There, I Fixed It

Just Make the Hole Bigger

theresaburger — Fri, 01 Nov 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Foiled Again By Ebay

andy.fail — Mon, 25 May 2015 08:00:00 -0700

Who Knew Juggalos Could Fix?

andy.fail — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 06:00:00 -0700

It keeps it closer to the sun, keeping me cooler. It's science. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Adapting to Survive

andy.fail — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:00 -0800

Plug this thing into a Zip Drive and you deserve a Nobel Prize. ~NSHA

MacGuyver Car Fix 101: Air Conditioning

ichcjasmine — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:00:14 -0700

Say When!

andy.fail — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:00:00 -0700

"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!" ~NSHA

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Sun, 02 May 2010 10:00:56 -0700

Sympathy is the Best Theft Deterrent

Wadzilla — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 06:00:00 -0800

He lies! Go for the other windows! ~NSHA

Recycling Is Fun!

stephenwood51 — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Brazilian artist Eduardo Srur created a giant maze out of recycled plastic at the Parque da Juventude (Park of Youth) in São Paulo, Brazil

Riveting Tale, Chap!

stephenwood51 — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Flip flops always breaking? With a little help from a rivet and some pieces of steel, you can fix 'em for good!

Window AC

theresaburger — Tue, 08 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Nobody said it had to be a HOUSE window...

The Christmas Toaster Mod

stephenwood51 — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 08:00:00 -0800

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

They Just Painted Over the Door

stephenwood51 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 07:00:00 -0800

Indy Was a Fixer

andy.fail — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:00:00 -0700

This is how he kept his hat on for shooting multiple takes of the jeep-dragging scene. Well played, Harrison. We could learn a thing or two if we were only so brave. ~NSHA

Need More Hooks? Just Put Them on the Door!

theresaburger — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 04:00:00 -0700

There's no way this can go wrong, right?

Pimp My Ride...

adamdomer — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Keeping Budapest Metro Car Numbers Safe

theresaburger — Tue, 03 Dec 2013 05:00:00 -0800

Ductape is Also Known as Plumbers-Tape

kacerosky — Tue, 07 Apr 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Works great as long as you dont turn it on full blast.

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:00:16 -0800

Fixin' Page Tears Medieval-Style

ichcjasmine — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -0700

So back in the 1400s, instead of fixing page tears in a panic with tape, they would embroider them together with silk. This is probably the classiest response to a problem that that era ever had. "The pages of the book are made of parchment and they show typical damage in the form of holes and tears that happened while the parchment was being made. Some time after the book was copied, the holes and tears have been mended artistically with silk of various colours, mainly in blanket stitch as used in embroidery."

The Fastest Way To Wipe a Hard Drive

andy.fail — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:00:00 -0700

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography. ~NSHA

If Done Right, Cable Management Should Defy Gravity

andy.fail — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:00:00 -0700

Solution to "A Watched Pot Never Boils"

ichcjasmine — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Convertibles Are Kind of Like Pickup Trucks, Right?

ichc.chrispeeler — Fri, 04 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 06:00:26 -0700

Untitled

FrankieDudeUltimate — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 06:00:02 -0700

Legs > Wheels

andy.fail — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:00:00 -0700

No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA

Always Use Protection...

kacerosky — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Against repetitive wrist injuries!

Sweet Ride Bro...

kacerosky — Fri, 10 May 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Sunroofs Are Overrated Anyway

stephenwood51 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:00:23 -0700

So THAT's How You Use Chopsticks

andy.fail — Mon, 06 Apr 2015 08:00:00 -0700

And apparently also how you use an ad blocker. *shakes fist* ~NSHA

Perfect For The Heat Wave!

andy.fail — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 09:00:00 -0700

Every fixer in the rest of the USA (only 70 in Seattle suckers!) should shut down their computer, take it apart and try this. It's the only way to stay cool. The ONLY way. ~NSHA

Corrugated Campers

stephenwood51 — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Anything For Peaches

andy.fail — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 06:00:00 -0700

Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me. ~NSHA

The Snaxbox 360

stephenwood51 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

Sometimes All You Need To Fix

andy.fail — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 07:00:00 -0700

And you know, whatever you find laying in your grandparent's basement. That usually does the trick. ~NSHA

High Octane Vintage

andy.fail — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:45:00 -0700

Untitled

MildlyAmused — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:00:04 -0700

The Faucet That Dreamt It Was a Showerhead

stephenwood51 — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 08:00:00 -0700

A Very Accessible Brand of Music

stephenwood51 — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:49:00 -0800

Dubstep? No, ixnay on the whole "stepping" thing...

The FAILgate

stephenwood51 — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Wishing You a Redneck Christmas

andy.fail — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 04:00:00 -0800

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it. ~NSHA

Who Said Computer Fans Had to Be Internal?

theresaburger — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 05:00:00 -0700

No Bag? No Problem!

theresaburger — Tue, 06 Aug 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Wear Your Heart on Your Sleeve

stephenwood51 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:00:00 -0700

And your opinions on your door.

Quenching Sprinkler System

ichcjasmine — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:00:00 -0700

The Best Sharpie in the Business

stephenwood51 — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0800

If you're taking another guys job, and he happens to leave a stack of his business cards at his desk, there's no need to get your own!

Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed

andy.fail — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:00:00 -0700

From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here. ~NSHA