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U.S. and Japan Lose Big In Miss Universe Pageant

Howard Downs — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:46:04 +0000

A growing trend in beauty contest will likely end after the U.S. sent Annie Leibovitz and Japan sent "Yokozuna" Asashoryu both women are beautiful winners on the inside but the outsides gave both countries a huge loss to a third world beauty, Stefania Fernandez of Venezuela.

Paul McCartney Arrested After Peeping Into Dressing Rooms

Howard Downs — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:38:10 +0000

Musician Paul McCartney gives the thumbs up sign to an unfortunate victim after the former Beatle opened up the dressing room curtain and saw the victim changing.

Serious Times Calls For Seriousness

Howard Downs — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:27:45 +0000

There comes a day and a time when serious actions don't speak loud enough so certain people have to stand up and let the whole world know they are serious.

Man Runs Over Three Babies

Howard Downs — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:31:07 +0000

A local Spanish man in attempt to jump over three babies for a world record sadly did not clear the children instead tragically running over them.

Barack Obama To Star In New Mr. Bean Movie

Howard Downs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:34:43 +0000

U.S. President Barack Obama will star along side Rowan Atkins in the upcoming hilarious Mr. Bean flick called 'World Leaders.'

Vladimir Putin Is the New Chuck Norris

Bamboo — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:13:11 +0000

Russia tired of losing out in Hollywood big screen fights decided they had enough and finally acquired the ultimate lethal weapon named Vladimir Putin who is the only known man not to lose to Chuck Norris

Conjoined Twins Interviewed On ABC News

Howard Downs — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:57:20 +0000

World famous brothers who are conjoined twins describe while interviewed on ABC News why they decided to decline being guest on Dancing With The Stars

Lingerie Footbal League Names Its New President

Howard Downs — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:58:36 +0000

Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers a speech after being named the president over the recently form Lingerie Football League

Mr. T Signed Three Year Deal With Cubs

Howard Downs — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:57 +0000

The Chicago Cubs have come up with a plan to bring the fans back and hopefully win some games by signing Mr. T to a three year deal.

Giant Monster Rat Terrorises Local Protest

Howard Downs — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:16:19 +0000

A protest ended abruptly after the local Trenton, NJ, giant monster rat attacked the crowd.