in peace, Lester. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-14-19.html 01-07-19 -- Don�t You Know About The Bird? Everybody knows that the bird is the word http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-07-19.html 12-31-18 -- Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot? At 102 words, he�s typing at 0.00000606 wpm http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-31-18.html 12-24-18 -- Stay Frosty Happy holidays and thanks for coming back! http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-18.html 12-17-18 -- Unsung Hero Thank you, Mr. Johnson http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-17-18.html 12-10-18 -- Next Gen Her name is Joana Ceddia. Ask your kids. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-10-18.html 12-03-18 -- Feast Or Famine It�s been that kind of a year, frankly http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-03-18.html 11-26-18 -- Who Are The People In Your Neighbourhood? Not To Be Confused With David Bowie�s Widow. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-26-18.html 01-19-15 -- The Lone And Level Sands Stretch Far Away Zed�s Dead, Baby. Zed�s Dead. http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-19-15.html 12-24-14 -- Gruss Vom Krampus! Don�t fuck with our Timmies and you can stay http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-14.html 06-30-14 -- Welcome/Bienvenue Don�t fuck with our Timmies and you can stay http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-01-14.html 06-30-14 -- How To Offend Everyone. EEEEVERRRYYYOOONNNE! He musta thought it was white boy day http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-30-14.html 06-23-14 -- There�s No Such Thing As A I�m the trouble starter, punking instigator hhttp://wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-23-14.html 06-08-14 -- Rebranding Empire Life corners the derivatives market hhttp://wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-08-14.html 05-26-14 -- Watching The New Arby�s Ad It�s still better than anything on TLC http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-26-14.html 05-19-14 -- Retail Is Detail Dot see, eh? http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-19-14.html 05-12-14 -- Parent Companies Most mergers fail within the first year http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-12-14.html 04-07-14 -- Feedback The sober yin to my raging yang http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-07-14.html 02-03-14 -- The Price Of Children Is Eternal Vigilance Don�t even get me started on TV actors http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-03-14.html 1-27-14 -- Anybody Still Out There? Time is money http://wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-27-14.html 12-24-13 -- The Nightmare Before The Christmas Comic Happy holidays to all our readers! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-13.html 11-05-13 -- It�s Not Even Dark In The Arctic Yet What�s bedtime if 5 is 1-2 hours before? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-05-13.html 10-28-13 -- We Can Make Time Time and a half http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-28-13.html 10-21-13 -- What�s Black And White And Misreported All Over? Phil is our go-to man in uniform. I think he just loves cosplay. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-21-13.html 10-14-13 -- Ghost In The Machine He controls the horizontal. He controls the vertical. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-14-13.html 10-07-13 -- Men at Work Shop rates may vary http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-07-13.html 09-30-13 -- Heisenberg�s Uncertainty Yo, no spoilers, bitch! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-30-13.html 09-24-13 -- Late Idea For A Promo, Shower It�s to your credit if you don�t get this one http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-24-13.html 07-29-13 -- POG: Devourer Of The Universe Guest starring John Wren and Maurice Levy as Red Lion and Green Lion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-29-13.html 06-05-13 -- Catching Up On Current Events It�s 3 comics for the price of 1! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-05-13.html 05-27-13 -- The Honesty Policy About 12,600,000 results http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-27-13.html 04-21-13 -- The Eye Of The Beholder Sketch comedy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-24-13.html 04-08-13 -- Labels What�s your Target weight? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-08-13.html 03-11-13 -- Cardinal Rules Now serving number 266 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-11-13.html 02-04-13 -- Friendship Is Magic. Tainted Meat, Less So. So hungry I could eat a... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-04-13.html 01-20-13 -- A Farewell To Arms Dead Island or Bust http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-20-13.html 01-01-13 -- Out With The Old Happy New Year, everybody! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-01-13.html 12-23-12 -- Marley & Me Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2012! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-23-12.html 12-11-12 -- A Hit With The Ladies Sharing is scaring http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-11-12.html 12-03-12 -- Suckers Also, your Facebook status is not a legally binding document http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-03-12.html 11-19-12 -- The Hostess With The Leastest Woody Harrelson seen weeping uncontrollably http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-19-12.html 11-12-12 -- Remember, Remember The Filth Of Movember Show me on the man where the puppet touched you http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-12-12.html 11-05-12 -- The New Girl Don't even get me started on Mulan's tranny fetish http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-05-12.html 10-25-12 -- Paragone Cheaters never prosper http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-25-12.html 10-07-12 -- Misogynist No girls allowed http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-07-12.html 09-16-12 -- Papillae Of mammaries and memories http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-16-12.html 08-27-12 -- Oh, I Have Slipped The Surly Bonds Of Earth ...put out my hand, and touched the face of God http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-27-12.html 07-23-12 -- Lunatic Shoots 70, Massacres 1212 ;) At long last, have you no sense of decency? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-23-12.html 07-09-12 -- Beyond Belief Not to be confused with Bosun Higgs of the Royal Navy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-09-12.html 06-25-12 -- Cannes'd Hamm Don la maison http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-25-12.html 06-04-12 -- Context Is Everything This is why you always carry business cards http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-04-12.html 05-14-12 -- 5318008 ( . ) ( . ) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-14-12.html 05-07-12 -- Mask Howdy Partener http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-07-12.html 04-23-12 -- Work Without End, Amen 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-23-12.html 04-09-12 -- I Can Only Assume It's 30 cc's Of Lamb's Blood Note to self: invest in Vaxil BioTherapeutics http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-09-12.html 03-20-12 -- As Seen In Beastmaster 2 It's just a jump to the left http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-20-12.html 03-12-12 -- Kony! Koni! Kone! Say It Ain't So, Joe! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-12-12.html 03-05-12 -- True Tales Of The Fashion Police Dedicated to reader Claire Murphy, ruiner of children's presents http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-05-12.html 02-27-12 -- Lost In The Valley Of The Deer Special thanks to Jamie, Sean Atkinson and Shawn James http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-27-12.html 02-13-12 -- It's All Greek To Me Except, you know, it's actually Latin http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-13-12.html 02-05-12 -- Lethe Dedicated to those we lost beneath the earth http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-05-12.html 12-22-11 -- Season's Greetings From Nakatomi Plaza Merry-ki-yay, motherfuckers! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-22-11.html 12-06-11 -- Consider The Source No More Tears. Some Quarternium-15. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-06-11.html 11-17-11 -- Nice Timing, Mike I always hated Scut Farkus http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-17-11.html 11-01-11 -- Welcome To The Neighbourhood Eating Danish For Breakfast http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-01-11.html 10-17-11 -- BlackoutBerry And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-17-11.html 09-26-11 -- Ye Canna Break The Laws Of Physics! The Only Physical Constant Is Change http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-26-11.html 09-12-11 -- Best. Answer. Ever. Dedicated to Rob Spence, a.k.a. Eyeborg http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-12-11.html 09-05-11 -- Milosh No Like! As it happens, Graham's not too wild about it either http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-05-11.html 08-29-11 -- Out Of Office Notification So, are we done here or what? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-29-11.html 08-08-11 -- Baby Powder I read it on the Internet, so it MUST be true. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-08-11.html 07-25-11 -- Pyramid Scheme 2.5l per day. Minimum. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-25-11.html 07-17-11 -- This Totally Happened To My Cousin's Friend And to me. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-17-11.html 07-11-11 -- It's Lonely At The Top Mind your table manners. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-11-11.html 06-27-11 -- Famousily Effective And the Titanium Lion for Most Schadenfreude-Inspiring Self-Promo goes to... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-27-11.html 06-20-11 -- The Will Of The People Inspired by our friend Evan http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-20-11.html 06-13-11 -- Soda Jerks Details aside, KFC still has some pretty huge balls going there http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-13-11.html 05-30-11 -- Ouroboros With apologies to Bil Keane http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-30-11.html 05-16-11 -- PRevarication When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-16-11.html 05-09-11 -- Once More Unto The Breach 20 days and 101,600,000 compromised accounts later... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-09-11.html 05-02-11 -- Mandatory Happy Fun Time The horror... The horror... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-02-11.html 04-25-11 -- The Rest is Silence Verizon hangs up on Test Man http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-25-11.html 04-18-11 -- The March Of Time Milestones http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-18-11.html 04-11-11 -- Sonderkommando McCheese So delicious. So wrong. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-11-11.html 04-04-11 -- This Was Their Actual Excuse You see? You see why they hate us? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-04-11.html 03-28-11 -- Wish You Were Here (So I Could Be There) Cranked out during layover in Chile http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-28-11.html 03-21-11 -- Let's Take This Discussion Offline Lame duck http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-21-11.html 03-14-11 -- Rebuttal On Page 3 Amy Winehouse, I'll give you http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-14-11.html 03-07-11 -- Spider-Car: Turn Off The Dark Creeping horror comes standard http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-07-11.html 02-28-11 -- Everything Old Is New Again Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-28-11.html 02-21-11 -- On The Subjectivity Of Good News And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-21-11.html 02-14-11 -- Reunited And It Feels So Good Happy Valentine's Day! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-14-11.html 02-07-11 -- Denim Peg, Round Hole Just in time for Valentine's http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-07-11.html 01-31-11 -- Yo Quiero Isolated Oat Product What happens when we assume? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-31-11.html 01-24-11 -- The Bustling Times Have Mac, Will Travel reads the card of a man http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-24-11.html 01-17-11 -- This. Changes. Everything. While I'm at it, the Golden Globe for Best TV Comedy goes to Modern Family http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-17-11.html 01-10-11 -- Parting Is Such Sweet Syrupy Sorrow Graham and Jamie have left the building. And vice versa. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-10-11.html 01-01-11 -- Egghead Likes His Booky-Wooks Not even The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-01-11.html 12-27-10 -- The Bleak December Sigh out the candles http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-27-10.html 12-20-10 -- On The Subject Of Congenital Cardiovascular Defects And Christmas Happy holidays and thanks for another great year. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-20-10.html 12-13-10 -- You keep using that word "soft". I do not think it means what you think it means. R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells recall. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-13-10.html 12-06-10 -- The True Meanings Of Christmas Also, I like getting stuff http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-06-10.html 11-30-10 -- Blame It On Rio This was wonderfully topical when I wrote it on November 25th http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-30-10.html 11-22-10 -- Basic Etymology That one word should be enough to tell you it's not La Boheme http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-22-10.html 11-15-10 -- L.A. Story Also, I'm told Will Arnett is suprisingly handsome in person http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-15-10.html 11-08-10 -- What's Bad For The Goose is socially acceptable for the gander http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-08-10.html 11-01-10 -- Know Thyself This won't be the last time I encourage Jamie to go fuck himself http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-01-10.html 10-25-10 -- Oinkers Away Riddle me this, Batman! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-25-10.html 10-18-10 -- Long Is The Way, And Hard, That Out Of Hell Leads Up To Light Like sex in toilet stalls, charity is best when it's anonymous http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-18-10.html 10-11-10 -- This Week In WTF On the subject of things that seemed clever at the time http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-11-10.html 10-04-10 -- Baby Formula With apologies to Chuck Palahniuk http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-04-10.html 09-27-10 -- Sign Me Up For A Sneak Preview Of XXX Cheerleaders Please take me OFF the list for Human Centipede 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-27-10.html 09-20-10 -- 2 Boys 1 Plate To be fair, I've never actually heard him call it "an oral cavity" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-20-10.html 09-13-10 -- Cum Grano Salis Sincere apologies to anyone who was freaked out http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-13-10.html 09-06-10 -- We Can't Go On Together With Suspicious Minds The fourth panel is him digging a shallow grave for my mutilated corpse http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-06-10.html 08-30-10 -- Going For Broke For the former world has passed away http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-30-10.html 08-23-10 -- Eco-Friendly? I Hear That. 95 decibels of ear-shattering deliciousness http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-23-10.html 08-16-10 -- Applied Memetics 101 I'm not a smart man, Jenny. But I know what Zeitgeist is. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-16-10.html 08-09-10 -- Just The Facts, Man A better question might be "Why does Jamie know what teenage boys smell like?" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-09-10.html 08-02-10 -- Things Are Looking Up In Miami It's like a bar graph of Old Spice sales http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-02-10.html 07-26-10 -- Tease and Reveal Logging on uphill through the snow both ways http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-26-10.html 07-19-10 -- This Woman's Work You can tell it's a fake ad because it doesn't suggest women secrete a clear blue liquid http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-19-10.html 07-12-10 -- The Price Of Victory RFI FU http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-12-10.html 07-05-10 -- Afterlife What are you doing after work? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-05-10.html 06-28-10 -- You Can't Go Home Again Out of the saute pan and into the flaming patrol car http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-28-10.html 06-21-10 -- A Perfectly Valid Question I'm told there's also some award show in between parties http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-21-10.html 06-14-10 -- Les Mots Justes Think carefully before you roll the dice on #3 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-14-10.html 06-07-10 -- Ready Your Tiny Violins Man, check out the uvula on that gift horse! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-07-10.html 05-31-10 -- Dial M For Moron Ah, the singular joy of presenting over the phone http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-31-10.html 05-24-10 -- Last Night What the hell am I going to do with my Tuesdays? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-24-10.html 05-17-10 -- On The Subject Of Things That Seemed Funny At The Time With great power comes great responsibility http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-17-10.html 05-10-10 -- Genesis In loving memory http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-10-10.html 05-03-10 -- I Find Myself Nostalgic For The Gentility Of American Apparel's Ass Hunt I feel dirty doing this, but... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-03-10.html 04-26-10 -- Yoink! Follow the leader http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-26-10.html 04-19-10 -- Keeping Up With The You-Know-Whos Written by a former ad guy you say? I'm shocked. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-19-10.html 04-12-10 -- Because No One Else Is Talking About It What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful skankity? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-12-10.html 04-05-10 -- Coming Out Of The Closet Mr. Mutch's wardrobe provided by Panic and Bob http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-05-10.html 03-29-10 -- Understanding Today's Youth (circa 2035) What is it with the future and silver jumpsuits? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-29-10.html 03-22-10 -- Rules, Like Bones, Were Made To Be Broken When it's coming down to veggie burgers, it's every man for himself http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-22-10.html 03-15-10 -- Casting A Narrow Net Gone fishin' http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-15-10.html 03-08-10 -- Feed Me, I'm Irish For future reference, a century and half = too soon http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-08-10.html 03-01-10 -- Not A UFC-Sanctioned Finishing Move If you don't get the reference, seriously, do NOT Google it http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-01-10.html 02-22-10 -- *Not Actual Size Hubris http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-22-10.html 02-15-10 -- Athletic Supporters Proud to (unofficially) support our regional representatives and the international sporting event currently taking place on the west coast http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-15-10.html 02-08-10 -- The Garden Of Earthly Delights Exotic island cuisine of the south http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-08-10.html 02-01-10 -- Total Recall On the subject of my leather interior death trap http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-01-10.html 01-25-10 -- Revelations Collect all three! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-25-10.html 01-18-10 -- To Catch A Thief Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-18-10.html 01-11-10 -- The Plot Thickens Like Graham Over The Holidays The Mystery of the Missing Lion, Part 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-11-10.html 01-04-10 -- True Crime Adventures: The Mystery Of The Missing Lion To be continued... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-04-10.html 12-28-09 -- O Ye Of Many Faiths Ring-ring! We're phoning it in! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-28-09.html 12-21-09 -- The Official Theme Song Of Seasonal Affective Disorder Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2009! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-21-09.html 12-14-09 -- The True Meaning Of Cullenmas Special thanks to Klara for letting us make her look crazy. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-14-09.html 12-07-09 -- Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged With apologies to George Santayana and Joe LaPompe http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-07-09.html 11-30-09 -- He's Just A Boy Who Cain't Say No The biggest threat to the space-time continuum since every other Star Trek episode http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-30-09.html 11-23-09 -- Poppin' Fresh Nothin' says lovin' like "Fix your hideous face" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-23-09.html 11-16-09 -- I've Always Wanted To Do This Beware the humour of a patient man. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-16-09.html 11-09-09 -- Like Pasties Not so much written as transcribed verbatim http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-09-09.html 11-02-09 -- Homecoming That's what you get for waking up in Disney http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-02-09.html 10-26-09 -- A Friend In Need Needs a better friend, indeed http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-26-09.html 10-19-09 -- Happy Anniversary! Dedicated to my 20-year-old girlfriend http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-19-09.html 10-12-09 -- The Age Of Legends Welcome to the Desert of the Real. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-12-09.html 10-05-09 -- What $750/hr Buys Ad Age: Top New York Creatives Charge $750/hour http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-05-09.html 09-28-09 -- It's Funny Because It's MiniTrue Mao's China and Orwell's 1984 both turn 60 this year. Make of that what you will. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-28-09.html 09-21-09 -- The Importance Of Ritual TMI http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-21-09.html 09-14-09 -- The Many Sophisticated Layers Of DDB's Bud Light Lime Ad It also means "taking it in the pooper" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-14-09.html 09-07-09 -- I'm With The Banned Dedicated to Matt Morin http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-07-09.html 08-31-09 -- This Presentation Is Closed Captioned For The Bullshit Impaired. I like account people, but I don't pretend to understand them. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-31-09.html 08-24-09 -- Never Work With Children Or Animals Or the undead. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-24-09.html 08-17-09 -- And The Winner Is... Thanks for your entries! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-17-09.html 08-10-09 -- Cart. The Horse. Calling all readers: Can you do what Graham couldn't? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-10-09.html 08-03-09 -- The Little Blue Pill Melts in your P2X7 purinoceptor, not in your hand http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-03-09.html 07-27-09 -- The Bad Line Don't pretend you've never said it. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-27-09.html 07-20-09 -- Her Hardest Hue To Hold Referencing Hinton referencing Frost http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-20-09.html 07-13-09 -- There Are No Small Jobs Actually, I'm "the pathological perfectionist guy" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-13-09.html 07-06-09 -- Hell Is Other People Dedicated to Pete Henderson. He knows why. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-06-09.html 06-29-09 -- Of Things Best Left Unsaid You just had to go there, didn't you Jonah? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-29-09.html 06-22-09 -- You May Remember Him From Such Films As "Kiss The Girls" Say it ain't so, Easy Reader! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-22-09.html 06-15-09 -- Eight O'Clock In The Morning Jamie's here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he's all out of bubble gum. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-15-09.html 06-08-09 -- I Don't Really Do Guy Talk I needed Jamie's help to write the first two panels http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-08-09.html 06-01-09 -- Not Well, I'm Guessing Before our friends ask: no, this is not about you http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-01-09.html 05-25-09 -- It's Lonely At The Top Of Mind You've come to the right men http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-25-09.html 05-18-09 -- It's Technical Still creepy after all these years http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-18-09.html 05-11-09 -- Shocking Ignorance Apologies to any non-creatives left scratching their heads over this one http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-11-09.html 05-04-09 -- Year Of The Pig May the fourth be with you http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-04-09.html 04-27-09 -- Shake It, Baby! Apple targets the Medea Complex demographic http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-27-09.html 04-20-09 -- Life In A Meritocracy When sharing in a group, ALWAYS go first. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-20-09.html 04-13-09 -- Speed Dating See you there http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-13-09.html 04-06-09 -- Meanwhile, At PETA Headquarters... The Hypocritic Oath http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-06-09.html 03-30-09 -- Live From New York, It's Extremely Grim News koo-LROO-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-30-09.html 03-23-09 -- Shocking Expose Who knew? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-23-09.html 03-16-09 -- Quality Time Have a great week with your family, Jamie. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-16-09.html 03-09-09 -- Happy Birthday You Hideous, Self-Esteem-Destroying Bitch Cease and desist from Mattel in 5... 4... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-09-09.html 03-02-09 -- Friday, 1:10 p.m. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-02-09.html 02-23-09 -- Backstory Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-23-09.html 02-16-09 -- No Such Thing As A Free Dinner Money's too tight for steak http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-16-09.html 02-09-09 -- Needling And people say I'm competitive http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-09-09.html 02-02-09 -- There Will Be Blood Jamie's got some splainin' to do http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-02-09.html 01-26-09 -- Any Resemblance To Persons Living Or Dead Is Purely Profitable At least have the decency to admit you're doing what everybody knows you're obviously doing. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-26-09.html 01-19-09 -- Twit Dedicated to James Andrews, with sympathy. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-19-09.html 01-12-09 -- How Do We Say This Gently? Bow to the green eyed monster. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-12-09.html 01-05-09 -- 365... 364... 363... 362... Once more unto the breach. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-05-09.html 12-29-08 -- The Upsell Downside Just give me my goddamn gas! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-29-08.html 12-22-08 -- A Christmas Comic http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-22-08.html Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our wonderful readers! 12-15-08 -- 5... 4... 3... 2... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-15-08.html Posting this the week of my review was probably not the best idea ever. 12-08-08 -- Mmm... Tastes Like Manifest Destiny http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-08-08.html Exotic is in the mouth of the beholder. 12-01-08 -- Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-01-08.html There but for the grace of God hump I. 11-24-08 -- Prometheus Burned http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-24-08.html I considered going with "Epimetheus Burned" to reference his brother, "afterthought", but figured I was already way off most people's radar. 11-17-08 --No, Really... Think About It http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-17-08.html You've reeeeeeally got to want to see that silver lining. 11-10-08 --Fresh Out Of School http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-10-08.html Read it once and let us never speak of this again. 11-06-08 --The Week That Wasn't http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-27-08.html Back online at last! Please accept our apology, the full story and a little something for your trouble. 10-27-08 -- Welcome To The Bungle http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-27-08.html Awesomely, the European slogan is "What's the worst that could happen?" 10-20-08 -- And Where Does The Queen Fit In? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-20-08.html Canadian politics, like Canadian television, isn't half as exciting as our neighbour's. 10-13-08 -- We're Looking For A Few Good (Looking) Men http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-13-08.html Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! 10-06-08 -- Ironically, They Buried Him In Dirt http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-06-08.html R.I.P. Mr. C (of P&G) 09-29-08 -- Won't SOMEBODY Think Of The Children? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-29-08.html It's funny 'cuz it's true. 09-22-08 -- Suck It, Damages http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-22-08.html Written before the end of the Emmys and thus subject to the Dewey Defeats Truman clause 09-15-08 -- Poor Us http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-15-08.html I nominate this as the comic mostly likely to piss off our co-workers. 09-08-08 -- TIFF Tiff http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-08-08.html Based on a true story. 08-31-08 -- My Bologna Has A First Name. It's D-E-A-T-H. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-31-08.html My bologna has a second name. It's L-I-S-T-E-R-I-A-M-O-N-O-C-Y-T-O-G-E-N-E-S. 08-25-08 -- Available Wherever Quality Books Are Sold http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-25-08.html Pre-order your copy today! 08-18-08 -- Internal Combustion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-18-08.html Bernbach carried a note reminding him "They might be right." We should probably look into getting one of those. 08-11-08 -- It's Good To Be A Creative. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-11-08.html In praise of the Half Windsor Not. 08-03-08 -- Our Name Is Legion, For We Are Many http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-03-08.html Remember when Graham used to appear in the comic he writes? 07-28-08 -- I, Jamie, Take Thee, Klara, For Granted http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-28-08.html Our weekend sucked so very, very hard. At least we were able to ruin our family's as well. 07-21-08 -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-21-08.html So do my border states. 07-14-08 -- On Bastille Day, Choose Butter http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-14-08.html Jamie didn't find it funny. Will you? 07-07-08 -- Thoughts From The Creative Department http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-07-08.html I think I can't! I think I can't! 06-30-08 -- Virtue Is Its Own Award http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-30-08.html Melvin Toast in an idiot. Nothing to do with the comic. I'm just saying. 06-23-08 -- What's That Number Again? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-23-08.html Three weeks later, cancer was cured. 06-16-08 -- Thou Something Something False Idols http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-16-08.html On the subject of the electric god that lives in my pocket. 06-09-08 -- I'm Trying, Ringo. I'm Trying REAL HARD To Be The Shepherd. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-09-08.html Peace Corps my ass. THIS is the toughest job you'll ever love. 06-02-08 -- Accessory After The Fact http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-02-08.html Xenophobic much? 05-26-08 -- Diamonds Are A Boy's Worst Enemy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-26-08.html Congratulations to Hunter and Ivan. 05-19-08 -- Keeping Up Appearances http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-19-08.html What happens when the Levi's client visits? 05-15-08 -- Facebook app now available http://www.facebook.com/pages/Words-Pictures/83030446003?v=app_4949752878 Share WP with your friends. 05-12-08 -- A Boy's Best Friend http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-12-08.html Happy belated mother's day 05-05-08 -- They're Gr-r-ross! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-05-08.html Do I LOOK like Bruce Vilanch? 04-28-08 -- Fear Is The Mind-Killer http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-28-08.html Maybe we should keep this one in our back pocket. 04-21-08 -- Happy to Help http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-21-08.html We totally forgot to post the RSS this week. Sorry! 04-14-08 -- My Baby Takes The Morning Plane http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-14-08.html Time, well... spent. 04-07-08 -- May You Live In Interesting Times http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-07-08.html Somewhere, Richard Gere and the Dalai Lama are laughing their asses off. 03-31-08 -- I Shall Wear The Bottoms Of My Trousers Rolled http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-31-08.html Pedalling my penny-farthing. 03-24-08 -- From The Desk Of Jim Farley http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-24-08.html Have you branded a Ford lately? 03-17-08 -- Getting Laid Is Less Fun Than It Sounds http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-17-08.html It's go time. 03-10-08 -- Don't Ask, Don't Tell http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-10-08.html Storm's a-comin'. Ayup 03-03-08 -- The People vs. Crispy Frickin' Chicken http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-03-08.html A street preacher voiced his opinion. Alert the media! 02-25-08 -- Eat Your Heart Out, Brecht http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-25-08.html Nothing to see here. Move along. 02-18-08 -- Blind Item http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-18-08.html I suspect every creative has a story like this. 02-11-08 -- Happy Valentine's Day! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-11-08.html Or not. 02-04-08 -- It Takes A Village http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-04-08.html Contrary to what you've seen in this comic, it takes more than four people to create an ad campaign. 01-28-08 -- It's A Work In Progress http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-28-08.html That's not even the worst thing they could have found on my hard drive. 01-21-08 -- Hot Potato! Hot Potato! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-21-08.html When teamwork doesn't. 01-15-08 -- Not To Be Confused With Mumm-Ra The Everliving http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-15-08.html Jamie's hand is hurt. Let's do a six-panel comic! 01-07-08 -- A Study In Scarlet http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-07-08.html Atrocity is in the eye of the beholder. 12-31-07 -- Graham et Jamie c'est tres grand! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-31-07.html I should've stopped at the second Turducken. 12-24-07 -- The Year Without A Christmas Comic http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-07.html Never. 12-17-07 -- The Apotheosis Of Mutch (a.k.a. Only 8 More Shopping Days 'Til Christmas!) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-17-07.html What would Jesus buy? 12-10-07 -- Camel Lights Present: Words and Pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-10-07.html Whatcha gonna do with all them fines? All them fines on your behin'? 12-03-07 -- What Dreams May Come http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-03-07.html Who, indeed? 11-26-07 -- Retail Chain Reactions And The Post-Nuclear Family http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-26-07.html Who's your daddy? 11-19-07 -- The Only Possible Explanation http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-19-07.html Nothing can prepare you for The Orgy Of Dr. Moreau. 11-12-07 -- Lest We Forget http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-12-07.html Dulce et decorum est pro cola mori. 11-05-07 -- From The Desk Of Toyo Shigeta http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-05-07.html Make every shot a money shot. 10-29-07 -- When There's No More Room In Hell, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-29-07.html Death by a thousand cuts. 10-22-07 -- Too Subtle? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-22-07.html Gimme gimme never gets. 10-15-07 -- Stuck In The Middle With You http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-15-07.html Great work. Pass it on! 10-08-07 -- Bravo, Bravia http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-08-07.html Advertising like no other. With the possible exception of kozyndan. 10-01-07 -- Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot And Never Stalked Online? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-01-07.html I'm Googling you right now. 09-24-07 -- Better Never Than Late http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-24-07.html I know this makes two weeks in a row, but it's a subject close to our hearts. 09-17-07 -- Working Hard Or Hardly Working? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-17-07.html It still counts. 09-10-07 -- That Seems To Be The Popular Opinion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-10-07.html You had me and then you lost me. 09-03-07 -- Ignorance Is Bliss http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-03-07.html From the ingredients in your hot dog to your mom's fetishes, there are just some things you're happier not knowing. 08-27-07 -- How The Other Side Lives http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-27-07.html Between a rock and a hard-case. 08-20-07 -- Why Do You Think They Call It Copywriting? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-20-07.html Clever or lazy - you decide! 08-13-07 -- Humanitas-holes http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-13-07.html What Could They Possibly Have Been Thinking? 08-07-07 -- Under My Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh Brand http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-07-07.html Celebrating milestones in merchandising and the 62nd anniversary of Hiroshima. More so the former. 07-30-07 -- You Can Do It. They Can Help. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-30-07.html Sturdy Danny McGee was up his 59th tree... 07-23-07 -- If This Party's Moroccan, Don't Come A Knockin' http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-23-07.html Shareef don't like it, but Graham do 07-16-07 -- 35 Is The New 40 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-16-07.html Happy birthday, Steve! 07-09-07 -- Transformers: Car Ads In Disguise http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-09-07.html Graham Loves Trannies. 07-02-07 -- Dove: Retribution http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-02-07.html Yay, Toronto! 06-25-07 -- 100 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-25-07.html This is where we fight! This is where they die! 06-18-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 3 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-18-07.html Storming the beach in France. Again. 06-11-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-11-07.html We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is Them 06-04-07 -- Brand of Brothers, Part 1 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-04-07.html You Will Not Be Able To Stay Home, Brother 05-28-07 -- Ghostbusted http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-28-07.html Cheaters never prosper. 05-21-07 -- The Saddest Music In The World http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-21-07.html chacun � son go�t 05-14-07 -- Act Like A Lady http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-14-07.html Girls kick ass. 05-07-07 -- Be Careful What You Wish For http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-07-07.html No good ever came from second-guessing the client. 04-30-07 -- Deep Thoughts http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-30-07.html Did Graham really say this to a co-worker? Yes, he did. 04-23-07 -- What Price Utopia? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-23-07.html With Apologies To Martin Niemoller. 04-16-07 -- TBD http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-16-07.html Ask your muse about Cialis. 04-09-07 -- Shameless. Absolutely shameless. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-09-07.html Please make all cheques payable to Jamie Lirette, care of words & pictures. 04-02-07 -- Can't We Just Agree To Disagree? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-02-07.html R.I.P. W vs. P 03-26-07 -- Big Brother Has Invited You To Join The Group "Fucked By Technology" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-26-07.html It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen. 03-19-07 -- Portrait Of A Cineaste http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-19-07.html Check-out time at the Grand Bohemian. 03-19-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Viacom to YouTube: All Your Video Are Belong To Us 03-12-07 -- Advertising Pioneers http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-12-07.html The more things change... 03-05-07 -- Look Up. Look Waaaaaay Up. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-05-07.html 35th century archaeologists studying the ruins of my city will conclude Toronto was some kind of huge sundial. 02-26-07 -- Awww, rats! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-26-07.html The Secret of NIMH 3: Timmy Goes Out For Chicken 02-26-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Can You Handle My Truth? 02-19-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 2) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-19-07.html The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. 02-12-07 -- Stick It To The Man! (Part 1) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-12-07.html Have thy will, I am the comic that dare not speak its name. 02-12-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Heterosexual Intercourse Is So Gay 02-05-07 -- Mayhem Of The Mooninites http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-05-07.html "We do whatever we want to whomever we want, at all times." 02-05-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is The Bomb! 01-29-07 -- I Must Be Cruel, Only To Be Kind http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-29-07.html The truth shall set you free. 01-22-07 -- I Fought The Wall And The Wall Won http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-22-07.html "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. Spiders scare the living shit out of me." - Franklin D. Roosevelt 01-22-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html I Must Not Fear. Fear Is The Mind Killer. 01-15-07 -- Mierda! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-15-07.html What kind of parents let their preschooler wander the jungle with nothing but a monkey and a sentient backpack, anyway? 01-15-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html I Hate You. You Hate Me. What's The Worst Show On TV? 01-08-07 -- Excepted Everywhere http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-08-07.html Damn you, Pizza Hut. Are you delicious or just deliciously evil? 01-08-07 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html If Games Made People Violent Jamie Would Already Be Dead. 01-01-07 -- Typhoid Jamie http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-01-07.html Old and busted: "Absenteeism". New hotness: "Presenteeism". Your dog wants a sick day... but is afraid to take it. 12-25-06 -- A Holiday Tradition http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-25-06.html Happy holidays to all our readers and thanks for a great 2006! 12-18-06 -- 'ho 'ho 'ho http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-18-06.html Also, Cinderalla thinks you're a fat bitch. 12-11-06 -- Business Travel: Epilogue http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-11-06.html Just tying up a few loose ends. 12-11-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html See You In Another Life, Brother 12-04-06 -- Business Travel: Conclusion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-04-06.html Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. 12-04-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Debatin' In The Rain 11-27-06 -- Business Travel, Part 4) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-27-06.html Be careful what you wish for... 11-27-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite! 11-20-06 -- Phun With Phonetics (a.k.a. Business Travel, Part 3) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-20-06.html A terrorist says what? 11-20-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Rich Beyond Your Vilest Dreams. 11-13-06 -- Business Travel, Part 2 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-06-06.html You never leave a man behind! 11-13-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Best. Toy. Ever. 11-06-06 -- Business Travel, Part 1 http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-06-06.html Hey kids, it's November sweeps. Let's go to Hawaii! 10-30-06 -- Living In The Here And Then http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-30-06.html Happy holiday(s)! 10-23-06 -- Damage Control http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-16-06.html To everything (churn, churn, churn) there is a season (churn, churn, churn) 10-23-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Jamie's A Poopyhead. 10-16-06 -- Google Buys YouTube for $1.6 Billion http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-16-06.html Pete Best, meet Jawed Karim. 10-16-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Colonel Mustard In The Study With The Icicle. 10-09-06 -- Watership Going Down http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-09-06.html Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny? 10-02-06 -- They Can't All Be Gold http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-02-06.html The amazing thing is that our ideas only suck SOME of the time. 10-02-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Death Before 'dis Honour 09-25-06 -- A Matter Of Honour http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-25-06.html All the zombie chickens come home to roost. 09-25-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Snatch The Pebble From My Hand. 09-18-06 -- GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-18-06.html Two girls for every boooyyyyyy. 09-18-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Murder Most Fowl. 09-11-06 -- Never Forget Back To Work http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-11-06.html Today in history: Ringo joins The Beatles, the first newspaper cartoon strip is published and... ooh, I know I'm forgetting something... 09-11-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel GAAAAHHHHH!) 09-04-06 -- Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-04-06.html Rest in peace, Steve 09-04-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html O Death, Where Is Thy Stingray? 08-28-06 -- Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-28-06.html Mr. Mutch will be autographing tray liners in the food court from 2-4. 08-21-06 -- After They Were Stars http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-21-06.html We hate it when our friends become successful 08-14-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Has-Been, Or Not Has-Been: That Is The Question 08-14-06 -- Tempus Fugit http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-14-06.html Working 9 To 5 To 9 To 4:30 08-14-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html What You Don't Know CAN Hurt My Career 08-07-06 -- Happy Birthday, World Wide Web http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-07-06.html At 15, the web's still not old enough to view most of its content. 08-07-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Let He Who Has Not Committed The Sin Of Onan Cast The First, Um, Seed 07-31-06 -- Uh oh. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-31-06.html Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes: Happy Wordsandpicaversary! 07-31-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Han Shot First. 07-24-06 -- There Are FOUR LIGHTS! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-24-06.html You say "atrocity." I say "Media Lion." 07-24-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html The Medium Is The Mess. 07-17-06 -- Smooth Move, Ex-Lax http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-17-06.html My seduction technique is polished to a mirror finish. 07-10-06 -- But There Is No Joy In Mudville... http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-10-06.html We feel their pain. 07-10-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Gone Fishin' 07-03-06 -- Customer Satisfaction Is Job None http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/07-03-06.html Punishing your customers for choosing you. What a bold business model! 07-03-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Let's Run It Up The Flagpole And See If Anyone Salutes. 06-26-06 -- The Lion Is A Wily And Elusive Prey http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-26-06.html No, you Cannes't. 06-26-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html In The End, Aren't We All Winners? Actually... No. 06-19-06 -- Why Are There So Many Songs About Rainbows? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-19-06.html Sometimes an ice cream cone is just an ice cream cone. 06-19-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Suffering Sappho! 06-12-06 -- It's Like There's A Party In My Mouth And No One Was Invited http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-12-06.html On second thought, I believe I shall have the grilled chicken breast instead. 06-12-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html A Brief Travelogue Of Time. 06-05-06 -- Let Him That Hath Understanding Count The Number Of Milton Bradley http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/06-05-06.html Just to be clear: I didn't know it was Jamie when I made the booty call remark. 06-05-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Thing To "Evil". 05-29-06 -- Olympiaaaaaaaaaa! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-29-06.html With the hair of ten ordinary men! 05-23-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html How Soon Is Now? 05-20-06 -- Mediterranean Women Make Me Rock Hard http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-20-06.html The early comic catches the... oh fuck, I've got nothing. 05-15-06 -- 30 Second Spot Of The Living Dead http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-15-06.html Damned to eternal purgatory? Then you'll love Applebee's! 05-15-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Does Having The Rights Give Us The Right? 05-08-06 -- A Seminal Moment In Toy Marketing http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-08-06.html Nothing says "playtime" like a 35-foot ejaculation. 05-08-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html You're The Next Contestant On The Blame Game! 05-01-06 -- The "kill it and bill it" attitude sucks. Hard. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/05-01-06.html Hey everybody! Lori's back! And she can talk! 05-01-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html I'm In Love With The Grill Next Door. 04-24-06 -- On Matters Of Hierarchy (a.k.a. Oh Right, The Whole Continuity Thing...) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-24-06.html In the Communications industry, we eschew obfuscation at all cost. 04-24-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Sometimes, I don't feel fresh. 04-17-06 -- Can you put me up for the holidays? http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-17-06.html So... How Was Your Weekend? 04-17-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html I'm Looking At The Man In The Mirror. Yuck. 04-10-06 -- You Win This Round, Princess Theradras http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-10-06.html Misery hates company. 04-10-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html All Your Base Are Belong To Us. 04-03-06 -- Two Great Brands Join Forces http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/04-03-06.html Pay no attention to that man behind the counter. 04-03-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html I've got the power. 03-27-06 -- I Am The Very Model Of An English Major, Generally http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-27-06.html Burning Hot Hate. 03-27-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Show Me On The Doll Where The Art Director Touched You. 03-20-06 -- Shirley Temple Of Doom http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-20-06.html Suddenly, ray guns don't seem so inappropriate. 03-20-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html One Night In Paris. A Lifetime In Free Clinics. 03-13-06 -- The Perils Of Professional Monogamy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-13-06.html On the subject of heterosexual life partners. 03-13-06 -- words vs. pictures http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/wvsp.html Fame - I'm Gonna Live Forever! 03-06-06 -- With Apologies To Gary Larson http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/03-06-06.html Let he who is without body issues cast the first stone. 02-27-06 -- Also, "Impactful" Is Not A Real Word http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-27-06.html Graham and Jamie make learning fun! 02-20-06 -- Showoff Showdown http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-20-06.html Behold Craig's famous velociraptor impression! 02-13-06 -- When Gramie Met Lori http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-13-06.html Love! Exciting and new... 02-06-06 -- XL Buzz http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/02-06-06.html Girls! Girls! Girls! Dull. Dull. Dull. 01-30-06 -- I Wouldn't Wish This On My Worst Enemy http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-30-06.html There, but for the grace of God, go we. 01-23-06 -- Hail To The King, Baby. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-23-06.html On the subject of viral advertising and jus primae noctis. 01-16-06 -- Hydrogen Sulfide 1. Chemoreception 0. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-16-06.html Jamie has something he wants to share with you. 01-09-06 -- For Your Consideration. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-09-06.html I think we can safely scratch Catherine MacKinnon off the subscriber list. 01-02-06 -- And Now, A Word From The Management. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/01-02-06.html Will this be the one that gets us fired? I wonder. I really do. 12-24-05 -- Contrary to popular opinion, Santa loves naughty girls most of all. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-24-05.html Happy Holidays from Words and Pictures. 12-19-05 -- The Office Party http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-19-05.html For tonight's performance, the role of Drunken Jackass will be played by James Lirette. 12-12-05 -- Et Jamie... Crea La Femme http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-12-05.html Worst. Line. Ever. 12-05-05 -- It Means "Poo-Eater" http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/12-05-05.html Skee ya da bee da bop! 11-28-05 -- I'll Leave The Rest To Your Imagination http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-28-05.html Now you know what we look like naked. 11-21-05 -- Miss Kettle? Mr. Pot's On Line Two For You http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-21-05.html Killbot will crush you with his giant metal claws! 11-14-05 -- The Power Of Copywriting http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-14-05.html I love each and every one of you. Bless your bored, procrastinating hearts. 11-07-05 -- Holy Shit. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/11-07-05.html ABSOLVE DOMINE ET LIBERA ME EX INFERNIS. 10-31-05 -- Happy Halloween! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-31-05.html Rest in peace, you beer drinking monkeys. 10-24-05 -- French Fried. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-24-05.html Say it, Frenchie! Say CHOWDA! 10-17-05 -- White Power! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-17-05.html No Art Directors were harmed in the making of this comic. Except Jamie. He died horribly. 10-10-05 -- You Learn Something New Every Day. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-10-05.html Oh baby, I hear the blues a-callin' 10-03-05 -- By George, I Think He's I've Got It. http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/10-10-05.html Ah, the Talent. Bless their incredibly-gifted, hypersensitive little hearts. 09-26-05 -- Congratulations, Sue! http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-26-05.html Photoshop a co-worker's face onto Fabio's body. 09-19-05 -- Closer Than a Blade or Your Money Back http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-19-05.html Nobody wants to be selling snake oil. 09-12-05 -- Constructive Criticism http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-12-05.html I'm ASTAR, a robot from Planet Danger. 09-05-05 -- The "C" Word http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/09-05-05.html We're really nice guys � just ask anyone who knows us. 08-29-05 -- Fan Mail http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-29-05.html I love your comic, but... 08-22-05 -- Forced Civility (a.k.a. The Copywriter's Dilemma) http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-22-05.html In a perfect world, a Prince of Egypt would carry my ideas down from Mount Sinai. 08-15-05 -- All the Good Titles were Taken http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-15-05.html The Cannibal Spirit of the Winter Wind. 08-08-05 -- The Six Million Spermed Man http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-08-05.html I first met Graham at an agency we worked in many years ago. 08-01-05 -- Touche http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/08-01-05.html Welcome to Words and Pictures.