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<div class="f-c"><img src="http://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/cowpa120706_175x125.jpg" width="175" height="125" alt="Cow: rail hazard" /><span>A cow, who we&#8217;ll be calling &#8216;Wayne Moo-ney&#8217; until someone tells us to stop</span></div>
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<p>The beautiful game just became the moo-tiful game in a new Cows&#8217; Championship League.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a fantasy football league for cows started by vets in a rural ­practice.</p>
<p>The vets enrolled 13 farmers in the scheme and have given each of their herds the name of a Championship football club. The herds win points through good health, productivity and fertility.</p>
<p>Founded by Alan Jacques from the Market Veterinary Centre in South Molton, Devon, it&#8217;s to allow local farmers to see how well they are managing their animals.</p>
<p>Each ­farmer knows the code name of their team and can see how they are doing in the table. Teams include local favourite Plymouth.</p>
<p>Vet Sophia Elsworthy said: &#8216;We can highlight potential areas of improvement by using the league to benchmark one herd&#8217;s performance against the others.&#8217;</p>
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