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		<title>One of These Things is Not Like the Others</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Greatwood Northstone Cherry Creek Hill Forest Villa Point Estates, a model neighborhood where nature, recreation and privacy coexist. Live this life, our life, your life, your perfect life, in a spectacular setting beside the 18th hole, with panoramic views of our championship par 72 golf course and surrounding hillsides. Situated on the popular [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1185&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Truly one of the oddest product lines ever offered</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Four Impressions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Nation’s Transition from Lawyer Jokes to Stock Broker Jokes  Nearly Complete</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York City – The zeitgeist of this country’s humor reserves has recently come about like a weathervane in a nor’easter, pointing away from its traditional target – lawyers – and directly at a new one: stock brokers.  
Prompted by widespread financial ruin, government bailouts of Wall Street firms, and the relentless scrutiny of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1167&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You’re That Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by jeff sawyer

Roy awoke on the last day of his life squinting, his face framed by a skinny rectangle of dawn sunlight that had snuck in between the window casing and curtain to stalk him. In the dream, he was in the spotlight on the main stage at the Overture Center, doing an encore with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1163&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jack Paar, Jonathan Winters, and a Stick</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Top 10 Still Unused Movie Character Names</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/top-10-still-unused-movie-character-names/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Lymbic Ecru
9. Necco the Ferd, II
8. Triple Fudge
7. Sallé Swink
6. Cleavage McLoud
5. Denny Drab-Klopske
4. Carrots Von Fink
3. Sturgeon Contracts
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		<title>White House Appoints Amish as Chief Wall Street Overseers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plain Dress Short Selling to Replace Naked Short Selling

Manhattan – The Obama administration announced Sunday a set of sweeping changes that will place all of Wall Street under the watchful regulatory eye of a community for whom integrity and austerity are cornerstones of life. 
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		<title>A1 anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To attract media attention and spike international readership, this week’s post comes to you from inside a giant silver Jiffy Pop balloon drifting over the Alps. In here with me may or may not be a kidnapped Louisiana Justice of the Peace who may or may not have been knocked unconscious with a rubber mallet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1137&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>P245 75R16 </title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/p245-75r16%e2%80%a8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ P245 75R16: 8 a.m. at the Tire Center

There are two of us sitting and waiting in this little room with the TV turned off and the last drops of an empty glass carafe crackling into vapor on the Bunn-O-Matic beneath the wall calendar that is failing to keep up. Overhead fluorescents erase any hope [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1126&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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