The Thai Pirate - Thai Blog and Travel Stories

Invite to the swanky Mandarin Oriental Bangkok

2011-12-10T04:56:07+00:00

Anyone who has yet to have experience the gorgeous Mardarin Oriental Bangkok Hotel really should make a beeline for it ASAP, if only to go in for a drink in one of the very nice bars spread around the hotel lobby and surrounding halls.

(pic above: the Royal Ballroom) Sutiya and I were invited by the folks at the Embassy of Finland to celebrate their 94th Anniversary of Independence (from the Russian Empire), as we've done some work for them in the past (and very nice people they are too!)

Anyway, what a place! The service and general atmosphere are sublimely relaxing, and if you do go, look out for the black and white photos throughout the lobby that show how the hotel looked 50 years ago!

(pic above: the Lobby at the Mardarin Oriental, Bangkok) We didn't stay the night though, the room price range around the 30-35k mark per night, although, judging by the rest of the place, I'm pretty confident its worth it.

Anyone who wants to find out more about the Mardarin Oriental, visit their website here.

Scary Croc Feeding at Million Years Stone Park - Pattaya

2011-11-20T23:53:18+00:00

Wow, if you're in Pattaya one day and fancy trying something interesting, head down to Pattaya's Million Years Stone Park for an afternoon.

You may have to fight your way through crowds of Russians, but the feeding of the crocadiles is a must see.. The 'thunk' sound made when the croc's snap their jaws shut is quite thought provoking, ..... sounds just like two cricket bats slamming together.

Some of these crocs are h-u-g-e... The rest of the park is good as well, with a live croc show (mad thai fella putting his head in croc's mouth, etc) plus other animals. Good for a family jaunt - website here www.thaistonepark.org

Flooding in Bangkok Continues

2011-11-09T14:54:20+00:00

The plughole that is Bangkok has had too much water to handle lately, and the floods endlessly continue, with little sign of respite. I think this has been a baptism of fire for the current PM, Ms Yingluck Shinawatra, who has fared fairly badly during the whole drama....

Proving that 'style' definitely triumphs over 'substance' in Thai politics, she appeared early on at some of the poorer flooded neighbourhoods of Bangkok, sporting a fetching pair of 15,000 baht Burberry boots. If that isn't bad enough, she was also slated for using the same sound bites she used three months prior to win the election... 'thai people must stand united,' 'we must be strong in the face of adversity, 'watch out for that bloody massive crocodile swimming up soi 5' etc

(pic above - street in Sai Mai, which was not flooded two days before this photo was shot... The bloke on the bike does eventually 'go for it', although it took him about 10 minutes of deep consideration!)

So Bangkok remains a complete mess for the time being; last year the protests and army, this year widespread flooding... What the bloody hell is gonna happen next year?

(Side note: I wonder, for all the Abhisit haters... Do you think Abhisit might have handled this whole affair a little more competently?)

Temple Monuments and Imagery

2011-11-01T12:19:46+00:00

I don't get a lot of chance to go to temples these days. I'm not a Buddhist, or even much for religion in general, although I think it's obvious that in the right hands religion can do so much good (and sadly vice versa).

Anyway my wife is a Buddhist, although she doesn't feel the need to overtly show this and only goes to the temple when it takes her, which quite suits me, as I do find them incredibly peaceful places.

Anyway, we ended up in a temple in Hua Hin, one we've not been before, and this place had some incredible statues and artwork, although most of these impressive monuments were quite chilling.

In this pic above, this pond lies just next to the temple entrance, and is hidden away so you probably would walk straight passed it. Aiden was wandering outside and so I noticed it. To me, the shadowy relaxed figure in the background has despatched three gruesome beasts towards you. The most intimidating for me is the submerged croc whose shoulders are poised in a jump position, it's beady cold eyes just above the water level.... This thing is about to pounce and eat you!

Then you have his two chillingly ugly associates to the left and right; the zombie-eyed snake / boa, on the right of the picture, and that awful scaly worm on the left, slithering across the sides of the pond heading right in your direction.. This pond is a nightmare! If anyone can tell me any real facts about the shadowy character at the back I would be interested, I'm sure there is a story...

Now I've seen this fella before, the seven headed snake, although admittedly my knowledge of it's character, meaning or significance are non-existent and so again if anyone knows anything interesting about this horrific beast, please share.

Finally (and the picture doesn't do it justice) we have this huge entranceway, currently being renovated. You'll notice the two huge elephants, supporting the weight of the entire building, and the multiple headed, Chinese dragons scaling the columns, with the huge figure of Buddha (i think) in the background. He himself is the size of a bus..... Of course you have the hunched Buddhist monk at the centre, himself shielded by a golden umbrella.

It really is impressive stuff. Although in this temple it seems that the many statues are incredibly war-like, and fear inducing, not something I'm really used to in most of the temples I've encountered.

Riding in a Thai 'Rot Doo' (Thai taxi minibus)

2011-10-09T13:15:22+01:00

Riding in one of these vans is like sleeping with the enemy for regular Thai road users.... These 'white and silver bullets,' that blitz down the highways and bi-ways of Thailand, at skidmark speeds, and with their willy-nilly bumper welding have been a source of massive driver angst for me.... so it was with reluctance and huge surprise, to find out that these road jokers do actually offer an incredibly-good-value-for-money service.

Since moving to Prauchuap a few months back, I found myself stepping into a rot doo to get to Bangkok (the better half needed the car)... and I've pretty much been in one ever since.

The advantages are simple.

To get to Bangkok from Hua Hin one-way is 180 Baht (3 quid). Bangkok to Pattaya 100 baht (2 quid) and Pattaya to Hua Hin 300 baht (6 quid).. You cannot argue with those prices.. If you were to multiply each figure by 5, you've roughly got the same cost of travelling by car (and not to mention you also can't have a kip en route).

SO, since finding this out, I've pretty much 'rot doo'ed' my way all over central Thailand.. Not just because I'm a cheap arse, but also because I now don't get caught up in all the speedway antics that left me so aggro before... I can leave all that to the driver..

A few tips for riding the Thai rot doo..

1. Don't sit at the back seat.. These will always get avoided like the plague by experienced rot doo passengers.... this is because you'll feel every bump, magnified by ten, the suspensions on some of these minibuses have been seriously hammered, and hills and bumps can mean you leave the seat completely (tall people will likely hit their heads on the roof of the van!).. Personally, I've found the seat behind the driver to be consistently the one that offers the most room, or the seat at the front of the van, next to the driver.

2. Try not to carry too much baggage.. It will minimise your already tight space. Leave it at home if possible. And definitely don't travel with small kids, this could be difficult at best....

3. Take food and drink... Most of the times these guys stop at petrol stations etc, but sometimes not. I often enjoy a beer or two on the bus, which can make for a nice night time drive..

4. Don't take a rot doo if you have to keep to a strict schedule (i.e like an airport run). If the bus isn't full, you may find yourself waiting for long-ish periods at various stops en route, so the driver can try to coax people in to top up his takings.. Also, you're likely to fill up at one of those NGV gas stations, and this can take forever. especially if you hit a queue.... I normally calculate the normal driving time, plus an hour and a bit..... this should easily cover it, but not always.

5. Don't be rude to the driver... Especially if you plan to take rot doo's regularly.. The drivers keep the same routes etc. So if you tell him to 'eff off' one day, it'll probably be the same guy driving you next month... Not good.... they'll ALWAYS remember you.

6. Get out the van when possible..... If the driver stops at a station, especially if they're filling up at an NGV, get out and walk off that DVT, even if just for the change of scenery.... If you're near home, journey times can still be long (it's taken me 6 hours Hua Hin to Pattaya before, without going through Bangkok!)

7. If you want to get a rot doo from somewhere to somewhere, but don't know where the rot doo's are, just grab a cab and tell the taxi 'yark bai rot doo hua hin' / or 'yark bai rot doo bangkok' etc (I want to get a minibus to hua hin / I want to get a mini bus to bangkok') etc. It's surely not the finest Thai vocab in the world, but its short and easy to remember, and the taximan (hopefully) will do the rest.

Enjoy the rot doo's! Not for the faint hearted though (but then, neither are the Thai roads, eh).

Opportunity Knocks in Thailand? I'd tell them to get lost..

2011-08-28T17:41:21+01:00

I'm currently down in Hua Hin / Pranburi, and have been staying at the same place for a few months. i was at home minding my own on a peaceful Saturday morning, little 'un playing with his little mate, telly on, nice weather etc.

I look over to one of the houses opposite, owned by a Danish fella who had a bad accident back in Denmark and is currently wheelchair bound. Notice two Thai guys in his front room, talking to him. I think nothing of it and carry on pottering.

About 5 minutes later a knock knock on the door. I get up to see the same two guys through the window. A bit surprised, as I open the door I'm greeted by wide grins and 'pleased to meet you', hand shakes instead of wai's....Before I've opened my mouth they are in the front room, and I'm on the back foot.

They are both dressed fairly sharp. The shorter one has a bit of a nasty look about him, pointy features... definitely a bruiser, wide smile but glinty eyes and a teeth or two missing. The other one looks a lot more innocent, taller. 'Good cop bad cop' I thought.

They are busy talking to me, I haven't managed to say anything or ask who they are... What do these guys want?

Pointy sticks a brochure in front of me and fingers at his own face, sitting in a crowd of uniformed Thai's at some photo shoot. He's telling me he's an ever-so important guy, and then pulls out one of those face diagrams with the head honcho at the top.... He's ranking about three quarters up to the right... I notice he's got a picture of a gun and bullets stitched into his t-shirt... not keen on this one.

'Where you from?' Pointy says. England, I say. 'Ooooh, very good, you're a very good man' he says.. Hmmm.

'What do you want?'

'We are from the police and army', says Pointy. 'We are collecting for the officers injured'. He shows me a black and white photo of some guy in a wheelchair.

Police and Army?

He shows me more photos. And then pulls out a little receipt book. Pointing out of the window to a house across the estate he flicks through the pages with various sums of thousands of baht... saying 'man over there give me 8,000 Baht. The guy over there, he gave me 5000 Baht.

'you know, just a small amount' pipes up good cop...

I was surprised at the speed my own anger took hold. Opening the door, I told them to bugger off, and sharpish.... They both looked somewhat aghast, and shuffled out the door, which was quickly shut, and locked behind them.

Pacing around the house walking off the adrenaline, I tried to locate the reason as to why I reacted in such a hostile way.....

Maybe i got angry because I took these two for a couple of tricksters... I certainly didn't like the little one.... Anyone over 12 who walks around with guns and such stitched into their shirt has issues.

Maybe I got angry because I don't feel like i need to give the police more money, as they regularly fleece me and colleagues for what they can get, when they can get it.

But I think mainly, the reason I got so upset was the comment of '5000 baht, you know, small amount'.... To anyone who has lived and worked with Thai's, 5000 Baht is not such a small amount.

There are quite a few occasions in Thailand when you get up close and personal with poverty... Pretty disturbing poverty... The needy in Thailand are not too hard to find.. I would much rather give money to one of the poor souls sprawled out on the baking concrete floor on a Bangkok footpath, or to one of the 5 year old kids dodging traffic selling lucky necklaces.. i'd like one of these two jokers to convince these guys that 5000 baht is 'just a small amount'.

But maybe it is a worthy cause, and I'm just being a mean farang...

Has anyone had a experience when a Thai has knocked at the door, and it is a genuinely worthy cause? Or are these things generally just cheap and nasty scams?

Thoughts About 'Face' (1)

2011-08-05T00:58:06+01:00

Trying as one constantly does to understand that little bit more, reach that little bit further, into Thai culture, you often come across / hear mentioned 'face,' and the way that it affects Thai's. In fact you come across it so often, you may come to believe it is a driving factor in day to day life in Thailand.

I was flicking through some blog posts and came across Laurence Michael's excellent site focused on Phuket, intoPhuket, and read his post on 'How to act in Thailand'.

Quote: 'For a lot of Thai's the concept of face is of the utmost importance and they will likely do anything in their power to gain retribution over someone who makes them lose face. To make a Thai lose face, all you must do is make them look foolish, stupid or flat out wrong especially in the presence of other Thai's.'

This is also my understanding of face, but it got me thinking..... Although this is considered an important, if not unique, part of Thai culture, are we in the West so different?

For instance, think of the last time somebody (who wasn't family etc) deliberately set out to make you look foolish...

Didn't you try to seek retribution in some way..?

.. maybe, you still are?

Out and About in Central Bangkok

2011-08-03T07:27:38+01:00

Had a day in town, walking around parts of central Bangkok, taking in the general atmos.

Oh yeah, we know what goes down in them places eh fellas, nudge nudge, wink wink etc

Eeek !

Room with a View - The Dusit Thani, Hua Hin

2011-07-18T16:10:06+01:00

Folks just took a trip out to Thailand to see the nipper. They booked into the Dusit Thani in Hua Hin. We've stayed there many times since our first visit in 2008 as it really is a great place. There is alot of competition in Cha Am / Hua Hin for nice hotels, but for service and value we all love the Dusit.

It has it all, nice restaurants, sea and clean beach, and a whacking great pool / koi pond to boot. With a view like this from the balcony, you could spend large portions of your holiday just hanging about in your room! Their website here.

5 things I didn't like about Thailand, but now can't live without

2011-07-01T15:45:17+01:00

1. unnecessary car park attendents - these guys really used to tick me off. Even THE assumption that I need help parking was enough to annoy me... and the fact that they stood in the way of the reversing car whilst blowing their whistle and waving their hands about made them fair game as roadkill.

Now: I love these people. If they are not there when I pull up I get nervous.

2. M150 - just an insane amount of sugar... Knocks redbull into a hat... ... I drink this stuff everyday now, to such an extent, it's worrying.

3. toilet bum gun - I thought this thing was just absolutely awful on first experience... three years down the line... I can't live without them. Toilet roll is for dirty people.

4. real Thai restaurants - Dirty grey buildings, breeze blocks, metal tables and plastic chairs, who could possibly enjoy eating in one of these places...! You'd surely die?? Wrong. Great food, unbeatable value.

5. Chang beer - Never liked this when I first arrived.. I remember thinking the taste wasn't a patch on a pint of stella or kronenberg.. How times have changed. It' gorgeous.