Top Hats and Tallywhackers Podcast

THATcast 2.0

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:08:00 +0000

Hey ladies and gentlemen, in case you didn't already know (and I apologise for not updating on here sooner, to be honest, I kinda forgot) THATcast has moved to an all new site that allows a more streamlined experience when it comes to our particular brand of nonsense. So follow the link in the title to our new home on Podbean.com!

Fear not, this page isn't entirely abandoned. It will stand as testament and grand archive of our origins, maintaining the old shows that gave rise to us in the first place.

Thank you for your continued support and stay shiny out there.

Sharp-O

Big Gorram Dog

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:30:00 +0000

Our heroes return with pitiful and plentiful excuses. Sharp-O mouth-breaths through the show due to his cold while Bast Amor and Stapleklown flirt like the married couple they are. They bring you tales of the world's largest dog and the squirrel who was banned from a rollercoaster! Shocking! All this and vague mentionings of the upcoming second season of THATcast.

With the muscial stylings of Alphaville and Dr Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog.

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THATcast - Transformers: The Movie (Commentary)

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:18:00 +0000

Our heroes finally get their skidplates in gear and watch the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie. Sharp-O defends his favourite childhood movie as Bast Amor and Stapleklown make fun of it. Awkward sexul innuendo, plot holes, the rocking soundtrack, and lame jokes are all thrown into the smelting pool as the THATcast crew venture into their first DVD commentary!

Transformers: The Movie is copyright of Hasbro, Sunbow Production, Toei Animation and others, we do not own the rights to this film. Please support the official release.

Imoral Combat

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:22:00 +0000

Our heroes return to the space year 2010 to find the world a much different place to the one they left. As such, faux pas are made and lines are crossed in their attempt to bring insight and humour into the new decade. Their triumphs and tribulations includes:

Tragedies past and present.
Bizarre "What if..." scenarios.
Bears and their barbecues.
The marvels of Technology
The introduction of a new segment: The Aimee Minute.
The Ice Age of 2010
Transformers: The Movie commentary and other Announcements.

With soundbites from the around the world:
We Are Golden - Mika
Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
Achievement Unlocked - Microsoft
Newswipe with Charlie Brooker
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Commando
Mortal Kombat theme

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Merry Castmas

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:11:00 +0000

Our heroes try to turn a Live Show debacle into a serviceable podcast. In this special Yule Tide episode dedicated to Ian Cook and Harvey MF'n Locust, our heroes try to perform a veritable variety act whilst also teaching the next generation how to be Ghostbusters (AKA play video games), including such marvels as:

Our favourite Christmas movies and moments
Exchange gifts early
Become the first podcast to discuss the death of Brittany Murphy
Bear witness to violent crimes
Tell tales of college
Argue the merits of Doctor Who

All this and the festive musical stylings of Weird Al Yankovic and the BBC National Orchestra of Wales.
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from everyone at Top Hats & Tallywhackers podcast!

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Apodcastlypse Now

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:57:00 +0000

Our heroes return with more controversy and conversation with the emphasise on controversy. They discuss a myriad of topics, such as:

Bast Amor reviews The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Stapleklown uses onomatopoeia to describe Gamer
Sharp-O defends his good name (with varying results)
The idea for our Christmas Extravaganza

With the musical stylings of:
Rebecca Rothwell
Baba O'Reilly - The Who
The Cowboys of Moo Mesa
Team Fortress 2
Stacey's Mom - Bowling For Soup

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The Sex Loft: Part Deux

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:26:00 +0000

Our heroes return with more laughter, chat, and sexual innuendo than you can shake a stick at. They trudge the depths of recent news and developments to bring you such scintillating topics as:

The Halo Reach leaks
The freezing point of Scotch
The machinima, Freeman's Mind
Boris Johnson's heroic escapades.
The tastiness that is Squeeky Crunch™
Demanding a Second Series

All this as well as audio jappery provided by:
Rebecca Rothwell
Milkman - Little Kuriboh
Ninjabridge
Russell Howard's Good News
Freeman's Mind
Super Smash Bros. Melee
There Goes My Hero - Paramore
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang

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The Old Timers

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:39:00 +0000

Our intrepid heroes return with new equipment and old memories as they reminisce about times past. Sharp-O and Stapleklown's homoerotic endeavours are explored while Bast Amor becomes more and more violent. All this and:

The results of the commentary listener poll
The BNP on Question Time
Halloween and Christmas shenannigans

With music by Jason Mraz and Brad Paisley

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Time 2 Rhyme Special

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:08:00 +0000

In this special episode of Top Hats & Tallywhackers, Sharp-O is joined by the man who could be the next Chuck Norris and the rapping sensation known as Deadly Combination! Origins are explored, podcast-jacking rap performances ensue, and threats of violence are made as Sharp-O guides his three old friends into the world of podcasting.

With more soundclips from the likes of:
Save the World, Get the Girl - The King Blues
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Freebeats.com
Hot Fuzz
Full Metal Panic Fumoffu
Tenacious D
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
Numb/Encore - Linkin Park & Jay-Z

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Radio Gaga

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:58:00 +0000

It's a week of controversy as our heroes are devided by the greatest debate of all time. Not only that but Sharp-O resorts to psychological warefare against Bast Amor while Stapleklown is on the receiving end of her wrath. All of this and:

Flashforward
The clientele of Jobcentres
The lack of enthusiasm for a dying franchise

Remember, listeners! Don't forget to submit your choice for our first movie commentary! Your choices are:

Iron Man
Ghostbusters 2
Twilight
Back To The Future

With more soundclips from the likes of:
I am the One and Only - Chesney Hawks
Fat-Pie.com
Jeff Dunham
Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope
Family Guy
Pokemon Centre Theme - Game Freak/Nintendo
Never Gonna Give You Up - Seth Macfarlane

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The Sex Loft

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:07:00 +0000

Two of our heroes gang upon on an unsuspecting Sharp-O as the fallout of Laurengate is felt. As they resolve their differences, they find out a lot of things about each other, and strive forward to uncover the truth behind the universe such as:

Where do postmen put their ill-gotten gains?
How loud does a kitten have to be to be heard over the engine of a car?
Why do people feel compelled to break their own faces open?
Do you like waffles?

All this and the usual audiotastic action from:
Do You Like Waffles - Parry Gripp
Jeff Dunham
Venture Bros.
Family Guy: Blue Harvest
The Baron
The Spirit of Massachusetts - Family Guy
Jump - Van Halen

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All The Fun of The Fair!

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:19:00 +0000

The shit hits the fan this week as our heroes are subjected to verbal, psychological, and spousal abuse. They have no time to suffer from Die Hard Sequal Naming Syndrome though, as they wade through the myriad of topics bestowed upon them by the Gods of Podcasting:

The passing of celluloid legends
Bast Amor being born in the wrong decade
Piratical Shenanigans
The Ashby Statutes
Stapleklown being used as a lure for paedophiles
The douche-baggery of Kanye West
Sharp-O taking an aural assault

Co-starring:
Time of my life - Family Guy: Blue Harvest
Nostalgia Critic
McDonalds
The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog
Hot Fuzz
Naruto Abridged Parody
Barack Obama
Disney's Mulan
When You Were Young - The Killers

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A decade of Podcasts later.....

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:13:00 +0000

We finally hit double digits and it doesn't get any better than this. Well it can, but just listen to the podcast anyway! You'll hear:

People insulting Sharp-O
Name checking other podcasts
A new World of... economy
People stroking Sharp-O's ego
Tales from College
Marital Bliss
The entrance of a new hero!

With all the audio-y goodness of:
Daydreamin' - Lupe Fiasco (Remix)
The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
Portal
Breath Slow - Alesha Dixon

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Won't somebody please think of the listeners!?

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:57:00 +0000

Sharp-O returns with Stapleklown and Bast Amor with an extra long episode! They try their best not to alienate the devoted listeners as they contemplate humanity, insanity, and beastiality. No stone is left unturned as our heroes delve into the depths of:

Psychotic Pre-Teens
A deal between the House of Ideas and the House of Mouse
Vampire fandom
Big Brother's last stand

With an audio credits list longer than The Dark Knight's but feature such highlights as:
I need a hero - Shrek 2
The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog
Ghostbusters
Red vs. Blue
Venture Bros
Rifftrax - Twilight
Clerks II
The Big Bang Theory
Anthem for the Underdog - 12 Stones

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That which burns twice as hot....

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:33:00 +0000

..burns half as long. Well, not quite half as long but a little shorter than usual. Stapleklown and Bast Amor return to Casa Del THATcast to join Sharp-O to break the world record for most bullshit discussed in 50mins with such topics as:

Innuendo
The perils of Podcasting
More Movie and Game talk
G.I. Joe
Texts From Last Night

Now with 30% more plagerism! Like:
Watchmen Cartoon Theme Song - Happy Harry
Naruto Abridged Parody
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
Justice League
Family Guy
G.I. Joe: The Movie
Viva Pinata
Unbeatable Banzuke
Alone in The Dark
McDonalds
Final Fantasy X
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

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Double Whammy

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:24:00 +0000

You lucky, lucky people! Not only are you getting two episodes in as many days, but this episode features two, count 'em, TWO guest hosts. That's right folks, it's the first THATcast threesome with our two guest hosts, Stapleklown and Bast Amor, and your ever-present Sharp-O. Fun, frolics, and fornication of the mind ensue.

Amongst the topics of discussion this week:

Forging friendships
DC's Blackest Night
Xbox Live, Avatar Marketplace, and other games
And all points inbetween

Including positively audiogasmic clips from:
The Tick
Blazing Saddles
Ghostbusters
Rainbow
Space Pirates
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Home Improvement
Dodgeball: An Underdog Story
Batman

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aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com - Us
stapleklown.deviantart.com - Stapleklown's DeviantArt page

After weeks of research, our product is less seasoned...

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:34:00 +0000

In shorter terms, episode 6 'Now with less Parsley' of THATCast is FINALLY on the air.

I would like to start by apoligising for the lateness of this Podcast. I would tell the story, but it involves scenes I'm rather uncomfortable with. That and I am in my Nightwares.

Lets just say lessons were learnt on the subject of the fragile state of time and existance, esspecially when Butterflies are involved.

This episode features:
A topic
Another topic
A third Topic

As you can tell from the synopsis, it really has been that long since I even listened to this. So, instead of prattling on in the fashion that THATCast fans have grown accustomed to, I shall leave you to your light chucklage. Theirs a certian Hyper space Insect farm that I have to visit...

Acreditation and acknowledgments for sound clips:
Erm... VEGETA!

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05.5: The Stop-Gap Measure

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:05:00 +0000

If you thought the last podcast was late, I'd hate to see the anger on your face right now. Apologies from both myself and Aikman for our lack of updating recently but as a way to make up for our complete incompetence we've brought back everyone's favourite guest-host: Reynolds!

Sharp-O and Reynolds will be taking you through a myriad of topics including, but not limited to:

Bus Timetables
The Doctor's New Duds http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8160710.stm
Shifting into Top Gear
Reynold's hatred of flannel shirts
Mike Shinoda! http://www.mikeshinoda.com/art

With all the taste and less added calories than regular THATcast soundclips:
Leonard Nimoy, Transformers: The Movie
Johnny Bravo, Cartoon Network
Pikachu, Pokemon
Shaun of The Dead, Nick Frost

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Contact Details:
aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com - Us
jamie_reynolds89@yahoo.co.uk - Reverbed

It's all in reverse.... ! EVIF EDOSIPE

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:42:00 +0000

Well, it took us over a week past the deadline, but it's done!

*A faint 'horray' can be heard throughout the land*

So, without further or due, we cut straight to the chase. This week are topics include:

The BNP
Fox Hunting
Sharp-O's collection of humorously distastful news stoires

And other less contrivertial topics

'Episode 5: The Episode of Fail', now ready for your listening pleasure... DO IT NOW!

Acreditation and acknowledgments for sound clips:
TeamFourStar - Dragon Ball Z: Abridged
The BBC and the incredible talents of Michael Bond and Ivor Wood *titter* - The Herbs
InVision Entertainment - Street Fighter: The Animated Series
The BBC and the maginifcant team Sydney Newman, C.E Webber and Donald Wilson - Doctor Who
Nikki Grahame and the good folks at Big Brother
Filmation, Matel and DC Comics - He Man and the Masters of the Universe
Van Halen - Jump
Little Kuriboh - YuGiOh Abridged
0800 R-E-V-E-R-S-E advert
InVision Entertainment - Street Fighter: The Animated Series
All other sound clips aquired from http://www.findsounds.com/types.html

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Episode 4 'Next to the Ragu' deemed 'Saucy'...

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:52:00 +0000

He’s back kids! Mr Sharp-O has once again returned to grace us with his almighty presence.

Straight to the nitty gritty this week, with a speedy show run down (not that you’re bothered anyway. I mean, does anyone even read these things? I don’t know, you give and you give and for what? To forever be ignored, having what shred of intellectualism you offer disregarded for the chants of highly trained, violent space monkeys and a green Grande feline, composite of a common herb).

Elaborate pranks

The best thing to happen to console gaming since Shigeru Miyamoto considered the metaphorical context of the Plumbing trade, and chucked in an Italian stereotype for good measure

The weather (the sign clearly states we will deal with the frivalities of the Universe, get used to it!)

And of course… SHARP-O’S RETURN!

‘Top Hats & Tallywhackers’ Episode 4 ‘Next to the Ragu’… what? I don’t need to say anything else. That works as a plug line
It does
It so does
Stop arguing
No you stop it!
If your this far, you’ve been arguing with an abstract concept… how does that burn feel?

Oh, before I forget (I tell a lie, I already forgot, I'm just editing this post... nnnnow!) Here is everything you need to make your very own 'Tony Hart...' memeology.

And whilst were at it, have the original, on the house

Remember, the tagline is: Words cannot describe the awesome!!!1! one

Acreditation and acknowledgments for sound clips:
TeamFourStar - Dragon Ball Z: Abridged
The BBC and the incredible talents of Michael Bond and Ivor Wood *titter* -The Herbs
InVision Entertainment - Street Fighter: The Animated Series
Yorkshire Television (1988) - Raggy Dolls
The Hebrew religion (or 'Jews' to you and me - Oseh Shalom , sung and performed by 'Sam Glaser'
Little Kuriboh - YuGiOh Abridged
'Mr Sharp-O' the song an interpretation of 'Magical Trevor' - Weeble
All other sound clips aquired from http://www.findsounds.com/types.html

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We couldn't resist the generic 'Star Wars' reference

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:01:00 +0000

Welcome back, unless this is your first visit. In which case, WELCOME!

Episode 3 of THATCast is but a miniscule mouse click away from being in your clutches my friend (this considered, so are all the other podcasts provided on this site, but lets not get caught up in the paperwork).

This weeks instalment includes (to be read in the voice of the announcer for the conveyor belt in 'The Generation Game', complete with prompted 'Ohhh's):

A guest host
Student living
A 60's children's show reference
A cuddly toy! *
A mongoose
The depth of Aikman's immaturity
And a little green Lion

'Aikman' and 'Reynolds' gently enthral you with these topics, and a few more... possibly...

Check it out! Pass it on! Make Remixes! Our Copyright says you can.

*This joke is manditory when using 'The Generation Game' in any comical context. Top Hats & Tallywhackers do not condone the use of poor jokes unless such quips coincide with the Law.

Acreditation and acknowledgments for sound clips:
TeamFourStar - Dragon Ball Z: Abridged
The BBC and the incredible talents of Michael Bond and Ivor Wood *titter* -The Herbs
InVision Entertainment - Street Fighter: The Animated Series
Little Kuriboh - YuGiOh Abridged
All other sound clips aquired from http://www.findsounds.com/types.html

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jamie_reynolds89@yahoo.co.uk - Reverbed

Episode 2: It's a little better than the last one... honest!

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Thu, 21 May 2009 08:29:00 +0000

It's true! Although ever so silightly belated, episode two of 'Top Hats & Tallywhackers' is on the air!

Battling through disapointing social events and technological defects, your brave and valiant hosts 'Aikman' and 'Sharp-O' once again talk bullshit for an hour or so...

This editions exiting topics include:
The declaration of WAR!... on Facebook
The first reading of the Emails (P.S KEEP EM COMING!)
Alternative names for your John Thomas

As well as a whole redundant Internet meme! Eck gad!

'If I told you it sounds like "I'm a Cheetah"... is available for sound gob consumption NOW!

Also, support the Youtube page, if you would http://www.youtube.com/user/THATCast

Acreditation and acknowledgments for sound clips:
FUNimation, Toei Animation and Akira Toriayama - Dragon Ball Z
TeamFourStar - Dragon Ball Z: Abridged
Picinicface - Powerthirst... I think... have a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
All other sound clips aquired from http://www.findsounds.com/types.html

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Contact details: aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com

Did we do it? If not, the title of this weeks cast is a slanderous lie!

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:16:00 +0000

To answer the above question, and make it redundant, if your reading this blog then yes... yes we did...

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!

*Coughs* Exuse me...

Your eyes do not decive you, we have finally released the first (although some may argue inorgrial, but thats a different story) official full length episode of 'Top Hats & Tallywhackers' - the Podcast!

Aptly titled 'We Did It!', your ever sexy host 'Sharp-O' and the abomination of a host 'Aikman' traverse the mountains of frivalities, disscussing such unessercaries:

The prenunciation of Aikman's name... AGAIN! ¬.¬
Why N64 may be the greatest achivement of mankind
Afro Samurai (NOTE: We Don't ACTUALLY discuss that, I just wanted to share with you how awesome it is... it is TTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS awesome! Samuel L Jackson in an anime... as two characters? Brilliance. Anyway)

As well as two, count them TWO jingles!

So sit back, relax, and listen to the soothing sounds of 'Top Hats & Tallywhackers' episode 1! If you don't... well, we can't really blame you.

Contact details:
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'Hi there!' teaser trailer! Hoozar!

aikmanandsharpo@hotmail.com (Aikman & Sharp-O) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:27:00 +0000

That's right, it is, as the old proverb says 'exactly what it says on the can'... If you replace 'can' with 'Blog title' that is.

Wrapped in tantalising lingerie (I would presume a deep set of Purple, black lace, with matching French Knickers and suspenders and stockings for that final sentual touch... but that's considering the tenuous 'teaser' link far too much), we are proud to present our VERY FIRST RELEASE!

In the short five minute long Podcast trailer, your hosts 'Aikman' and 'Sharp-O' endulge your ever patient sound gobs with the following yumminess:

Inane hooting
Clarifing the ownership of THATCast
The Possibility of Stephen Fry being a Robot

... Not too shabby for five minutes, and it's all free!
So attatch yourself to the feed, or download from this page, and get your copy TODAY!

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