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Failed presidential candidate John Kerry has revealed his sinister plan to turn America gay: He wants to allow the homos to give blood. Please take a moment to read this sobering and informative article World Net Daily, probably the most important news website in the whole of America.

How can you tell these gay blood cells from normal ones? Simple, they have a slightly pinkish tinge which betrays their former owners low moral standards. Christian blood by comparison is of the deepest red, like that which Christ bled while suffering on the cross.

We all know that gay blood is filled with AIDS and other diseases that Jesus sent to to the world to punish the homos, but what few people understand is that the gay blood also contains sinfulness. That blood has been tainted by the sin of lustful thoughts and actions. If you are unfortunate enough to have that sinner’s blood transfused into you then you will be part sinner. You can try to pray the gay away, for some it works but for many it does not. That is why we cannot possibly allow homosexuals to mingle their dirty blood into our life-giving supplies.

The only known cure for gay-blood is the blood of Christ, which as you can see is a completely different colour. If you suspect that you may have been made gay by receiving homo-blood then you ha better pray that your sins be washed away in the blood of Christ.

Has John Kerry thought this through? His proposal does not even include the most rudimentary labelling. For example there would be no way of knowing whether the blood a doctor is about to put into a child’s innocent body is from a godly individual or a human cess-pool. I’d rather see my child bleed to death than risk have him become gay because of exposure to the corrupt blood of sinners.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Joe Jonas – End the R-word; one of the phoney ‘band’ members from the so-called ‘band’ Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas is a would-be Christian who tries to undermine the english language by trying to stop the use of the word ‘retarded’ in regular conversation. Well on behalf of all real Christians let me tell you Joe Jonas – you’re a retrard if you think your ‘R-word’ campaign will ever work!

The history of the United States shows that there are many great words that are useful and practical. Calling people gooks, chinks, niggers, wops and other descriptive terms have helped make America what it is today. If we stopped calling people ‘retarded’ what would happen next, that we can’t say it’s ‘warm’ outside? No more calling Linux ‘communist’ or union organizers ‘lazy’? As Christians understand better than anyone language needs to be unfettered to say in an open and honest way the truth: a person who is overweight is a ‘fat pig’, a sports team that cannot win a game is easily identified as a ‘bunch of losers’, and a woman you ask out on a date who rejects you is a ‘dirty whore’, all perfectly good words and acceptable to say. This is a dangerous direction that America is heading in when the populist masses start dictating culture and vocabulary. Just look at how cryptic and seditious text messages by the younger generation have become, only an al-Queada sympathizer could even read those.

Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall:“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment, Christians would suggest.”

Women’s rights and scripture-trained Christian abortion expert Virginia GOP Lawmaker Bob Marshall says it straight-up and no-nonsense what the Bible says about people with disabilities like mental retardation. Simply put it’s God’s Will it happened, and it’s Jesus’s way of saying if women keep having abortions and other terrible things, then their children will suffer the consequences of mental disabilities. Bob’s honest biblical research into the retardation problem has gotten a lot of liberals upset. But the facts are simple, if it’s in the bible then it’s the truth and that’s just the way it goes. Something real Christians like Bob Marshall understand better than anyone else. Folks, let’s just put an end to this ‘R-word’ nonsense right here and now: calling people retarded is acceptable and even funny, just like calling people morons and faggots and niggers is. Now go out there and let’s make this happen, and God Bless you all.

Always Right,
Charles Roast

You are the latest in a long line of victims of the homosexual agenda. Please do not betray our founding fathers and the Republican party by choosing the homosexual lifestyle choice. We know that you are only as gay as you want to be: It says so in the BIBLE!

We can cure you – we can take away your Gay and turn you back into a Christian. The power of JESUS will cleans the gay sins from your heart. You do not have to go to hell! All you need is the power of prayer and the god-given strength to confront your sinful nature. You too can be completely heterosexual again like Pastor Ted Haggard!

Most importantly, Jesus needs your votes in the senate: Jesus will reward your for continuing to vote against gay marriage. It’s the only way you can save your sick soul form eternal damnation.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

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Is it possible to doubht the power of imprecatory prayer? As you may know for the last year or so we have been setting aside time to pray for the death of God’s enemies. Some of our loyal readers have been following Pastor Drake’s advice to pray for God to send his wrathful vengeance to smite the sinners, secularists, homosexuals and evil doers who are trying to corrupt our once-great nation.

Thanks to your prayers God has seen fit to terminate the sinful life of yet another of his enemies. Let us join together and give thanks to Jesus for sending former-Senator John P Murtha to the damnation that he has so richly deserved. Thank you Jesus for sending Murtha to Hell. Thank you for allowing us to cross another one of your enemies names from God’s hit-list. It’s not just God’s hitlist anymore, it’s everybody’s hitlist. Together we can cleanse this land of the unriteous with the power of prayer.

Just because God won another victory, it’s no time to give up. By killing Murtha it’s God’s way of telling us that we have to pray harder. He’s telling us that if we want Barrack Hussein Obama to die too we need to pray even harder than that. We need to follow Pastor Wiley Drake’s godly example and devote just about every spare minute of our lives to praying for the death of the people who hate God and America.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Rahm Is The Real Retard

Anyway, the “president” wants to let homos fight like girls in the military, which I guess makes sense if ya wanna lose the glorious War on Terror but like a retired military man told me, “ya can’t protect the front AND protect the rear.”

I also talk about the travesty of convicting Scott Roeder in 37mins and the good common sense of Phyllis Schlafly talking about how women can’t be oppressed cuz they live longer than men. Why don’t lie-beral THINK??

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Angels Overlooking the Supreme Court’s Shoulders: It’s about time the right thing got done: with America’s new free market ethos, all the problems of the world will be fixed and a new era of prosperity and freedom will be ushered in.

Liberals are crying into their granola, even though the facts are that healthy corporations mean a healthy American democracy. One left-wing lawmaker even went so far as to whine “it was the worst Supreme Court decision since the Dred Scott case justifying slavery.” What an idiot: slavery was no-questions-asked bang-on the smartest idea America ever had. Needless to say terrorist-sympathizer Greg Palast monotoned the “Supreme Court decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Court ruled that corporations should be treated the same as “natural persons”, i.e. humans.” He then went on to snivel that we can “kiss that small-donor revolution goodbye” that helped elect populist gangsters like Obama because new donations from “persons” such as “CNOOC, the China National Offshore Oil Corporation“, “GoldmanSachs” and even the “Bin Laden Corporation” will drown them out. Whatever, cry more homo, it makes sense China be able to fund the right candidate since Obama already sold the US to them anyways, and if the Bin Laden Corporation wants some much-needed reform to the rules and regulations in the airline industry that sounds perfectly reasonable to me. It is the work of God Himself that the court made this ruling.

"And I looked at just one corporation, Exxon Mobil, which is the biggest corporation in America. In 2008, they posted profits of $85 billion. And so, if they decided to spend, say, a modest ten percent of their profits in one year, $8.5 billion, that would be three times more than the Obama campaign, the McCain campaign and every candidate for House and Senate in the country spent in 2008. That’s one corporation. So think about the Fortune 500. They’re threatening a fundamental change in the character of American political democracy."

Translation: 'waaaah-wah!' Cry more liberals, the Obamunists wanted 'change' well guess what... they're gonna get it! But not whiney Homosexual Agenda change, real change: buying and selling elected officials votes legally and openly on the common market. Maybe the NYSE will create a special credit-default-transfer over-the-counter reverse-debenture-convertible named after this. Jesus spent His life and died on the cross so that the free market could be protected, only a communist or a muslim would be stupid enough not to know this.

Maybe with this God-fearing decision citizens will finally get what they've been demanding for years: the chance to put their vote up for auction on eBay and Craigslist. As Christians we need to defend this Supreme Court decision with every ounce of strength we have: it's hands-down, no-questions-asked one of the greatest defining moments in American history. Many of America's Fortune 500 have profit in excess of many large countries: imagine all that money just raining down on the economy, finally a real job stimulus, no thanks to the Democrats as usual the market has to step in to fix everything. Take that Obama!

No Vote Slave = Happy Slave - Who says slavery is a bad thing: the common negro has proven to be either too stupid or lazy to make decisions without help, ditto for the fat-cat lazy US worker. Good riddance to Homobama and his pathetic "Pay-Pal revolution". It's about time the Courts stepped-up and shutdown this populist mess once and for all.

Libtards need to understand the facts: this is a Victory for the true free open marketplace. It is a victory for America which is no-questions-asked the greatest hard-currency capitalist Democracy known to mankind in the history of the world. And with the 'common sense' logic that these Judges have shown, businesses have finally been given the tools they need to succeed on a global level, while terrorists and 'troofers' and Iraq war vets and other thugs and malefactors finally get beaten-down and taught a lesson. This victory is even greater than the Vietnam and Iraq wars combined. It is God's Will this has happened, and at long last we can start to prepare for the Rapture knowing that Jesus the Warrior's forces are properly positioned and ready for the Final Countdown against the muslim-communist armies of Satan.

Always Right,

Charles "Chuck" Roast