Diny from South Africa asks the Guru if the man she is involved with is really her life time partner and whether or not he will marry her.

As with all questions pertaining to predictions and future events, the Guru answers addressing the deeper underlying issue.

In a later discourse expanding on the Guru’s reply, the Chief Llama said: “To boil down the matter simply, if both people are at a point where they feel they are getting a good deal with their partner in the relationship, and they’re both looking to commit, then it will likely happen. If you, or the other person, feels they can do better (and want keep their options open), then it won’t!”

The challenge is knowing what you want and establishing with some clarity what your partner wants with regards to you.

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Jhav, from the lovely little island of Trinidad, asks the Guru: “It’s always better to ask than to take, but does being a respectable gentleman limit one’s fantasies?”

The Guru, without hestitation responds with some insight into imagination and reality.

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Mntolo from Swaziland asks the Guru: Why are King Size soft-drink bottles the smallest?. The Guru, as always, replies with great insight revealing more about the universe than expected.

As the Chief Llama later explained, one should always look at the ends when considering the means. Money, power, bottle-size are all a means to an end – that ultimately answers the question whether or not size matters.

The rogue llama once again was in form in the audience. He sat snickering whilst the Guru gave his deep response. He then mentioned that at the top online slots casino, they gave small king-size bottles as the bottle makers learnt their marketing skills from the condom industry (where the smallest size is usually large – thereafter it’s XL and XXL, XXXL etc!)

Anty Bpy recently asked The Guru whether what her mom said was true – that the world will end on 6 June 2012. The Guru took some time to deliberate over his response and confirmed a timeframe to complete his calculations.

As always, the Guru replied with significant confidence. In a discourse given later that evening, the Guru asked “What would you do differently if you knew the answer to that question?” This was greeted by pleased whispers and murmurs across the entire llama community present at that time.

A less constructive answer to the Guru’s question came from a rogue llama in the audience who claimed he would likely go to the UK in early May, play at the best online slots casino or if he could not travel at the time, try his luck on one of the many online casinos in India. He said he would play big and make sure at least his world ended with a bang by the 6 June 2012. Tsk tsk… some llamas.

Following the end of the UN conference on climate change, COP17 in Durban, South Africa, Michelle from the United States asks the Guru the best way forward to solve the world’s global warming crisis.

The Guru replies with deep wisdom, also communicating the Truth about the effectiveness of the COP meetings. Interpreters have also suggested that the Guru believes that the current path to global warming may be retarded somewhat, but not reversed. In later conversations with the Guru, he suggests ways in which the world can embrace the inevitable rather than get stressed about trying to prevent it. Basically, unless you own shares in swimsuit companies, it’s not looking too rosy.

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Bradley Carstens from Cape Town tells the Guru about his unhappiness because Blackberry’s BBM is not working. He goes on to ask why this is happening.

The Guru, in his response, shows his up-to-datedness with the times and provides Bradley with a deep and meaningful answer to think about.

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SP from the mountain kingdom of Lesotho asks the Guru why she cannot find a decent idea to follow through on. The Guru replies introducing the all important concept of timing. Sometimes no matter how hard one tries, if the timing isn’t quite right, nothing works out.

The question is always how can you make the most out of the situation you’re in? Perhaps, for now, a less decent idea may be more appropriate for you to follow through on – it may well be more decent than you expect.

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In a secret meeting at dusk, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Libya asks the Guru how he might survive the turmoil in the North African country. With most of the world – bar the likes of South Africa, already recognising the National Transitional Council (NTC), the colonel clearly has reason to be concerned.

The Guru replies, showing great insight into the human psyche. The turmoil we experience is only in our own minds.

Colonel Gaddafi makes the mistake of questioning The Guru without trying to understand the depth of his reply – he, as all others do, receives a rather uncomforting response he would have been happier not receiving.

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Karis from the Caribbean asks the Guru what she should do because her girlfriend thinks she is mean. The Guru shows his awareness of world trends, Kim Kardashian and Ozzy Osbourne with his response.

As with most decisions, only after you know what it is you want to achieve can you decide what is the best course of action.

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Many of us wonder whether The Guru bothers himself with issues like taxation. Meady, from Trinidad & Tobago is no exception. She asked the Guru what he thought about the proposed Robin Hood tax.

The Guru, without any reference to tax manuals, immediately gives the most appropriate answer.