http://subsocial.com/Humor to the void.enhttp://subsocial.com/309/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/we_cant_have_you_trying_to_affect_the_outcome_with_your_tomfoolery_now.jpg" title="We can't have you trying to affect the outcome with your tomfoolery now." alt="I find you... Uh... there’s a word for it... It’s a special word... Hold on don’t tell me!" /><br />Blast it. We should be done by now.Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/309/http://subsocial.com/308/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/its_nap_time_your_honor.jpg" title="It's nap time your honor." alt="God-damn it! OK, what do you call it?!?! ...the one that makes him dead!" /><br />I find you bad and wrong!Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/308/http://subsocial.com/307/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/oh_yeah_well_youre_an_asshole_i_rest_my_case.jpg" title="Oh yeah? Well you're an asshole. I rest my case." alt="This gavel and your fucking face have an urgent appointment to keep." /><br />I'm afraid a verdict of super-mega-guilty is inevitable at this point.Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/307/http://subsocial.com/306/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/hell_to_be_honest_i_thought_it_was_SUPPOSED_to_be_like_that_at_this_point.jpg" title="Hell to be honest I thought it was SUPPOSED to be like that at this point." alt="Shit man, it's been like that since I started working here!" /><br />We didn't start the fire! It was always burning... since.. bah.Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/306/http://subsocial.com/305/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/got_it_caught_in_some_gears_or_something_OH_JESUS.jpg" title="Got it caught in some gears or something... OH JESUS." alt="Hey boss! I can't find my cock!" /><br />Ok. Let's retrace your steps, shall we?Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/305/http://subsocial.com/304/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/well_then_is_there_something_i_can_do_to_get_you_back_to_work.jpg" title="Well then... is there something I can do to get you back to work?" alt="Is there something I can do for you, Ted?" /><br />I believe Ted... I believe you should get back to that ditch... which won't dig itself, by the way.Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/304/http://subsocial.com/303/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/and_good_riddance_I_say.jpg" title="And good riddance I say." alt="Say hello to... THE MEAT PUPPET er, I mean my son." /><br />I think we gave it a name at some point but for the life of me I can't think of it right now.Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/303/http://subsocial.com/302/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/these_bastards_will_pounce_at_the_first_sign_of_weakness.jpg" title="These bastards will pounce at the first sign of weakness." alt="So it turns out this thing won't burn... far too moist." /><br />Added bonus: a surplus of fresh dairy products.Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/302/http://subsocial.com/301/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/the_punishment_for_that_is_a_milking_followed_by_incineration.jpg" title="I believe the punishment for that is a milking followed by incineration." alt="It has come to my attention that this might be my wife." /><br />But if you're my wife then where's my son? And how moist is he?Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/301/http://subsocial.com/300/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/fuckin_leprechauns.jpg" title="Fuckin' leprechauns..." alt="And the moral o’ the story is: If yer goin’ to trust an Irishman just brick yerself in the back o' the head and save some time." /><br />Hating on the Irish is like, sooo 1800's.Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/300/http://subsocial.com/299/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/so_much_better_than_that_tinfoil_pipe.jpg" title="So much better than that tinfoil pipe." alt="‘Tis an exquisite bong mumsy." /><br />Yes we're moving on up in the world, sweetie!Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/299/http://subsocial.com/298/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/THE_SELF_DESTRUCT_SEQUENCE_HAS_BEEN_INITIATED.jpg" title="THE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE HAS BEEN INITIATED." alt="HURRRRRRRRRRRR" /><br />In all fairness they shouldn't have installed self-destruct switches. But still... god-damn it man. We're all going to die now.Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/298/http://subsocial.com/297/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/notice_how_they_fight_over_the_scraps_like_dogs.jpg" title="Notice how they fight over the scraps like dogs." alt="Yes let those ass-wipings fly. Let them soar like an eagle. The World is our toilet, my love." /><br />Now let us stroll down to the public well for I must take a leak.Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/297/http://subsocial.com/296/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/and_forever_amen.jpg" title="And forever, amen." alt="Foul heathen! Be gone with your blasphemies! That we may exchange handjobs in peace!" /><br />These bastards are like roaches lately. I swear. Now where were we, my darling?Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/296/http://subsocial.com/295/<img src="http://subsocial.com/images/god_help_you_now.jpg" title="God help you now." alt="When stupid STRIKES!" /><br />It's tragic granted but I see no reason that this should interfere with her flower-picking duties.Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.subsocial.com/295/