The Top 5 Podcast Spectacular

Ep. 015 -- Top 5 Movies/TV Shows We'd Be On

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:20:00 -0800

Gabe takes a leave of absence for an episode and we invite our fan, Kelly from various podcast guesting and the future host of Dunderhead Nation, to come in and record a quick show. This week we discuss the release of the ZuneHD, the return of the Messiah of the Fruit, the Fall TV season, the beauty of womanizing. Kurt cobain singing Bon Jovi, the end of the World, DEVOlution, new PS3 vs. new Xbox 360, Gabe not getting any, another round of the Top 5 Quiz and of course our Top 5 of the week, Top 5 Movies or TV Shows We Wish We WEre On. Vote for us on Podcast Alley and leave a message on the Top5 Voicemail Line @ 206-339-5104 or the new voicemail line: 72-SHESAID-2.

Ep. 014 -- Top 5 Milfs and Dilfs

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:59:00 -0800

We're joined by the lovely Sue from Trivia War/Chain of Fools fame for this episode where we debut the new Top 5 Quiz segment and discuss among other things: being a band geek (or faux band geek), Fox hijacking Kindles, Chili Peppers reunion, turning 30, what powers Emo people, Comic-Con panels, Gabe talking with the greatness which is Kevin Smith, Them Crooked Vultures, posting yuor own songs on Rock Band, and also our Top 5 Milfs, or in Sue's case, Dilfs. Vote for us on Podcast Alley and leave a message on the Top5 Voicemail Line @ 206-339-5104 or the new voicemail line: 72-SHESAID-2. Featured in the show: Outcasted Top5 Review http://outcasted.blogspot.com -- Gabe talking to Kevin Smith @ Comic-Con -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8flapTpKKU

Ep. 013 -- Top 5 Reasons We Wish We Grew Up In The 70s

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 5 Aug 2009 17:50:00 -0800

In our scary (not really) 13th episode (technically 14th), Mike finally evens the score by getting plastered during the show leaving Gabe to carry the show, kinda. We don't miss a beat here, though; discussing homebrewing, milkmen babies, Gabe's exotic vacation, Julia Nunes and her ukelele, making podcast money, Palm vs Apple, punishment for blogging, Google OS, death of rock radio, the hacking of twitter and also the Top 5 Reasons We Wish We Grew Up In The 70s; we find out Gabe and Mike had similar tastes. check out this episode's featured artist I/O Earth at www.ioearth.com or myspace.com/islasho. Vote for us on Podcast Alley and leave a message on the Top5 Voicemail Line @ 206-339-5104.

Ep. 012 -- Top 5 Villains

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:12:00 -0800

In our dozenth episode, Mike & Gabe read their first user-submitted Top 5 list (thanks Jesse from ProdigyComics.com) but first they rabble on about homebrewing bitchin beer, Gwyneth Paltrow's unexpected hotness, lube preferences, Michael Jackson's dead success, 5-year Beta testing, NIN hurts Jesus, yvan eht noij, the sale of the pirate ship, COMIC-CON, COMIC-CON, COMIC-CON (that'll get the nerd reading this), Jack White's early nudie film, Gabe's desire to be a stunt cock, Mike's love for masturbate-a-thons and stripper unions. After this, along with our special guest Bryce, we discuss our Top 5 Villains of all time. Vote for us on Podcast Alley and leave a message on the Top5 Voicemail Line @ 206-339-5104.

Ep. 011 -- Top 5 Firsts In History

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:41:00 -0800

Back to our regular format, except we have shortened the Top 5 In Tech And Tunes into one segment. This episode we discuss Homebrewing clubs, lots of catch-up news, Zune HD, Ozzy sues Black Sabbath, the European Pirate Party, and more. Aaron Neville drops into the show, Gabe pimps his pad out for BlizzCon, we finally play our first voicemail, and we discuss the Top 5 things we'd like to be the first in history to do; not stuff that has happened, but stuff to be done. Enjoy! Make sure to vote for us on Podcast Alley once every month and call the Top5 Voicemail line at 206-339-5104.

Ep. 010 -- Top 5 Music Spectacular

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:33:00 -0800

Since we normally bring you music and tech news every week, we don't bother with music or tech related Top5 Lists. UNTIL NOW! Every 10th episode will be Tech or Tunes related, full of those lists. I'm drunk as I type this. This episode you get 4 big Top 5 lists including: Top 5 Musicians We'd Bang, Top 5 Shitty Bands/Artists, Top5 Cover songs, and Top 5 Songs We Want To Bone To. Enjoy! Call in at 206-339-5104 and remember to vote for us on Podcast Alley this month and every month!

Ep. 009 -- Top 5 Ways To Blow Off Steam

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:20:00 -0800

Back on track for another episode. This time we are joined in studio by the lovely Laura who fits in a little too well with the guys. This week we discuss everything from taking finals with Playoby models, Dana Krashin Photography, fruit beers, overpriced Kindles, the Pirate Party, Fish Sdicks, wanting candy, how to orgasm in traffic, and more; also we discuss The Top 5 ways you like to blow off steam, let off stress, etc. Call in at 206-339-5104 and remember to vote for us on Podcast Alley this month and every month!

Ep. 008.5 -- Top 5 Things We Miss From The 90s

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:19:00 -0800

So we continue to have problems when guests come to record a show with us. We were joined by Bryce, Moya, and Liz for Episode 009 but the audio got fucked up again. Instead, to carry you over, we bring you a scrapped episode that has been fixed-up somewhat for your listening pleasure. No need for Top 5 Tech n Tunes News since this is old dice, so instead we ramble, and bring you our Top 5 Things We Miss From the 1990s. Remember, this episode is for mere content, so yes, I know the audio is bad. Rock on.

Ep. 008 -- Top 5 Guilty Pleasures

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:40:00 -0800

After a long hiatus where we both went through some ordeals, the Top 5 returns in funny, fucked-up fashion! This episode we discuss counting to 10 in different languages, Windows 7, Apple raping, 80s screaming, twisting the pickle, Metallica's dueling bassists, banjos, "you've got a big vagina," no Thanksgiving songs, Green Day musicals, Jimi's reality show, Courtney Love and Gary Coleman's guest spot on the show, and also we discuss our Top 5 Guilty Pleasures; those things we love to do, but hate to talk about. Ending music: "Mars" by Gustav Holst.

Ep. 007 -- Top 5 Fictional Characters We'd Bang

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:30:01 -0800

A bruised and broken julio joins us in studio for beers and ramblings of: consoling Jack Box's wife, German sex translations, starting a jug hip-hop band, delicious Stone Beers, getting high with the Griffins, Obama's blinged-out PDA, bandwidth throttling, too many Windows, the return of Spinal Tap, new Van Halen, hating on Metallica, plus we discuss our Top 5 fictional Characters We'd Bang. Also, did you hear us on Episode 45 of Trivia War Podcast? www.triviawarpodcast.com! Call the voicemail line at 206-600-6516 or email us at fans@top5podcast.com

Ep. 006 -- Top 5 Things Found In the Note Bush Wrote to Obama

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:24:24 -0800

The closest we'll come to a political episode, at least this one is funny. This episode, we discuss: Pliny the Elder, online school, aesthetics of the vagina, making gals queef, the new U2 single, Cotton Eyed Joe, Thriller, 3d television, Steve Jobs has the cunt, 730 Daves, Top 5 Senior News, gas mileage, and we discuss the Top 5 things found in the note George Bush left for Barack Obama as he starts his presidency.

Ep. 005 -- Top 5 Reasons We'd Love To Be A Chick

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:35:00 -0800

Here we go with our orgy of an episode! Moya, Pedro, Kevin, and Julio join us in studio for the hijinks. Listen in as we discuss the new website, Gabby's sex change surgery, Cheech and Chong, getting cut off from Asian porn, Steve "Messiah" Jobs, Twitter novels, couch surfing USA, TV on the Radio, good albums made by the wrong band, strap-on vaginas, broken penii, and also listen as we describe the Top 5 reasons we'd love to be women; Moya even chips in with her Top5 reasons to be a dude.

Ep. 004 -- Top 5 Ways To Ruin Sex

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:42:00 -0800

Back after a long absence as we both had finals to deal with; and yes, we know the audio sucks as we had mic issues that came up after recording. In this episode, we feature the music of Buddha Bomb and also talk about masturbating in church, the ethics of price fixing, biology class hijinks, XMSiriius crappiness, the return of STP, our new website, and the Top 5 Ways to Ruin Sex; Mike's hypothetical choices and Gabe's autobiographical stories.

Ep. 003 -- Top 5 People To Drink A Beer (Smoke A Bowl) With

admin@top5podcast.com (Gabe & Mike) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0800

We go bloated in this episode, our longest yet; and yes we're still figuring out how to do our audio. Damn sparkling wine; sounds fem, but does the job. We discuss Best Buy warranties, banging chicks cross-country, MTV doing music, counting to 10 in different languages, Intel's Van Halen processor, Led Zeppelin doing something dumb, Wal-Mart pissing everyone off, Beatles coming to Rock Band, and more. Also, our Top 5 favorite people we'd love to have a beer with, or who Gabe would smoke a bowl with, whatever that means.