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dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:47:20 +0000

If you think Ateneo roads are dangerous, think about its alumni. (Jocjoc Bolante, Mike Arroyo, Celso de los Angeles, Joseph Estrada.. to name a few) Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5611

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:47:10 +0000

2 priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They’re stopped by a policeman, “What do u think u are doing? U were going very fast there, Father.”

The priest says, “We were just taking the bike for a spin.”

The policeman shakes his head. “I’ll have to give u a ticket. Wat if u have an accident?”

Priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”

Policeman says, “Now, I have to book u. 3 people aren’t allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”;-)

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SMS Quote Text Message #5608

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:44:20 +0000

‘I’m against liquor. That was the cause of my father’s death.’ ‘Drank too much?’ ‘No. A case fell on his head.’ Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5607

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:44:10 +0000

_thOughT of the day_ “InteLLigence counts a Lot.. But personaLity speaks even before your mouth proves the power of your brain.” Good morning! :-D Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5606

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:43:20 +0000

‘God provides minimum protection and maximum support.’ Bad things happen and will continue to happen, but they are not the work of God. His design is to be present with us and support us through the troubles we face. Wishing you a wonderful day. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5605

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:43:10 +0000

AN OLD PRAYER:

LORD, help me never judge someone before I know the score. Not until I’ve walked in someone’s shoes a mile or more. Let me be quick to understand and slow to criticize. The world is a very different place viewed through another’s eye. So help me, LORD, to show understanding and care, as the one who will always be ready to walk another mile with those who ask of me. Amen.

GOD BLESS!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5604

dirtyoldman — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:42:00 +0000

We can’t always trust what we hear with our ears but we can always trust what we hear with our heart.

GOD speaks in a gentle voice. The invitation each day is to trust our inner voice and to trust that inner quiet voice of God who always wants to lead us in the right direction.

Have a great day!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5603

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:09:00 +0000

Sa bar WAITER: Sir, marami na kaung nainom. ERAP: Gusto ko kasing makalimot. WAITER: Aba Sir, bayaran ninyo muna tong bill ninyo bago kayo makalimot!! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5601

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:08:10 +0000

Mar & Noynoy are TWINS:
Both with Liberal party,
both senators,
both bachelors,
both sons of senators, both totally dominated by MAMA,
both had KORINA…!!!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5600

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:07:20 +0000

ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN: when your neighbor loses his job. :-l

RECESSION:
when YOU lose your job. :-(

ECONOMIC RECOVERY:
when PGMA loses her job! :-)

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SMS Quote Text Message #5598

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:06:20 +0000

A patient complained to his doctor, ‘I’ve been to 3 other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.’ The doctor calmly replied, ‘Just wait until the autopsy, then they’ll see that I was right.’ Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5596

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:05:00 +0000

Joke of the day: Tanong: Ano ba talaga si Manny Pacquiao, KAPUSO o KAPAMILYA? SAGOT: KaPERA! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:04:20 +0000

Sa palasyo sa may tabing Pasig River: REPORTER: Mr. First Gentlemen, ano pong gamot ang ini-inom ninyo pag masama ang inyong pakirandam? FG: KWARTAl, MAYPERAcillin, at CURACOTIN E! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5594

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:04:10 +0000

Doubtful Doubts:

If all Nations of d world r n Debt, wher did all d money go?

When Dog food s new & improvd, who tasted 8?

If d “Blackbox” s nver dmaged aftr d plane crashd, y isn’t d whol plane made out of that?

Y do people say u’ve bn workng like a DOG, whn Dogs just sit around all day?

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SMS Quote Text Message #5593

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:03:00 +0000

Some people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of rubbish, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappoinment. As their garbage pilesup, they look for a place to dump it. So when someone wants to dump on you, don’t take it personally. Have a good day! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5592

dirtyoldman — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:01:00 +0000

Laugh so hard that even Sorrow smiles at you. Live life so well that even Death loves to see you live. And fight so hard that even Fate accepts its defeat. Good morning! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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