Taufiq

Munchausen By Proxy – Uh-Huh (feat. Zooey Deschanel & Von...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:52:22 +0800

Munchausen By Proxy – Uh-Huh (feat. Zooey Deschanel & Von Iva)

Certificate IV in Graphic Design

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:35:38 +0800

I received a letter today from TAFEWA regarding my application to study Certificate IV in Graphic Design.

It was a two page letter. Here’s the gist of what it said:

“Drawing is regarded by industry as the basis for creative thinking and design communication”
“The drawing program will incorporate a life drawing component in which nude male and female models will be drawn”
“Entry to the Certificate IV in 2010 is competitive”

I think, what they were trying to say was, if you can’t draw, fuck off.

We are family! I got all my sisters with me… ♫

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:50:16 +0800

We are family! I got all my sisters with me… ♫

My room is in a mess.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:41:08 +0800

My room is in a mess.

Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:12:16 +0800

Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek

I think it’s safe to assume their Twitter account has been...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:22:31 +0800

I think it’s safe to assume their Twitter account has been hacked.

I love reading airline in-flight magazines. Here are the ones...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:31:52 +0800

I love reading airline in-flight magazines. Here are the ones that I subscribe to:

easyJet Inflight
Hemispheres - United Airlines
Ryanair magazine
Jetstar Australia magazine
J Magazine
Tiger Tales

briddey: Scanned it.It’s all dotty because that’s how my...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:33:00 +0800

briddey:

Scanned it.
It’s all dotty because that’s how my printer prints.
Haters gonna hate.

Breathe: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack. It screams, “I’m an indie film, and we’re just cool like that!”

It gets pretty violent in my school… (via yeemonster)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:27:09 +0800

It gets pretty violent in my school…

(via yeemonster)

The Gossip – Heavy Cross

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:35:36 +0800

The Gossip – Heavy Cross

nxdixh: Random burst of colours! Made this out of boredom. I...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:17:31 +0800

nxdixh:

Random burst of colours! Made this out of boredom.

I see lots hearts in this. Big ones and little ones. What do you make out of it?

Faggotbox

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:47:00 +0800

Faggotbox:

brenda-was-here:

The car pulled up next to me. It was a Police Wagon.

Just as I got out, the cops laughed and said, “Oh! It’s a guy driving the Barina!”.

Obviously he knows that Barina’s are queer.

I was left cursing under my breath, as my faithful father sat giggling in the car.

Another epic story from Brandon.

Ok, I asked Briddey to describe me, and this is what I got

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:16:00 +0800

“I think my description of you is perfect. It really captures the essence that is Taufmum.”

HE’S DONE WONDERFUL THINGS AND EVERYONE TOTALLY LIKES HIM AND EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH HIM.
THEY HAVE “I <3 TZ” ON THE BACK OF ALL THEIR NOTEBOOKS.
ONE GIRL IN MY ADVOCATE WEARS A SHIRT WITH HIS NAME ON IT UNDERNEATH ALL HER CLOTHES.
FOR HALLOWEEN, THIS GUY CARVED A PUMPKIN OF HIS FACE.
SOMEONE ONCE STARTED A RUMOUR THAT THE MONA LISA WAS BASED ON HIM. THAT’S FACT, NOT RUMOUR.
THIS ONE TIME, HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS AWESOME.
HIS FAVOURITE MOVIE IS BAMBI.
THIS ONE TIME, HE RESCUED SOME KITTENS FROM A FIRE.
IF YOU SHAVED OFF ALL HIS HAIR, TAUFIQ WOULD LOOK LIKE AN ENGLISH MAN.
THAT’S TAUFIQ ZAINAL, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE. THAT’S WHY HIS HAIR’S SO BIG, IT’S FULL OF SECRETS.
TAUFIQ’S FACE SMELLS LIKE PEPPERMINT.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT BY TAUFMUM

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:45:00 +0800

If you have FarmVille, send some Cows to Briddey, cause she needs ‘em.

I’m Briddey Delafontaine, and I approve this message.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby!"

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:03:00 +0800

Hehehe… Saw this on someone’s Facebook.

This has got to be the greatest mascot dance, of all time.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:24:42 +0800

This has got to be the greatest mascot dance, of all time.

The melody of Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' is distinctly feminine, while being aggressive and forceful at the same, as she asserts her control over a man with the lyric “if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it”.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:52:04 +0800

Yeah, Brad and I talk about shit like this.

This is my friend, Luke. He’s incredibly awesome.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:14:00 +0800

This is my friend, Luke. He’s incredibly awesome.

Nadiah and Amiera at the train station.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:49:00 +0800

Nadiah and Amiera at the train station.

Nadiah went to Ben & Jerry’s after lunch for some ice...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:29:00 +0800

Nadiah went to Ben & Jerry’s after lunch for some ice cream. Looks yumm-eh!