ThreeAsFour’s Fall collection looked like something futuristic superhero would wear on her career days. I think the ’sliced’ leggings are what makes it look costume-y, which is fine. I can always rely on ThreeAsFour to bring on the fupe -wear. I mean, I love their brand of strange and I find them very creative. This collection needs some color, though. The swampy color-scheme makes it look slightly hideous. The first photo look like a dress made out of Beyonce’s rejected weaves, which would be  very eco-friendly. However, I couldn’t blow up the photo to really see if it was a bunch of Yaki-braids turned couture or just an unusual fabric. Fill me in, if you have the knowledge.

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So, I recently took a trip back to NYC for my other other work and decided to take photos of the stuff I love in NYC. I went to the Tim Burton exhibit at MOMA and was planning to take photos and video for you guys until some lady with the Bronx claws decided to stop me. Sorry, I tried, people. The first photo was all I could get. It was the weekend of the big blizzard which wasn’t actually that bad- but I didn’t have to drive , so maybe it was bad for everyone else? Duuno. Anyway, I always wanted to walk over the Brooklyn Bridge. Even though I’ve been to NYC 5, 460,197 times, the opportunity never came up- until now. I had to share with you the ‘Hell, yes’ building. There you go. The bakery above is Lady M- only the most deliscioussssss Mille Crepe is served there. It’s like 100 crepes stacked between a bevy of cream and then ‘creme bruleed’ on top- soooooo yum. I actually dream about this. And here’s a cheezy myspace -style photo of me taken my me to show you how I actually dress. Now it’s your turn to make fun of my outfit!

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Vivienne Westwood just gave us a license to mismatch our outfits! Take that Fashion Police! For her Fall 2010 collection, she got back to her punk roots with plaids, kilts and crackhead hair. I love that. I also love the trompe l’oeil boobs in the first photo. Perfect for the ladies with mosquito bites but don’t wanna put fun bags under their skin. In all seriousness (yes, I can get serial!), this is what I (try to) dress like everyday damn day- the ‘high-end punk’ look. You know, the glamourous lady that could eff you up in a back alley with a pair of rhinestoned brass knuckles from Patricia Field’s if need be. Viv is back! Hurray!

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Check out these hideous pieces of furniture! I think my favorite is the chair with the molded butt. I would add some hair for a more realistic effect, though. The gizmo chair is pretty crazy- It’s like it’s gonna bite you. By the way, when I was pregnant, I was looking for a used rocking chair because I’m cheap like that. I should’ve just strapped a chair on a rocker! Dang!… That sumo chair looks like me after I ate too much delicious buffet at  Sizzler.  The wig lamp is perfect for the tranny-in-training. It holds your wig and provides light for when you’re spackling your make up on. My commentary is done.

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M.A.C artist Karin Stone developed this rad makeup to make you look like a real comic book girl from  those paintings by Roy Lichtenstein. If you’re gonna do this, make sure the red dots are in order or you’ll look like you have chicken pox. It’s totally a fine line. Also, you will probably be a geek magnet, like beyond geek. You’ll probably have a line of geeks and nerds following you everywhere. Bring your taser, just in case.  This reminds me of that exhibition at The Met, Superheroes. I wrote an article on it back in 2007. Read it here, if you care. I think that yellow- blonde hair is next on my roster after I wear out this red. What do you think?

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Artist Meryl Smith made this doggie bag that would make Paris Hilton squeal and a dog shiver. This dog looks pretty realistic and creepy, especially if you see if from far away, say, in a restaurant. It could totally pass for one of those stuffed carcasses. That being said, I would buy one just for the creep out factor. Check out Meryl’s blog for more unusual art, including her Halloween dress that is still making me barf. Check out her take on football. Love it!

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Check out this photo shoot in Interview by  photographer Craig McDean and stylist Karl Templer. I love this because it looks like the graffiti the deep, dark and depressed dude would draw on their Chucks in American History class in high school. Seriously, I was the Queen of Doodling. I would draw effed up stuff that would make a handwriting expert’s head explode into a million pieces. I mostly drew girls with large heads and sour faces wearing couture with bows and sh*t and fluffy kittens. Basically, I was drawing Betsey Johnson/Bobble head/ Rene Zellweger hybrids. Anyway, going back to this spread, the eyes all sorts of creepy.

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During Stockholm Fashion’s  Week, Bosnian designer Lamija Suljevic showed her latest collection with heavy influences by gypsies, the last Russian Dynasty, and dolls (my FAVORITE!). The heavy brocade and embroidery allow for a structured shape that makes it look so elegant and dignified. This somehow reminds me of Bjork’s album cover for ‘Homegenic’. Both look like uncomfortable Royals looking to take a dump before the next feast- Hawt! Or they just look like living dolls. These dresses are perfect for that boring dinner party. You could stash an iPod, Vogue magazine,  Reese’s Pieces (E.T candy) , a couple kittens, and a pot of tea under those skirts. That’s all I need for a nice evening- I know, I’m such a cheap date.

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The patchwork galore shown at Rodarte’s last show would have made an bohemian lady who does Tai-Chi in the middle of the post office proud. Yeah, we all know a neighborhood fruit whether you’re in NYC or Bowling Green. Anyway, I’m digging the different fabrics, except I wish they were separated and  not thrown together like the $1 a pound store in Boston. Seriously, this is like one of those ‘invisible’ cloaks in Harry Potter. Throw one of these dresses on and sit curled up on the floor. I predict a cat will pass by, sniff you, and then piss and mark its territory.  Just sayin’.

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Sarah Williams designed these fantastic luggage pieces that are super-limited edition. Seriously, if I had to choose between Louis Vuitton and this, I would choose this because it is so unique and seems like it is so meticulously crafted. Plus, every time I see Louis Vuitton luggage, I think of JLo’s butt. I love the new shapes especially the horseshoe-shaped luggage and the old-timey brass and leather execution is so cool.  The prices are available upon request, but I’m guessing they’re expensive because each is handmade completely- stitch by stitch. I wonder if I can take one of my dad’s briefcases and bend it in half and blow dry it with hot heat- that would be the welfare version of this. Forget it, it’s gonna look all effed up. Better wait until I save my pennies for this.

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