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Merry Christmas from Tootsie!

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:18:00 +0000

merry christmas to you and yours!!!!

-Tootsie

Pleasure Fashion Spotlight: Naughty or Nice

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:54:00 +0000

merry xmas eve-ning talkers! i hope you all have someone warm to cuddle under tonight on this frosty evening! to commemorate the celebration, i've decided to bring you a few of my fashion faves as ideas for all you ladies that are ready to be santa's little helpers. ;)

all of the chosen pieces can be found at 3wishes.com - lingerie, sexy costumes, and more. they have wide range of costumes that will make all your fantasies a little piece of reality. here are some of my faves for the season...

STRIPED SANTA

Reindeer Vixen Games

Present Pasties

Frosty the Snow Vixen

Christmas Fur

there are plenty more that i think are so cute, but i'd be here all day posting all of them. anyway, check it out! i'll let you all get back to your snuggle sessions of the season.

Sexual Astrology: The Captivating Capricorn

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:34:00 +0000

brrrrr!! winter's here and it's time for a new sun sign, the goat, to shine and show it's sexual self.

WOMEN: Don’t need much foreplay - you go straight from zero to WOW in nothing flat!
Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to dominate, you
like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into a rhythm,
lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on
getting here more than once. Also a scratcher and screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus,
Scorpio and Pisces.

MEN: Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is schemer,
not a screamer!). Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be
willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is
the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage
that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.

*TOOTSIE ADDS: with the placement of their erogenous zones, capricorn men love doggy style, as well as spanking. they have a mean sexual appetite that one must always be ready for!

information was obtained from: http://all-horoscope.blogspot.com/2008/07/capricorn-sexual-astrology.html
*Tootsie's personal advice given

TOOTSIE TURNS 1!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:20:00 +0000

yay!! today is tootsie's 1 year anny and i appreciate all your love and support you all have shown over the past year!! it feels like i just started the journey!!! keep the questions and support coming!!! i'll be posting for years to cum...i mean come. ;)

Happy World AIDS Day

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:17:00 +0000

on december 1, we celebrate World AIDS Day, remembering those that have been touched by this epidemic and also to make those aware of preventing the spread and the importance of testing.

i write about sex, but i also encourage each of you to take interest in your sexual health. wear a condom!!!!!! if you are sexually active, you should get tested every 3-6 months. getting tested for the disease may seem like the worst thing on earth, but NOT KNOWING your status is just as detrimental! testing centers are anonymous and pain free. some places even have the rapid test method, which is a simple gum and cheek swab. in 20 minutes, you'll know your status! that's it!! if you're in a relationship, get tested together! if you're married, get tested together!!! AIDS is not a gay disease, a black disease, a white disease...it's a deadly disease!

check out http://www.testtogether.org or http://www.rapituppresents.com to find out where your nearest testing center is located. and remember: BE SMART!!! WRAP IT UP! GET TESTED!

Food & Sexual Health

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:56:00 +0000

fellas, i know it's been a minute since i've dedicated a post to you all. forgive me. i just wanna make sure my ladies are well taken care of.

anyways, now that you're done bitching, i found an article that you'll find very interesting regarding you and that peni-cular tool you carry. are you aware that the foods you consume can very well help with your sexual functionality and health? check it...

"The best common vegetable for men’s sexual health has to be celery. Nearly every source that writes articles on good foods for mens sexual health cites celery as sexually beneficial. What really makes celery stand out is a potent hormone that it contains called andresterone.

Andresterone
Celery is unique because it contains the natural hormone “androsterone.” This is the same hormone that men naturally make in their bodies that stimulates sexual arousal in females.

So if you want your natural “smell” to make the women horny, then eat celery! While it is not known if celery has an actual “physical effect” on your body like giving you stronger erections or more semen production, this hormone does at least arouse women – that much is proven.

And of course the more a woman wants sex, the more her body will turn yours on. So in a circular kind of sexual way, celery does actually affect your psychological and then physical sexual responses!

There some vegetables that just look sexy, shaped like those that are shapped like a penis or phallus object, and celery is one of these. Asparagus and carrots are others (both good for your penis).

Celery has a mythological sexually stimulating history with the Romans and Swedes, and studies have shown that mythological or historically sexual foods tend to have some factual evidence behind them."

Source

Got Questions? Tootsie's Got Answers!

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:24:00 +0000

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The Island of Miss-FIT Toys, Pt. 1

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:24:00 +0000

it's the week before thanksgiving and i'm already in the holiday spirit! can you blame me? the atmosphere of lights, mistletoe, and being that little ho ho ho...ha! as i was cooking up my next post, i was on a search for toys myself...hehe. not the kind that little bobby or cindy lou who would talk to the grinch about stealing...the ones that bring joy to my...well, you get it. i need to re-up on my collection.

while doing my research, i came across this little sucker here...

it's the candy cane glass dildo. my eyes LIT up at this piece of art work. so smooth and yet, so useful! the price of one of these suckers (pun likely intended) will only run you $29.75!! that's it!!!

"Delicious in every way.

When you need an extra-special treat, this sleek and smooth pleasure wand is sure to tickle your taste buds. The Candy Cane features an 8" length with a slim 1.25" diameter. Use the straight end to tease and please or curved end for mouth-watering g-spot action. (The pronounced u-shape makes it absolutely perfect for prostate-play as well.) The Candy Cane is made from Borosilicate glass (more commonly known as Pyrex). It is non porous which makes it easy to clean and keep germ free.

Glass Pleasure Wands can be warmed or cooled to any desired temperature easily in water. Don Wands are not meant to be frozen but will retain heat for long periods of time. Your glass toy will last more than a lifetime when properly cared for. Don Wands glass is extremely durable and will not scratch easily. For added pleasure and comfort, always use with a personal lubricant." - Tabu Toys

men, take heed! if you're plannin' on takin' on some of that good christmas v'gine, why not come with something a little "extra sweet" for her to play with. i know i'm asking for one this season.

...excuse me while i go suck on a peppermint. *wink*

Source

Your Right to Noisy Sex (Dammit!)

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:26:00 +0000

do you get that good ish?

no, i mean that good ish that makes you scream and holler, tear the paint off the walls, screech like a banshee, then walk bowlegged later? you know...that ish that have your orgasms go from 0 to 60 in a matter of 3.24 seconds and end up feeling like this...

yeah. that's what i'm talkin' about! so, in line of providing you with the unique sex articles in the wonderful world of sex, here's a DOOZY!

so basically this lady over in the UK is speaking out bc the authorities have banned her from making noise during sex! ok wow...like any noise? wait, it gets better!

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as ''murder'' and ''unnatural'' and drowned out their neighbours' televisions.

Even the local postman and a woman, who walked past the house taking her child to school, complained and she was given a noise abatement order.

it's one thing to be loud, damn! is it that good?! lmao! now don't get me wrong; i've made this face a time or ten...

nevertheless this ain't about me! *wink*

tootsie says you have a right to be noisy during sex! however, if you sound like someone is stabbing you and tearing your legs off like the woman did her husband in the movie 'misery', you might wanna tone it down a few decibels. the ish is a HILARIOUS must-read to quench your sexual appetite.

bon appetit!

Source

Pleasure Fashion Spotlight: Jessica Rabbit

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:39:00 +0000

happy halloween tootsie talkers!

ladies, last time in our fashion look, i highlighted the dominatrix as our sexual character of delight. now in the season of costumes, why dress up like a dry, four armed mummy or leatherface? i thought it'd be fitting to highlight another on of my FAVE sexual characters known to man! she's none other than JESSICA RABBIT.
jessica rabbit was a character from the novel who censored roger rabbit and the movie who framed roger rabbit? who could forget the dame on the microphone that made women want to be her and men want to bone her? her character oozed sex, with her voluptuous curves, that sexy, red pout, veronica lake-esqe hair style that covered one eye. and who could forget that RED DRESS with the uber high split and sexy stilettos?! she left a lot to the imagination (well, what was left after it burned from the dirty thoughts). and let's not forget miss rabbit was SO popular, they named the forever loved "rabbit" vibrator that debut on hbo's sex and the city some years back. some bitches are just lucky! :)

so in her honor today, i've decided to bring you a few fashion ideas you can spruce up to debut and unleash your jessica rabbit at tonight's halloween bash or your own private affair w/your man at home.

where to buy:

Dress and gloves $289: Custom Exotic Wear
http://customexoticwear.com/id14.html

Wig $45: Karen's Wig International on eBay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300347062744

Chanel Mademoiselle Perfume $80: Sephora
http://www.sephora.com/

Pleasure Article Spotlight: 5 Reasons Why Men Liked Being Called Daddy

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:56:00 +0000

photo source: Naughty Tees

one thing i love about the freedom of writing an advice blog is the fact that you can bring your opinions to the table, but also discover new answers that you definitely didn't know about. i don't claim to know it all, by far. just like those that text and email me a bunch of questions for advice, i too, do the same. i always want to know more about what makes us sexually "tick".

one of the biggest questions i had as a woman is WHY men like to be called "daddy" during sex. now, for those that are going to comment and take this literally, not every person will do this. this is strictly circumstantial and generalized. however, from what I KNOW, men like it. it's one of those unwritten rules that hasn' t been clearly defined. men beat it and tell us to say it, we (ladies) do it (sometimes - ha!). sometimes if it's JUST THAT GOOD, we'll say it on our own.

now i will admit, some of us just like to be dominated in the bedroom and be that innocent girl that is being "punished". now for the sickos, it ain't a daddy-daughter relationship (nasty bastards). it's just something being faced down, ass up, your hair interlocked in between his fingers and you in mid drool and yelp screaming "daddy". well talkers, i found the answer!

today's highlight comes from an article written by blogger BlogXilla. in it, he details from a man's perspective, why on earth it titillates their senses so much. here's a sneak peek:

When it comes to sex, just call me “Daddy Long Stroke”. I’ll admit it, I love it when my lady calls me daddy during sex, and I never really had a problem getting any of my women to call me daddy during sex. But, I have noticed a lot of women say they don’t understand the phenomenon. So allow me to splain it to you. Here are 5 reasons men like to be called daddy during sex.

The James Evans Factor: Think about dads of old. Back when being a father was common in the urban community and not something to be rewarded. I think power, respect, compentence. When I think of fathers I think of a man who takes care of home. A man who protects her so good its sexy. James Evans was the type of father who you knew would beat that ass. He had a look that would send chills up your spine. So when my lady calls me daddy I feel like superman like right at that moment while I’ll all in her ribs with the manxilla. I’m her protector, I’m her super man.

Kiss My Boo Boo: Ever girl needs their daddy. So when my lady calls me daddy she’s telling me she needs me. She needs me to kiss her to make her feel better, she’s telling me she needs me to drive the manxilla deeper inside of her, to make all of her troubles go away.

All Girls Say It: Another one of the main reasons men like to be called daddy is because all girls have said this at one time or another. I think y’all know what that phrase is: “You ain’t my daddy” well now that’s not what you said last night. I know for me, once a girl says that to me, it is now my goal to make her not only call me daddy, but to make her scream it. Once she screams daddy ain’t much else she can say after that.

you can read the rest of the article here

Pleasure Position Spotlight: The Bum Lift

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:37:00 +0000

Photo courtesy of Come As You Are

assume the position. today's pleasure position spotlight is one that i think you'll enjoy, if you do it right. today we have the bum lift.

aight so i'm sure some of you are thinking this looks easy. it is, but sometimes it doesn't take the most complicated ariel acrobatic positions to acheieve the same, if not, better results. Click here
if you want the challenging positions.

what's good about this position, ladies is it allow him to angle your pelvis forward and thrusting deeper. fellas, holding her under the boo-tay gives you the ultimate control of speed and depth with a lot less input or "help" from your partner. ladies, the best revenge is to tighten your muscles while you're this close, also. as he thrusts in, as he slides out, tighten your PC muscles like and choke his shaft! this is his timethis position is EVEN BETTER if (ladies) you wrap your legs around him. Then let him scoop under you. mmm! this allows you to get that close body-to-body friction you're yearning for.

ladies, the best thing for you to do is hold on! i gave you the best possible advice i can give you without losing that round. all in all, both parties will enjoy the closeness and appreciate the friction that sparks between you with this simple trick.

ta-ta...

Sexual Astrology: Super Sexy Scorpio

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:26:00 +0000

photo by: Rudi Everts (Australian artist)

october 23 - november 22
hang on to y'draws! the most sexual sign of the zodiac's time has arrived! scorpios need no introduction! if you've ever found yourselves in a rendezvous with one, you KNOW the sex is nothing short of fantastic! today talkers, i bring you the sexual characteristics of the scorpio. enjoy.

male characteristics
"They say that Scorpio man is a lustful beast, wild and uncompromising in bed. No taboos, no restrictions and maximum pleasure - it's all that matters to him. As you might have noticed, Scorpio is an expert in love making and he takes it all pretty serious. So if you are not quite ready for extreme experience - just don't, as there will be no place to escape him later. Sometimes he may cross the border and treat you quite rough. Some Scorpios like to restrain their partner and act quite aggressive. Not that he is not able to stop; he doesn't want it, because nothing is more enjoyable for him than pain and sex."

female characteristics
"Be ready for a long night, guys! She may start whispering her deepest sexual fantasies, biting your ears and caressing you under your belly in the most unexpected moment. Scorpio woman will do anything to make this date unforgettable. Nobody could convince her that sex can be reduced to a number of acrobatic exercises. No doubt, she will wear the sexiest lingerie and fetish outfit being in the intimate atmosphere. She wants to experience strong feelings to its depth and nothing can stop her from fulfilling these innermost urges. Pain is not what Scorpio fears; it's more like an expression of her ultimate fantasy. This woman adores watching her partner satisfying himself and she truly can shy away any man who fell under her magnetism."

erogenous zones

the sex organs
"You shouldn' t be ingenious to find the most sensitive Scorpion's zones. The slight stroke of his penis can drive him wild. And nothing can turn him on more than oral petting."

sexual positions
"Hot-tempered Scorpio can the most insatiable lover among all Zodiac signs. His temperament is best revealed in Reverse Amazon position. He will lay his partner on his back and sit on the top facing his partner from behind. In this position his lover can stimulate his genitals while the top will be sliding along his body with breasts. Give in to Scorpio desires, he can just wear you out changing from oral stimulation to deep penetration. When he starts sexual play he likes to bite and pinch, enjoying your moaning and twisting about in pain and satisfaction. Scorpio can offer you bondage play, restraining you to the bed and playing with sensory devices. Itâ€™s better to stop, if you are not sure about his intentions, because once you are in his bed there is no way to escape from his charms."

all source information was obtained from: http://www.sex-astrology.com/

Article Highlight - "The Taste Below the Waist"

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:45:00 +0000

i came...across this hillllllarious article written by Trixie Bethlehem-Doppelganger, Skip "The Semen King" Elsheimer, and Gerta Stern titled "Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist." the human body is very interesting, especially what and the way we secrete when we cum. while this is the phenomena to some, the true test is the taste. this one of five senses will determine if a man or woman will want to partake in pressing their face into your crotch. men and women have told me time and time again that they don't give head because they are afraid of what the person will taste like. this day and time, i'm not surprised.

going back to this article, Trixie, Gerta, and Skip decided to survey a number of men and women to have them describe the taste of cum. here are the hilarious responses:

"1. Females describe semen:
"Ajax cleaner"

"maybe salty"

"smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed."

"thick Clorox"

"rancid Elmer's glue"

"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"

"It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like)."

"Indescribable."

"It tasted like a thick, globby beer."

"I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times." - shawty is a pro. ok, continue.

"It tasted quite salty."

"I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!"

"It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste."

"Semen had a taste of its own...Sometimes it's more spicy than other times; sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it gives me the sensation that I just chewed on a balloon."

"Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot."

"Kind of like salty soft snot."

"4. Males describe vaginal secretions:
"Lemony."

"Like the ocean."

"Cheerios."

"Have you ever put your tongue on the end of a battery? Like an alkaline battery."

"Like electricity, when you put a pop top from a soda can between your braces."

"Tangy."

"Like semen (salty), but better. Zesty."

"Tastes like glass."

"Whipped bananas and ginger ale."

"Similar to licking a non-bleeding wound. Sort of a salty, musty, yet sweet taste. It varies."

"Honestly I don't remember the taste. The smell was all I could think about."

"A little fishy in taste, but that could be related to the smell."

"Depending on the woman and the time of the month, there can be a slight non-salty blood taste or a tangy battery taste."

"Bitter."

"It's not so much a taste, it's a smell. Kind of like a musty armpit but not really as offensive. Actually it might taste like a musty armpit too, I'll have to check it and get back to you."

i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. cum typically varies from person to person. ladies, jamie foxx clowned us in one of his stand up comedies when he said (paraphrased) "you know you have a good dick sucker when she can tell you what you ate that day." for women, it's the same. depending on what our body is going through (i.e. hormone changes, PH balance) at the time of the feast, sans the yeast, depends on what we will taste like.

tootsie can't confirm what vaginal secretions taste like, but she can DEFINITELY attest that semen taste salty, with a gooey consistency. i only know because i was surprised...don't judge me 0:-)

stay tuned when i highlight ways for guys to make their semen taste and smell a little more presentable. save us women from suffering from dehydration from sodium intake.

im just kidding.

...but for real...

source: http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/10/semen.htm

Why Women Have Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:17:00 +0000

"the way to get over one man is to get under a new one"

-Carrie, Sex & the City

toots here. i had an interesting article sent to me that i thought i'd share with you. ladies, pull up a chair; men, take notes!

TIME magazine posted an article titled "Why Women Have Sex". those of us that know our sexual selves know the answer to this phenomenon. women have sex because we are tired of you asking (guys), so we just do it to shut you up, we saw a porno that turned us on so badly we wanted to compete with the big booty species in the flick, you cheated and we want to make you jealous, we have an attachment to you or hell, WE JUST WANTED SOME! there are plenty other reasons why we have sex, but i'll let TIME explain a little more.

"Both women and men have sex because they are physically attracted to the person, for pure pleasure, because they are in love, or simply because they are horny. But within the overall similarity, I'd say women's sexuality tends to be more linked with love and emotional bonding. Women, more than men, like sex when there's some kind of emotional connection. Men were more likely to have sex simply because the opportunity presented itself. Women tend to be pickier, especially for short-term sexual encounters. And men are more motivated to have sex to boost their status among their peers, although some women in our study also had sex for precisely this reason.

The most frequent reasons include: sexual attraction to the person, the desire for physical pleasure, to express affection, to express their love for a person or because they were sexually aroused and wanted release.

It's a cliché that "the good men are all taken, permanent bachelors or gay." And there's some truth to this. The number of truly desirable and available men is limited. So women are in sexual competition with other women for access to the most desirable men."
Source: Click here for the full article.

all this information is interesting, but it's not new news. we as women have known this for centuries! i believe we knew how to orgasm before men find out...but that's just my opinion. (wink). yes, we women are complex creatures. this is true. however, if we had simple minds like our counterparts, sex on our minds would look like this:

Sexual Astrology: Super Sensual Libra

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:41:00 +0000

photo by: Rudi Everts (Australian artist)

september 23 - october 22

this month, we are celebrating the super sensual libra. libras are super sexy people that are the masters of foreplay. they love the tantric eroticism in sex. today kids, tootsie will highlight the sexual characteristics of the libra. enjoy.

male characteristics

"If your man is Libra you will never regret you managed to get in his bed. Your pleasure is the main thing for him, and he will do everything to satisfy you, even if this is going to take the whole night."

"A man Libra, as well as a woman born under this sign hate hurry. He likes long and sensual foreplay. Relax and enjoy it. He knows female anatomy, he has active erotic imagination and intuition."

"Though he is quire skinny he has a great deal of stamina. You will be satisfied and you will beg for mercy."

"Did you forget to take birth-control pill? Don't worry. He will agree to use condom, but if you don't have one he will find a good way to get pleasure without risks: mutual masturbation, oral sex or some other way to achieve orgasm."

"He likes watching erotic scenes. He likes looking at other couples -heterosexual or homosexual -making love. He likes making love in a room with mirrors as this creates an illusion of presence of some other people in the room. He might ask you to wear a mask so that to change appearance - he likes diversity."

"Libra has two scales, so people who were born under this sign often balance between two sexes - they often turn out to be bisexual."

"Since he often refuses sex (waits until he is in an appropriate mood) he likes exotic masturbation. "

female characteristics

"Libra hates hurrying and she likes slow sex. She does not like spontaneity or brutality - never suggest her having sex in a car or in a public place! She prepares for sex like for a performance - she does consider bedroom to be a stage where she plays the main role.
Before sex she takes bath with aromatic oils, dusts her belly, shaves her genitalia, gets on sexy lingerie, so she prepares very thoroughly. She creates erotic atmosphere in the room - candles, pillows, aroma lamps, beautiful sheets. She might even prepare a scenario of your night of love."

"She likes making love in a room with big mirrors. She likes it when she lies on her belly and the lover strokes her back and buttocks tenderly. Then she will turn to let him caress her breast."

"A woman who was born under this sign has strong vaginal muscles and she can use them for more satisfying sex. She can contract the muscles to envelope the penis and relaxes them when needed. Some women do that so well, that a man can cum even without intercourse."

"She likes sweeties. Apply some honey to your penis, she will like its taste. By the way, do not touch her head during oral sex - she has very sensitive head and your touches are likely to seem unpleasant to her."

"Being delighted with her body she can even turn on looking at it, so she often masturbates and does that with great pleasure."

"She is very inventive and her fantasies might shock you. She can put a silk scarf in your anus and then she will take it off when you cum or she can use a vibe on your anus while performing oral sex. She likes sex toys, sexy wear, role plays, ticklers, some fetish elements, you will never get bored with her."

erogenous zones

lower back and the buttocks
"You can easily distinguish Libra, as they have the sightliest buttocks. In the most intimate moment gently tap on their butt, tingling it archly. You can spice him up if you touch him with you nipples on the lower back."

sexual positions
"Libras are very romantic and don't need a naked eroticism. They get excited feeling the intrigue of bedroom art. A missionary position may be the best suited for Libra. The most comfortable and common way is to enjoy love making, while caressing each other in the most intimate parts. Sex for him is not a session of acrobatic poses but more an art of sensual play. When he explores your innermost curves, gently touching your breasts and stroking you with the feather you are the only one he can think about. Foreplay is his strongest point. Nobody could be so tender and perceptive to your desires and bating his partners breath in utmost ecstasy."

all source information was obtained from: http://www.sex-astrology.com/

Pleasure Fashion Spotlight: The Dominatrix

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:14:00 +0000

she's sexy, strong, with an unmatched libido to drive any man crazy. she's dominant and submits to no one. she makes any and all men beg...on their knees, of course.

welcome back, talkers. i realize that we all have different sexual characters within us that are programmed in our DNA. for the ladies, some are sweet and shy school girls, waiting for her punishment. some are the strong sexual being, exuding the flavor and taste of sex. from that inspiration, i've decided to highlight a few sexy pieces aligned with a specific character. today's spotlight: the dominatrix.

today's highlighted pieces are the body-shaping corset, sexy, sheer thigh-high stocking, lace panties and garter, the 5-inch high heel, and of course, the red lipstick. channeling angelina jolie (circa billy bob era), each piece uses black, a symbol of strength and power. all pieces may be substituted for another (i.e. lace bra instead of corset, thigh-high boots instead of pumps). either way it goes, the dominatrix in you will be ready to tie him down to surrender.

have i sparked inspiration yet? good. now go get him...

...don't forget the black trench coat, black satin gloves, and black shades.

I Had To

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:52:00 +0000

tootsie's advice: no cottage cheese for my lunch tomorrow.

the.end. (take it how you want it)

The Forgotten Spot

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:01:00 +0000

for as long as i've imparted my wisdom and knowledge of sex, i've realized even Tootsie herself hasn't ~~slobbed~~ covered in detail the one forgotten spot that women forget to cover in their sexual conquest of dominating a man in the bedroom.

*pauses*

please, forgive me.

now that you're over it, i'm speaking directly to the ladies that don't mind putting her hair in a good bun or ponytail and giving her man some deep-throat, neck breaking, jaw sticking head. for all the ~~scary girls~~ ladies who don't, that's ok...just take notes anyway.

when you give your man head, do you lick his balls too? if you've answered with a rip-roaring hell yeah, then you're in great shape. however, unless you're just a freak like that, i RARELY EVER HEAR ANYONE TALK ABOUT THE PERINEUM!

to school you: men and women have this area. however, we're talking about men, in this case. it's the area UNDER a man's balls, right above his anus. there's nothing there (except if there's a forest of crispy, curly pubic hair that he refuses to shave!!!) anyway...

ladies it's just a spot, but it's uber sensitive. it's filled with nerves that will make him go crazy if touched, stroked, or licked. under all those nerves lies his prostate gland, and if you touch it right, he may scream like a bitch (haha...just playin...not really).

nevertheless, don't FORGET ABOUT THIS SPOT when treating your man to his daily/weekly/monthly/anniversary head that you give him. take your time and rub your fingers lightly across this area. if you decide to give him head, skip the dick altogether and focus on that spot alone. you want to build anticipation...not go in straight for it (unless he wants you to).

the best thing to do is tease this area (remember: make it wet) with your lips and tongue. and don't be afraid to suck on it. it's just a spot. you can double up and do the perineum and balls back and forth. once his toes crack, then go up for the shaft, and lick straight up like a lollipop to the tip, then suck. while you suck, take two fingers and rub the spot at the same time.

please don't forget to send tootsie the invite to your wedding after he proposes.

no need to thank me...you're already welcome.

Should Men Wipe it Off?

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:00:00 +0000

i was thinking to myself the other day about the differences in men and women when it comes to their bodies and cleanliness. now ladies, we all know that men pee and shake the excess off afterwards, put it back in, zip it up, and he's done. ok *blank stare* think about the vadge for a sec. think about the time you had to go soooo bad while you were on a long road trip and had to pee on the side of the road with no tp. what did you do? you had to "shake" it until it was dry, right? did you feel clean? i should hope not! we have to wipe to get dry. so my question is: why do we think that a guy can FLING his shaft around with pee pee on the tip and think that's sufficient? hear me out...

we all know men have it a lot more simpler than we do, ladies. we've clearly come to grips with this notion. however, for all of us who give head, THINK ABOUT IT!!!! fellas, could you eat someone's pussy after she peed and just "shook" off the excess?? ok then, would it hurt to take a few pieces of tissues and just wipe off what's left?

...just a thought.

Tootsie's Talkin' - Manscaping

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:38:00 +0000

fellas, let's rap for a second. as the Y chromosome that you are, some of you (I SAID SOME) have been ~~brainwashed~~ taught that a man is a man and he doesn't do womanly things (i.e. trim hairs, freshen down there, etc.). we as women get it. you all are so stuck in you "he-man/woman hater" thoughts that the mere thought of you even removing the hair that sprouted back in 1991 would be an ATROCITY!

guys, i have news for you: cut the b/s! there is nothing wrong with a man that wants to take care of himself. there is nothing gay about you wanting to be and smell clean. let's face it: ya'll have balls that swing and sweat. that's more keys on your rack than a woman's so you have more to...well dammit, you know what i mean!!!

then comes in "manscaping". this term is used to describe when a man shoot, shaves, cuts, or kills any hair anywhere on his body. this can be eyebrows (whatever floats your boat), ears, stomachs, etc. what tootsie is referring to today is in the pube region of your bodies.

now guys, don't think i'm trying to feminize you whatsoever. however, some women (i said SOME) would appreciate it if you could and would just "tidy" it up a lil bit down that way. i'm not sayin' get all in your crack, but tend to that forest down below! just like ya'll don't want to see fredrick douglas down there on our areas, we would rather not see him on yours neither. thanks.

on that note, imma leave you with a very WISE and obvious quote from karrine steffans:
The fact is, penises are not the prettiest or best-smelling things in the world, sometimes, and our men may need a little help with their manscaping, among other things ... like not gagging us half to death with the hair down there! Introduce him to the products and rituals that can help you be at ease down south and, soon, he'll like it too! Trimming, waxing, wipes, powder and alcohol-free scented products are a great start. Let your mate know that there is nothing feminine about taking extra special care of his special place, but also, please let him know it's not so special right after he finishes playing ball with the boys! Ugh!
Source:Mediatakeout: Brain-ology 101

Toss My Salad!

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:25:00 +0000

toots,

imma dude with a couple questions for ya:

1) how do you toss a salad?

2) when is it the right time to toss a girl's salad?

and bonus

3) do you think a girl should toss a guy's salad?

mmm...good question there young feller! wonder why no one has asked this question yet!!! well a sista is here to help you out.

for those that are ~~slow~~ unaware of what salad tossing is, here it be:

to be blunt and nasty in a nice way, it's when someone licks or eats out your boo-tay hole with their tongue. then there what's called a "rim job" in which someone licks around the anal area. *note: for the sake of everyone keeping their lunches, i'll refrain from telling you what the term "salad tossing" means in jail. ::devilish grin with a ping:: :-D*

fella, if you eat pussy, you can eat ass...plain and simple. there's a line, there's an entrance, lick around it, tease it, etc. now, the ass is special b/c the nerves around the anal area are more highly sensitive than you think. brother, just because your washcloth and charmin rubs up against it doesn't mean a tongue will feel the same way ::shivers::

NOW, WHEN you should do it is a VERY sensitive subject. you know better than to lick any pussy that purrs your way, so imagine an ass. the ass MUST be clean...and sometimes, even a good scrub IMO is not enough. a good enema, a good grief i-washed-my-ass wash in full effect, and an open mind will do. everything else will be fair game.

as far as a woman tossing a man's salad, that's solely up to the consenting parties. i have no problem with it. i don't suggest a woman SURPRISE her man when he's bending down drying off his ankles out the shower and ::BAM:: you go in for the kill. it's something the two need to talk about first...however if you're just too drunk to talk, hell why not...

SURPRISE!! :)

this is my two ¢ents of the day.

Pleasure Reading Spotlight: The Vixen Manual

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 +0000

yeah talkers, she's back! the self-proclaimed "video vixen" aka superhead aka karrine steffans released her third book the vixen manual: how to find, seduce, & keep the man you want. i can't lie: i bought the book the DAY it was released. i'm nosy...sue me.

the vixen manual is a book written with a number of stories, metaphors, and vixen tips about RELATIONSHIPS & SEX. i. kid. you. not. karrine steffans is giving us women relationship advice. now, she doesn't claim to be this self-professed angel that knows it all. she wants people to learn from her mistakes and misfortunes and learn what NOT to do. she said it, i'm just reiterating.

not only that, she gives an in depth look at her FAVE sex positions. now ya'll know there had to be a catch to this pleasure spotlight item. she all told us how she can make a man cum in 3.4 seconds flat (ok, i'm exaggerating...5.7) from giving them head. ladies, we all saw what happened w/mr. marcus. *wink*

nevertheless, i read it and i have to give superhead her props: the bitch got it together. i had a smug look on my face when i bought the book and a raised eyebrow when i started reading. by the time i finished the first chapter, i was speechless. competent and on point. WE ALL could learn things from this book.

you can read chapter 1 here:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31851977

as far as the sex, she gives details on giving head, riding, and how to make anal sex painless (see toot'd up ass photo below). now this book isn't full of sexcapades, with nut-on-chin details might i add. hell, you don't even get to the sex until the middle of the book! superhead is married now!

overall, i enjoyed it. for $27.99, i'd better! the book will definitely make you think about what you do for your man. you can grab the vixen manual in your local barnes & noble™ store.

There's no business like HO business

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:40:00 +0000

"It's not just sex -- it's an adventure."

-- Dennis Hof, owner and operator of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

move over hef! in come dennis "big d" hof. that's right! dennis hof is the founder of the nevada whorehouse the moonlite bunny ranch. celebrating its 55th anniversary in business, "america's cathouse" is one of nevada's biggest tourist adult attraction loaded with women that are the "fast food" business of sex. whatever tickles your pickle, these girls do it. parties, orgies, blow jobs, three somes, tantric sex, phone sex, fantasy and fetish. you name the deed, they name the price. man or woman, skinny or fat, no one too old. want to have a father-son night out on the town? take a trip to the bunny ranch and have a foursome!

featured on HBO™, the bunny ranch reality series features interviews, phone convos, and negotiations with various bunnybabes at "work". one example was a 59 year old woman that was sent to the ranch by her HUSBAND. her husband wasn't able to get it up or please her anymore, so he said before he sent to her to another man, he'd send her to a woman. and she did just that! nothing shocks the hookers in the moonlite bunny ranch.

you MUST check this out! it is CRAZY how these women live, eat, and breathe sex 24-7, 365 days a year! check 'em out at http://www.bunnyranch.com/ for more information, to book your girl, or check your local listings on HBO™.

source: facts and information can be obtained from http://www.bunnyranch.com

Did you miss me???

noreply@blogger.com (Tootsie) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:33:00 +0000

stop what you're doing: tootsie is back!! i've taken a lil time off to let the creative juices flow (and flow they did!). i'm back to bring you some new discoveries. from books, to hookers, to toys, to gripes, i have a lot of fun-filled orgasmic things to share!

strap yourselves in that sex swing and get ready to RIDE. ;)