That was the last time I ever went to see an apartment described as having a “Quaint view”.

We all have a role to play in building a better future for the next generation.  We’ll start with candy company reform.

So wait, were Dash and Violet named AFTER their birth? How else would they have known one was fast, and the other could make purple forcefields? Head ASPLODE…

Julie writes in to say “Jack-Jack alludes to his powers too: jack of all trades.”

Max writes in to say “I contend that Violet was so named by Pixar…because she is a Shrinking Violet…”

Head IMPLODE.

For faster results, eat three servings of each per day.

(All nutrition facts were pulled from the internet which means they’re completely legit.)

The Oatmeal’s post is here. Pretty darn good too. You have to watch this NOVA program on Cuttlefish, if just to see the the ‘Broadclub’ Cuttlefish hypnosis strobe effect.

True friends don’t require common pleasantries.  They already know you’re a jerk, but like you anyway.

You’ll be proud to know that the Doghouse Diaries has moved its energy sources to 100% bacon power.

Crap. Would’ve been more effective if I used green.

In the words of the immortal Mitch Hedberg, “…here, you throw this away for me.” What did we forget to put on this list? Tell us on our Facebook post.

The number of shots of espresso one takes is like a badge of honor.  You don’t just get to ask for a triple espresso, unless you’ve demonstrated the ability to fall asleep after a double espresso.

If you liked this comic, then you might like this one, posted two weeks ago.  The punchlines are eerily similar.  Jeff from pleated-jeans.com built a time machine, went into the future, and inspired by our comic, went back in time to post his own version.  Well done, Jeff.