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    <updated>2009-11-20T09:19:17-08:00</updated>
    <subtitle>The center of the office toys universe!  Got stress?  Get relief at officeplayground.com!</subtitle>
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        <title>Don't Spend a Fortune on your Fortune</title>
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        <published>2009-11-20T09:19:17-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-20T09:17:49-08:00</updated>
        <summary>Fortune Tellers make excellent business gifts for the holidays and now we've made them even more affordable. Save 10% on every item in our Fortune Teller Category through November 30, 2009. Enter coupon code fortune4u at checkout. With a wide...</summary>
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&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Fortune-Tellers-C17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Fortune Tellers&lt;/a&gt; make excellent business gifts for the holidays and now we've made them even more affordable. &lt;strong&gt;Save 10% on every item in our &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Fortune-Tellers-C17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Fortune Teller Category&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; through November 30, 2009&lt;/strong&gt;. Enter coupon code &lt;span style="color: #FF0000; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;fortune4u&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; at checkout.&lt;/p&gt;


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With a wide variety of styles to choose from, we predict that the &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Fortune-Tellers-C17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Fortune Telling Balls&lt;/a&gt; will be a big hit with everyone on your list.&lt;/p&gt;

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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Ball...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What it does...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What you say...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The answer is...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Sarcastic-Ball-P17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9784970b" alt="Sarcastic Ball" title="Sarcastic Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9784970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Sarcastic-Ball-P17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Sarcastic Ball&lt;/a&gt; delivers snarky responses to your questions. It's a little rude, even for a purple ball. &lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;Will my boss pick me for employee of the month? &lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;Whatever, Who Cares?&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Affirmation-Ball-P1.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9935970b" alt="Affirmation Ball" title="Affirmation Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9935970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Affirmation-Ball-P1.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Affirmation Ball&lt;/a&gt; wants you to feel better about yourself. Now, isn't that sweet?&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;I'm not feeling too cute today.&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;You Look Marvelous&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Dr-Freuds-Therapy-Ball-P312.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb94fb970b" alt="Dr. Freud Therapy Ball" title="Dr. Freud Therapy Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb94fb970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Dr-Freuds-Therapy-Ball-P312.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Dr. Freud Therapy Ball&lt;/a&gt; offers cheap psychotherapy and you don't even need a couch.&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;I really hate this new computer system!&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;Let's Channel That Anger&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Instant-Excuse-Ball-P603.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb92d5970b" alt="Instant Excuse Ball" title="Instant Excuse Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb92d5970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Instant-Excuse-Ball-P603.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Instant Excuse Ball&lt;/a&gt; saves you the effort of making up your own excuses and will keep you out of hot water. &lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;What excuse can I give my manager for being late?&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;Oprah&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Wall-Street-Guru-Ball-P602.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9156970b" alt="Wall Street Guru Ball" title="Wall Street Guru Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6bb9156970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Wall-Street-Guru-Ball-P602.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Wall Street Guru Ball&lt;/a&gt; gives unbiased financial advice. Just don't follow it.&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;What should I invest in to get rich quick?&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;Buy Pork Bellies&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Save big on &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Fortune-Tellers-C17.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Fortune Tellers&lt;/a&gt; plus get &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Free-Standard-Shipping-W25.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Free Standard Shipping&lt;/a&gt; on orders over $50.&lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Playfully,&lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Bill Ross &lt;br /&gt;
                      The Office Toy Guy&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;a href="mailto:OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                    &lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.OfficePlayground.com &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                  &lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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        <title>Do Your Stress Balls Talk Back?</title>
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        <published>2009-11-17T14:52:11-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-17T14:50:57-08:00</updated>
        <summary>Our customers are going absolutely crazy for Talking Stress Balls. This new style of stress ball makes you laugh. They make everyone around you laugh. People squeeze these things and immediately start rattling off folks they know who MUST have...</summary>
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Our customers are going absolutely crazy for &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Talking-Stress-Balls-W30.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Talking Stress Balls&lt;/a&gt;.  This new style of stress ball makes you laugh. They make everyone around you laugh. People squeeze these things and immediately start rattling off folks they know who MUST have one. People LOVE our &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Talking-Stress-Balls-W30.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Talking Stress Balls&lt;/a&gt;. 

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My job as the Office Toy Guy is to help you play on company time. Our &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Talking-Stress-Balls-W30.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Talking Stress Balls&lt;/a&gt; are at the top of the heap right now for making your office more playful. I think everyone needs one on their desk. To make that easier for you, we're putting them &lt;strong&gt;on sale while supplies last&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;span style="color: #FF3300; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;For 4 days only, we are going to knock $.50 off the price&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; of each style. This limited time offer &lt;strong&gt;expires November 20, 2009 &lt;/strong&gt;at midnight.  Don't forget, we're still offering &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Free-Standard-Shipping-W25.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Free Standard Shipping&lt;/a&gt; on orders over $50.&lt;/p&gt;

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The more you buy, the more you save! Think how thrilled your co-workers, customers, friends and family will be with their very own &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Talking-Stress-Balls-W30.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Talking Stress Ball&lt;/a&gt;.  Come and get these stress balls now because they're HOT, HOT, HOT!&lt;/p&gt;

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                  &lt;td colspan="2" valign="top" class="maincontent"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Click to each page and play the audio clip to hear what these stress balls have to say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td width="33%" align="center" valign="top" class="productpictures"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Relax-Stress-Ball-P539.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6ac340d970b" alt="Relax Stress Ball" title="Relax Stress Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6ac340d970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#999999; text-decoration:line-through; font-size:12px; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;$2.99&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#BD0013; font-size:16px; font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$2.49&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
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				&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; font-size:14px; color:#304FBA; text-decoration:none; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, arial, helvetica, Sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Laughing-Stress-Ball-P540.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Laughing Stress Ball&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
				&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#999999; text-decoration:line-through; font-size:12px; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;$2.99&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#BD0013; font-size:16px; font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$2.49&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td width="34%" align="center" valign="top" class="productpictures"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Safety-Stress-Guy-P848.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b012875ae8bf9970c" alt="Safety Stress Guy" title="Safety Stress Guy" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b012875ae8bf9970c-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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				&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; font-size:14px; color:#304FBA; text-decoration:none; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, arial, helvetica, Sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Stress-Free-Guy-P745.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Stress Free Guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
				&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#999999; text-decoration:line-through; font-size:12px; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;$2.99&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#BD0013; font-size:16px; font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$2.49&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; font-size:14px; color:#304FBA; text-decoration:none; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, arial, helvetica, Sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Safety-Stress-Guy-P848.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Safety Stress Guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
				&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#999999; text-decoration:line-through; font-size:12px; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;$2.99&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color:#BD0013; font-size:16px; font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$2.49&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Playfully,&lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Bill Ross &lt;br /&gt;
                      The Office Toy Guy&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;a href="mailto:OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                    &lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.OfficePlayground.com &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                  &lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Is Your Office a Zoo?</title>
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        <published>2009-11-12T11:06:48-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-12T10:41:54-08:00</updated>
        <summary>Do your co-workers have animal personas? Not sure? See if any of the following animals are hanging around your workplace. If they are, you could be sitting in your very own office zoo. Image Credit (Portrait): Eirik Refsdal Monkey –...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        
        
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                  &lt;td colspan="3" valign="top"&gt; 
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; Do your co-workers have animal personas? Not sure? See if any of the following animals are hanging around your workplace. If they are, you could be sitting in your very own office zoo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td colspan="3" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Slingshot-Monkey-Brother-P777.aspx" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b012875899149970c" alt="We Work with Monkeys!" title="We Work with Monkeys!" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b012875899149970c-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                  &lt;span style="font-size: 9px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;Image Credit (Portrait): &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/eirikref/2928701111/" target="_blank"&gt;Eirik Refsdal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Monkey-Groan-Ball-P608.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0128758993fd970c" alt="Monkey Groan Ball" title="Monkey Groan Ball" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0128758993fd970c-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Monkey&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; A very loud and obnoxious character. They are funny and entertaining about 20% of the time and annoying the other 80%.  They tend to hang out with other office monkeys who try to impress you with their antics. [&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Monkeys-C44.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Monkey Toys&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Bear-Stress-Toy-P516.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a687da49970b" alt="Bear Stress Toy" title="Bear Stress Toy" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a687da49970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bear&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; A person whose style is big and over the top. They laugh so loudly you can hear them at the reception desk... 100 yards away on a different floor. This person is sometimes caught hibernating at their desk after a big lunch. 
                  [&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Bears-C132.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Bear Toys&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Flop-Hoppy-Wind-Up-Bug-P659.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a687dcab970b" alt="Flop Hoppy Wind-Up Bugs" title="Flop Hoppy Wind-Up Bugs" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a687dcab970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bugs&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; These folks are kind of creepy and hard to look at. They serve a purpose in your organization and thus must be there. You can tolerate them as long as they don't invade your space. [&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Bugs-C39.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Bugs Toys&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Persian-Cat-Stress-Toy-P613.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a687dec2970b" alt="Persian Cat Stress Toy" title="Persian Cat Stress Toy" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a687dec2970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cat&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; A quiet individual who keeps to themselves and is neatly groomed. It's hard to get them to follow directions, but also hard to stay mad at them. [&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Dogs-Cats-C42.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Cat Toys&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Sitting-Penguin-Stress-Toy-P391.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b012875899a7e970c" alt="Sitting Penguin Stress Toy" title="Sitting Penguin Stress Toy" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b012875899a7e970c-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Penguin&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; This person is nice and unassuming. They dress up for work, even on casual Fridays. Unfortunately, you aren't really sure what they do or what actual value they bring to the table. [&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Penguins-C130.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Penguin Toys&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Flying-Pig-Stress-Toy-P537.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a687e20d970b" alt="Flying Pig Stress Toy" title="Flying Pig Stress Toy" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a687e20d970b-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pig&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; This person's cubicle is so cluttered, you can barely see the desk anymore. The line between work related paperwork and garbage is blurry. This individual is most likely to leave food in the break room fridge until it's moldy and unrecognizable. [&lt;a href="https://www.officeplayground.com/Pigs-C131.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Pig Toys&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                &lt;/tr&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Stretchy-Snake-P302.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b01287589ac7e970c" alt="Stretchy Snake" title="Stretchy Snake" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b01287589ac7e970c-800wi" border="0"  /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snake&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;ndash; Someone who is overly confident and a bit sneaky. This type of person will &amp;quot;snake&amp;quot; your favorite office toy off your desk when you bend over to pick up your &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Pens-C91.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;silly pen&lt;/a&gt;. [&lt;a href="https://www.officeplayground.com/Reptiles-C133.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;See Snake Toys&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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                  &lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;It's a jungle out there and we'd love to hear about it from you.  Be the office zookeeper! &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/Officeplayground" target="_blank"&gt;Follow us on Facebook&lt;/a&gt; and let us know what kind of animals are in your office zoo.&lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; Playfully,&lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; Bill Ross &lt;br /&gt;
                      The Office Toy Guy&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;a href="mailto:OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                    &lt;/p&gt;
                    &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.OfficePlayground.com &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                  &lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Why Isn't Your Pen Silly?</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a66ede32970b</id>
        <published>2009-11-10T10:48:30-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-10T10:48:30-08:00</updated>
        <summary>What?! You're still using a regular pen! Did you know that using a silly pen makes you 8.7% happier during the day? (Alright, we made that number up—but they do make you happy.) Using regular pens is for regular people....</summary>
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What?! You're still using a regular pen! Did you know that using a silly pen makes you 8.7% happier during the day? (Alright, we made that number up—but they do make you happy.) &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; 
Using regular pens is for regular people. But, you're special, you're silly. You can express your silliness with the pens you choose to write with.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt; 
We want you to use silly pens so much, we're taking &lt;strong&gt;10% off our entire &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Pens-C91.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Pen Category&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; for a limited time only! (ends 11/12/2009) Enter coupon code &lt;strong&gt;sillypen09&lt;/strong&gt; at checkout. These unique pens are perfect stocking stuffers and are great gifts for your co-workers. Don't forget, if you place an order of $50 or more, you'll receive &lt;strong&gt;free standard shipping!&lt;/strong&gt; (limited time offer.) &lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Pens-C91.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;These Pens Are Silly&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;a style="float: left;" href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Pens-C91.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b01287570818f970c" alt="Silly Pens" title="Silly Pens" src="http://blog.officeplayground.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b01287570818f970c-800wi" border="0" style="margin: 0px 10px 5px 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 
These pens represent outstanding character, personality and creativity. Which pen do you want to use? The boring one you have at your desk? How about a playful pen that helps reduce your stress? Which pen would co-worker's envy? A silly pen gets attention and makes you shine. &lt;/p&gt;
  
			            
&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Playfully,&lt;/p&gt;

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Bill Ross &lt;br&gt;
The Office Toy Guy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="mailto:OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

			  
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    <entry>
        <title>Bad Chips and Dip</title>
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        <published>2009-11-05T08:43:53-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-05T08:43:53-08:00</updated>
        <summary>It's ok to admit that you don't like all of your co-workers. There always seems to be certain people who are geniuses at irritating you. Would you like to learn a surefire way to get them to leave you alone?...</summary>
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            <name>Office Playground</name>
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It's ok to admit that you don't like all of your co-workers. There always seems to be certain people who are geniuses at irritating you.  Would you like to learn a surefire way to get them to leave you alone?  Serve them bad dip. &lt;strong&gt;Here's how it works: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
				  
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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Preparation&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Start with some basic ingredients used for making a tasty dip: sour 
cream, salsa, plain yogurt, guacamole or cream cheese will do. Next, add some not-so-tasty ingredients like pickle juice, suicidal hot sauce, cod liver oil, grape jelly, etc. At this point, most recipes instruct you to season to taste. Well, you sure as heck aren't going to taste this stuff. So, go heavy on the bad ingredients to be sure the dip tastes really, really horrible.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Placement&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
  Neatly display the bad dip in your work area along with some chips. The chips don't have to be bad, but using stale chips would be a nice touch.  Now, you wait for annoying co-workers to approach.  &lt;/p&gt;
  
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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Payoff&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
  Those little mooches will soon come around looking for the free food. They always do. They'll slither up, sniffing and eyeballing your snacks. They will ask you for some. With a big smile you nod your head. Don't feel guilty. After all, you didn't offer it to your co-workers. They sought you out.
  Cherish the precious payoff when they take that huge reckless bite of bad dip.&lt;/p&gt;
  
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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Act&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
  As the targeted co-worker begins to chew their first bite, they will recoil from the horrible flavors attacking their taste buds.  When they say, "AGH! THAT'S AWFUL," you burst into tears, grab the dip and yell, "That's my grandma's recipe!" Then, run to your car and go home for the day.&lt;/p&gt;
  
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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Rewards&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
  &lt;ol style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Your obnoxious co-workers will never come around again.&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;You get a free half-day off work.&lt;br /&gt;(Maybe you should watch some cooking shows.)&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;You'll never need to make food for the office again.&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Everyone will be extra nice to you for a while.&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;/ol&gt;
  
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Make some bad dip and watch your lame co-workers eat it. It'll make you laugh.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;em&gt;Bad dip making is just one more tool in your corporate survival toolbox.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
  
			            
&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;
Bill Ross &lt;br&gt;
The Office Toy Guy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="mailto:OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com" target="_blank"&gt;OfficeToyGuy@OfficePlayground.com&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
			        
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&lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

			  
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Image courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/absolutely_loverly/2469184144/" target="_blank"&gt;Megan Soh&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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        <title>Have a Bad Hair Day on the Job</title>
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        <published>2009-10-29T13:40:46-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-29T13:40:46-07:00</updated>
        <summary>If you are like most people working in an office, you don't have a lot of control over things. You do what you're hired to do, you follow procedure, and you don't talk back. Day after day, you just sit...</summary>
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            <name>Office Playground</name>
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If you are like most people working in an office, you don't have a lot of control over things. You do what you're hired to do, you follow procedure, and you don't talk back.  Day after day, you just sit there and take it.  With so many rules to follow, you can't help feeling out of control. &lt;/p&gt;

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Don't fret!  There is one final frontier employees can conquer in the war for independence at work. The key to it all is hair. That's right, your hair. You can control every last strand of hair on your head and your boss can't do a dang thing about it.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bad Hair Day Tips for Women&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Bee Hive&lt;/strong&gt; - Come to work with a bee hive hairdo and a serious face. &lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Mohawk&lt;/strong&gt; - Don't settle for one of those half-hawks that require a lot of gel to get it up into a peak. You need to shave the sides down to the bone if you really want to feel free.  This style works best if you have a very serious job and total jerk for a boss.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Color&lt;/strong&gt; - Pick whatever works for you in your heart.  Maybe match your hair color to your yellow house or your bangs to your green Mazda Miata.

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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bad Hair Day Tips for Men&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Pork Chop Side Burns&lt;/strong&gt; - Shave your initials into the sides for added independence.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Handle Bar Mustache&lt;/strong&gt; - Be sure to keep it extremely well waxed. This one is even more effective if you hitch a ride to work on the handle bars of your buddy's bike.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Massive Beard&lt;/strong&gt; - Simply stop shaving. The beauty of sporting a colossal beard is that it's really no work at all.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;span style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bad Hair Day Tips for Teams&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Management is always encouraging teamwork. Here is where you can really shine. Imagine how empowering it is to include your co-workers in hair control.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;strong&gt;Wind Blown&lt;/strong&gt; - Convince meeting attendees to sweep their hair up to one side as if a strong breeze is blowing (kind of like the wind from your blow hard boss who is presenting).&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Half &amp;amp; Half&lt;/strong&gt; - You shave the left side of your head and your friend shaves the right side. Walk around the office side by side so it looks like one full head of hair.&lt;/p&gt;

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If you don't have the courage to shave your head, you can always test your ideas on a &lt;a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Face-Drawing-Boards-C80.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Magnetic Face Drawing Board&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Fight the power with hair! &lt;/p&gt;
			      
&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Bill Ross &lt;br&gt;
The Office Toy Guy&lt;/p&gt;
			        
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&lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

			  
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Image courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/boogiemama/3869910600/" target="_blank"&gt;Bridget Christian&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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        <title>Your Guide to the New Halloween 2.0 at Work</title>
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        <published>2009-10-27T10:34:58-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-27T11:38:12-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Has anyone else noticed that Halloween is rapidly turning into Christmas in terms of celebrating the "season"? I drove my kids around last night to look at Halloween lights on houses. Remember when people only put out pumpkins and a...</summary>
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            <name>Office Playground</name>
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Has anyone else noticed that Halloween is rapidly turning into Christmas in terms of celebrating the "season"?  I drove my kids around last night to look at Halloween lights on houses.  Remember when people only put out pumpkins and a few decorations?  These days, we’re seeing full blown lights on the house and haunted scenes in the yard. Folks set up life-sized skeletons, mummies, monsters and graveyards.  We went by one house that displayed a lifelike werewolf on the roof and a &lt;em&gt;Psycho&lt;/em&gt; shower scene behind their front window.  Talk about getting into the spirit. I can't decide if these people are cool or crazy, but either way, next year I'M IN.&lt;/p&gt;

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Do you notice the growing amount of shelf space reserved for Halloween paraphernalia in the stores?  Sure, there has always been candy and costumes. But today, the shelves are packed with all sorts of Halloween props and shenanigans.  The entire month of October is dedicated to the last day of the month.  Just like the entire month of December is geared towards Christmas day. Halloween is on a serious tear right now and I say bring it on.
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This rapid adoption of Halloween spirit as the major contender to Christmas spirit started me thinking about what it means to people working in an office.  Here are my predictions of what Halloween will be like in the coming years for the corporate world.  I call these predictions Halloween 2.0 at work:             
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&lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Halloween 1.0 - Plastic spiders on a chair
                      &lt;br&gt;
                      &lt;span style="color: #FF6600;"&gt;Halloween 2.0 - Real spiders in a drawer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
					  
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Halloween 1.0 - Wear a costume on Halloween day
                      &lt;br&gt;
                      &lt;span style="color: #FF6600;"&gt;Halloween 2.0 - Wear costumes all throughout October&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
					  
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Halloween 1.0 - Dress up as a witch
                    &lt;br&gt;
                    &lt;span style="color: #FF6600;"&gt;Halloween 2.0 - Practice real witchcraft at your desk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
					
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Halloween 1.0 - Cute little happy Halloween cards from co-workers
                      &lt;br&gt;
                      &lt;span style="color: #FF6600;"&gt;Halloween 2.0 - Big Halloween bonus checks from management&lt;br&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;(just kidding, 
that won't happen)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Halloween 1.0 - Collecting treats from your co-worker’s desk
                      &lt;br&gt;
                      &lt;span style="color: #FF6600;"&gt;Halloween 2.0 - Smashing pumpkins over your co-worker’s head&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
					  
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;I hope this guide helps you be on the cutting edge of this booming holiday for
years to come.  What will Halloween 3.0 entail? Real chainsaws?  Who's
the boss now?!&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 24px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #FF6600; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Happy Halloween!                  &lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Spooky Wishes,
                    &lt;br&gt;
                    Bill Ross
                    &lt;br&gt;
                  The Office Toy Guy&lt;/p&gt;
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                    &lt;em&gt;We help you play on company time.&lt;/em&gt;
                  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
                  
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Image courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23727257@N00/2908531524" target="_blank"&gt;Suzie T.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
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        <title>Staying Healthy in the Workplace</title>
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        <published>2009-10-21T13:35:54-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-21T08:41:45-07:00</updated>
        <summary>The cold and flu season is on its way and getting sick is one thing that's not on your to-do-list. With the prevalence of a certain animal flu, the risk is high and when companies cut employees, resources are limited....</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        
        
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The cold and flu season is on its way and getting sick is one thing that's not on your to-do-list. With the prevalence of a certain animal flu, the risk is high and when companies cut employees, resources are limited. You and your company can't afford a sick leave (again) this year. Follow these tips for staying healthy and clean in the workplace: <a style="float: right;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/missrogue/543314671/" target="_blank"><img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a66384ff970c" alt="Sick at Work" src="http://officeplayground.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a66384ff970c-320wi" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 10px;" /></a> </p>

<ul style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
<li><strong>Wash your hands often:</strong> Keep your hands clean and avoid touching your face (especially your nose, mouth and eyes) to help keep germs away.</li>
<li><strong>Keep your office toys clean:</strong> The stress balls at your desk might become dirty; many can be washed with mild soap and water or wiped with a disinfecting cloth.</li>
<li><strong>Mind your coughs:</strong> If you are coming down with something, avoid spreading it to others; cover your mouth with the inside of your elbow when you cough. </li>
<li><strong>Limit your sharing:</strong> It might be fun to share a fun stress toy with a co-worker, but you could be sharing more than you intended. Encourage your colleagues to get their own desk toys.</li>
<li><strong>Take a break:</strong> Staying healthy is more than just avoiding diseases. Keep your thoughts fresh and your creativity alive with a brief pause for some stress relief. </li>
</ul>

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        <title>Stealing Food at Work</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a63cf53b970c</id>
        <published>2009-10-14T15:45:34-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-14T15:15:05-07:00</updated>
        <summary>The purpose of this blog post is not to endorse stealing your co-worker's lunch. We are simply offering advice on how to be successful at it. Times are tough and your company is cutting back; it's up to you to...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
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The purpose of this blog post is not to endorse stealing your co-worker's lunch. We are simply offering advice on how to be successful at it.</p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
Times are tough and your company is cutting back; it's up to you to create your own perks. Stealing your co-worker's lunch is wrong, but you're not likely going to go to jail if you get caught.</p>  

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<strong>Speed</strong> – You can't linger around in the kitchen. Get in and get out. The ideal kitchen or break room has two doors. You should enter through one, snatch a free snack, and exit through the other.<a style="float: right;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stacita/824520538/" target="_blank"><img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a5e6895b970b" alt="Lunch Box" src="http://officeplayground.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a5e6895b970b-320wi" style="margin: 10px 0px 5px 10px;" /></a></p>

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<strong>Greed</strong> – Don't kill the goose that laid the golden egg. Don't steal food every day or from the same person over and over. We understand that certain people have better food than others, but exercise restraint. </p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
<strong>Mix it up</strong> – If you work in a large company, spread out your efforts across all kitchens, break rooms, conference rooms, reception desks (free fruit or candy), etc. By spreading out, it'll be hard to identify the totality of your work.</p>

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<strong>Redirects</strong> – Once in a while, bring your own lunch and put it in the refrigerator with your name written on the bag. Your co-workers will think "the lunch thief can't be him, he brings his own." Little do they know you're just that hungry that you'll eat yours AND theirs. If the office is on to you, you can secretly eat half of your sandwich and then make a big scene, "HEY, WHO ATE MY SANDWICH!"</p>

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Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stacita/824520538/" target="_blank">Stacita</a>.</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~4/zelXMuBfyIs" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>Treadmill Desk</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~3/dte24DgJjkA/treadmill-desk.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a61e5638970c</id>
        <published>2009-10-07T16:15:48-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-07T09:20:14-07:00</updated>
        <summary>We’re all for creative and fun work environments. Check out this unique office set up that helps you get more exercise at work: the "treadmill desk". Could the treadmill desk transform the old cubicle model of conducting business? Watch the...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="office exercise" />
        
        
<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://blog.officeplayground.com/blog/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><a style="float: left;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmcbrown/3914928297/" target="_blank"><img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6206066970c" alt="Treadmill Desk" title="Treadmill Desk" src="http://officeplayground.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6206066970c-800wi" border="0" style="margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px;" /></a>
We’re all for creative and fun work environments. Check out this unique office set up that helps you get more exercise at work: the "<a href="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/treadmill-desk/MM00706" target="_blank">treadmill desk</a>". Could the treadmill desk transform the old cubicle model of conducting business?</p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
Watch the entire <a href="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/treadmill-desk/MM00706" target="_blank">treadmill desk video</a> on the Mayo Clinic web site. </p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>
Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cmcbrown/3914928297/" target="_blank">cmcbrown</a>.</em></p>
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    <entry>
        <title>How Scary is Your Office?</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~3/6wI4s_hrm6U/how-scary-is-your-office.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://blog.officeplayground.com/blog/2009/10/how-scary-is-your-office.html" thr:count="1" thr:updated="2009-10-15T09:44:36-07:00" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a5c120d9970b</id>
        <published>2009-10-05T16:01:06-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-05T16:01:06-07:00</updated>
        <summary>It’s the time of year where ghosts, witches and goblins are making plans for their favorite day of the year, Halloween. Have you let them visit your desk yet? Halloween isn’t just for children dressed as spooky (or sometimes adorable)...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="corporate culture" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="office toys" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="practical jokes" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="stress relief" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="workplace decoration" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="workplace stress" />
        
        
<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://blog.officeplayground.com/blog/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s the time of year where ghosts, <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Witch-Hazel-Bender-P969.aspx" target="_blank">witches</a> and goblins are making plans for their favorite day of the year, <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Halloween-Buyers-Guide-C119.aspx" target="_blank">Halloween</a>. Have you let them visit your desk yet?<a style="float: right;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14491026@N07/2986125619/" target="_blank"><img class="asset  asset-image at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a6177f43970c" alt="How Scary is Your Office?" src="http://officeplayground.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a6177f43970c-320wi" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 10px;" /></a></p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">Halloween isn’t just for children dressed as spooky (or sometimes adorable) creatures, going door-to-door asking for candy; you can have just as much fun at work! This year, bring the spirit of Halloween to the office. Here are some ideas for making your workplace "spooktacular"!  </p>

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<li>Decorate your desk or cubicle walls with a row full of <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Squeesh-Pumpkin-Head-P959.aspx" target="_blank">smiling pumpkins</a> </li>
<li>Host a number of spooky Halloween contests: Scariest Costume, Jack-o-Lantern Carving, Pumpkin Seed Spitting, and Best Decorated Desk</li>
<li>Hide fake <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Squishimal-Spider-P679.aspx" target="_blank">giant spiders</a> in your co-workers’ desk drawers</li>
<li>Ask each of your co-workers "Trick or Treat?" Give those who say "treat" a piece of candy; pull a fun <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Whoopee-Cushion-Self-Inflating-P71.aspx" target="_blank">office prank</a> on everyone else</li>
<li>Host a <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Halloween-Fright-Wind-Up-P966.aspx" target="_blank">Halloween Fright Wind-Up</a> race</li>
<li>Bring a large bowl of Halloween candy to share or bake a batch of Halloween cookies</li>
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Adding a little Halloween spirit to your workplace can make your day a little more exciting and everyone a little happier. Try out some of our ideas and let us know how it goes!</p>


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Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14491026@N07/2986125619/" target="_blank">Elvia Dametto</a>.</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~4/6wI4s_hrm6U" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>Boss's Day Gift Ideas</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~3/Y6LmZODtss4/what-to-get-your-boss-for-bosss-day.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://blog.officeplayground.com/blog/2009/10/what-to-get-your-boss-for-bosss-day.html" thr:count="0" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a605a480970c</id>
        <published>2009-10-01T08:56:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-10-01T08:51:20-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Friday, October 16 is National Boss Day. It's an opportunity for employees to show appreciation for their hardworking boss. It's also an opportunity for an employee to make a good impression with a thoughtful gift. You can present a classy...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="business gifts" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="desk toys" />
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Friday, October 16 is National Boss Day. It's an opportunity for employees to show appreciation for their hardworking boss. It's also an opportunity for an employee to make a good impression with a thoughtful gift. You can present a classy gift or a useful item or a whimsical toy that adds a little fun to your boss's day.</p>

<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
If you're in need of ideas for a gift, start with a pre-purchase observation; look at what types of items adorn the boss's desk and office. For sophisticated gifts, check out our <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Executive-Toys-C14.aspx" target="_blank">Executive Toys</a> category or <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Kinetic-Motion-C21.aspx" target="_blank">Kinetic Motion and Levitating</a> items. Take note of how much space is available for your gift. If your boss's desk is crowded, consider something that hangs on a wall such an amusing <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Clocks-C85.aspx" target="_blank">clock</a>, a funny <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Signs-C31.aspx" target="_blank">sign</a>, a <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Dartboards-C96.aspx" target="_blank">dartboard</a>, or a <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Basketball-Hoops-C10.aspx" target="_blank">basketball game</a>.</p>

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Novelty items that draw positive attention to an office include the <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Magic-FishBowl-P587.aspx" target="_blank">Magic Fishbowl</a>, <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Executive-Desk-Gong-P944.aspx" target="_blank">Executive Desk Gong</a>, <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Exotic-Sands-7x9-inch-Sunset-Orange-P790.aspx" target="_blank">Exotic Sands</a>, or <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Zen-Gardens-C36.aspx" target="_blank">Zen Garden</a>. A gift from our <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Desktop-Gardening-C12.aspx" target="_blank">Desktop Gardening</a> category will please any plant lover.</p>


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Golf enthusiasts will enjoy the <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Executive-Office-Putter-P749.aspx" target="_blank">Executive Office Putter</a>, the <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Chip-Shotz-Golfer-P313.aspx" target="_blank">Chip Shotz Golfer</a> game and <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Executive-Sandbox-Golf-Sand-Trap-P204.aspx" target="_blank">Executive Sandbox-Golf Sand Trap</a>.
Surprise your boss with comical <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Office-Supplies-C27.aspx" target="_blank">Office Supplies</a> such as funny <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Stationery-C92.aspx" target="_blank">note pads</a>, a <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Dog-Stapler-P409.aspx" target="_blank">Dog Stapler</a> or a <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/Chocolate-Calculator-P771.aspx" target="_blank">Chocolate Calculator</a>. 
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Make this <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/National-Boss-Day-Buyers-Guide-C118.aspx" target="_blank">National Boss Day</a> a memorable one.</p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~4/Y6LmZODtss4" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>National Boss Day is Friday, October 16</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~3/55gJphK__6Q/national-boss-day-is-friday-october-16.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://blog.officeplayground.com/blog/2009/09/national-boss-day-is-friday-october-16.html" thr:count="0" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a5f064f0970c</id>
        <published>2009-09-25T10:43:10-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-25T10:30:03-07:00</updated>
        <summary>National Boss Day has traditionally been a day for employees to recognize and thank their supervisor or boss. It started in 1958 when Patricia Bays Haroski, then an employee at State Farm Insurance Company in Deerfield, Illinois, registered the holiday...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="business gifts" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="corporate culture" />
        
        
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</p><p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
National Boss Day has traditionally been a day for employees to recognize and thank their supervisor or boss. It started in 1958 when Patricia Bays Haroski, then an employee at State Farm Insurance Company in Deerfield, Illinois, registered the holiday with the Chamber of Commerce of the United States. Ms. Haroski's purpose was to designate a day to show appreciation for her boss and other bosses. She also hoped to improve the relationship between employees and supervisors. She believed young employees often do not realize the challenges bosses face in running a business. Ms. Haroski chose October 16 because it was her father's birthday, and he also happened to be her boss.
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<p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif">
During the early years of <a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/National-Boss-Day-Buyers-Guide-C118.aspx" target="_blank">National Boss Day</a> observance, the holiday was mocked as Hallmark Holiday. In fact, Hallmark did not offer a Boss's Day card for sale until 1979. Recognition for Boss Day has grown tremendously in popularity and Hallmark responded by increasing the size of its National Boss Day card collection by 90 percent in 2007. National Boss Day has become an international celebration in recent years and now is observed in countries such as Australia and South Africa, in addition to the United States.
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Image courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nieve44/1594706439/" target="_blank">Luz</a>.</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~4/55gJphK__6Q" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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    <entry>
        <title>Working with Aliens</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/XlZs/~3/mQY8189RL80/working-with-aliens.html" />
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a010536bfe689970b0120a5e87b58970c</id>
        <published>2009-09-23T11:03:22-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-09-23T11:02:24-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Do you work with aliens? How would you know if you did? Finally there's help, here's a simple guide to discovering who among your colleagues are from another planet: Food – Aliens don't eat normal human food. Look for colleagues...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Office Playground</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="co-workers" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="corporate culture" />
        
        
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Do you work with aliens?  How would you know if you did?  Finally there's help, here's a simple guide to discovering who among your colleagues are from another planet:
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<strong>Food</strong> – Aliens don't eat normal human food.  Look for colleagues who you've never seen eating.  Offer them a slice of pizza because nobody from this planet would refuse free pizza.</p>

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<strong>Performance</strong> – Aliens are way smarter than humans and so they are typically successful.  Look for those in your company who are high up in the organizational chart.  Aliens are looking to run things, not be bossed around.  For example, Bill Gates (Microsoft) and Jeff Bezos (Amazon) are aliens.</p>

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<strong>Social Skills</strong> – Aliens are not very good networkers and never play the role of office clown.  Look for the ones who don't talk much and have a very difficult time conducting a conversation.  Aliens don't have hobbies, they don’t have "good weekends" and they don't say "TGIF".</p>

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<strong>Office Romance</strong> – Aliens don't mate with humans and thus the aliens in your office won't ever get caught up in office romance. That should eliminate many of your colleagues as potential aliens. </p>

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<strong>Limited Time</strong> – Aliens don't just grind away at the corporate rat race.  They are at your business for a specific reason, maybe to run a few experiments you would rather not know the details about.  If one of your co-workers just vanishes one day, instead of a new job, they may have just returned to their home planet.</p>

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Now that you know who the aliens are at your company, you can begin the process of uncovering the robots.  Stay tuned...</p>


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Bill Ross<br />
CEO<br />
<a href="http://www.officeplayground.com/" target="_blank">www.OfficePlayground.com</a><br />
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        <summary>In an economic climate where companies are tightening their belts, job security can be shaky. No one wants their name to spring to mind when an employee must be let go. Behavior in the office setting is important. It may...</summary>
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In an economic climate where companies are tightening their belts, job security can be shaky. No one wants their name to spring to mind when an employee must be let go. Behavior in the office setting is important. It may be the deciding factor between keeping your job and joining the ranks of the unemployed. Stay clear of the following office faux pas:<a style="float: right;" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wolfrage/490722496/" target="_blank"><img class="at-xid-6a010536bfe689970b0120a5cc95e9970c" alt="Guys in the Break Room" title="Guys in the Break Room" src="http://officeplayground.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bfe689970b0120a5cc95e9970c-800wi" border="0" style="margin: 0px 2px 5px 12px;" /></a></p>

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<li>Do not engage in gossip or badmouth colleagues. </li>
<li>Dress appropriately for your position. Clothing that is too casual, too revealing, torn or dirty will make a negative impression.</li>
<li>Mind your table manners at a business lunch or group lunch celebration. </li>
<li>Do not take food from the community refrigerator or lunchroom that is not yours.</li>
<li>Clean up after yourself. Do not leave dirty food containers or half-eaten food on your desk, the lunchroom table or in the community sink.</li>
<li>Control your emotions at work. Outbursts of tears, anger or frustration are not acceptable behavior in the office. </li>
<li>Do not make personal calls during work hours. Use cell phones for personal calls and only make them during breaks. Show consideration to co-workers by moving to a private location when talking on a cell phone.</li>
<li>Music or the radio should not be audible beyond your desk. Wear earphones and keep the volume low so that you can hear others when they speak to you.</li>
<li>Keep your shoes on. Never walk around the office barefoot.</li>
<li>Never microwave fish in the office lunchroom! Microwaving raw onions isn't a great idea either. (We speak from experience!)</li>
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