tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50623164226702587972012-02-16T07:22:39.635-02:00Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.comBlogger140125tooscohttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-87514477078673841342011-01-27T11:11:00.001-03:002011-01-27T11:11:02.208-03:00<p align="center"><img height="500" alt="Bradesco - Mensagem Subliminar" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TUF884srSXI/AAAAAAAACCw/vgluDf1PVbI/bradesco_logo%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /> </p> <p>Depois falam que tudo aquilo foi acidente e que os conspiradores est&#227;o errados...</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-8751447707867384134?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=3xhMj8Mtpxc:MB5yYDuQUq4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/3xhMj8Mtpxc" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com1http://www.toosco.net/2011/01/mensagem-subliminar-no-bradesco.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-7676283772587852372011-01-19T13:45:00.001-03:002011-01-19T13:45:59.875-03:00<p>J&#225; pensou em aprender a falar e escrever TUDO em ingl&#234;s?</p> <p>O ToOsco te ensina, de gra&#231;a e rapidamente!</p> <p>Veja, a&#237; embaixo est&#225; um guia pr&#225;tico de como falar TUDO em ingl&#234;s:</p> <center><img height="150" alt="Tudo em ingl&#234;s" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TTcVO9lkVKI/AAAAAAAAB_U/sf2DSQop9BE/image2.png?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /> </center> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-767628377258785237?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=TC2TJEoES8A:vwqf2yOqrjc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/TC2TJEoES8A" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2011/01/como-falar-e-escrever-tudo-em-ingles.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-26381684741270967042011-01-10T15:51:00.000-03:002011-01-10T15:51:05.799-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcKd-_T-KkM/TStUSPKdbAI/AAAAAAAAAuk/_v24Dmz2_bU/s1600/magico_de_oz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcKd-_T-KkM/TStUSPKdbAI/AAAAAAAAAuk/_v24Dmz2_bU/s1600/magico_de_oz.jpg" /></a></div>Se tinha uma garotinha lá, ela já foi estuprada pelo povo da prisão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-2638168474127096704?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=HCDP4KKbCZA:ytSqBX0HPTg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/HCDP4KKbCZA" height="1" width="1"/>Hockhaynnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09792538321644295392noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2011/01/o-lado-mau-do-magico-de-oz.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-69142886659104653842010-07-26T23:54:00.001-03:002010-07-26T23:54:46.118-03:00<center><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="A Evolu&#231;&#227;o dos players de m&#250;sica" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TE5KdOsMwjI/AAAAAAAAB0M/vwUiPpynpqA/music_players%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /><dl>Como os players de m&#250;sica se evoluem</dl></center> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-6914288665910465384?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=qV0UfnDVpjM:EoJJDcFXFDQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/qV0UfnDVpjM" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/07/evolucao-dos-players-de-musica.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-84669463756084883782010-07-25T13:26:00.001-03:002010-07-25T13:26:44.700-03:00<p>J&#225; percebeu que a m&#250;sica n&#227;o &#233; a mesma de sempre? Voc&#234; pode at&#233; lembrar de artistas antigos que fizeram sucesso durante anos, mas nunca se lembrar&#225; dos artistas que fizeram 'sucesso' nos &#250;ltimos 10 anos. Por qu&#234;? <br />Veja a hist&#243;ria da M&#250;sica Internacional:</p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="Bandas Internacionais dos Anos 60 e 70" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TExli4Cp9ZI/AAAAAAAABz8/giebQLrNajk/Bandas_Anos_60_e_70%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /></p> <dl>M&#250;sica dos Anos 60 e 70</dl> <p>Nos anos 60 e 70, o destaque foi para o Rock: Beatles, Elvis Presley, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath... At&#233; a&#237;, tudo bem.</p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="Bandas Internacionais dos Anos 80" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TExlmqsevlI/AAAAAAAAB0A/mxyeO5yeYJA/Bandas_Anos_80%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /></p> <dl>M&#250;sica dos Anos 80</dl> <p>Nos anos 80, a coisa come&#231;a a ficar louca: Discotecas, M&#250;sica Pop, mas ainda existia o Rock 'n' Roll.</p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="Bandas Internacionais dos Anos 90" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TExlrKc2cJI/AAAAAAAAB0E/TBnIP97ah0U/Bandas_Anos_90%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /></p> <dl>M&#250;sica dos Anos 90</dl> <p>Anos 90: Algum bando de Aliens abduziu um bando de humanos e estes voltaram com m&#250;sicas malucas. Mesmo assim, algumas bandas ainda conseguiam tocar algo que prestasse.</p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="Bandas do S&#233;culo XXI" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TExlwilc_6I/AAAAAAAAB0I/MJQFgCg6GPI/Bandas_Sec_XXI%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /></p> <dl>M&#250;sica Atuais <s>(que vergonha)</s></dl> <p>Os Aliens, n&#227;o satisfeitos, se disfar&#231;aram e substitu&#237;ram os humanos. A coisa ficou louca: Ningu&#233;m faz sucesso por mais de 1 ano e ningu&#233;m &#233; lembrado depois disso. (Isso explica a imagem: tamb&#233;m n&#227;o me lembro de quem fez sucesso entre 2000 e 2008). Essas s&#227;o as pr&#243;ximas figuras que ser&#227;o esquecidas pela TV, pelas r&#225;dios, pela internet e por voc&#234;s.</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-8466946375608488378?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=QD5PRk7yjII:GDiT8pkZPKI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/QD5PRk7yjII" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/07/evolucao-da-musica-internacional.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-50633989365592128552010-06-25T14:27:00.001-03:002010-06-25T14:27:46.150-03:00<p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="240" alt="Dia sem Globo" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TCTm5LIJ8GI/AAAAAAAABzs/YnyRe-l3j1g/Dia_sem_Globo%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="320" border="0" /></p> <dl>Dia SEM GLOBO e o seu sucesso!</dl> <p></p> <p>A maior emissora do Brasil foi amea&#231;ada de perder <u>TODA</u> a sua audi&#234;ncia! Tudo isso por causa do Twitter! </p> <p><strong>E voc&#234;, Dieguito, o que tem a dizer?</strong></p> <p>&#160;</p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="500" alt="A Promessa de Maradona!" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TCTm9bC7qwI/AAAAAAAABzw/izFu3NiGia0/promessa_maradona%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /> </p> <p><strong>E a campanha realmente deu resultado...</strong></p> <p align="center"><a href="http://rd1audiencia.com/rd1-audiencia/brasil-x-portugal-garante-50-pontos-em-belo-horizonte/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="824" alt="Audi&#234;ncia BRASIL VS PORTUGAL" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TCTnBsgG5iI/AAAAAAAABz0/mO4sEfLRgJ0/Audiencia_BRASIL_VS_PORTUGAL%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" border="0" /></a> </p> <p><strong>... ou n&#227;o!</strong></p> <p align="center"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="320" alt="Maradona triste" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/TCTnD7GF3ZI/AAAAAAAABz4/7H6-qs01VnQ/Maradona_triste%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="320" border="0" /></p> <dl>&quot;Que peninha&quot;</dl> <p></p> <p>&#201;... parece que ele queria ficar pelado...</p> <p>Talvez numa pr&#243;xima, Dieguito, num dia em que movimentos via internet fizerem algum efeito (conhecido pelos idosos como &quot;Dia de S&#227;o Nunca&quot;)</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-5063398936559212855?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=O2-B1prlbPs:KdkHgZ3Qi_4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/O2-B1prlbPs" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/06/diasemglobo-fail.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-56472731188802896862010-05-10T17:06:00.002-03:002010-05-10T17:10:53.385-03:00<center><img style="CLEAR: both; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: block; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" height="104" alt="Calendário Sacana" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-hnDm728zI/AAAAAAAABzU/3VoAQqMzSls/cal01%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" border="0" /> <img style="CLEAR: both; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: block; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" height="460" alt="cal02" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-hnGNe_quI/AAAAAAAABzY/Ipxtr-TwCKQ/cal02%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" border="0" /> <img style="CLEAR: both; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: block; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" height="460" alt="cal03" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-hnIS6T7sI/AAAAAAAABzc/jk5hIEEz-WA/cal03%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" border="0" /><img height="460" alt="cal04" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-hnK0At9CI/AAAAAAAABzg/0N8UBW1-tgA/cal04%5B12%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" border="0" style="margin:0; padding:0;" /><img style="CLEAR: both; PADDING: 0px; DISPLAY: block; margin:0px" height="460" alt="cal05" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-hnNoZk-oI/AAAAAAAABzk/kwOvGXOJFyA/cal05%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" border="0" /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-5647273118880289686?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=KSIOmboyIIU:Qs9lBl-g39s:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/KSIOmboyIIU" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/05/mensagem-subliminar-no-calendario.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-31368651859902033472010-05-09T17:08:00.003-03:002010-05-09T17:12:30.406-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-cWgeMi5SI/AAAAAAAABy8/X1ssTM8bQlg/s800/resolver_problema_pc.jpg" border="0" alt="Computador travando? Veja como resolver. "id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469365019582063906" /><dl>"Como resolver o travamento do seu computador"</dl></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-3136865185990203347?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=CXanywl6V6o:tv59-2rZLpk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/CXanywl6V6o" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/05/computador-travando-como-resolver.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-25596729127745640842010-05-07T11:57:00.002-03:002010-05-07T12:05:01.130-03:00Para estragar completamente o que já era ruim, basta criar uma versão 'Kids' para ele. Veja:<br /><br /><center><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-QqjvYfGfI/AAAAAAAABxY/_IzLCPZBjCQ/kids-flintstone.jpg"/><dl>Flintstone Kids</dl><br /><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-Qq6MIpFHI/AAAAAAAABx4/cucn7z7SGWE/s800/kids-tom-jerry.jpg"/><dl>Tom & Jerry Kids</dl><br /><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S-QqjLl5jKI/AAAAAAAABxQ/fGpK9DM7rQs/kids-dragon_ball.jpg"/><dl>Dragon Ball Kids</dl></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-2559672912774564084?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=vWzUFUZKVEU:xcQyMg76O-4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/vWzUFUZKVEU" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/05/como-estragar-um-desenho-animado.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-24095419881353076782010-04-20T14:23:00.001-03:002010-04-20T14:27:22.211-03:00<h3>&quot;Tempo &eacute; dinheiro.&quot;<br/>Trabalhadores n&atilde;o t&ecirc;m tempo para nada.<br/> Os vagabundos t&ecirc;m todo o tempo do mundo. <br/>Logo, os vagabundos t&ecirc;m mais dinheiro que os trabalhadores. </h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-2409541988135307678?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=D7Riqtcfi7Y:VlFPO5kZxXQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/D7Riqtcfi7Y" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/04/pensamento-do-dia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-14303207551634890662010-03-31T20:49:00.003-03:002010-04-20T14:27:05.077-03:00<h3>"A maioria dos acidentes de trânsito envolve homens porque as mulheres não conseguem tirar a carteira de habilitação"</h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-1430320755163489066?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=T0sxTGcxmwQ:QOVjgs4NRVo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/T0sxTGcxmwQ" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/03/pensamento-do-dia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-7633792274184713292010-03-17T12:19:00.002-03:002010-03-17T12:22:39.240-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S6DzEPhSnlI/AAAAAAAABwM/C3Eq67huqSM/s800/toscoo-parente.jpg" border="0" alt="Toscoo.com"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449622803329490514" /><br /><dl>Toscoo.com - Nosso primo?</dl></center><br /><br />Não acredita? Veja: <a href="http://toscoo.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.toscoo.com</a><br /><br />*Falta de criatividade é uma merda mesmo, não?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-763379227418471329?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=0VpzhdEEDuo:OjAFj2s8ezI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/0VpzhdEEDuo" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/03/nosso-primo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-22025569818637078582010-02-18T07:22:00.002-03:002010-02-18T07:25:20.753-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S30VFIlCVxI/AAAAAAAABs0/u4VWBjZKgaI/s800/linguagem_de_sinais.jpg" border="0" alt="Linguagem de Sinais"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439527102879782674" /></center><br /><br />Sem comentários.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.noticiacretina.com/2010/02/entenda-os-sinais.html">Notícia Cretina</a>]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-2202556981863707858?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=unli4MZTTIY:veuRk0EPdMg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/unli4MZTTIY" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/aprendendo-linguagem-de-sinais.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-64699271114802614192010-02-17T17:18:00.006-03:002010-02-17T17:56:45.970-03:00<center><img src="http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww134/clickimagens/criancas_aprender_sxo.jpg" alt="Ensinando sexo às crianças"/></center><br /><br />Assim elas não dão "vacilos" quando ficarem mais velhas!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-6469927111480261419?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=fjbyws7Zjl0:E1yIV9lIAb8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/fjbyws7Zjl0" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/o-que-devemos-ensinar-as-criancas-sobre.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-50226554189946464292010-02-16T22:47:00.000-03:002010-02-16T22:47:00.619-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3sEYGQcBwI/AAAAAAAABrI/5m26EQdZQAY/s800/funcoes_powepoint.jpg" border="0" alt="Função do Microsoft Power Point"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438945787022935810" /></center><br />Tudo isso por culpa dos enviadores de mensagens religiosas em ppt!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-5022655418994646429?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=IqvwmtlrGHw:5iZSX-EdQZU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/IqvwmtlrGHw" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/para-que-serve-o-powerpoint.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-30128362603389731012010-02-16T17:43:00.003-03:002010-02-16T17:46:57.434-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3sD15z17QI/AAAAAAAABrA/1h3Gw9TT3vU/s800/funcoes_excel.jpg" border="0" alt="A função do Microsoft Excel"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438945199566220546" /></center><br />E você achava que o Excel era usado para fazer planilhas de cálculos...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-3012836260338973101?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=Wx_AW5tuz4w:NZHHq4c6syk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/Wx_AW5tuz4w" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/para-que-serve-o-excel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-29155626642819442022010-02-15T12:24:00.002-03:002010-02-15T12:29:30.585-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3lnS2iWf6I/AAAAAAAABoc/9r-n0zkRzbo/s800/scroll_lock.jpg" border="0" alt="Função da tecla Scroll Lock" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438491598601486242" /></center><br /><br />Agora você sabe para que serve essa tecla...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-2915562664281944202?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=I5QwGotpGTw:dGRXVLq7h3E:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/I5QwGotpGTw" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/scroll-lock-para-que-serve-essa-tecla.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-13871494124148985402010-02-14T17:00:00.000-03:002010-02-14T17:00:00.095-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3g0-u7pT1I/AAAAAAAABoQ/ZvhixeXCouQ/s800/separados-dumbo-tigger.jpg" border="0" alt="Cachorro Dumbo"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438154802404609874" /></center><br /><br />Só falta saber se ele também voa...<br /><br />[Vi em "<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/6199171/The-newest-and-weirdest-entries-in-the-Guinness-Book-of-World-Records-2010.html?image=16">Telegraph</a>"]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-1387149412414898540?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=aY17e64GVKk:o0nEaMOLL1g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/aY17e64GVKk" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/animais-separados-pela-especie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-66503254215702910802010-02-14T14:19:00.003-03:002010-02-14T14:24:20.655-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3gw4pcnz9I/AAAAAAAABoI/7Pk7fD596IA/s320/finlandes-nu.jpg" border="0" alt="Finlandês no Google!"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438150299806584786" /><dl>Finlandês tomando banho de sol no quintal</dl></center><br />Além de ver todas as suas informações, fotos, vídeos, amigos e buscas, o Google também vê o seu saco!<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1489019-6091,00-FINLANDES+E+FLAGRADO+SEM+CALCAS+POR+CAMERAS+DO+GOOGLE+STREET+VIEW.html">Planeta Bizarro</a>]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-6650325421570291080?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=p4T6xfVx7eA:4Qt5I6uOjjE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/p4T6xfVx7eA" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/o-incrivel-poder-da-google.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-39043310577782694742010-02-13T21:18:00.001-03:002010-02-13T21:18:00.376-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3bs9f4ouoI/AAAAAAAABnY/8V4zOKAR1cE/s800/reconhecendonoobs2.jpg" border="0" alt="Noobs - 2"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437794141371677314" /><dl>Mais uma verdade sobre os Noobs... </dl></center><br /><br />Ainda não descobri o porquê disso...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-3904331057778269474?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=yFttE0poK_8:eHbCh5ep-Lo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/yFttE0poK_8" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/verdades-sobre-os-noobs-parte-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-74580515264997134822010-02-13T13:49:00.001-03:002010-02-13T13:52:16.828-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3bYO_zaM4I/AAAAAAAABnQ/dZI32mZ5Tyk/s800/reconhecendonoobs1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437771352253281154" /><dl>Esse é um fato sobre os Noobs... </dl></center><br /><br />E que algum noob diga que estou errado!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-7458051526499713482?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=z_et0ESip9g:SHDs9g2uK_Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/z_et0ESip9g" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/verdades-sobre-os-noobs-parte-1.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-66384027858235342010-02-08T18:54:00.002-03:002010-02-08T18:58:26.566-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S3CIU_GBlFI/AAAAAAAABms/souFG1nysIA/s800/traducao.jpg" border="0" alt="Traduzir Filmes"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435994644351652946" /><dl>Aprenda a Traduzir Filmes! </dl></center><p>Aprenda a traduzir um filme de acordo com as regras da ABTFSITVNA &ndash; Associa&ccedil;&atilde;o Brasileira de Tradu&ccedil;&atilde;o de Filmes e S&eacute;ries In&uacute;teis da TV Norte-Americana. Com esse tutorial, voc&ecirc; aprender&aacute; as regras de tradu&ccedil;&atilde;o usadas por grandes est&uacute;dios de tradu&ccedil;&atilde;o do Brasil.</p><p><strong>Iniciando</strong></p><p>Comece a tradu&ccedil;&atilde;o falando o nome do Filme e &ldquo;Vers&atilde;o Brasileira - Seu nome&rdquo;. Logo depois disso, deixe tocar aquela m&uacute;sica idiota que sempre passa com os nomes dos atores e diretores.</p><p><strong>Traduzindo</strong></p><p>Se voc&ecirc; sabe falar ingl&ecirc;s, &oacute;timo. Caso n&atilde;o saiba, desista de sua carreira. Mesmo que saiba, existem certas palavras/express&otilde;es que voc&ecirc; deve substituir na tradu&ccedil;&atilde;o. Veja a lista:</p><ul> <li><strong>Cop</strong> &ndash; Tira</li> <li><strong>Shit</strong> &ndash; Droga</li> <li><strong>Ass</strong> &ndash; Traseiro</li> <li><strong>Fuck you</strong> &ndash; Vai se ferrar</li> <li><strong>Bitch</strong> &ndash; Vadia </li> <li><strong>Asshole </strong>&ndash; Bund&atilde;o</li> <li><strong>Sucker</strong> &ndash; Trouxa</li> <li><strong>Motherfucker</strong> &ndash; Bund&atilde;o</li> <li><strong>Son of a bitch </strong>&ndash; Desgra&ccedil;ado </li> <li><strong>Punk</strong> &ndash; Bund&atilde;o</li></ul><p>Ou seja: Use todas as palavras que voc&ecirc; s&oacute; ouve em filmes traduzidos e fique famoso por suas tradu&ccedil;&otilde;es!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-6638402785823534?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=dDN13qVJch8:anDn8PCmhsE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/dDN13qVJch8" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/como-traduzir-filmes-em-ingles.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-91531364269141134562010-02-06T09:31:00.002-03:002010-02-06T09:37:37.985-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S21iHKn1izI/AAAAAAAABlc/2iUq0Tvw05E/s800/mensagem_subliminar_bsd.jpg" border="0" alt="Mensagem Subliminar"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435107240366738130" /><dl>Mensagem Subliminar no Logo do BSD</dl></center><br /><br /><center><em>tdum tss...</em></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-9153136426914113456?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=BpuCxWeoNzE:y0ST-oqTA0o:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/BpuCxWeoNzE" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/mensagem-subliminar-no-bsd.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-57983693622239887122010-02-04T06:56:00.003-03:002010-02-04T06:59:33.801-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S2qZ_CuD17I/AAAAAAAABkk/JzJg6ByXiG8/s400/logo_polishop_polichopp.jpg" border="0" alt="Polichopp Logo"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434325208716793778" /><dl>Logo da PoliChopp</dl></center><br />Ideias Inúteis para acabar com a sua vida!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-5798369362223988712?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=B1GRMPQsZP0:tgDpnCEv47A:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/B1GRMPQsZP0" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/marcas-polichopp.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5062316422670258797.post-2142107791691752182010-02-04T06:39:00.002-03:002010-02-04T06:43:24.153-03:00<center><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NBm6T2_gd54/S2qV2ABDn8I/AAAAAAAABkc/uotfuZ765Mc/s800/porcentagem-opiniao.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434320655325831106" /><dl>A Realidade Forjada das Pesquisas...</dl></center><br /><br />É o nosso querido método <b>C.H.U.T.E</b> - Conclusão Hipotética Universal Técnica Explicativa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5062316422670258797-214210779169175218?l=www.toosco.net' alt='' /></div><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?a=9Z2HGA5Bkjo:D8WB6FXOJ8s:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/toosco?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/toosco/~4/9Z2HGA5Bkjo" height="1" width="1"/>Tkoifthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641925802256054346noreply@blogger.com0http://www.toosco.net/2010/02/porcentagens-realidade.html