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But here's the thing: it costs $140. I have a feeling you wonderful fixers can put together a book lamp that looks just as good for a fraction of the price. Think you got what it takes? 

And seeing how this it There, I Fixed It, points will also be given to most kludged-together design. 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~NSHA</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/5332418816/for-that-cool-racing-stripe-look" /><a10:updated>2011-10-20T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/5332418816/hBF6156EF/frankenstein-image-lawn-mower-5332418816" /><dc:creator>andy.fail</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/6585091328/the-ghettopro-hd</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/6585091328/the-ghettopro-hd</link><a10:author><a10:name>stephenwood51</a10:name></a10:author><category>camera</category><category>digital camera</category><category>GoPro</category><category>Photo</category><category>photography</category><title>The G(hett)oPro HD</title><description>There's a new hero in town, thumb-bolted to the bill of the cap via the tripod mount!  "Cuz I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!"</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/6585091328/the-ghettopro-hd" /><a10:updated>2012-09-20T06:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/6585091328/h0476617E/camera-digital-camera-gopro-image-photo-photography-6585091328" /><dc:creator>stephenwood51</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/7634448128/handyman-truck-repair</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/7634448128/handyman-truck-repair</link><a10:author><a10:name>ichcjasmine</a10:name></a10:author><category>repairs</category><category>funny</category><title>At Least You Know He's Resourceful</title><description>1. Vise grips holding up the topper door.
2. Duct tape holding the taillight on.
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