<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341</id><updated>2024-09-07T20:43:12.341-07:00</updated><category term="Funny"/><category term="Bollywood"/><category term="Laughter"/><category term="Other"/><category term="Romance"/><category term="Wallpapers"/><category term="Wonderful"/><title type="text">The Amazing World of All Stuff</title><subtitle type="html">You can get Funny Stuff, Wanted Stuff, Bollywood, Hollywood, Musics, Wallpapers, Mobile Related Stuff, Games and Many more excitement stuff....</subtitle><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default?redirect=false" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" rel="alternate" type="text/html"/><link href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" rel="hub"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false" rel="next" type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><generator uri="http://www.blogger.com" version="7.00">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><xhtml:meta content="noindex" name="robots" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"/><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-78806572911555744</id><published>2009-04-02T06:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T06:10:23.342-07:00</updated><title type="text">23 of The Hottest Gadgets and Technologies from 2008 (1/2)</title><content type="html">&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt; The 20th Century has been all about one thing: innovation. Every year we have new technologies and new advancements that further progress our society. 2008 was no different and offered its own assortment of technological innovation &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;" class="IL_LINK_STYLE"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;and hot gadgets.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Below is a listing of some of the most beneficial, and some of the most popular gadgets and gear to come out of 2008. They serve to improve your home, the economy, or life in general.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.slingmedia.com/go/slingbox-solo');" href="http://www.slingmedia.com/go/slingbox-solo"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Slingbox SOLO&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/slingbox-solo1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt; The Slingbox SOLO is a media unit that allows you to watch your TV from anywhere, either on your laptop or on your cell phone. The SOLO syncs to equipment such as your &lt;span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;" class="IL_LINK_STYLE"&gt;set top box&lt;/span&gt;, DVR, or satellite system and transmits HD-quality signals to wherever you are. You can watch your own TV from work, from China, or from the North Pole. The system costs a mere $179.99.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Device/dp/B000FI73MA');" href="http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Device/dp/B000FI73MA"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Amazon Kindle&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/kindle.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; The Amazon Kindle, like previous e-book readers makes use of a backlight-free E Ink display to display texts as an alternative to paper books. It only uses power when loading new pages and can last for hundreds of pages between charges. The Kindle’s key feature is a high-speed EVDO antenna that allows fast downloads from Sprint. The Kindle is available for $359.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.intel.com/technology/atom/index.htm');" href="http://www.intel.com/technology/atom/index.htm"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Intel Atom Processor&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/intel-atom.jpg" alt="" width="286" height="214" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; Not only is the Atom super small (47 million transistors on a single 26×26mm chip), but it is super efficient, with a power range from 1 watt to 2.5 watts. &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;What the Atom brings to the market&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;" class="IL_LINK_STYLE"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;is the possibility to bring computer-level power into smaller formats, further evolving the potential for portable devices.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.roku.com/');" href="http://www.roku.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Roku Netflix Box&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/roku.jpg" alt="" width="386" height="252" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; If you have a Netflix account, then with the Roku box you will never have to wait for your movies to come in the mail ever again. The Roku connects to your TV and, through your home network, streams more than 12,000 movies and TV shows for free. The box costs $99, and requires a Netflix subscription.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.apple.com/iphone/');" href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5 .Apple iPhone 3G&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/iphone.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="254" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; The iPhone has been a top seller ever since its debut, so it comes as no surprise that it would be one of the hottest gadgets of 2008. It doesn’t handle email as well as the BlackBerry line, and as a phone, it is no better than most others, but it started a revolution. Available for $199.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.nintendo.com/wiifit');" href="http://www.nintendo.com/wiifit"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Wii Balance Board (and Wii Fit)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wii-fit.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span&gt; Wii Fit is one of those games that seeks to reinvent the video game genre by becoming a more practical family-oriented home utility, rather than a simple game. Combined with the Wii Balance Board, it becomes a full exercise training&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;" class="IL_LINK_STYLE"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; experience allowing you to do anything from aerobics to hula hooping.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.livescribe.com/');" href="http://www.livescribe.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Livescribe Pulse Smartpen&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 272px; height: 136px;" src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/livescribe.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Typical smart pens copy the movements of the pen and digitize the handwriting for later manipulation on a PC, but the Livescribe Pulse also uses an integrated microphone to record and retrieve audio. &lt;em&gt;With a tap of the pen point to the appropriate handwritten segment, the pen will play the associated recording.&lt;/em&gt; The Livescribe goes for $149.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/europe.nokia.com/A41146122');" href="http://europe.nokia.com/A41146122"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. Nokia E71 (with Up to &lt;em&gt;20 Days of Standby Time&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nokia_e71.jpg" alt="" width="219" height="257" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were a lot of cell phones in 2008, and a lot of them were somewhat lacking. The iPhone 3G was notorious for its battery life, and the BlackBerry Storm had software that left a lot to be desired, for example. The E71, however, was one of the better reviewed units. The E71 looks very good, has a fully developed OS, and &lt;em&gt;a battery life that lasted not hours, but up to 20 days&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.potenco.com/');" href="http://www.potenco.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. Potenco PCG1 Power Generator&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/potenco.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Potenco PCG1 is a pull-cord generator that can be used to generate electricity for portable gadgets with greater efficiency than other hand-cranked devices. Perfect for use in remote regions of the world, the generator weighs 14 ounces and has both an internal NiMh battery and a mini-USB output jack. &lt;em&gt;Two minutes of pull-cord effort can be converted into 40 minutes of talk time on a cell phone.&lt;/em&gt; Available for $99.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.nissan-global.com/EN/TECHNOLOGY/INTRODUCTION/DETAILS/AVM/');" href="http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/TECHNOLOGY/INTRODUCTION/DETAILS/AVM/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. Nissan Around View Monitor&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thehottestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nissan-view.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nissan’s new parking system allows you to see 360 degrees around your car. Standard parking systems only show a rear view, but the Nissan Around View Monitor uses ultra-wide-angle cameras positioned strategically around your vehicle and synthesizes the images into a bird’s eye view on-screen. 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Avoid alliteration. Always.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Employ the vernacular.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Eschew ampersands &amp;amp; abbreviations, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Remember to never split an infinitive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Contractions aren't necessary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. One should never generalize.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Be more or less specific.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Understatement is always best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. One-word sentences? Eliminate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. The passive voice is to be avoided.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Who needs rhetorical questions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Don't never use a double negation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Do not put statements in the negative form.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. A writer must not shift your point of view.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. Always pick on the correct idiom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. The adverb always follows the verb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague; They're old hat; seek viable alternatives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/2514287625725553531/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/tips-to-improve-your-writing.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2514287625725553531" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2514287625725553531" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/tips-to-improve-your-writing.html" rel="alternate" title="Tips to Improve your writing" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-2763014926736317176</id><published>2009-03-29T12:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T12:59:50.772-07:00</updated><title type="text">Crazy Illusion Fun</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture74.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 475px; height: 295px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture73.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture72.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture71.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 485px; height: 388px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture70.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture69.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/2763014926736317176/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/crazy-illusion-fun.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2763014926736317176" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2763014926736317176" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/crazy-illusion-fun.html" rel="alternate" title="Crazy Illusion Fun" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-5851248901779057909</id><published>2009-03-29T12:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T12:45:35.309-07:00</updated><title type="text">The Things Which Are Only Learned From College</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;1. Quarters are like gold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Be creative in the dining hall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Flip tops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben &amp;amp; Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Showers become less important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Sleep becomes more important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Recycling becomes synonymous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas...there's only a *little* bit of mud on them...").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. It takes more than one person to carry your laundry, books, trash, or alcohol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else's notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. You begin to nap again (also not new).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Isn't it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Labs used to be fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Squirt guns equal stress relief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. E-mail becomes your second language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you could recite last week's episode of "Friends" verbatim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. See every movie under $3 that your campus provides; it's actually proportional to the amount of money you have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Roadtrip whenever possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Pick up all new lingo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Don't burn bridges, especially if he's good in Biology.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. Forget putting the toilet seat down,you just pray that they flush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. It was never this bad when you got sick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. You always thought that worshipping the porcelain god was just an expression...it's not!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. You'll learn more about male genital than you ever thought necessary, guys talk more about that than women and excitement put together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. Beware the freshman 15, or in some cases, the freshman cup size.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;51. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;52. Any game can be made into a drinking game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;53. Disney movies are more than just classics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;54. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55. You will hear more stupid..........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/5851248901779057909/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/things-which-are-only-learned-from.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5851248901779057909" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5851248901779057909" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/things-which-are-only-learned-from.html" rel="alternate" title="The Things Which Are Only Learned From College" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-6797033892647442898</id><published>2009-03-29T12:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T12:40:43.904-07:00</updated><title type="text">Real Imagine</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="width: 494px; height: 370px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture79.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture78.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture77.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 497px; height: 397px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture76.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture75.jpg" border="0" /&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/6797033892647442898/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/real-imagine.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/6797033892647442898" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/6797033892647442898" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/real-imagine.html" rel="alternate" title="Real Imagine" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-8616231404382128503</id><published>2009-03-29T12:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T12:35:22.900-07:00</updated><title type="text">Thirtyt Tree fun things for Professors to do on the first day of Class</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student's name, rank, and serial number.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams or "fake the funk".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book while muttering "tsk, tsk".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream "MY PACEMAKER!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all questions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Ask students to call you "Tinkerbell" or "Surfin' Bird".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Ask occasional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps would know" and move on before anyone can answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, "Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Ask students to list their favorite show tunes on a signup sheet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/8616231404382128503/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/thirtyt-tree-fun-things-for-professors.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/8616231404382128503" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/8616231404382128503" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/thirtyt-tree-fun-things-for-professors.html" rel="alternate" title="Thirtyt Tree fun things for Professors to do on the first day of Class" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-247140553154545271</id><published>2009-03-29T11:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T11:05:02.830-07:00</updated><title type="text">Twenty Eight fun things to do during an Exam</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Bring cheerleaders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Bring pets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Comment on how&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/247140553154545271/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/twenty-eight-fun-things-to-do-during.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/247140553154545271" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/247140553154545271" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/twenty-eight-fun-things-to-do-during.html" rel="alternate" title="Twenty Eight fun things to do during an Exam" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-1808389370714362130</id><published>2009-03-28T21:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T11:07:17.245-07:00</updated><title type="text">Fun Pics</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture86.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Goods Must be More.......Yea Dil Mange More.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture84.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't even try to eat my hand.........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture83.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cigarette Smoking is just like this...........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture81.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi, I am e-mail, any one want 2 catch me ???..try .......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/1808389370714362130/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/fun-pics.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/1808389370714362130" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/1808389370714362130" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/fun-pics.html" rel="alternate" title="Fun Pics" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-5958447920865518710</id><published>2009-03-28T21:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:30:42.034-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Laughter"/><title type="text">Bollywood Laughter</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam bloopers!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Amitabh is using the Nokia communicator in 1992 whereas Nokia itself launched it from 1998 onwards. May be he is a secret test dummy for Nokia!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Amitabh singing "aye kya bolti tu" in Diwali of 1992 whereas the song was released in 1997 in the movie Ghulam. Guess he has esp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) But The Mother Of All Flaws In The Movie K3G is when Hrithik is kid he has 10 fingers...when he grows up he has Eleven&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Last ball of the cricket match. 1 ball and 6 runs needed. Guess what, the ball is shining and unused !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) The fatso Laddu turns into Hrithik 10 years later, however Shahrukh, Kajol, Dadi, Nani and Johny Lever are the same after 10 years!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: What will a drunkard say after seeing the movie? A: Kabhi Whiskey Kabhie Rum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Rangeela&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when they are in the restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pav etc. What's happened to the noodle &amp;amp; chowmein?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well well - some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways - since when did they start flying abroad?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Raja Hindustani&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising experience!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Raja&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call a autofill!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Guddu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manisha &amp;amp; Shahrukh are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the Glider. What a switch above sea level!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Jung&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rambha files a case against Ajay Devgan accusing him of rape and produces 3 photographs to prove her claim. However in the three photos, she's wearing three different dresses. So I guess it must be a fashion show cum rape going on!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Tere Mere Sapne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is carrying her electrical technology thesis by B.L.Theraja. What an electrifying interest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/5958447920865518710/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/bollywood-laughter.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5958447920865518710" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5958447920865518710" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/bollywood-laughter.html" rel="alternate" title="Bollywood Laughter" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-8442290942199970958</id><published>2009-03-28T21:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:30:50.200-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type="text">Ccall Center - PPL @ Work</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Call centre jobs: people wonder why they r paid so much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."&lt;br /&gt;Customer "Ok."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "No."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer "No."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "What?"&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "No..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: ?!%#$&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "A white one."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "How do you spell that?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Well then we can't-"&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"&lt;br /&gt;Customer:: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me through."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're on the phone with me."&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "Pentium."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "What does it say?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."&lt;br /&gt;Tech Support:: "Well?"&lt;br /&gt;Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/8442290942199970958/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/ccall-center-ppl-work.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/8442290942199970958" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/8442290942199970958" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/ccall-center-ppl-work.html" rel="alternate" title="Ccall Center - PPL @ Work" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-5730762891564524385</id><published>2009-03-28T20:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:23.428-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wonderful"/><title type="text">Some Funny but Wonderfull Creation by Human</title><content type="html">`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 435px; height: 653px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture91.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 436px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture90.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img style="width: 436px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture89.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 442px; height: 294px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture88.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 443px; height: 295px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture87.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;`</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/5730762891564524385/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-funny-but-wonderfull-creation-by.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5730762891564524385" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/5730762891564524385" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/some-funny-but-wonderfull-creation-by.html" rel="alternate" title="Some Funny but Wonderfull Creation by Human" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-1220843896519373046</id><published>2009-03-28T20:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:02.522-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type="text">13 Differences between Women and Men</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;1. NAMES:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. EATING OUT:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. MONEY:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. BATHROOMS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. ARGUMENTS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman has the last word in any argument.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. CATS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women love cats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. FUTURE:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. SUCCESS:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A successful woman is one who can find such a man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. MARRIAGE:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. DRESSING UP:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. NATURAL:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women somehow deteriorate during the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. OFFSPRING:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. FINAL THOUGHT:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any married man should forget his mistakes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's no use in two people remembering the same thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/1220843896519373046/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/13-differences-between-women-and-men.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/1220843896519373046" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/1220843896519373046" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/13-differences-between-women-and-men.html" rel="alternate" title="13 Differences between Women and Men" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-7804626694062762332</id><published>2009-03-28T20:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:02.523-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type="text">School Gifts</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Is it wine?" she asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Is it champagne?" she asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy !"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/7804626694062762332/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/school-gifts.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/7804626694062762332" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/7804626694062762332" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/school-gifts.html" rel="alternate" title="School Gifts" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-2500623967530677508</id><published>2009-03-28T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:02.523-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type="text">How much funny in life ?</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img style="width: 438px; height: 435px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture103.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;Don't Try to claim mountain ................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img style="width: 438px; height: 491px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture102.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;A Foreign Company dedicate his Scateboad for Ice Cream......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture101.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;Love of Mother and Daughter Neck Symbol of Love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img style="width: 435px; height: 385px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture99.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;She did not went to Billu Barber for her Hair cut.......get well soon...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture98.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;Do Married with Tall Person for Extra Romance.......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table style="width: 236px; height: 272px; font-weight: bold; text-align: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" class="datatable" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture97.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;          &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td height="10"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Who is Tall............. count it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img style="width: 438px; height: 328px;" src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture96.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;Secrete Meeting is Running bad fully of Alian............&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture95.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;It is a New Style of Operating Computer With Sleepy mode............&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;`&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;img src="http://www.funshun.com/fun-stuff/data/fp/b/people-picture94.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;I have no artifical wheel...........I have a wheel given by nature..made by man.................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/2500623967530677508/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-much-funny-in-life.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2500623967530677508" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/2500623967530677508" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-much-funny-in-life.html" rel="alternate" title="How much funny in life ?" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-3630154673850973653</id><published>2009-03-28T12:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:13.001-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Other"/><title type="text">Nokia Plans to Launch 40 Biodegradable Green Mobile Phones</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nokia has announced a plan to launch 40 new biodegradable so called &lt;strong&gt;Green Mobile Phones &lt;/strong&gt;in Indian this year. Company claims that the biodegradable mobile phones handsets would easily be recycled.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="alignright" style="margin: 10px; float: right;" src="http://www.cyberindian.net/wp-content/uploads/biodegradable-mobile-phone.jpg" alt="biodegradable-mobile-phone" width="200" align="right" height="159" /&gt;The recycling process is aimed to reduce the amount of other harmful components that otherwise pollute and damage environment. Nokia is also planning to introduce a biodegradable phone cover and recyclable batteries which otherwise use lithium and cadmium which are harmful substances.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Nokia has developed their first biodegradable Green Mobile Phone viz Nokia 3110 which uses about 65% recyclable materials and the company is already working to promote recycled mobile phones in USA markets.&lt;/p&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/3630154673850973653/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/nokia-plans-to-launch-40-biodegradable.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/3630154673850973653" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/3630154673850973653" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/nokia-plans-to-launch-40-biodegradable.html" rel="alternate" title="Nokia Plans to Launch 40 Biodegradable Green Mobile Phones" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-6231930881959621273</id><published>2009-03-28T12:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T21:05:02.523-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><title type="text">What Happen ?</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="post hentry"&gt; &lt;a name="2231459937774930265"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_urRD9OouasA/SUQ1HFxDVqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6nZnzDfehm8/s1600-h/leave_me_alone____by_madfeather.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279403059108337314" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; width: 252px; cursor: pointer; height: 228px;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_urRD9OouasA/SUQ1HFxDVqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6nZnzDfehm8/s320/leave_me_alone____by_madfeather.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What will be your reply "When someone very special hurts you so deeply, causes tears in your eyes..and ask, "What happen ??""&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/6231930881959621273/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/what-happen.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/6231930881959621273" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/6231930881959621273" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/what-happen.html" rel="alternate" title="What Happen ?" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_urRD9OouasA/SUQ1HFxDVqI/AAAAAAAAAFw/6nZnzDfehm8/s72-c/leave_me_alone____by_madfeather.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-7832201557047421082</id><published>2009-03-28T07:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T12:25:59.106-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wallpapers"/><title type="text">Wallpapers for your Mobile</title><content type="html">&lt;img src="http://fsa.zedge.net/content/8/9/7/9/1-3115169-8979878.jpg" alt="img" /&gt; 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height: 142px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPOm6SaWd-qCp-HE6rcC8vSe9RTNucSlTy8N2qII2IrHeWG9qPE4IRqTshMnYeKMYAU-_zBxWdF0rbnNcM2fEqgaqlrhwiGosP2YVJinI3_MH0TBtE_IMQIt_I1OUdoWKP51PQzsIDwEVV/s1600/Fin+ta.JPG" alt="[Fin+ta.JPG]" border="0" /&gt;</content><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/feeds/4240532941534731682/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/who-is-rock-star.html#comment-form" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/4240532941534731682" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2451338946710873341/posts/default/4240532941534731682" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/2009/03/who-is-rock-star.html" rel="alternate" title="Who Is The Rock Star ?????" type="text/html"/><author><name>Nandi Kishor Sahu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17974453360128826562</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OZCOScq0CCPnBbz_oLhzQD1MNpxXPWQbvh14hZSG3_cLvkkVzDYdvvUpTbf419FXFLvche6JbTk4okEP-sKMrKzppmX8dfA6K4y-gmwmU7ZEyJ_Q60NYpiq4Pmh3Taw/s220/284a.jpg" width="23"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPOm6SaWd-qCp-HE6rcC8vSe9RTNucSlTy8N2qII2IrHeWG9qPE4IRqTshMnYeKMYAU-_zBxWdF0rbnNcM2fEqgaqlrhwiGosP2YVJinI3_MH0TBtE_IMQIt_I1OUdoWKP51PQzsIDwEVV/s72-c/Fin+ta.JPG" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2451338946710873341.post-7911747807095531455</id><published>2009-03-27T01:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-27T01:08:40.843-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Romance"/><title type="text">How to Get a Girlfriend</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 410px; height: 410px;" alt="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/AvrilLavigneGirlfriend.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/AvrilLavigneGirlfriend.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is usually harder for guys to get a girlfriend than it is for girls to get a boyfriend. For all those who haven't been lucky in the love department, follow these steps to become attractive to women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Steps :-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Have good personal hygiene. You don't have to be Brad Pitt to get a girl. For the most part, just caring about how you are is enough. Wear clothes that fit, and make sure your body is clean. (Keep clean Teeth, trim nails, Tidy Hair, No Unibrows, etc...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Keep up a good posture, walk steadily and smile. Women do not like slouchers. Bad posture gives the impression of low confidence. Smiling makes a guy more friendly and welcoming. A good walking style,(straight back, a hand in the pocket and taking well-distanced strides) gives the impression of intelligence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Wearing a large amount of cologne is Not a good idea, wearing 2 or more different types of cologne is an even worse idea, and always remember with your smell, a little goes a Long way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Pick a location frequented by a significant number of girls where you feel fairly comfortable, perhaps a place that is conducive to a skill of yours: music, public speaking, or a private intimate conversation. Go out and have a good time. Guys who stare and walk around constantly looking for women immediately lower their value. Go out with your friends to a bar or club (or any public place, such as a bookstore, if you're more of the studious type) and start out by genuinely having a good time. The Internet does not count.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Be funny. If you're not naturally funny, don't try too hard around her. Pitch jokes to other people first and see how the jokes do with them. If you get no laughs there, just pray, because it's gonna be hard winning a girl without humor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. "Plant some seeds". Flirt casually with waitresses. Make a passing comment and smile to a girl walking by. Toast a woman at the bar. Then go back to having a good time with your friends. In a short time, you'll notice women slowly gravitating to you. 7. Qualify them. Don't be a jerk about it... but in a fun, playful way, make her prove her value to you. Something as simple as "Are you open-minded? Cool, because I like open-minded people."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Talk. Silence is uncomfortable. (On the other hand, women or men who do nothing but talk and never listen can be annoying.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Learn how to flirt. Flirting is an art, and is easily the most important social skill for men to learn. Try taking a comedy class, or talk to her like she's your little sister...but do so with a smile, so she will know you are kidding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Connect with her. Find out what you have in common, and reward her with a smile and a story of your own if she tells you something unique about herself that you can relate to. WARNING: If she gives you something like "Oh, I like to go shopping", don't reward her for that. It's not unique. Instead, ask for more information and then connect with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Look and touch. Looking into a girl's eyes shows respect and interest. A firm handshake, a gentle pat on the back, a light touch of the hand and other subtle gestures allow the girl to feel connected with the guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Feel great. The feeling will radiate and affect the lady too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Don't pretend to be someone you aren't. You may think you will win her over with like mindedness, but in the end she will find you out. Find a common interest, something you both like instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Show your interest. The best way to get out of the "friend trap" is to avoid it from the start. After finding common interests, make your intentions clear. "You know, I just realized it. Not only are you pretty, but you're fun to talk to."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Ask for her number. Give her your phone, tell her "Put your number in my phone and I'll call your phone so you'll have mine."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. And once you establish that special, exclusive relationship of boyfriend and girlfriend do not--I repeat-do not stop the chivalry. Women are too special to only be waited on conditionally. The best way to show her you care is to continue to do the little things for her. You still need to open her car door, walk her home, kiss her goodnight. ALWAYS call her at night to bid her goodnight (it's best to wait a few hours after your date to do this, otherwise you'll seem a tad desperate.) Remember, show affection and respect and you'll get affection and respect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tips&lt;br /&gt;• Body language is very important. Be sure to keep a sturdy, upright frame and look her in the eye. Now, be careful not to stare at her either. Being natural is key. If you are nervous, and going out to meet women, be sure to start talking to people as soon as you reach your destination. Chat up the staff at the door, or the people who let you into the party. Be open from the start. Put on great-smelling aftershave or cologne. Research the best-selling ones at department stores. Unless, that is, the girls you like tend to be more on the outdoors or tomboy side of things. Some girls detest the scent of cologne. Do not marinate yourself with scents. Ladies complain of too much cologne, not too little. Do not exceed the maximum of three sprays on the upper body. Especially if you wear cologne every day. It's the general problem where a person gradually become accustomed to the cologne levels in their own scent that they need more and more of the stuff to be able to smell it themselves. You might not be able to smell it, but it's there. Guys do not need to look like Brad Pitt to find a girlfriend. Just keep hair, teeth and nails clean and neat. Ladies are quick to notice little details especially in the hands and faces. Be a good conversationalist. Read up on the latest in politics, entertainment, arts and even sports news. Women love a well-informed man. It makes him look well-educated and, therefore, richer in every aspect. Or just actually be well-educated. Do listen to the lady before responding. Women do not like to be cut off. They like to be considered and feel important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;•&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;•&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;•&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;•&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;•&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; • •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do pay on the first drink, first date, first taxi cab ride, etc. It makes a gentleman out of a man. Very important - offer to walk or drive the lady home (or anywhere she wants to go). This makes the man seem sincerely concerned for her well-being. Don't say things you need to explain, this is the biggest mood killer. Be honest and forthright, but not aggressive. Girls appreciate you telling them how you feel. Don't annoy your girl by texting her every night. If she texts you, reply but unless you have something to say then don't text. It gets annoying when someone keeps texting you saying "what r u doing?", so if you absolutely can't go without saying something everyday, at least correct your grammar. At the very minimum, spell words correctly. Don't be afraid to display your affection in public. Dress to match, Black and Whites, Browns and Blues, even if they don't say anything, girls notice. Don't be afraid to touch her, if you find yourself flirting, lightly touch her arm or waist. Be a gentleman! Open car doors for her and remember the "ladies first" rule Be Yourself If your going to the movies, Get one large popcorn to share it, and maybe your hands will touch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• • •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• • • • • •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warnings&lt;br /&gt;• • • Do not attempt to stalk the lady! Know when she means no! Do not ask out someone too young because they are probably not ready. Grinning like the Cheshire cat can often creep someone out. Unless she likes that, but hey, it's your girl. Taking over the entire conversation is over-bearing and rude. Do not insist relentlessly on an offer when the lady has turned it down. It may be that she has no use for or does not feel good about the suggestion. Pushing her to accept will only increase the possibility of rejection. No one likes to feel forced into doing something. This should be mutual, OK? Avoid being a close talker. Nobody likes that. (particularly if you have bad breath) Don't make disgusting body jokes, ask them their age or weight. Girls hate that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; •&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't make her feel like a sex object instead of a human being, unless you're trying to get a loose girl. 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background-color: transparent; clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; float: left; margin-right: 1em;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/nayanatara28.jpg/nayanatara28-medium;crop:0.06,0,0.82,1.jpg" width="136" height="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman,serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman,serif;"&gt;Nayanthara&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:times new roman,serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Diana Mariam Kurien (born in 1984 in Kerala, India), popularly known as Nayanthara.&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Belongs to an Orthodox Syrian Christian in Tiruvalla, Pathanamthitta District, Kerala. She did her schooling at various parts of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;India&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; (&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Delhi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Bombay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Calcutta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Punjab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:times new roman,serif;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Karnataka) as her father was an Air Force Official. She joined &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Balikamadom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;High School&lt;/span&gt;, Thiruvalla for +2, then joined Marthoma college in Thiruvalla for her bachelors degree (English Literature). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;                                                              (&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/trisha12.jpg/trisha12-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Trisha Krishnan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;T&lt;/b&gt;risha Krishnan was born on 4 May 1983 as Trisha Krishnamurthy in Palakkad, the Tamil Iyer actress got her higher education in Ethiraj College, Chennai Her mother tongue is Tamil. She is a prominent actress in both Tamil and Telugu film industries.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/daisy22.jpg/daisy22-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Daisy Bopa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;nna&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;Daisy hails from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt;Bangalore&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;"  &gt; and moved to Mumbai to pursue a film career. She has featured in Kannada films and done English theatre before Garam Masala came her way. Daisy is also a qualified artist and holds a Bachelors of Fine Arts degree.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://indiaptc.googlepages.com/indiaptc"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center; clear: both;" class="separator"&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; background-color: transparent; clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; float: left; margin-right: 1em;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/Meera17.jpg/Meera17-medium;crop:0.12,0.02,0.91,1.jpg" style="border: 0pt none ;" width="141" height="196" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; Meera Jasmine&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Meera Jasmine was born on Feb.15, 1984 in Kuttappuzha, Thiruvalla in Kerala. Born as Jasmine Mary Joseph to Joseph and Aleyamma, the Marthomite by birth completed her schooling in Mar Thoma Residential School, Thiruvalla.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/Jennifer5.jpg/Jennifer5-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jennifer Dinshaw Kotwal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jennifer Dinshaw Kotwal is an actress in Kannada Film Industry and a model. Born on&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;14&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;August,1982,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt; Mumbai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;India&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt; . She went to school at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;Villa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;Teresa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;High School&lt;/span&gt; in Mumbai, and completed her studies with a degree in Economics at HR College, also in Mumbai. She started her acting career with several Hindi television serials.&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/Pooja16.jpg/Pooja16-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pooja Ga&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;ndhi&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'Tum ake Salam' which was a Bengali film released in 2003 was her debut. She &lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;hails from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;Punjab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;. She studied in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;New Delhi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12;"  &gt;Public School&lt;/span&gt;. Her father, Pawan Gandhi is a businessman. She left her studies midway during her first year graduation when she got an opportunity to act in a Bengali film.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;                                             (&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/namitha19.jpg/namitha19-medium;crop:0.05,0,0.93,1.jpg" width="133" height="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Namita&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Born on May 10, 1980 n and raised in Kurichi, Real name Namita M Vankawala, studied at Ratnam Arts College,Surat. India. She has acted in Tamil, Kannada, Telugu, Hindi films.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/ayesha11.jpg/ayesha11-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Ayesha Takia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ayesha Takia was born on April 10, 1986 and grew up in Mumbai, Maharashtra. She comes from a mixed family. Her father, Nishit, is Gujarati, and her mother, Faridah, is half British and half Maharashtrian, an Anglo-Indian Muslim.Takia went to St. Anthony's High School, but never went to college because she started to work when she turned sixteen.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; background-color: transparent; clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; float: left; margin-right: 1em;" href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/genelia9.jpg/genelia9-medium;init:.jpg" style="border: 0pt none ;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Ge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;nelia &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;D'Souza&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Genelia D'Souza&lt;/b&gt; (Born in Mumbai-August 5, 1982 &lt;span style="display: none;"&gt;(&lt;span class="bday"&gt;1982-08-05&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="noprint"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, India) is a young actress in India. Original name Harini. Her parents originally hail from Goa and later moved to Mumbai.Genelia studied at Apostolic Carmel High School in Bandra, a suburb in Mumbai. After school, she joined the St. Andrews College, Bandra to pursue a Bachelor's Degree.&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Click On&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt; Image for actress album)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ultimatecafe.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a style="border: 0pt none ; clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; background-color: transparent;" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0pt none ;" tabindex="0" src="http://stars.cinema.googlepages.com/Ramya10.jpg/Ramya10-medium;init:.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://indiaptc.googlepages.com/indiaptc"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;RAMYA/DIVYA SAMPADA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;R&lt;/b&gt;amya was born in Bangalore, Karnataka State on 29 November 1981. She studied at St. Hilda's school in Ooty (Tamil Nadu). She then earned her collegiate at St. Joseph's College of Commerce, Bangalore&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;.                                              .           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