Just to remind those of you who like myself couldn’t name a single hot star on the Dance Club Music Billboard Charts, Erika Jayne is one of the biggest breakout stars of the past several years in the ear-bleeding pfft-pfft-pfft move your booty on the dance floor music genre. And, she’s one of the curvier girls we feature her on Egotastic! Big-boned you might say, which I know for some of you is the gift of mammarial manna from the heavens.

Erika Jayne is the latest and greatest celebrity to hit Miami beach this week, whip out her bikini, get wet, get snapped, and find herself on our leering room floor. So, leer away, good people, we all have to play our part in the sextastic celebrity supply chain. Enjoy.

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We’ve made it to Friday, but nobody makes it anywhere in life alone. It takes a village, not to raise a child necessarily, but to assemble the morass of asstastic and boobtastic we call our communal Reader Finds each week; no one man could assemble such celebrity flesh. So, once more, I come bearing wreaths of thanks to those of our readers who moonlight form their daily toils to provide Egotastic! with their particular discoveries of the sextastic kind.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a wicked pic of Katy Cocktease teasing, well, you know what, Rachel Nichols in purported rare nekkid photos, Britty gossiped about girl Imogen Thomas quite topless, the wonderful uncovered Floppy Tesouro unbound from clothing, soapy star Helen Flanagan flashing monster cleavage, India Reynolds busting through paper to strip, Krysten Ritter in one sexy pictorial, Phoebe Tonkin in bra and panties glory on the tube, Serinda Swan with just her guitar, Holly Peers flashing her peerless twins, and Natasha McElhone getting about as sexy as she gets on camera, which is nice.

FINDS AND CREDITS:

Thanks much to ‘Watson’ for an elegant presentation of hot Sudamericana Floppy Tesouro in all her bodily glory.

EgoReader Sascha has what he claims are quite oldie, but goodie nekkid photos of Rachel Nichols. We’ve been inspecting them thoroughly here, but just for prurient interest.

Kudos to ‘Jamie’ for caps of the delicious Aussie Phoebe Tonkins in her bra and panties in The Secret Circle.

Blessings to ‘Banger’ for catching this single amazing shot of Katy Cocktease showing off her quite spectacular body.

We appreciate ‘Kim B.’ and her offering up of Coronation Street’s boobtastic young wonderment, Helen Flanagan, flashing some amazing amounts of cleave in her fine frock.

Thanks respectively to ‘Jason’, ‘Reggie F.’ and ‘Darrell’ for their respectfully respectable contributions of Holly Peers, India Reynolds, and Imogen Thomas, three Britty bomshells each in their own form of topless awesomeness.

Muchos gracias to ‘Jorge of the Bay’ for his fine find of Serinda Swan, the Breakout Kings hottie, wearing nothing but a guitar.

We do so dig Krysten Ritter. As does ‘Elwise’ who could not stop fawning over these relatively tame, but Ritter-iffic pictures of the brunette alt-hottie.

And last but certainly not least, ‘Bernie B.’ has a hankering for a little Natasha McElhone from Californication; again, tame for us, but hot for Natasha. 

Enjoy.

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YOU: Why would I want to look at this?
ME: You’re on the Internet.

Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s going to want to take advantage of our Zoom feature because, damn, them feet are swelling. I should seriously charge you money for this.

Adding… If you don’t click on that Quentin Tarantino link to find out why he’d want to look at Uma Thurman’s feet, I can safely say with all confidence, you’ve only lived your life to 25% of its potential. 30 at best.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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If you enjoy looking at large breasts attached to a visibly bored socialite that never worked a day in her life, here’s Nicole Richie in Miami yesterday touching one of those large breasts. And as an added bonus Samantha Ronson is in absolutely none of these shots, licking her lips in the background and mumbling something about mocha tacos. I honestly could never decipher her strange gargoyle tongue.

Photos: INFdaily

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I’ve been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I’ve kissed your sweet rump
A thousand times

Well, hello, Nicole Richie. The little second gen Hollywood celeb is having something of a coming out party this past week as she pimps her new TV show, something about fashion that I’m quite sure we don’t give a hoot about, but I am also quite sure that in this same week we’ve seen more of Nicole’s body than we have in the past three years combined, with or without sour puss face. And quite a nice little body she has to present, seen here in these poolside bikini photos from Miami.

Sure, Nicole Richie’s bothersome sunglasses and spoiled girl perma-pout aren’t going anywhere, but if she starts flashing more of that bikini butt and heaving short stack cleave, we are bound to pay attention. Enjoy.

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