Tasty Booze

The End Of The Week Links

Mitch Martin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:00:04 +0000

Pedro Martinez Can Now Go Back To Being Fat, Drunken Jheri Curled Future Hall Of Famer (Sports)
The Timeless Wisdom of George W. Bush (Politics)
Kelly Brook Is A Savage (Pics)
The Dutch Smoke Less Than People Think (Drugs)
A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots (Pics)
Britney Spears And Gets Nipplitis From Mr. Freeze (Pics)
Only in Bammeroid Country (Video)
Woman Suffers Unfortunate Normality of Being Addicted to Masturbation (Video)
Pete Rose On Mexicans. Literally. (Video)
Happy Guy Fawkes Day! (Pics)
15 Fascinating World War II Vintage Ads & Posters (Pics)
Badass Picture of the Week: Twin Slave Leias Under Twin Suns (Pic)

Dick Towel Is Now Available

Mitch Martin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:00:39 +0000

If last night’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia left you wondering what an uncensored dick towel looks like and where you could get one, I’ve got some good news. Looks like Mac and Dennis put together a little infomercial to advertise their new product.

Nude It: An iPhone App Worth Paying For

Baba Ganoush — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:56 +0000

Unfortunately, I doubt it works very well. Maybe they’ll release a free version that only takes off one layer of clothing…

Apparently Women’s Soccer Is F**king Brutal

Mitch Martin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:17 +0000

I understand that one needs to step their game up during the playoffs but this girl for New Mexico looks like she’s got a vendetta against Mormons. Maybe those guys in short sleeved shirts and ties knocked on her door one to many times.

via Stupid Sports Blog

Shatner Reads Levi Johnston’s Tweets

Mitch Martin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:00:51 +0000

Fuck, I would kill to have the Shat-attack read some of my tweets on Conan. I’d like to think some of my tweets are pretty funny but they’re all probably a little to coherent to qualify for a Shatner reading.

Tragic Bud Light Truck Accident

Baba Ganoush — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:02:41 +0000

My question to the guy videotaping is, “Why didn’t you stop and fill up your truck full of beer?” There is obviously protocol that must be taken if you are on the scene following an accident involving a beer truck: First, call the police. Second, videotaping the accident scene. Third, “help” clean up the mess by putting the beer in your trunk.

Floridians Are Crazy #56

Mitch Martin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:00:40 +0000

Rain, sleet and snow are no problem but three times the legal limit of booze in your system while trying to deliver the mail can be a real motherfucker.

Police found Kevin Crocilla, 29, passed out in his mail truck along the side of the road. Kevin told the cops that he had drank wine all night and then a half a bottle of mouthwash in the morning to cover up his two-buck-chuck breath.

Kevin was so fucked up he couldn’t keep his eyes open during the field sobriety test and he fell back asleep in the middle of a conversation with the cops. The cops gave him a couple of breathalyzers and he blew a .264 and a .258.

Kevin, buddy, call in a take a goddamn sick day. You were obviously in the middle of one of a bender so there is no reason to fuck up your momentum by showing up to work. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the dedication but nobody needs their mail from your drunk ass that bad.

via SunSentinel.com

Ultimate Tailgating Vehicle For Sale

Mitch Martin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:35 +0000

I enjoyed the awesomeness that is tailgating at this kick ass RV many times myself. Sure other people may bring beer, maybe even a keg but I can guarantee you are going to the only person in the lot with an external keg tap for easy access to that keg of delicious brew. You will be the talk of the tailgate lot as people walk by and say, “Wait….Is that a beer tap on the side?”

Looking for the ultimate in tailgating / outdoor recreation experiences? Look no further. This 20′ Dodge Open Road is a one of a kind. Customized interior paint, carpet, and window trimmings “tactfully” done in crimson and gray is only the beginning.

The Ride: 20′ with side hatch door. 350 V8 runs STRONG. Sleeps six comfortably on three beds. Four burner stove, oven, propane/electric fridge, and all necessary kitchen accessories. Full bath in back. Tires are nearly new with 80% tread. Mileage is 98,000 (or 198,000 or 298,000… only a 5 digit odometer). But we’ve never had a problem with the engine. Brakes just tightened.

The Extras: Everything you need to party. Fully customized external keg tapping system with CO2 setup. Four tap handles included. Coleman generator. Weber hibachi grill. Two tables that will accommodate 5 on 5 flip cup matches. CD player with new speakers mounted. There’s not much more you could ask for.

The pictures attached are before most improvements were made. The paint on the interior and exterior has been touched up. The final picture is the type of John Husky you will likely encounter trying to mooch free beer at Apple Cup.

Craigslist Post

The Hump Day Links

Mitch Martin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:32 +0000

The 5 saddest Pick-Up Artist acronyms (List)
Jim Nantz Can Now Bang Away After Divorce Finalized (Sports)
Jack Satin’s Calculations of the Bill from The Hangover (Movies)
Denise Milani Pays Tribute To Wonder Woman (Pics)
College Kids Caught Smoking Weed (Video)
Crazy Old Man Picks up a Dime in a Tough Manner (Pic)
Moo-riah Was An Angel For Halloween (Pics)
Local Area Man Nailed for Counterfeiting $50 Bills in Order to Pay for Lap Dances (Article)
‘Old Reliable’ Returns to BCS Headquarters (Video)
The Golden Age Of Video (Video)
Amanda Harrington: Wag Watch #20 (Pics)
‘The Sims’ as a Horror Movie (Video)
World’s Oddest Couples (Pics)

Titty Full Of Beer On The Subway

Baba Ganoush — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:00:56 +0000

If you’ve been to New York City and had the experience of riding the subway, you may have come across a performer just trying to make a couple bucks. Usually they start with a friendly greeting to the subway car and then go into their song, music or dance. Mr. Move here decides to start with a question, “Who wants a titty full of beer?” Maybe inappropriate for some on the NYC subway, but definitely appropriate for online video!