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Kuzcek Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Kuzcek, Kazakhstan is the hometown of Borat Sagdiyev, son to Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, the town rapist.

Price:€ 18.00

Petoria+Joehio4Ever Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

After discovering that his property is technically not part of the United States Peter declares himself president of the independent nation of Petoria. UnrealCotton is in no way affiliated with the Family Guy animated television sitcom.

Price:€ 18.00

Eternia Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Eternia is the name of the fictional planet that serves as a setting for the Masters of the Universe toy collection and animated series. UnrealCotton is in no way affiliated with the Masters of the Universe.

Price:€ 18.00

Giggity giggity…Quagmire Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Quagmire is an appalling human being who is still caught in the rat-pack era based on anachronistic 1950s party animal clichés.

Price:€ 18.00

Bite my shiny Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Bender Bending Rodríguez, designated Bending Unit 22, is a fictional robot character in the animated television series Futurama. UnrealCotton is in no way affiliated with the animated television series Futurama.

Price:€ 18.00

Amity Island Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Amity Island it's a fictional summer resort town in the JAWS Movie from 1975. UnrealCotton is in no way affiliated with the JAWS Movie.

Price:€ 18.00

Vote For Lois Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Family Guy "Vote For Lois" Tee. Peter makes some inappropriate t-shirts to support Lois' run for mayor that says "Vote For Lois, unless you're queer. No, wait, even if you're queer. No Jews, though. Okay, Jews." UnrealCotton is in no way affiliated with the Family Guy animated television sitcom.

Price:€ 18.00

Somewhere in… El Dorado Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Imagined as a place, El Dorado became a kingdom, an empire, the city of this legendary golden king.

Price:€ 18.00

Radioactive Man Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Radioactive Man is a fictional comic book superhero in the animated sitcom The Simpsons.

Price:€ 18.00

Camelot Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Camelot is the most famous castle and court associated with the legendary King Arthur.

Price:€ 18.00

Moon Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

The moon, the largest and brightest object in the night sky, has long inspired curiosity and wonder. It appears at night, the time of sleep and dreaming that sometimes seems to approach the borders of death and the afterlife. Radiating an air of mystery and magic, the moon is also associated with love and often serves as a symbol of unattainable beauty.

Price:€ 18.00

El Dorado Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

El Dorado is a legend that began with the story of a South American tribal chief who covered himself with gold dust and would dive into a lake of pure mountain water. The capital of the kingdom is Manoa, founded by the Incas themselves, on the shores of a great lake of goden sand at the head of the Caroin, a tributary of the Orinoco. Everything in the city is made of gold.

Price:€ 18.00

Noah's Ark Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from Flood, according to the biblical account. The Mountains of Ararat is the place named in the Book of Genesis where Noah's ark came to rest after the great flood.

Price:€ 18.00

Original Blinky Guy tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Blinky is a three-eyed orange fish, found in the ponds and lakes of Springfield. This has been done as a recurring joke about the environmental effects of Mr. Burns's Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Price:€ 18.00

Borduria Mustache Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

Marshal Kûrvi-Tasch is the military dictator of the fictional regime of Borduria. His mustache is a symbol of the regime, appearing on the state flag, in the architecture of buildings, on the body fenders of Bordurian cars.

Price:€ 18.00

Fissionator Guy Tee

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:54:34 +0000

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is a nuclear power plant, the core of which is a Fissionator 1952 Slow-Fission Reactor, is poor and badly maintained, largely due to owner Montgomery Burns' miserliness. It's the main source of power in Springfield.

Price:€ 18.00