In the good ol’ days you had a bucket… and that bucket was soaked with grease and decorated with fried chicken crumb batter.  Before you finished all the “Kentucky Fried Chicken” the bucket would almost be collapsing from the moisture.

In any case my Kentucky Grill Chicken review is it is too healthy, “un-Colonel like” and dry. It’s “original recipe” for me… if not then I’ll hit Boston Market.

God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?’
        
God replied: I didn’t recognize you

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife ‘They’re on offer, only 10 for 24 cans’, he says

“Put them back.   We can’t afford it,” says the wife and they carry on shopping…

A few aisles later the woman picks up crate if 20 jars of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the man, “It’s my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,” she says.

The man replies…  “SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT’S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE”

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured, over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and kissed Jacqueline passionately, as her husband Marc watched with a raised eyebrow.
 
Jacqueline then shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Marc and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

Marc thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on  Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I’ve got golf.”

Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”
 Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, “Listen Gina”, I’m not being funny ……. but I have to get up in the morning and you don’t.”

DERMITAGE!

Wait a minute, Dermitage does not sound Portuguese or of Brazilian decent.  Regardless, when in Brazil, you can’t hit the beaches with cellulite and Dermitage is the answer.

A few years ago, a news reporter broke the story that Brazilian women rub sand on their thighs and butts while they sunbathe. Could this be their simple cellulite solution? After researching this phenomenon, an American science team realized the wisdom of this approach. Research tests reveal that rubbing skin with stimulating compounds can, in fact, reduce the appearance of cellulite.
But that’s not all they found. They also discovered these additional South American Cellulite Secrets:

Brazilian Catuaba extract enhances blood circulation, which helps reduce the appearance of cellulite

L-Carnitine, natural protein, encourages the body to burn off stored fat deposits

Spirulina, an algae that thrives in warm South American waters, moisturizes while it breaks down cellulite

Soybean Isoflavones, which firm and tone skin for the smooth, tight look you want

Natural caffeine (from coffee), removes excess water and toxins that cause ugly cellulite “lumps” and dimpling for a slimming and firming effect

So somehow Dermitage is taking this age-old Brazilian weigh-loss technology and selling it.  I can really go on and on about this but I just want to say this:  How do you say “CR#P!!!!!” in Portuguese?