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		<title>The United Nations is investigating “food safety” in Canada</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another reason to stop funding the stupidity of the U.N. that has become such a boondoggle to the people and nations that actually wind up paying the bills.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just another reason to stop funding the stupidity of this organization that has become such a boondoggle to the people and nations that actually wind up paying the bills.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;A special U.N. investigation found Canada is in violation of its international obligations when it comes to ensuring its citizens can access adequate and affordable food.&#8221; <em>-Global News</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m thinking that Olivier De Schutter, UN Special Rapporteur on the right to food, is all excited and wetting his pants that he&#8217;s found a country outside of Africa that won&#8217;t shoot his ass off when he crosses the border. Hell, he can even fly into Canada and not have his airplane do the hurdy-gurdy in an attempt at dodging RPG and AK fire during its approach to the runway.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no word on when he plans on crossing the border to the U.S. for an investigation there, but my recommendation to der Homeland (not that I expect anyone there is reading this) would be to refuse this guy entry and send him packing back to <del>Canada</del> the U.N. in New York City, where he no doubt will be welcomed home with open arms by all the <del>white</del> black people feeding off the carcases of the white nations that fund their stupidity.</p>
<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m apparently starving. Please send money, post haste. I&#8217;ll have the PayPal account all set up shortly. Not.</p>
<p>That outfit (the U.N., not Paypal &#8211; in case there&#8217;s any doubt) doesn&#8217;t know shit from shinola.</p>
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		<title>Bing Desktop for Windows is useless</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come on, admit it. You're thinking of adding Bing Desktop for Windows to your downloads, aren't you? Don't do it! It's useless.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on, admit it. You&#8217;re thinking of adding Bing Desktop for Windows to your downloads, aren&#8217;t you? Don&#8217;t do it! <a title="Useless downloads: Bing Desktop for Windows" href="http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/bing-desktop-for-windows-so-lame-its-practically-spamware/" target="_blank">It&#8217;s useless</a>.</p>
<p>Want to hide the download from your download window? Right click on it and select Hide. It won&#8217;t show up again. If you want to restore it, select Restore hidden updates in the left sidebar.</p>
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		<title>Canada’s Sierra Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canada's Sierra Club is headed by a moron.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is headed by a moron. Although, I suppose he keeps his paying members happy, which is the most important thing to keep the cash flowing to fund the stupidity he talks about and proposes.</p>
<p>So far, he&#8217;s come out against nuclear power, hydro-electric power, pipelines and sunshine. Sorry, I made up the part about an opposition to sunshine. He should pull his head out in order to let a little shine in.</p>
<p>No nuclear, no river dams, no pipelines. Just how does such an organization propose to keep civilization running? Moss? Wood fires? Nope, we can&#8217;t have wood fires either. Too much pollution is caused by wood smoke.</p>
<p>Oh, oh, unless&#8230; Wind turbines. But wait, wind turbines make too much unbearable low frequency noise.</p>
<p>Solar. Yes! Solar. Sunshine and blue skies will solve all the problems.</p>
<p>Dimwits.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>The stupidity of airport security theater</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered why your laptop gets so much scrutiny and your other electronic devices so little? It's all about keeping up appearances.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered why your laptop gets so much scrutiny and your other electronic devices so little? It&#8217;s all about keeping up appearances.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I happened upon a security expert who asked that he not be identified because he has worked on related issues with the Department of Homeland Security. He said that the laptop rule is about appearances, giving people a sense that something is being done to protect them. “Security theater,” he called it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If the government really wanted to cover the dangers posed by electronics, he said, it would need to carefully inspect all manner of electronics, from phones to netbooks to tablets, to look for increasingly small and sophisticated weapons.&#8221; &#8211;<em><a title="The Mystery of the Flying Laptop" href="http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/04/08/travel/the-mystery-of-the-flying-laptop.html?pagewanted=1&amp;ref=travel">The Mystery of the Flying Laptop</a>, The New York Times, April 4, 2012.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Morons, all of them.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Who have they become?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RF</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who have they become? You'd think Canada had been picked up and moved next door to the Middle East, the Far East, or beside a banana republic in Central or South America.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How nice to be living right next door to a country such as this.</p>
<blockquote><p>[snip] the apparent process by which U.S. citizens can be marked as a capture or kill target is designed to protect the president legally. A <a href="http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/10/06/government_kill_list_reuters_looks_at_secret_national_security_c.html">secret panel</a> out of the White House&#8217;s National Security Council reportedly makes the decision, and informs the president [snip] &#8211;<a title="Kill or be killed" href="http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/03/05/eric_holder_obama_administration_targeted_kill_legal_justification_.html"><em>the Slatest</em></a>, March 5, 2011</p></blockquote>
<p>Pathetic, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>You&#8217;d think Canada had been picked up and moved next door to the Middle East, the Far East, or dropped beside a banana republic in Central or South America. America has turned itself into what it pretends to be against. Even citizens have no human rights-no surprise there given what the country has been doing for decades now. What goes around, comes around.</p>
<p><em></em>What a sad spectacle America is in a world it purports to remake in its own image.</p>
<p>Who <em>have</em> they become?</p>
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