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		<title>Why Are Field Hockey Sticks So Short?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2016 23:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Why can't we give these athletes a proper stick to play with?]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2016 20:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Next time this ad comes on, I want you to watch. Really watch.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Cubs Win! Cubs Win!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2016 13:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I wake from a dream of baseball to find the cat watching ESPN.]]></description>
		
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		<title>I Won&#8217;t Be Competing In The 2016 Summer Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2016 20:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Press release regarding my decision regarding the 2016 Olympics.]]></description>
		
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		<title>I Know A Disturbing Amount About Pokemon.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2016 19:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I'm telling you everything I know about Pokemon in the hopes I can make room for useful information in my head.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Budweiser Renames Itself America. Sure, No Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2016 20:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So today brings the news that Budweiser beer will re-brand itself for the summer. Until the 2016 Presidential Election (also re-branded as &#8220;The Tournament Of The Lesser Of Two Evils&#8221;) the marketing folks behind that beer would like you to call Budweiser &#8220;America&#8221;. Good idea, right? Nah. Look we all have our product preferences. Some [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Sarcasm Is Lost On A Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 20:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It was three a.m.. I don't even remember what I said.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Pencil Thin Unibrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2016 01:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Today, while I was running errands I saw a woman. Not just any woman.She lacked eyebrows. I&#8217;m pretty certain that there wasn&#8217;t a medical reason for her having a naked brow. No, this was self-inflicted. As we walked toward each other, I crossed to the other side of the street. My car being on that [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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