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Kitchen Gun and Toilet Grenade

subsoc — Fri, 29 May 2009 01:27:50 +0000

Cleans everything. BANG. BANG. BANG.

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Awesome, and Probably Retarded, Kid Lip Syncs

subsoc — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:45:25 +0000

This poor kid…well…maybe he isn’t so bad off. He may have been born to be an internet superstar. Like General Bethlehem in The Postman, he was made for war. He was born for it! As was this child, a child born to be the ridicule and scorn of the internet, while moms from the midwest go “Awww, he’s just so gawsh darn cuuuutie!”

And then he punches Sarah Palin in the cooter when he comes of age.

Internet. Superstar.

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You Clever Devil: And Still I Pee

subsoc — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:40:51 +0000

Whitest Kids’ u Know is a little hit and miss, but when they hit they can be pretty damned funny. Like in this case, when there is a battle of urination. Laugh at it or I shall box your ears.

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Turkish People Apparently Love Obama

subsoc — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:37:41 +0000

In a really freaky video kind of way.

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Best Gamer Video EVER: The Clan

subsoc — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:30:29 +0000

This is pure awesome. It speaks for itself. If you are a gamer, you’ll relate exactly. Your mom is a gamer. Your mom relates.

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Paid, and Fails, to make Neighbor’s Wife Pregnant…72 Times

subsoc — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:41:08 +0000

So let me sum up: Guy can’t get wife pregnant since he is shooting blanks, so he pays the neighbor to hump his wife and get her pregnant for him. Fee is $2,500 for three nights a week over the next six months. After all that bumping uglies, there’s nothing growing in the pot, so then they all get tested. Turns out the neighbor is also shooting blanks, and his wife is forced to admit that their two children are not his. You can’t make this shit up.

Coolest Chameleon Ever

subsoc — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:34:18 +0000

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Yes, the chameleon is cool, he’s shifting colors like a crazed drag queen who needs to maintan camoflauge while infiltrating a foreign army of crazed hairstylists. But the real question is why does the person who owns said chameleon own so many tacky goddamn sunglasses…unless they have a time machine and stole them from the set of Miami Vice.

Kid Paints 60-foot Dong on Parent’s Roof

subsoc — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:51:28 +0000

Some 18-year old kid in the UK painted a 60-foot penis on the roof of his mum’s and dad’s £1million house. Because he hasn’t matured yet beyond the point of giggling about dick. Or he wants to advertise his penis review burlesque show to the pilots in that region of the world. Both seem equally plausible (va BBC)

The Funniest and Hottest Ventriloquist Ever

subsoc — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:24:45 +0000

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It’s quite a sweet voice on the little monkey, but with tits its fucking sinister. (via Yes, ICantSeeYou)

8-bit Hip Hop Medley Drops the Beats

subsoc — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:48:26 +0000

8-bit Hip Hop Medley

Jay-Z, Ludacris, Kanye, and more droppping 8-bit like its hot. Makes me wanna rescue a princess and then knock that bitch around a bit, tip a 40 in memory of Yoshi, hang out in sewer pipes and randomly beat the shit out of bricks looking for gold coins.