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OJ Simpson--Gangsta' Rapper

Harmon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:15:40 +0000

Before OJ Simpson went to prison (and after he murdered his wife and that other guy) he filmed a hidden camera prank show called, Juice'd.

The concept would be a prank would be pulled, OJ Simpson would pop out and go "You've been Juice'd!" This was part of a straight to DVD hidden camera prank show. OJ also rapped the title track to Juice'd. Dressed as a gangsta' rapper and surrounded by strippers here's the music video in all it's glory.

Enjoy Freedom Haters!

Sarah Palin: A Paranoid Rogue In Wisconsin

Harmon — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:03:50 +0000

Last night Sarah Palin delivered a speech at a Wisconsin Right To Lifeevent.

The Rogue (who is going such) of course didn’t allow press into the Milwaukee auditorium. With tickets $30 a head, attendees were unable to carry in cell phones, cameras, laptops, or recording devices of any kind, along with carry-in food or beverages, and of course strollers or car seats. (Yes, car seats.)

Some rogue-ass-shit must have really went down! (I wonder if Palin is moving into the latter stages of Nixon paranoia where she’s starting to think fruit bowls in her hotel room are bugged?) Since there was no mainstream news coverage of the event, we have to get details from personal blogs, such as the Christian conservative website, Motivational Truth. Here’re a few rogue highlights.

Palin on money:

“Governor Palin then began to tell a story of a conversation she and one of her friends in Alaska had a few weeks ago. Her friend had picked up a couple of the relatively new $1 dollar gold colored coins. They were discussing what was missing off of the front of the coins. Those four little words that have gotten America through her most troubling moments, “In God we trust”. As she observed; those four little words have been pushed off to the side of the coin. No longer prominently displayed on the face of the coin but those words have now been hidden on the outer edge of the coin. As she observed, this is kind of where we, as a Nation, have shoved God in our own lives.”

With more talk of her famous death panels for the elderly, and how” abortion is NOT health care,” Sarah Palin left the Wisconsin crowd with these words: “Don’t ever let anyone tell you to sit down and shut up!”

Strange thing for a politician to say that’s fearful of the press, recoding devices and baby strollers.

Liberals: Non-Christian and Un-American

Rev Neil Pudding — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:37:32 +0000

There have been, and still are, many politicians and politickers on the right (and some Democrats too - I remember faces better than names - for example, the guy with dark hair, from a Northern state; always wears a suit) have been understandably concerned about the question of Obama's country of origin and religious persuasion.

All along, President Hussein Obama and his cronies have claimed that he was born in Hawaii, and that he's a practicing Christian.

However, those of us in the know realize this man is an African Muslim. There's a mountain of evidence supporting this fact (no time to go into now), but the liberal media chooses to ignore it.

In the past week, I've been doing a little research to find out how many Demos have been similarly dishonest about their backgrounds. Here's what I've learned so far:

Jimmy Carter:

As the upcoming TV movie* will reveal, this supposedly Baptist peanut farmer is, as he claims, from Georgia. Only, it's not the same Georgia we'd thought it was.

That's right. Mr. Peanut was an atheist, born in the former Soviet Union.

To quote one of Jimmy's former colleagues, "In Soviet Russia, peanuts farm Jimmy Carter!"

* starring Gary Shandling

Bill Clinton:

Bubba says he's from Arkansas, and like Carter, pretends he was raised Baptist. I, for one, was not surprised to learn that the truth is very different.

Clinton was born is Western Canada, and brought up in a free love cult.

The cult, known as the "People's Love Farm and Communal Et Cetera Et Cetera" or "PLFCECEC", was the Canadian equivalent of the Manson Family. The major difference was that, as Canadians, members of the cult were all pacifists. Rather than rampaging murderously, they would gently insert cigars into their victims.

Al Franken:

This man openly admits to being a non-Christian, but he also claims to be from the United States. It didn't take long for me to learn the truth.

A moderate amount of research will reveal that Senator Franken is from SNL (Senegal).

Another African, like Obama.

An American Christian and a Senegalese Jew

The Other Side:

You may have heard rumors that Governor Shwarzenegger is Austrian, or that John McCain spent several years in a cottage in North Viet Nam (while the U.S. was at war with them, no less).

I looked it up. Both items are lies. Arnold is affecting that accent because he used to be an actor (look it up), and John was an all-thumbs naval officer who got captured by the enemy whilst screwing up a routine bombing raid. This stuff is all documented, my friends.

20 Year Old Movies We've Never Seen Before Reviews - The Lonely Guy

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:31:35 +0000

Yes, Freedom Haters!

We're back with another 20 year old movie we've NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

And this one is a real doozie.

It's called The Lonely Guy and it's got Steve Martin in it. One of our favorit comedians here at Freedom Haters.

Right when he was still pretty damn hip and with it, movie wise before he got all crappy (I'm looking at YOU, Pink Panther!!).

And it was written by Neil Simon.

What could go wrong?

Well, more or less, everything.

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Wal-Mart A Possible Big Petri-Dish Of Swine Flu

Harmon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:23 +0000

Guess what? Wal-Mart hands out demerits and docks their employees’ pay when they stay home sick from work. Great news when there’s a swine flu epidemic sweeping the land of discount box stores. According to a report by the National Labor Committee, a week of absence due to H1N1 could cost a Wal-Mart employee their job– leaving some with no other option but to work through the virus. (”I’m feeling a bit swine flu-y today. Oh well…”)

With the possibility of infecting all they come in contact, Wal-Mart is a big petri-dish potential of swine flu. And who exactly will get infected due to this Wal-Mart worrk policy? Simply go to the site People of Walmart and you’ll get a great idea of how Night of the Living H1N1 could possibly go down:

I think I'm coming down with a crack of swine flu!

Which aisle has the swine flu?

"That Bitch" is next up for some swine flu infestation!

But his swine flu smells like H1N1

Bend over and take your swine flu like a man

The full moon is out for swine flu at Wal-Mart

Carrie Prejean Makes Sex Tape To Prove Her Religious Stance

Harmon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:32:38 +0000

During the Miss America pageant Carrie Prejean spoke out that homosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to marry. Thank God a tape has just surfaced to emphasize her point that sex should only be between a man and a woman– in graphic detail for the entire Internet to see.

Yes, Carrie Prejean is not ashamed of her religious beliefs or getting it on for the whole world to see. Like how the religious right claims that God created dinosaur bones to test their faith, I think he also created the Carrie Prejean sex tape because…….....OH MY GOD! PRAISE JESUS!!

Damn you pageant, don’t take this woman’s crown away! Good bye Fox News. Hello Ron Jeremy! Donald Trump prepare for your close up?

Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Men Who Stare At Bottles

Harmon — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:50:57 +0000

Remember when Scientologists would sue anyone who criticized their cult? Bless L. Ron’s lucky boat for the Internet and the splattering of Planet Xenu across the web. Now former Scientologist Marc Headley has penned a book about his 15-year sojourn within the cult entitled, Blown For Good.

It gets better.

In 1990, Tom Cruise (fresh off the set of Days of Thunder) was assigned to practice auditing on young Headley. It gets jumping-on-Oprah’s couch freaky. Cruise took Headley through “Upper Indoctrination Training Routines.” ( “Upper Indoc TRs” in Scientology-speak.)

Cruise instructed Headley through something called “the book-and-bottle routine.” The star of Top Gun (and let’s not forget Far and Away) instructed Headley to speak to inanimate objects, such as a book, a bottle, an ashtray, a chair, etc…, and tell it to stand up, sit down, or move somewhere. And not only that, but do so for hours on end.

Think of it like Men Who Stare At Goats, but with a book, a bottle, an ashtray, a chair, etc….

Yes, Tom Cruise: psyops spy trainer for the Church of Scientology!

Mythbusters Squeezes The Charmin!

flojo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:29:25 +0000

Just getting back into watching Mythbusters.

I know those guys on the show are special effects artists, but I got curious as to what films they've done special effects on.

Well, it turns out that one of the Mythbusters, Adam Savage, has a lot more than special effects in his background.

He was a child actor and appearred with the legendary Mr. Whipple in a "Don't squeeze the Charmin" commercial!

And on Sesame Street!

And even in the Billy Joel video, Second Wind.

The meanies at Sony wouldn't let their video be embedded, but follow the link above to the YouTube clip.

(He shows up about 2 minutes in. Forgot how retarded that video was.)

Below is Adam & Mr. Whipple

The Sarah Palin Speeches We'll Never Hear

Harmon — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:08:08 +0000

Comedy = Time + Distance. What if ridiculous idiot Sarah Palin was elected to the second most powerful position in America? What kind of victory speech would she have given? Would it have been classic Sarah? You betcha! Was their a last minute showdown between McCain and staffers to prevent her from delivering a babbling concession speech? You betcha!

The Daily Beast has obtained the speeches Sarah Palin planned to deliver on Election Night 2008 in both circumstances. And here’s where it gets good. Apparently:

“The clash between the McCain and Palin camps became so heated, we reveal, that McCain’s aides literally turned the lights out on Palin when she retook the stage later that night to take pictures with her family, fearing that she would give the concession speech after all.”

Kind of an allegory of the entire campaign. Now-a-days Palin gets hundreds of thousands of dollars to deliver her maverick-filled speeches. We can see touches of brilliance in her concession speech when she toasted “black citizen” Barack Obama for winning.

-Laugh-out-loud-line from victory speech (keep in mind again this was intended for the vice president victory speech):

“And I said to my husband Todd that it’s not a step down when he’s no longer Alaska’s ‘First Dude.’ He will now be the first guy ever to become the ‘Second Dude.’”

-Laugh-out-loud-line from concession speech:

“I told my husband Todd to look at the upside: Now, at least, he can clear his schedule, and get ready for championship title number five in the Iron Dog snow machine race!”

Sarah Palin was (is) the balloon boy dad of politics. In case you need reminding, here is a taste of the utopian America that could’ve been:

A Little Bo Peep Story

Canaderek — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:00:51 +0000

This week, I'm moving on from David Icke and his lizard monster fantasies to an equally-interesting fellow: The late Marshall Applewhite (photo to the left).

This man's "Heaven's Gate" was a very special little cult. Marshall and his wife Bonnie went by the names "Bo" and "Peep" (Bonnie died in 1985, and Marshall and his new partner became "Ti" and "Do" - unfortunately for posterity, those names aren't nearly as funny, so I'm sticking with "Bo" and "Peep").

After introducing themselves - as "Bo" and "Peep", I feel I can't overstress that - Marshall and partner would impart information regarding Earth's doom.

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