TheSword

Oh, Hi

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:42:35 -0500

I'm in Palm Springs right now to research the effects of Flexeril and alcohol on Azithromycin, and I won't update the site until Monday, assuming I survive. JR Matthews is also in Palm Springs -- to shoot a porno for Titan. Below, a few pictures he took on set.

Behind the Scenes With Hot House Live

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:11:11 -0500

Before they have sex, Kyle King and Beaux Banner hold a contest to see which one can spread his legs the widest. It's a tie.

The Top 10 Oral Cumshots in the History of My Masturbation

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:47:13 -0500

If you can put a dick in your mouth, then you can gargle man-batter. Right? Still, tonsil-dunking in gay porn is woefully rare, especially compared to the guzzle-happy whores in straight porn. Here's a guide to help you separate the cum-soaked wheat from the bone-dry chaff.

Here's How Olden Day Fuck Sluts Got Down

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:50:48 -0500

The terrifying antique sex toy contraptions at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague include a satin armchair rimseat, ye olde double-dildoed spring plank and an electric cockring of yore.

A Porn Star Music Video That Is Actually Good Rather Than Bad

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:59:00 -0500

Fredrick Ford and his hot dick, "Mr. Big," quit gay porn a few years ago to make music. Three of his tracks have made the Billboard charts since then, and this just-released music video is lovely -- plus, the song doesn't suck!

When Homothugs Fall In Love

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:18:24 -0500

Hot guys fuck each other and maybe die. Sounds like gay porn these days, but really it's the premise for Shank, a British indie drama that gets released on DVD next month.

Michael Brandon Has Removed His Court-Issued Ankle Bracelet

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:53:14 -0500

A year after his longtime struggle with meth addiction got him arrested, Michael Brandon and his 11-inch penis talked to Gloss Magazine about his comeback.

'New York Times' Installs a Gloryhole on its Homepage

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:52:17 -0500

On the homepage for the New York Times' Arts section right now, just above an article about ballet, there's a big animated gloryhole with a wagging, cock-hungry tongue.

Jeff Stryker: 'Mmm My Cock Is Filling Up With Blood'

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:25:12 -0500

Nobody sells a penis pump like Jeff Stryker. Kindly play the video below, beginning at 02:35.

Why This Bear Documentary Is Annoying

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:37:49 -0500

I once heard a gay man recall the bar scene in the early 90s by saying, "They weren't called 'bears' back then. They were just called fat." The director of a new self-preening documentary called BearWorld would not think that joke was very funny.