kengo0831Tumblr (3.0; @kengo0831)http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/Ways to Have Fun in an Elevator:11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: &quot;Noogie patrol coming!&quot;13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.14. One word: Flatulence!15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go &quot;plink&quot; at the bottom.[codehappy] http://iheartquotes.com/fortune/show/39480http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979933215http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979933215Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:48:38 -0500Photo<img src="http://38.media.tumblr.com/fd8ba46372de2dae57b69e3d7b0a1290/tumblr_n0o30tzjeW1tsvc34o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979926608http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979926608Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:48:29 -0500Video<iframe width="400" height="299" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/p8bI9g2ROMs?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979920303http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979920303Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:48:23 -0500Drew's Law of Highway Biology:The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly infront of your eyes.[codehappy] http://iheartquotes.com/fortune/show/19686http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979915196http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979915196Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:48:16 -0500Photo<img src="http://38.media.tumblr.com/c4f9fbbc1c6cb3582aba00bc5b1c91c5/tumblr_n0o307lfMp1tsvc34o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979909272http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979909272Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:48:06 -0500Video<iframe width="400" height="224" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xVV3r8YpBVU?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979900982http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979900982Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:47:59 -0500Predestination was doomed from the start.[fortune] http://iheartquotes.com/fortune/show/49330http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979895285http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979895285Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:47:52 -0500Photo<img src="http://38.media.tumblr.com/c33d38b12a5b4c7aa8c11a649d093a3c/tumblr_n0o2ziHmTB1tsvc34o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979888657http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979888657Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:47:41 -0500Video<iframe width="400" height="299" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/P_P7cQUZXzo?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979881188http://kengo0831.tumblr.com/post/75979881188Sat, 08 Feb 2014 02:47:35 -0500