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StarBucks - what it means to me

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:38:00 +0000

Do you feel the way I do about Starbucks? I have this impulsive dislike for the place, and yet, I do believe that the founder and CEO is a good person.

I always come across liking him when I read articles about the company. They suffer from the success problem.

We love to tear down constructs when we feel that they have gained too much power, this can be anything including celebrities and institutions.

Starbucks vibe has a corporate, NPR, smuggest elitist faux intellectual attitude, I think Starbucks is guilty of fulfilling a pop will eat itself circle jerk, with its attempt to sell this music to its customers.

I suppose in the Starbucks fantasy, it goes something like this,

person nonchalantly enters building, waits 15 minutes in line, pretending not to be outraged that one has to wait 15 minutes for over priced burnt coffee, pretends to suspend their very existence, and ignores every instinct of sanity that is telling them, that what they are participating in is a masturbatory journey of ego through perceived self-worth luxury spending and reward/treat for oneself, and self illumination into the perceived world of people-on-the-go, ladder climbing ritualistic duty and isolated purchased camaraderie of this third place, “they called my name” / “PRESENT!” scam.

As they stand there in paused reality, they again, with an attempt of casual aloof detached engagement, pick up a CD of middle of the road, non committal, otherwise bargain bin music compilation from the Starbucks music publishing division, and have visions of themselves, maybe having a few non-existent friends over to their house, that same music imagined, gently flowing in the background, your very non-existing yet imagined friends seeing you as you see Starbucks, and to top all of this BS off, the Skinner-esk reward of all this theatre, a chemical reaction in your brain from the one thing that helps anchor the illusion, yes coffee, even when surrounded, sold, exaggerated, still does contain caffeine, and it is a drug, and it is a good one. In a sea of wasteful bunkum, there is an anchor at the end of this false cord.

Even if we are wise to the corporate charms, this anchor, this caffeine does its magic, and that conceals and or makes it real.

ride tosser

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:57:00 +0000

Who got my gold, who got my money, someone stole my money, someone got my gold,

Who got my money, who got my gold, why they take my money, I want to buy things,

I want to make the big purchase, I got to get my style purchased, I got to have the expensive thing,

I have the thousand dollar cheese, I got a thousand dollar vodka, i spend five thousand dollars for a breakfast

Sandwich, I got candles in my head lights, I got free sand on the paper craft, my hand style got French fries for late

Nights, the end of the era has a notepad, I had to write down explicit instructions for my hand maiden,

Who can laugh, how can, how about this, how about this now, about this now Parking lot for a action figure weapon system

military makes that, makes that my scene, re-scene plastic oven toy craft makezine,

How cash, how cash broken sized interior motion control action native low life – freeze frame VHS interior show gauze has

flash light beam not now razor blades, 1423 people in motion, boot sized, floppy disc flirtatious boat float, sea salt ice cream.

Flotilla cartridge reset, joystick, serial connector wired in, wire frame, ringtone, i-zone, ozone, inside, system architecture flowchart

Symptoms, daisychain, daisywheel, protracted, redacted, intracted, berackted, frackted, liaketed, monster closet, party, monster

Party, monster party vampire los angeles, wolfman, Dracula bloodsport, lawn darts, ring toss, machinations, cload,,,,,,,, v-blank,

Peek poke 223, peek 212, RND, graphics 7+16, flytop, raid, hotel, punch drinker, red mouth, red scare

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:55:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:50:00 +0000

viewmaster ideas - View-Master ideas - print your own - blacklight - glow in the dark viewmaster view-master

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:04:00 +0000

Ideas for today

Viewmaster 1

- Get glow in the dark inkjet paper

- Create 3D parallel pairs, size to Viewmaster image size

- Print 3D parallel pairs on glow in the dark inkjet paper

- Affix pairs to viewmaster disc

- Insert into viewmaster

- Enjoy self illuminating 3D images

Viewmaster 2

- Get day-glo printer ink

- Utilize view-master reel template

- Print images aligned to viewmaster template

- Affix printed material to viewmaster disc

- View under black light or Install black light inbetween image and viewer window

- ? If printed on thin material – would black illuminate from behind image?

Viewmaster 3 – EXPERIMENTS continue with transparency film (printing on)

- Refine methods for printing on transparency film

- I’ve successfully printed BLURRY images using inkjet on transparency film, The image comes out blurry in a impressionistic sense, caused by micro smearing as the micro droplets dry.

- Need to try transparency film using Xerox phaser printer – Question will be if phaser solid ink (waxy) will be transparent or not

- If it is, the method is to print out stereo pairs on transparency film and then affix or insert into viewmaster reel., I’ve been using unwanted common viewmaster reels for this purpose, destroying them in the name of research. I try to use modern re-issues with from Discovery, or reprinted reels that have been “updated” with layered 3d graphics, anyway they are cheaper than blank reels and you can tear them a part carefully and put new images in.

Irritating phrases during meeting

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:18:00 +0000

And the winners are….

See What I’m saying? (no)

Know what I mean? (no)

Can’t see the forest

Cascade this through their organization

Low hanging fruit

They’ve got a girl for that (oh, no you didn’t!)

Little boys room

Powder my nose (said by man)

Throw a bone

History’s repeating itself

Bird dog and ramrod this thing (that’s gross!)

On our plate

Stirred up the pot

Busted his chops

Coming to fruition

It’s the old saying… (Frankly Bob, they all sound like old sayings)

It’s a numbers game (like soduku?)

Get off the dime (obscure 60’s pay telephone reference?)

Dracula Train to HK

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:49:00 +0000

LEG-OF-Mut-ton

Leg_man: a newspaperman who gathers information at the scene from various sources

Hard-core early days of Seasame Street back when the streets were paved with gold painted BACH head statues

- NEEDED –

- PLACENTA for my HI-FI turntable, needed to help adjust tracking force, my music must be pure.

NEW ASCOT POSTED AT dadamoments.com ----------

Lets ride the DRACULA Train to HK

We use periods in our abbreviation -----WARNING!!!

BONUS PICTURE FOR TITFOS COLLECTOR of series one for JULY series 3

This one is worth $4 but will soon be worth nearly $5. Please print on heavy heavy paper.

TITFOS the email

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:12:00 +0000

Things, problems, etc

The problem with the small buttons under my wrist
The cello tape dispenser disaster, it cuts the tape and also my thumb
The quality of the pepper from pre-filled plastic pepper shakers insults me
The letters have fallen-off my prized dictionary problem
Sometimes I choke on water
Never got around to ordering those customized pencils
Umbrella, a tool or a burden
View-master should be more popular
Not enough elevator music in the world, what happened?
Dreams involving the teeth

Chad Bowers

Citi Cards

6400 Las Colinas Blvd. CC3-10

Irving, TX 75039

972-653-7941 Phone

972-653-8003 Fax

chad.bowers@citi.com

Rats in my clothes hangers?

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:25:00 +0000

Everyone loves rats, especially children and the hard of hearing, but you know what? None of us
like it when rats get in our clothes hangers. I had a chance to bend Martha Stewarts ear in a public rest room recently and
she give my some helpful pointers on keeping your rat population on the down low in your jar of clothes hangers.

It's simpler than you might imagine. Simply soak the wooden clothes hangers in a mixture of 90% rat poison and 10% bottled water. (Note: Tap water may be used but for our testing we used Fiji water)

Let the hangers soak overnight in the rat posion water mixture and simply return them soaking wet to your jar or other glass lined clothes hanger storage containers.

This treatment should last for several weeks unless your kids discover the sickly sweet taste first.

Yall dun mades me lost mi mindo

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:10:00 +0000

CAtchecism lost art depressed into freelance potato peeler union slave irish MF;s but then what of the everlasting light MF. in the hole with the tele-cheese armband, living the life of the Weight Watcher sex master, into the night into the ignite. lava soap.
lava soap.

Clean the video with foil. VHS compressed.

psycho killer beauty tips

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:13:00 +0000

This is a mask that can be used to hide your face when speaking to the press.
It will be a media sensation, easy to render even in low res two color mode, it will make you a media darling. Think of the tie-in potential with Micheal Myers, no word on any Captain Kirk connection, but you will be at least memorable.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik F-111

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:58:00 +0000

This is the reason. Designed by italians, built by the Japanese.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know her as the girl from arcade street,

she is your Atari Baby!, let's launch all missiles for the
5th generation of Rocket Roll

earth gives you
SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK

Is this what happens in hell?

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:03:00 +0000

Radio Spirit World

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:57:00 +0000

http://radiospiritworld.com/
THIS IS RADIO SPIRIT WORLD

Live? from the afterlife
A broadcast

Tarvu letters (three)

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:05:00 +0000

My main desire for traveling to France derives from the imagined pleasure that I may receive from the following:

1. The delightful bread sandwich known as a "Croissandwich"
2. Something I heard about the women's arm pit hair
3. Singing, "I'm in France and I wear no pants"
4. Beret shopping
5. Ordering "onion soup" and receiving by default "French onion soup'

I also desire to visit the mighty and magnificent "Shake Well" factory and purchase some of their mustard.

I know, everyone goes for the fries, but for me, it's mainly berets and song.

Leters from Tarvu (part duex)

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:50:00 +0000

I was present and accounted for at a Beach Boys concert and watched with horror as an elderly couple grinded it out to one of their songs.

The horrible gestures that man made in sync to the lyrics, "put the pink slip in it", haunt me. I can no longer hear this song without thinking of vulgar "pumping motion" this man made as he acted out
his vision of what it meant to "put the pink slip in it"

Somehow this tale of youthful races and car registration forms has taken an awful twist for me. I know TARVU can help me with this, but
is it the sort of thing to bring to his benevolent ear organ?

Letters from Tarvuism forum

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:41:00 +0000

Charlie,

I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.

ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!", said the luciously tart 16 year old with firm breasts.

One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19

Let me know,

Chad/ TITFOS

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Dear Tarvu,

I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.

I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this? How does one fashion a pipe bomb?

Best regards,

TITFOS

TITFOS created Atari art via Zazzle

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:11:00 +0000

create & buy custom products at Zazzle

Atari, We invented the future

Have you played Atari today?

Great Atari - T-shirt featuring a high res pic of the TV/cable converter box
A great Atari mousepad featuring a early 2600, not a heavy sixer, but in my opinion the slightly better looking
version 2. I know, controversy. Obviously a true heavy sixer is superior, but it's not as pretty.

A great Atari mug with 80's rainbow space art, featuring 3 great panels of the art, so you can always see
the nice side when drinking. Do you see the nice side when drinking? I do

TITFOS audio program test 1

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:38:00 +0000

Test of TITFOS audio broadcast number 1
Click below for a episode one

TITFOS episode one TEST

Great video, this is the exciting world of VHS

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:07:00 +0000

The Crystal Cube - perhaps it is more than Brilliant!

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:42:00 +0000

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

CHAD

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Japanese answer for problem:

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:47:00 +0000

Thankfully we can rest assured that team have handle on future for city.
No recession can proof this mixture. Watch them combine the colors into
purest energy and exterminate the monster. Who is enemy? Who is friend?

Once FUNi was great, but it NAVR will be again ( in Pictures)

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:09:00 +0000

It's that time of year: Dracula stories

noreply@blogger.com (:) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:26:00 +0000

I'm Dracula
this is comedy>

Dracula applying for a job
"Hi I'm Dracula"

Dracula getting his car washed
"I'm here about the car, I'm Dracula"

Dracula playing a video game
"Dracula's princess is in another castle"

Dracula working in the Coal mine
He say, "my lungs are as dark as my soul"

Dracula playing the action game ConnectFour
"pretty sneaky sis, Dracula lose again"

Dracula at cocktail party
"Hi i'm Dracula"

This is my machine and its function is to write Dracula stories. It will write 45 stories every hour for fifteen million years and then it will stop. Directly thereafter it will tell jokes to children using sign language.