Roar!

Episode Links

• Rachelle’s other job
• Bulgaria’s Eurovision 2010 entry (OH OH OH OH WHOA WHOA)
• IHOP 1969 commercial

Life Is Good.

Episode Links:

• Gospel Dance Aerobics
• Slovenia’s Eurovision 2010 entry

Yum!

Episode Links:

• Friskies Adventureland
• Eurovision 2010 Denmark – In A Moment Like This

Happy Go Lucky

Guests: Sean

Episode Links:

• Yatta
• My Name Is Potato

Love is all around.

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip Facebook Fan Page

Party like it’s Aught-9!

Guest: Christopher Austman

Episode Links:

• Christopher Austman CD Fundraider info
• Sieneke – Ik ben verliefd (Sha-la-lie)
• Michael Von Der Heide – Il Pleut De L’Or
• Eurovision Song Contest – May 29, 2010

Turn me on.

Episode Links

• Can’t Take My Eyes Off You

Oh pretty baby.

Note: The audio is slightly worse because I forgot to press record. Luckily, I always do a backup recording from Ustream just in case something like this happens. I extracted the audio from that.

Episode Links

• Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You

Read the fine print.

Episode Links:

• Young Cons – The Problem

Pull our strings.

Guests: Sjoukje, Stéphane

Episode Links:

• Ceci Est Un TEST

Business Time.

Episode Links

• Chat Roulette (NSFW)
• Man With A Gun trailer
• Swingers tape

Above image: “Lesbyterians” by Michelle Wood

Roll the dice.

Episode Links:

Flabby to fuckable!

Episode Links:

• The Tip Tap Tip Challenge on Twitter
• podCALGARY
• Roomba
• Whooooooooooooooooooo!
• Arizona Dream
• Squidpod

Are you man/woman enough?

Episode Links

• Rise Of The Preppers
• $25 off services at Ymay Hair Studio

Tip Tap Tip Challenge Rules

1. Starts January 4, 2010
2. Weigh yourself and don’t cry. Keep the actual weight to yourself. That is your starting point.
3. Don’t eat like an animal and exercise for 45-60 minutes 3-5 times a week. How you work out is entirely up to you.
4. After each workout mark your progress from your starting point on Twitter using the #tiptaptipchallenge hashtag. For example: @tiptaptip Day 1  -0.2lbs. #tiptaptipchallenge
5. By following the #tiptaptipchallenge hashtag on Twitter you can see if anyone hasn’t exercised. Feel free to call their ass out publicly if they haven’t.
6. Challenge ends April 1, 2010

In case you don’t happen to have a 100 or so hours to spare, we put together some interesting moments from our first 100 episodes. Audio quality does vary because of equipment upgrades etc., but the awesome is always consistent. Enjoy!

We burn calories!

Episode Links:

• $25 off services at Ymay Hair Studio
• Santa With Muscles
• Drunk new reporter
• Red Arrow Motorcoach

Behave yourself!

Episode Links

• $25 off services at Ymay Hair Studio
• Eric from Tip Tap Tip at Squidpod’s wedding reception

I’ve gotten worse gifts…

Episode Links

• Tip Tap Tip forum

Stuff happens.

Guests: Kallen

Episode Links:

• My Public Shame
• Shane’s Alien Encounter
  

Episode Links:

• TTT 127.5: How To Podcast The Tip Tap Tip Way
• Tip Tap Tip forum

Let us show you the way.

Episode Links:

• The Dog Brothers
• Cookies

In this special episode Eric discusses the ins and outs of how an episode of Tip Tap Tip comes together. Rachelle can’t bothered for this techy bullshit.

Below is a list of the Hardware, Software, and Services we use.

Hardware

• Apple Macbook
• Samson R21 mics (3 pack!)
• Alesis Multimix 8 Firewire
• Sony MDR-V150 Headphones
• Samson stereo headphone amp
• Desktop mic stands, clips, cords, and pop filters

Software

• Audio Hijack Pro
• Camtwist
• Gizmo5
• Audacity
• Levelator
• Max
• ID3 Editor
• Transmit

Services

• Ustream
• Libsyn
• Google Voice
• Feedburner
• Wordpress
• Blubrry Powerpress
• Twitter
• Facebook fan pages

Party time!

Guests: Michelle

Episode Links:

• I’m In Parenthesis
• Hot Chicks With Douchebags
• Plato’s Symposium

You learn something new every day.

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip forums
• Penistron
• Scarborough Dude
• Project Homeless Connect

We’re doing it wrong apparently.

Episode Links:

• 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship
• Michael Jackson Seance
• Computer Maintenance Tips

A fan is a listener you haven’t pissed off yet.

Guests: Christa, Dave

Episode Links:

• Westboro Baptist Church – Read It!
• Megan Phelps on Twitter
• Starcraft on Korean TV

1. 2. 3. Fight!

Episode Links

• Ymay Hair Studio

Episode Links

• Ymay Hair Studio on CityTV
• Cat Massage

Throw me a bone…

Guests: Mason

Episode Links:

• Ymay Hair Studio
• My Own Biggest Fan

Muffintops aren’t for eating.

Episode Links

• Hypochondria
• Baby Einstein refund
• You Gotta Love This City
• Joan Collins Does Glamor
• The Real Hair Truth

• Hair Tattooing

When life gives you shit, make a shit-ade

Episode Links:

• French Vogue does blackface
• Amazing Grace Baptist Church want to burn your bibles
• Pop goes the boob
• Join our Tip Tap Tip Facebook fan page
• Jumbo Hot Dog!!!
• Pain and suffering are funny

Want some apples?

Episode Links:

• Something me and hippies actually agree on
• Scarborough Dude
• Sherlock Holmes handing a bar patron his ass in a gentlemanly manner

Flow it, show it, Long as God can grow it

Episode Links:

• Ymay Hair Studio
• Joy – Touch By Touch
• Electric 6 – Bodyshot
• At the hair show
• Sabrina – Boys, Boys, Boys
• “Good Hair” trailer
  

Pop goes the world.

Episode links

• CityLine makeovers
• Scissors God

We’re your video date.

Episode Links

• 80’s video dates
• “Win a date with Shane” promo
• COWS!

Episode Links

• Dr. Phil’s Newlywed Quiz

‘Cause I’m Your lady…..

The “Win A Date With Shane” contest is still open. Just phone in and tell us how many times he’s been on the show. We also have a few Tip Tap Tip T-shirts to give away. We just can’t think of a contest idea. We’re taking suggestions.

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip on YouTube
• Tom Ford for women
• Tom For for men
• Krav Maga is not to fucked with

Episode Links:

• AIDS=Hitler
• Tip Tap Tip on Youtube

Do your best.

Episode Links:

• Go Girl
• Cougar Convention
• Tip Tap Tip on YouTube

Big Juggs!!!

Guests: Sjoukje

Episode Links

• Bad Seed

You can’t hit it out of the park everytime.

Episode Links:

• Aspray
• Potty Putter
• Steven Seagal: Lawman
• KFC Double Down Sandwich

Oh dear me! We’ve really in for it now.

Episode Links

• I Love New York
• A little bit of mascara never hurt anyone
• Sumuru

Rachelle reads from her dirty books

Episode links

• Get off my lawn!
• Lost Girls
• I’m In Parenthesis
• Charles Bukowski: Women
• Louis Theroux: A Place For Paedophiles

Episode Links:

• Banana Fire

Listen homeboys don’t mean to bust your bubble, but the young cons of the world ain’t nothing but trouble

Episode Links:

• Stephen Harper has more game than these fuckers
• Ymay Hair Studio
• Shake Weights

The things we do…

Episode Links:

• 911 Call
• Yogi Ogi Dogi
• Snuggie For Dog

Episode Links:

• More To Love
• Tip Tap Tip Live

I have no excuse now, hippies!

Episode Links

• RIP Gidget
• The fact that she is still living doesn’t give ugly girls an excuse to take off their clothes

There she is, Miss Podcasting. There she is, your ideal.

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip Forum
• FFWD Calgary

How may we be of assistance, dummy?

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip circa 1998
• Ymay Hair Studio
• FFWD Weekly – we still want to be in your magazine

What goes around comes around. And what goes around that gets us in FFWD Weekly.

Episode Links

• Bang Bang Lady
• Eddie Murphy – Whatzupwitu
• FFWD Weekly

Coming soon: Tip Tap Tip – The XXX Parody

Episode Links:

• Seinfeld: The XXX Parody trailer
• Fun Goth
• Tip Tap Tip Forum
• Perpetual Industries
• PodCalgary Meetup
• Hurricane Chris performs “Halle Berry”
• The Bang Bang Lady

Can you exorcise the chocolate from my face?

Episode links:

• Kush Support
• “Walker says I have AIDS”

What about the words “I Do” don’t you understand?

Episode Links

• The French Maid Speakeasy
• The Shooting Edge

For a good time call either Eric or Rachelle (before Friday).

Episode Links

• According to Dr. Phil we’re cross-burners

It’s not stealing if they deserve it.

Episode Links

• Poor Jeff Macke loses his shit on air
• We’re cool, actually

To do list: Pizza Cake, Silver Lame Suit, Guitar Lessons for Mason

Episode Links

• Good Buddy Mason
• Guess we shouldn’t have made fun of this guy so much

Better than Dr. Phil McFuckface. Better than Oprah Losefrey. Problems? We solve them.

Episode Links

• Live video of this episode
• The shit on this dudes shirt say he’s a winner
• Tip Tap Tip Facebook fan page

Ouch, motherfucker!

Episode Links:

• The Vinz
• Janice Dickinson: Life of the fucking party
• AXE body spray ain’t for the homos!!!!

Eric & Rachelle do what they want.

Episode Links

• 15 year old slut on Maury
• Best cut and color in Calgary

Episode Links

• Ymay Hair Studio
• Ymay Hair Studio on Twitter
• Tip Tap Tip on Twitter

War! What is it good for? Well some things we suppose.

Episode Links

• Eurovision 2009 finals – YOU MUST WATCH!!!!
• Eurovision YouTube channel – Bonus shit
• Jam Wow!

Q: What to do for content on a slow news day? A: Cosmo surveys

Episode Links

• Slap Chop Remix

Eric shows off his hidden talents. Not those ones, sicko!

Episode Links

• Flashcube.org
• Creepy Guy

If Rachelle can gush over Peter Mansbridge then Eric can gush over the Brand Power lady. It’s only fair.

Episode Links:

• Brand Power
• Peter Manbridge
• Tip Tap Tip Forum

In which love comes knocking on our door.

Episode Links:

• Eric nerds out at podCALGARY

Eric & Rachelle get happy

Episode Links

• ManTracker Auditions

In which the hosts both review and ruin the SAIT film graduation gala.

Episode Links:

• BBC Radiohonic Workshop
• They seriously charge for this piece of shit?

Eric – “Fuck Andrew Lloyd Webber and his technicolor bullshit-coat!”
Rachelle – “Fuck Rush and their female lead singer!”

Episode Links:

• My Little Airport
• Humpty Dance
• Depeche Mode – Wrong
• Myownbiggestfan

Eric promises he won’t say Rachelle’s name on Twitter again. Especially when it comes to her napping.

Episode Links:

• Domino’s in 30 minutes or less
• Atomic Suburbia

Is it a bit breezy in here?

Episode Links:

• Where to eat or not eat in Calgary
• Tubby Dog

Tip Tap Tip Alive! No synopsis necessary.

UPDATE: The Audio got a bit messed up during recording because I was too busy pushing buttons to notice that we were constantly in the red. Whoops! I grabbed the audio from the Ustream live recording and while a bit tinny it sounds way better. I’ll do better next time I swear. -Eric

Episode Links:

• Bumpits

Rachelle is gone for two days and the next thing  you know Eric is doing Wild Turkey shots with Shane while recording a live show. Rachelle: Don’t  leave Eric alone again.

Episode Links

• Stacking Food on Animals
• Tip Tap Tip on Facebook

Eric would totally bang Nancy Grace. Rachelle has no problem punching a tongue-biting prostitute.

Episode Links:

• Stupid newslady should learn how to dress
• Sage Theatre

Rachelle wants to nap. Eric cracks the whip.

Episode Links

• Kazakh Idol
• Contact Us!

Eric explains why he doesn’t attend protests he believes in. Rachelle defends Eric’s unfounded assertions that she is racist.

Episode Links:

• Nancy Grace

Frak me in the face! Mason’s here but he adds nothing to the show. Joel tries to grab the steering wheel but can’t keep the car from going straight into the ditch. It’s Fat Fuck Friday and we’re full of dough.

Episode Links:

• House Hunt Calgary
• My Own Biggest Fan
• Squidpod

This weekend Rachelle was on the receiving end of a game of slap ass and Eric went to London Drugs. Who says podcasters don’t lead exciting lives? We don’t. Our lives are awesome!

Episode Links:

• Slapped on the ass? What next?
• Drunk Invader
• You got 23rd Century San Francisco wrong!

It’s a damn shame that Michael Jackson is getting rid of his popcorn and slush machines because we could really use them. Make us a deal, MJ. We promise we won’t ask about the Peter Pan mural on your mini-car.

Episode Links:

• Michael Jackson Auction
• podCALGARY meetup
• Israeli Rafael’s Indian promo
• Let your backbone slide
• Wild Roses Episodes (Canada Only. Suck it Hulu!)

We decided to record some clips of last evenings trek to and from Watchmen. It didn’t really make for compelling podcasting though so we kind of skipped through it and went straight to exploding chairs, McNuggets and girls going a little bit too wild.

Episode Links

• Eric of Tip Tap Tip, recording “expert”

More Eurovision, more phonecalls, more bullshit, more this, more that, more , more, more.

Episode Links

• Calgary Crime Map

If you thought we were professional before than you got another #####SEGUE MUSIC###### We are joined in the studio by Erica who really shows #######SEGUE MUSIC####### I once went to the ########SEGUE MUSIC####### Oh, go fuck yourselves ######SEGUE MUSIC##### Balls!

Episode Links

• BBC Documentary on Fred Phelps and his asshole family

Tip Tap Tip had front row tickets to the hottest entertainment show this Sunday. Not the Oscars, stupid! Rather we went to see the Trendz Spring High School Fashion Show to see Eric’s niece wipe the floor with the rest of those grade 11 suckas.

Episode Links:

• Tip Tap Tip Eurovision page

Fuck! It’s nearly four months away and Eric is already going Eurovision crazy and subjecting everyone to the worst Europe has to offer. And what was the reason Rachelle agreed to marry him again?

Episode Links

• Outcast Podiobook
• Tip Tap Tip’s special Eurovision 2009 page

Mason comes over this time. Unlike last time, we didn’t feed him and get him drunk. We also didn’t embarrass him about his love life. For that, he rewarded us with chips and cheezies.

Episode Links

• My Name Is Potato
• Myownbiggestfan.org
• Some bullshit t-shirt company

Rachelle thinks that Star Trek casual wear is tops. Eric thinks that if you’re working at McDonald’s for four years then getting benefits is the least of your worries. Tip Tap Tip: Hosted by assholes.

Episode Links

• Brent Spiner is a smartass
• podCALGARY meetup
• Ducky’s Pub

We managed to snag our friend Shane for this episode on the promise of free dinner. Sure, it was just sloppy joes but a meals a meal.

Episode Links

• Ducky’s Idol

“Kirk” is Eric’s answer for pretty much every question this episode it seems. Rachelle’s all-purpose answer is “Stable boy”. Let’s do this Jeopardy style and see if you can figure out the questions.

Episode Links:

• Bacon Kerplosion
• podCALGARY.org

We’ve just started using the Wii Fit a few days ago have become completely humbled by this stupid piece of plastic and electronics. Also, Quest Chat doesn’t pan out for us this time around.  Maybe they have it out for us.

Episode Links:

• Mr. T. Fashion Show
• Racist Cookies

The party wasn’t exactly rocking here so we decided to call one of those party lines to meet “hot, interesting singles”. You get to listen in. Also, Eric experiences racial prejudice.

Episode Links: Quest Chat

Our friend Keith joins us and we sail into uncharted water discussing things like the nature of love and tantric orgasms. We manage to chart a course for more familiar waters and end up talking about a dog who doesn’t know to stay away from the business end of a fucking Wii Remote. Bad doggy!

I’d write a better synopsis of the episode but I’m in the middle of watching Wild Roses. I think we talk about cell phone and hair. Other topics are covered I’m sure.

Eric reveals his dream food in this episode and Rachelle yet again finds a way to put up with it. At least he wasn’t dreaming about Transformers and French hotels this time.

Hope you like long episodes because this one clocks in at over two hours. Just to make sure we brought in guests Jenn and Joel from Squidpod so you don’t have to listen to just us natter on and on.

Just because we have fancy epuipment doesn’t mean actually know how to use it and make it sound like the price we paid for it. Give us a few episodes to work it out and we’ll sound like gold. If you listen carefully, you can actually hear Eric fix his own mic halfway through the show.

A live show always seems like a good idea until you get weirded out by the idea that people are actually listening to you live. Funny how that works.

In retrospect, Eric thinks it was probably a bad idea to call the audience “Fuckers” at the end of this episode. He’s really sorry and feels bad about the whole thing. Are we cool now? Good.

Episode Links:
Jingle Cats
Jacques Brel – Marieke

There’s no worse feeling than being snubbed by your peers. That’s why this episode is an all-out Kleenex fest. Once the crying is done, we get on to much important matters like which parts of our bodies we’d change were we given the opportunity. Guess which one of us wants ass implants.

One man’s disgusting shorts and dirty t-shirt are another man’s tuxedo according to Eric. According to Rachelle, Twitter is for dummies. We still have an account on there anyways.

If there were a Don King for baby fights, Eric would totally be him. Rachelle thinks methheads can clean the apartment better than a Roomba. She’s probably right.

Eric thinks that both Charlie Sheen and John Cryer can go fuck themselves for signing up for another season of “Two and a half men”.  Rachelle thinks Eric is  being too angry about the stupid show but agrees with him that whoever is responsible for “Ace Ventura Jr.” can suck it.

Rachelle came back from her retreat on a domestic high and is wanting to make meals all week. Too bad Eric got face-fucked with food on Saturday and is still full. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you expect.

Rachelle’s going away for the weekend so Eric is only hours away from getting drunk and passing out on delivery pizza in his “indoor clothes” with the menu screen of “The Waterboy” repeating on the TV. Enjoy the show.

Live from a Vancouver hotel room!!!

Eric and Rachelle are joined by Sean and Jessica for a hotel pizza party. Topics discussed include bacon-flavored everything and killing oneself on the job accidently.

Eric tortures Rachelle by playing some of the worst of Eurovision over the last few years. Shane astounds us with his impressions which are light years ahead of the shitty ones that we do. All we had to do was feed him dinner (again!)

Sjoukje joins us as we discuss the Eurovision Song Contest and what entails in a breastfeeding competition. The Tip Tap Tip consensus: distance

Eric would rather do CPR to Daft Punk than the Bee Gees. Rachelle would rather her clientelle not be cross-dressing armed robbers. Is that too much to ask?

Voter turnout in the last Canadian election seems to be about the same as listener turnout to this show. In short: Shit-tastic!

That being said, Rachelle discusses her brush with the law and Eric’s still in a pissy mood because of that fucking chihuahua movie.

Eric & Rachelle discuss Arts fundings and how it pertains to the upcoming Canadian election. However, just when you think it’s going to get intellectual, we drop some ball-kicking to bring it back to the level we normally deal with.  That was a close one.

Eric & Rachelle record this episode while waiting for dinner to arrive. It does and the episode continues and we discuss things like British boobs and why dummies have made a movie about a talking chihuahua number one this week.

Jenn from Squidpod joins us and classes up the joint. We discuss torturous workouts and the degradation of grammar and handwriting in Australia.

WEE FUN MAK SHO;;; GUD!!!

Mason joins us and takes our usually PG-13 show into XXX territory. Fortunately, Mason is the only person who understands how Eric can both be disgusted and turned on by Nancy Grace. Rachelle is probably packing her bags right now.

Things must be going pretty good for us as we received our first fan letter. Next thing you know we’ll be making outrageous demands on our rider like having a choir of eunuchs sing the Celine Dion version of AC/DC’s “You shook me all night”. Dare to dream.

Video version of Tip Tap Tip episode 20 that Joel from Squidpod recorded and edited when he came to visit.

If Rachelle’s dream of having “Fashion Police” wander the streets of Calgary ever comes to fruition, then Eric is totally done for. Also, SUV does not stand for Sexual Utility Vehicle.

Rachelle gives us more business ideas to chew on like having a third party anonymously mail a turd to someone you don’t like for a nominal fee. Eric is in expert negotiator when it comes to hippies in trees. During the day, both are undercover cops posing as students at a local high school.

Eric makes sweeping generalizations and insults everyone else’s music tastes before revealing his taste in music is the worst of all. Rachelle asks trivia and knocks Eric off his “I am the fucking trivia king!” high-horse. The trivia question that should have been asked is, “Was Sean Connery’s wife really asking for it?”

Tip Tap Tip gives you their rundown on the premier of America’s Next Top Model. In addition, Eric plays singalong to the new New Kids single “Summertime” while Rachelle watches in awe while eating icing.

Tip Tap Tip asks late artist Martin Kippenberger “You make nice paintings. What’s with the fucking frog?”

Also, political analyst Sean “Diddy” Combs gives us his take on John McCain’s choice of running mate. We’re convinced.

Eric lets us know the secret to his choosing a urinal, movie theatre seat, and bus seat. Rachelle is a lot more easy going when it comes to these things. That’s nothing a paintball gun to the mouth wouldn’t fix though.

In this episode Eric & Rachelle discuss their favorite Star Trek moments, insulting complete strangers in online poker, and nun beauty contests. Also, Rachelle wants to become an elf. Seriously.

Rachelle’s sick on the couch with the flu or something so Eric decides to put up an episode regardless.

This episode includes over an hours worth of unedited audio from a few months ago at a bar. See if you recognize any voices. See if you recognize your own. See if you can make it to the end.

New Listeners: Calm the fuck down!!! This episode is not indicative of the regular content. Either listen to previous episodes or wait until the next episode comes out on the weekend.

Eric thinks that ugly Australian women should moisturize with butter as it may increase their chances. Rachelle wishes she was a homeless sunbather.

In this extra-sweaty episode Eric & Rachelle discuss Gold vs. Dignity, Glamping, and why Dungeon Masters don’t neccesarily make the best debate coaches. Also, Eric discusses his unnatural love of London Drugs. Rachelle rolls her eyes.

Shane joins us in the Tip Tap Tip “studio” only because we fed him pizza before the show. In return he gives us his take on hotel management and super-powers.

Eric thinks Jennifer Tilly is smoking hot. Rachelle doesn’t get it. Then again, Eric Doesn’t get Rachelle’s obsession with Colin Firth in riding boots. However, we both agree that cats in costumes are awesome and that piss bottles are gross.

Eric replaces his stripping with stammering as he draws from a bad Apple User Group experience to explain why he’s wary of “podcasting communities”. Rachelle again provides the voice of reason. Also, while Daryl from Atomic Suburbia and his dog could handily beat us at any physical