I am already loving Fuse #8's Top 100 Picture Books of All Time. Today she blogged 100-90, and she already hit a title I hate. Woo!

I did put in my vote, but I won't reveal my top ten until after she finishes the series. The subject line of this post  gives a wee clue to my sympathies, though. 

Question: You are the average wealthy and disaffected suburban teen girl, endowed with a shaky self-image and a casual atheism. The devil offers to make you gorgeous. What can you offer him in return, in lieu of your probably nonexistent soul?

A. Your tennis rackets

B. Your tv.

C. Your cell phone.

Such is the dilemma of Allison Avery, an “interesting looking” middle child who is making her unobtrusive way through ninth grade in the shadow of a particularly uptight best friend (think Charlotte York before the loosening influence of Carrie Bradshaw and company). Her infernal bargain throws her into the spotlight and wreaks havoc with her cellular social life*. A new friendship with a gregarious ex-city girl leads her to become an unlikely contestant in a teen modeling contest, which, along with her family’s newly precarious financial situation, further complicates matters. And naturally there is a boy. A cute one. Shocker!

The conversations between Allison and the devil are the brightest spot in a fairly sparkly novel. Selling one’s cell to the devil is a clever and funny concept, and Vail exploits it accordingly. I was disappointed that satiric tone of these passages was not maintained throughout the novel, which bogs down in a few too many sentimental self-esteem pep talks. As a character, Allison is believably irritating in her self-deprecation, with glimpses of her wittiness and originality occasionally peeking through. Her obsession with Gouverneur Morris is a running joke and a reminder of these qualities.

By the end, the reader will suspect that Allison may have been growing into her own innate gorgeousness all along, and we are left to wonder whether the whole devil thing was just a dream. Or maybe Satan was exploiting her skewed self-image for his own nefarious purposes? In any case, she has now gained enough confidence to look in a reflective surface and not “shrink away in disgust.” Is she beautiful? “Well, maybe,” she thinks. And then she asks out the boy.

By the way: I'm not wild about the cover. It's generically pink and sparkly, and obviously meant to attract the chicklitty crowd, but something clever involving an evil cell phone (mostly likely an evil, pink, sparkly cell phone) would be more satisfying. Someone should draw this and send it to Rachel Vail.

*The correct answer was C. The devil is a golfer, and he has a nicer tv.  

Criss Cross, by Lynne Rae Perkins

I try not to write anything too overtly negative on this blog, so I'll just say that I'm glad that I trust and respect the process of the Newbery Committee. I haven't read All Alone in the Universe, which people say is better, but I shouldn't have had to read it in order to enjoy this book. 

Princess Academy, by Shannon Hale

I wanted to read an honor book from the same year in order to get a sense of the committee's reasoning. I liked Princess Academy a lot, personally. It's a great twist on the modern princess story, incorporating class empowerment rather than the usual feminine empowerment, and it is tightly plotted and well-written. I'm just not sure it's distinguished. If the vote came down to this or Criss Cross, Princess Academy would be the clear winner for me, but I haven't read widely enough in the children's literature of 2005 to make any further pronouncements. In my defense, I was pregnant that year, and also working as a YA librarian. 

The Hero and the Crown, by Robin McKinley

I confess that I'm a little puzzled about the committee's choice for this year. I like The Hero and the Crown, but I'm not sure it's distinguished. A lot of the plot is derivative, which is forgivable in high fantasy, but I didn't see any twists that were new and fresh enough to make it stand out. The writing itself is very derivative (way too many "And... and... and..." clauses), and there's not a lot of depth to any of the characters aside from Aerin.

Aerin herself didn't display a lot of agency or ingenuity after the appearance of Maur - it almost seemed like she was just sleepwalking through her destiny, which was a disappointing contrast to the first part of the book, when she trained Talat and discovered kemet.

Anyhow, I think the book is good fantasy, but I think some of McKinley's other books are better. Was it chosen because it's one of the first appearances of a butt-kicking female hero?

Missing May, by Cynthia Rylant

Oh, Cynthia Rylant. Nobody does folksy and heartbreaking like you.

The voice is pure West Virginia heart, and the characters are vivid and fully realized. Nothing much happens in the book plot-wise, aside from the abortive trip to see the spiritualist, which results in the subtle inner transformation of Summer and Ob.

This is a quintessential Newbery book - quiet, lyrical, character-driven, and, I fear, deadly dull to most children. The copy I checked out of the library had never been opened in the five years it's been in the collection. It is, however, clearly a distinguished book, and one that puts the capital-L Literature in children's lit.

When you're munchin' on some nuts and there's a rumblin' in your guts...

Caddie Woodlawn, by Carol Ryrie Brink

I chose this one because Carol Ryrie Brink's Two Are Better Than One was one of my favorite books in second or third grade.

After reading Hitty, I was actually impressed with Caddie Woodlawn's depiction of Native Americans. Yes, there are cringe-inducing stereotypes, but there is also dialogue among the characters about them. Unlike Hitty, Caddie and her family are struggling to understand and come to terms with their native neighbors. They are clearly not 21st-century people, but attitudes like theirs paved the way for more progressive thinking.

I thought the parallels between the settlers' attitudes towards the Native Americans and the Bostonians' attitudes towards the settlers (embodied by Cousin Annabelle) were subtle and funny. Everyone is afraid of the "savage" Other!

Caddie's father reminded me of the Mr. March (of Little Women) in his abolitionist leanings and forward-thinking stance on gender. I thought all of that proto-feminism was going to be ruined when Caddie realized that she wanted to be a lady after all, but I was pleasantly surprised when her brothers decided to learn some women's work too.

The writing is fresh, immediate, and full of action, and the celebration of American values and landscapes reminded me of My Antonia. Though I agree that this book must be read with a critical and historical lense (and possibly paired with something like The Birchbark House), it holds up both as story and as flawed historical record.

And Trina Schart Hyman's illustrations are beautiful.

Miss Hickory, by Carolyn Sherwin Bailey

This book is incredibly odd. It reads like a cross between nature writing and parable, and I'm not sure what the lesson is. Apple wood and hickory nuts don't mix? Civilization is corrupt? We'd all do better to stop thinking, become noble savages, and graft ourselves into apple trees?

Maybe I'm thinking too hard about it, and maybe child readers would just accept the surrealism without question. Either way, it's a lovely homage to the New Hampshire countryside. Definitely not plot-driven, but a child who likes the celebrations of rural life in Charlotte's Web might enjoy it.

At least it didn't have any problematic cultural stereotypes, unless you count the misogyny of the pheasants. Actually, I'm joking: I liked the way Bailey's animals stayed true to species in their behavior. It was a kind of incomplete anthromorphosis .

Scholastic Accused of Misusing Book Clubs

You mean those nice little brochures that my daycare provider pushes on me (they just need a few more points to win something neat for the classroom) are full of crappity plastic crap instead of books? Shocker!

I am  so glad people are finally starting to grumble more loudly about this. I hated Scholastic's nefarious "book" fair tactics when I was a teacher (you haven't lived until you've had to deal with a six-year-old sobbing for an hour over some juggling balls his mother didn't give him money to buy), and now I resent them even more as a parent. Luckily, my kid is not old enough yet to peruse the brochures herself, so I just order the Caldecott Medal Valu-Paks* and go about my business. Before long, though, she's going to want the Princess SparkleFart Wand-and-Book Set, and she ain't going to get it.

But hey, I'm a meanie. I don't let her wear clothes with licensed characters, and I can hide princess-themed gifts from her so quickly that all she sees is a flash of pink as they come out of the paper. Even Santa Claus has only begrudgingly been allowed into our household. Just call me the godless, liberal White Witch.

*I know: typical elitist librarian. Oh well.

From Roger Sutton:

These photographs of factories have a very L. Frank Baum quality to them. Almost steampunk, but maybe a little too shiny. I actually love industrial landscapes. One of the best parts of traveling by train is getting to see the rusted-out underbelly of cities, and oil refineries at night are a magical sight.

From various people on child_lit and elsewhere:

Neil Gaiman discusses The Graveyard Book.

Neil Gaiman reads The Graveyard Book aloud.

Neil Gaiman Twitters the Newbery, profanely.

Just One More Book asks: which children's book best represents your marriage?

As I commented over there, the first thing that comes to mind is The House With a Clock In Its Walls. I call him Weird Beard, but I bake him cookies anyhow.  Happy almost-Valentine's to my dear absent-minded professor! He might be a sorcerer, who knows? Papers and scholarly articles do seem to multiply with otherworldly speed in our house.

In other news, I'm taking K. T. Horning's online Newbery course right now. We have to read at least one medalist from each decade. I just finished Hitty: Her First Hundred Years, by Rachel Field, and I can't say that I'm going to run out and tell all of my little 21st-century friends about it. If the idol-worshipping savages and the happy sharecroppers didn't deter me, the sheer tedium of the later chapters would. Someone in the class made the point that Hitty represents the point of view of the marginalized - children, old women, etc. That may be true, but it doesn't make it any more appealing to Actual Children.

These people disagree.  Well, it takes all kinds of people to make an internet. At least they're not dressing up as Hitty and dating each other, right?