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For Joe Gage, The Generations Will Fuck

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:58:26 -0500

The upcoming 'Dad Takes a Fishing Trip' has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.

The First Footage Of Levi Johnston's Shoot

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:46:57 -0500

It's still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this 'Insider' preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces "full-on," is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.

Hot Man Writes Blog

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:20:04 -0500

"Tumblr Is For Faggots" is an authoritative collection of juvenile, offensive, awesome internet memes -- think lolcats, only instead of cats it's rapists, handicapped people, wife-beaters and racial slurs. The reason I'm writing about it is that the site's blogger is hot.

Mm-Hmm That's Right: How To Snap Like A Diva

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:56:17 -0500

You're a gay in a harsh world. Better learn how to defend yourself, diva snap style.

A Bravo Reality Contestant's Porn Star Past

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:17:06 -0500

A hot straight porn star named Jean Valjean has gone from cooking cum pussy custard in a string of straight pornos to cooking high-stakes meals on Bravo's newest reality show, Chef Academy.

[NSFW] Getting Prince Alberty With Jasun Mark

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:47:20 -0500

A couple things I don't get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.

Marco Blaze: 'I Can't Sleep Naked Because My Big Dick Moves Around Too Much'

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:08:26 -0500

Beautiful Mag interviewed the sickeningly hot porn star Marco Blaze, who would like you to know that Argentina is the new Hungary and that foreplay is for moms.

Sin and Suction at Mr. International Rubber 2010

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:16:03 -0500

Watch out, Miss America, because there's another pageant in town, and its contestants are even sluttier than yours. Here are some pictures of homoesexuals being depraved at last week's MIR 2010.

Mason Wyler Fucked A Porn Star Who Was Allegedly Super Mean

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:44:56 -0500

Mason Wyler has declared war against his former fuck buddy, the porn star Zane from ChaosMen, with a torrent of damning accusations that include anal drug smuggling, violent racism and being a bad conversationalist.

[NSFW] 'How To Wear A Condom' By Matthew Rush

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:41:11 -0500

He-man porn star Matthew Rush filmed a PSA a Washington, D.C., safer sex program. You're not supposed to open condom wrappers with your teeth? How the fuck else am I supposed to get inside a tiny plastic square that's covered in lube?