After lunch I was intending to go to Allen’s clustering session, but it was over my head, so I switched to Buck’s SQL manageability presentation

Buck Woody’s session is a laugh-riot. Anyone he knows within view gets picked on. and various groups are getting insulted. Insulted in that session

• Me
• British people
• South Africans
• Developers
• U2 fans
• Baptists
• Microsoft
• Elderly people

All in good humour, no serious insult intended.

I missed the next session, chatted with Brent Ozar. Last of the day was my session on statistics. Audience was a little tired, but the session went quite well. I asked about table sizes and someone claimed a 100 billion row table. I really do want to know what kind of data they’re storing that generates a table that size.

The post-con day was quiet, in comparison with the days before. I split time between a post-con on semi-structured and unstructured data and some insider sessions. Some cool stuff under discussion in the insider sessions and lots of good debate. The post-con was useful, the part on full-text the most. It’s not something I’ve played much with in the past.

That’s PASS over and done for another year. Same time, same place, next year.

I first met Kevin when I attended the European conference in 2005 (in Munich). I didn’t know anyone and I didn’t know very much. Kevin was at the opening party and he was talking to everyone there, making sure that they felt welcome and that they were engaged in the conversation. There was no feeling that he was faking interest, he was genuinely interested in what people were doing with SQL.

The changes to the board are, as well as the new board members, Wayne Snyder becomes "Immediate past president" and Rushabh Metah takes the role of President.

After the board announcement we get the keynote ‘tax’, long, boring discussion by a Del person. Configuration management, consolidation. Some waffle about disaster recovery, but without any meat. Or maybe consolidation. Haven’t quite worked it out. If this was a session, he’d be talking to an empty room.

David DeWitt’s presentation is looking at the historical and future trends of database platform changes. The improvement in CPU power way outstrips the improvement in disk speed. Hopefully SSDs will fix that.

The disk trends that he’s discussing are scary. Relatively speaking (considering the size of the disks today), drives are much slower than they were 20 or so years ago. Sequential reads are faster than random by a greater factor than some years back. Random reads hurt.

CPUs are faster, waay faster than they were years ago. Accessing memory takes more cycles than historically, like 30x more.

The way databases are currently designed, they incur lots of L1 and L2 cache misses. L2 cache miss can stall the CPU entirely for 200 cycles. This is why it’s so hard to max out modern processors. They spend so much of their time waiting. What makes it worse is that the cache lines are only 64 bytes wide. If a row is more than 64 bytes wide, moving a row from one cache to another will require more than one cycle and potentially more than one cache-miss. Changing database architecture to a column-store may alleviate this.

Compression is a CPU/disk tradeoff and that’s fine. CPUs are 1000x faster now and disk only 65x faster. Hence use some of those CPU cycles to help the poor disks along.

Some very interesting discussions on compression with column-stores. Store the data multiple times in different orders. David: "After all, we need to do something with those terabyte drives"

Run-length encoding works so well with a column store, especially if the columns are stored ‘in order’. Dictionary compression is good if the columns are not in order.

Hybrid model is also an option. Some of the benefits of the two, some downsides of the two. Lot of academic papers on those options. Search Google Scholar if interested

Some photos from David’s presentation

I skipped the keynote this morning, the BI just doesn’t interest me that much. Also missed the morning session to hit the vendor hall, since I couldn’t last night.

The MVP book signing occurred around midday. Must have been around 200 books to sign. Funniest part was the comments from the other authors, putting a sql-related spin on the long queue and pile of books. Overheard “Looks like the input buffer’s filling up down there”

Also skipped the first of the afternoon sessions to sit in the “Ask the Experts” area and chat with a couple of the devs on topics around statistics. There was something I needed to clarify before my session tomorrow. Unfortunately the dev who worked on that are wasn’t there. Hopefully there’ll be some mail around lunchtime tomorrow with the answer.

My session on indexing went ok. Not fantastic, but ok. Will see if stats goes better tomorrow.

For the last session I sat in on a discussion on xquery. Starting to understand how that works, need to play more though. Don’t really agree on the ‘use xml for tables with changing column definitions’ though.

Photos tomorrow.

One thing I do have to say straight off, congrats to the conference centre for actually having the wireless network working on the 1st day of the conference. Has to be the first time this has happened in the years I’ve been attending.

The keynote wasn’t as interesting as it could be. No real surprise, there’s no product announcements, no astounding features to demo (other than stuff that’s been seen before), no launch to be done. It was a discussion of where we’ve come from and where we’re going (including into the cloud) and then some demos of R2.

Bob’s level 500 session was a good way to start the conference. Maybe not as deep as the memory internals last year, but good, solid info. Useful stuff there.

The “Birds of a feather” lunch seemed to go down well. I chatted about execution plans for over an hour. Didn’t really get too deep into exec plans, other than discussing the difference between estimated and actual plans (none other than the run-time information) how statistics affect plans (I’m doing a full hour-long session on that on Thursday). Anyone interested in reading exec plans, see my blog series here or Grant’s e-book (available from SQLServerCentral)

After lunch there was a session on PowerPivot (formerly known as Gemini) and on scaling SQL beyond 64 processors. Interesting to see what kind of changes were needed to the SQLOS to handle that.

How’s these for servers?

It’s getting to the point that these conferences feel like a family reunion (where the family members are people that you like). Last night, coming to registration there was a whole crowd of people that I know from previous conferences, newsgroups, blogs and forums. I’m not going to name everyone I ran into last night, simply because I’ll forget someone.

There were a lot of insider sessions today, but the only one that I attended was the introduction. Most of the topics were ones I wasn’t overly interested in. Rather spent the day at  Adam’s CLR pre-con. CLR is an area that I’ve barely looked at and have little experience with, so it was a good choice.

Some very interesting info on CLR table valued functions. Apparently there’s no temp table/table variable involved. The CLR function streams the values back one row at a time. Might well remove the impact that the multi-statement table valued function has. Needs testing.

Late morning was spent at a Chapter Leaders meeting. Some of the resources available I didn’t know about. Things to look at when I get home. Also need, next month, to write up a report for the regional mentors on the meetings that we’ve had and what the attendance numbers look like. Something else to add to the to-do list.

Jack Corbett was at the meeting. One more person that I’ve chatted with online located. Ran into Steve and Bob right after lunch. Good to see Steve again. Will run into Bob later today and chat.

Some of the comments on CLR and Attention events was interesting. Basically, the CLR doesn’t receive attention events, so a timeout or a SSMS stop can result in orphaned CLR objects that will hang around for a while until the garbage collector comes across the object and collects it.

Very interesting sample code for collecting system performance counters using a CLR proc (unsafe CLR proc because it uses dlls that aren’t on the safe list.)

CLR Triggers. Just say no. Well, if it’s a ddl trigger with xml manipulation of the EventDate() maybe. Possibly. Perhaps.

Or maybe not. SQL DDL trigger with a CLR function to do the xml manipulation.

Some very interesting discussion of Code Access Security, Host Protection Attributes, Trustworthy and signed assemblies. It’s possible to have safe assemblies calling unsafe (external access) assemblies with the minimum amount of code marked unsafe (external access), have the database untrustworthy and still have everything working. Lots and lots of work though.

Day ended with the opening party (and the quiz bowl) followed by the SSC party. Good fun all.

Some photos from the day

If the answer to both is yes, make sure that you’re in the Spotlight theater on Wednesday from 11:30 – 12:00 for the official book launch. If you want an autographed copy, that’ll be an excellent place to catch most of the authors of the book.

The meeting will be in the usual location – the Johannesburg Microsoft offices, 3012 William Nicol Drive, Bryanston. 18h30 on Tuesday the 20th October. I’ll be presenting te a session entitled “Lies, damned lies and Statistics”. This session will also be presented in 4 weeks  time at the PASS Summit in Seattle. Consider this a sneak preview.

Please let me know ASAP if you are coming. We need accurate attendance numbers or there won’t be enough cake.

Of the goals I set back in January, about the only ones I achieved were getting the articles written (published at Simple Talk), reading the books and listening to podcasts. I’m doing so badly with my university studies that I’m wondering if it’s worth even considering registering next year.

Well, 3 months of the year left, let’s see if I can redeem anything of it. By the end of the year I will

• Finish the WPF book that I’m reading and finish the WFP app that I’ve been dabbling with for months
• Read an AI book, cover-to-cover
• Write 2 articles for SQL Server Central (not hard, one’s half-written, one’s planned out)
• Do the last section of the proof-of-concept for my Master’s experiments and have at least the outline of the design of the actual experiments documented.
• Write one certification exam, probably the MCITP SQL Developer

The interview is available on the TechEd Online site. I’m interested in what people think, am I on the mark or completely in the wrong ballpark?

I have the pleasure of closing out the main conference – my one session is in the last slot on Thursday. Wonder if I’ll have any awake audience…