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Jesse James Mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee a Nazi Lover?

Cameron — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:06:28 +0000

When we heard the rumor that Jesse James had cheated on wife Sandra Bullock with tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, we thought it had to be crazy talk. Then James actually came out and apologized in the press for his ‘poor judgment’ and we just felt sad and betrayed for the Oscar-winning actress. Now it turns out Jesse James’ mistress Michelle McGee is apparently not only a stripper and adult web-cam girl, she may also be a white supremacist Nazi lover!

Michelle McGee Nazi photo shoot (Source: TMZ.com)

Can this story get any more sordid or weird? It’s bad enough Jesse James allegedly cheated on all-American girl Sandra Bullock with a girl who has “Pray for Us Sinners” tattooed across her forehead. Not that we have issues with tattooed ladies (we quite like them) or strippers or adult industry workers – everyone has to make a living. But we do have serious issues with a woman who doesn’t mind posing for a Nazi-loving themed photo shoot, which Michelle McGee apparently did with gusto!

Not only that, but Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee reportedly has a “W” and a “P” tattooed on her legs to represent the words “White Power”. In court documents filed by her ex-husband, Shane Modica, McGee also allegedly enjoys using the Nazi salute in front of her child and would sometimes rearrange her fridge magnets to spell out white supremacist sayings.

Talk about slumming in the gutters Mr. James!

>> Previously: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Split Over Alleged Michelle McGee Affair

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Lady Gaga Sued by Ex-Boyfriend Rob Fusari

Ann — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:43:19 +0000

Lady Gaga’s ex-boyfriend and former business partner Rob Fusari has filed a lawsuit against the singer for more than $30 million, claiming he help launch her career and deserves a share of the profits from her success.

Lady Gaga (Photo: Nelly - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Producer Rob Fusari, who co-wrote Lady Gaga’s hit song “Paparazzi,” claims he discovered her in 2006 when she was playing under her birth name of Stefani Germanotta. In addition to being instrumental in kick-starting her career, Fusari claims he is even responsible for Lady Gaga’s infamous moniker.

According to court documents, Fusari states that the name came about when he “addressed a cell phone text to Germanotta under the moniker ‘Radio Gaga’ [a Queen song], his cell phone’s spell check converted ‘Radio’ to ‘Lady.’ Germanotta loved it and ‘Lady Gaga’ was born.”

Gaga’s spurned lover also takes credit for remaking Germanotta as a musician and vocalist as well. “He pushed her to explore different musical genres,” the lawsuit claims. “Over the course of the next several months, Germanotta commuted from New York to Jersey seven days a week, radically reshaping her approach. They put their focus on writing music and finding a sound for her.”

In the lawsuit against Lady Gaga, Rob Fusari is asking for a 20 percent cut of Gaga’s companies Team Love Child and Mermaid Music. Fusari says a contract he made with Lady Gaga in 2006 promised him a portion of her revenue and proceeds from merchandising.

Fusari alleges in the lawsuit that Lady Gaga stopped speaking with him after their relationship fell apart and she signed a new recording contract with Interscope in 2007. Now he wants her to cough up the money he says she owes him under their previous agreements.

Reps for Lady Gaga have so far not commented on the lawsuit or allegations made by Fusari.

>> Previously: More Lady GaGa Concerts Cancelled Due to Exhaustion

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Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress Joslyn James Releases X-Rated Text Messages

Ann — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:32:52 +0000

Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Josyln James is capitalizing on the golfer’s announcement he will be attending the Masters by launching a new website full of racy text messages she claims he sent her during their affair.

Joslyn James in her porn days (Naughty America publicity photo)

Former porn actress Joslyn James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, posted more than 100 text messages she claims are from Tiger Woods to her, many of them X-Rated, on www.sextingjoslynjames.com Thursday. If the Tiger Woods text messages are indeed for real, we don’t think we’ll ever be able to look at him with anything but disgust ever again. (Warning: the content on this site is definitely 18 and over only!)

Some of the text messages detail alleged fantasies Tiger Woods had of choking Joslyn James, throwing her around and engaging in gross sexual play with her that we aren’t going to talk about. “I want to treat you rough,” one message reads. “Throw you around, spank and slap you.” The text messages also allege he liked to call James a “whore” and wanted to hook up for threesomes with “another girl you trust.” James did not, however, post any messages she sent to Woods – a glaring omission in our opinion.

The last text message posted on the site is dated October 4, 2009 and implies that James had somehow nearly let the secret of their affair slip out. “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k!”

James says she wants the public to know the truth about her alleged relationship with Tiger Woods. The former porn star claims she was Woods’ “full-time mistress” and had an affair with him for three years during his marriage to wife Elin Nordegren.

“He led her to believe she was the only woman in his life other than his wife,” James’ attorney Gloria Allred said last month at a press conference. “She was in love with him, and he told her that he loved her… Whatever rehab Tiger participates in will not be meaningful or effective unless he acknowledges the relationship he had with my client.”

We didn’t really think the whole Tiger Woods sex scandal story could get any more screwed up, but if these text messages are real… well, let’s just say we’d never show our face in public again.

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Tim Urban Survives American Idol Rolling Stones Week Much to Our Dismay

Ann — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:56:32 +0000

While we were not too sad to see who got eliminated this week on American Idol, we were dismayed to find out it was not Tim Urban who got the boot. We keep waiting and waiting, but he keeps going and going like a damned energizer bunny on speed.

Tim Urban on 'American Idol' (FOX)

Lacey Brown certainly couldn’t keep up with other ladies in the competition when put up against powerhouses like Crystal Bowersox and Siobhan Magnus, but we just have to wonder what America is thinking to allow Tim Urban to continue torturing us on the American Idol stage.

Yes, Tim Urban did make it to the bottom three during American Idol’s Rolling Stones week, which he well deserved. But why did he get saved when it seems painfully obvious he’s overwhelmed in this competition and isn’t improving at all? Lacey Brown has had at least a few semi-decent performances, and so has Paige Miles, the other lady in the bottom three.

Urban, however, has failed to entertain us even once, much less impress us in the least. There was a good reason he was initially denied a place in the Top 24 and he should never have been brought back in to replace disqualified contestant Chris Golightly – a far superior candidate.

Then again, we have a sneaking suspicion why Tim Urban continues to get a pass every week on American Idol. We have witnessed the power of the jokers over at VotefortheWorst.com time and time again over the seasons of American Idol and right now the followers of the site are voting in block to keep Tim Urban in the competition. They are Tweeting and Facebooking and phoning a friend in a frenzy to keep Urban on stage. While American Idol producers generally laugh off the power of the site and its fans, we don’t. (Although we do think it’s cute they mentioned our review of his performance in a post this week.)

We feel kind of bad for Tim Urban that he’s been slapped with the “Vote for the Worst” label, but in his case we kind of have to agree he is the stinker of the competition this year. He seems nice enough and relatively cute, but his voice is amateur at best and he constantly looks like he’s in abject terror every time he performs. So do us a favor next week and save us from the VotefortheWorst.com crowd – please vote for anyone but Urban and our ears will thank you heartily!

>> Previously: American Idol Rolling Stones Night Winners and Losers

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Big Star Frontman Alex Chilton Dead at 59

Cameron — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:32:25 +0000

Music lovers at the South by Southwest festival were among the first to hear the news Big Star frontman Alex Chilton’s death on Wednesday. The 59-year-old indie rocker was reportedly suffering heart problems and died in the emergency room of a New Orleans hospital.

Alex Chilton (Photo: Philippe Brizard - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Alex Chilton was known for his work with bands such as the Big Tops and Big Star, but his greatest legacy is the major influence he had as an indie rock hero. Bands such as R.E.M., The Bangles and the Replacements all pulled inspiration from Chilton and Big Star. “While Big Star struggled with success commercially, their early ’70s, power-pop sound is often cited as directly influencing bands like Cheap Trick, R.E.M. and the Replacements,” a Billboard magazine biography of the band notes.

“Alex Chilton always messed with your head, charming and amazing you while doing so,” SXSW Creative Director Brent Grulke said in a press statement. “Alex Chilton was an artist of the very highest caliber. It’s too early to do much but cry about our loss right now, but he’ll be missed, and missed more as the ages pass and his myth continues to expand — that music isn’t going anywhere. R.I.P. and thank you, friend.”

Chilton and Big Star were scheduled to perform at South by Southwest this weekend. A representative for the festival said the band plans to go ahead with a Saturday afternoon panel dedicated to Big Star’s legacy, but the performance slated for Saturday night is “still up in the air” at this point.

>> Previously: Mission Impossible Star Peter Graves Dead at 83

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Split Over Alleged Michelle McGee Affair

Ann — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:34:54 +0000

Have Sandra Bullock and Jesse James split up for good? On the heels of a tabloid story claiming her husband Jesse James cheated on her with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, actress Sandra Bullock cancelled a trip to the London premiere of The Blind Side and has allegedly already moved out of the family home.

Jesse James (Photo: pinguino k - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

A report by InTouch Weekly magazine released this week claims tattoo model Michelle McGee had an affair with Jesse James while Sandra Bullock was filming The Blind Side. Bullock won a best actress Oscar at the Academy Awards for her role in the film with husband James at her side. Now Bullock is allegedly so upset over the alleged affair, she has pulled out of the London premiere of The Blind Side.

“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time,” Bullock said in a press statement. “I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

The latest rumors regarding the alleged affair and aftermath imply that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have split and the actress has moved out the home the couple has shared for five years. Interestingly enough, according to gossip, Bullock actually moved out several days before the alleged Jesse James affair story hit newstands.

Danielle Dee Madrano, a former boss of alleged mistress Michelle McGee, reportedly told RadarOnline.com there is more to the story than just a husband cheating on his wife.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee photo

“[Michele] told me that she and Jesse were together… this was around May 2009, or just prior to that. She told me that Jesse’s marriage to Sandra Bullock was for publicity, and that’s why he did Donald Trump’s show, Celebrity Apprentice. He never called on Sandra for money or influence because their marriage was a sham.”

We still don’t really want to believe this story, but if we’ve learned anything about gossip over the years, it’s that there is generally a grain of truth to ever rumor. We would be very sad to see Sandra Bullock and Jesse James split, but if he really did cheat on her, he deserves to have his biker ass kicked to the curb.

>> Previously: Sandra Bullock Husband Jesse James Accused of Cheating with Tattoo Model

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Amy Poehler Pregnant with Second Child

Ann — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:41:26 +0000

Parks and Recreation star Amy Poehler is pregnant with her second child, a rep for the star confirmed on Wednesday to Us Weekly. Poehler and husband Will Arnett were married in 2003 and already have one child together, 16-month-old Archie.

Amy Poehler and 'Parks and Recreation' Cast (NBC)

A representative for the happy expecting couple confirmed the news of Amy Poehler’s pregnancy to UsMagazine.com. No due date for the baby or other information has yet been released.

Producers on Parks and Recreation are already working on how to accommodate Poehler’s baby on board, according to TheWrap.com. Instead of taking a usual summer break from filming, the show will reportedly begin taping for the new season as soon as the current one wraps.

“We’ll continue in production of season three as soon as production of season two concludes,” a rep for Universal Media Studios told TheWrap.com.

Congrats to Poehler and Arnett on the forthcoming new addition to the family!

>> Previously: Mariah Carey Pregnancy Rumors Heat Up Again After Oscar Hint Drop

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Tiger Woods Masters Tickets Price Gouging Ramps Up

Cameron — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:47:51 +0000

Even before Tiger Woods formally announced he would be returning to the golf world at the Masters Tournament at Augusta National, ticket prices for the event were already getting out of hand in anticipation he might show up. Now that everyone knows Woods will be playing, Masters golf tournament ticket prices are soaring into the thousands of dollars.

Tiger Woods (Photo by: Keith Allison - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Tickets for the Masters Tournament at August National usually go for $200 to $400 average, but now fans who want to be present to watch Tiger Woods hit the balls once again may well have to pay several thousand for the privilege. Tickets for resale on sites like GoldenTickets.com are going for up to $2400. Auctions for Masters tickets on eBay are climbing above $3000. Some of the more reasonable prices still available can be found over at StubHub.com, but prices there are climbing rapidly as well.

So if you’re one of those rabid fans who just have to get to the Masters to see Tiger Woods hit the course again in person, you best be buying some tickets pronto. Every day that passes, the Masters ticket prices just get more insane. Personally, we’d rather just watch the debacle on television, where we can giggle and sneer over the media frenzy in the privacy of our own home.

>> Previously: Tiger Woods Masters Return Announced

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Sandra Bullock Husband Jesse James Accused of Cheating with Tattoo Model

L.A. Vess — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:26:05 +0000

Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock glowingly thanked husband Jesse James in her best actress Golden Globe acceptance speech for her role in The Blind Side. Unfortunately for Bullock, a woman named Michelle McGee is now claiming Jesse James was cheating on the actress while she was filming the movie!

Sandra Bullock InTouch Magazine Cover (InTouchWeekly.com)

According to InTouch Weekly, tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee claims she had an affair with Jesse James while Sandra Bullock was on the set of The Blind Side. McGee says contacted James’ West Coast Choppers in hope of landing a modeling gig. After exchanging e-mails, the two allegedly met up in Los Angeles, where McGee allegedly proceeded to do some ‘private’ modeling for James.

“We ended up on the couch,” McGee told InTouch. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’ He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.”

McGee goes on to claim that she assumed James and Bullock were separated and began having “intimate relations” with the beefy biker at least twice a week for the next five weeks. The tattoo model alleges she even nicknamed Jesse the ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ because he was so “well-endowed”.

Alleged mistresses in Hollywood are a dime a dozen and we seriously hope this rumor is nothing more than a fame-whore looking for a bit of cash and second-hand celebrity status. Bullock and James are so damned cute together, we’d hate for there to be any actual truth to this nasty bit of gossip!

>> Previously: Sandra Bullock Still Shocked Over Oscars Best Actress Win

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St Patrick’s Day Drunken Celebrities and Other Randomness

Cameron — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:10:26 +0000

St. Patrick’s Day is one of our favorite holidays because it’s not only socially acceptable to get stinking drunk, it’s actually kind of a requirement. Plus, we love to make fun of everyone trying to wear green to honor those Irish blessings and not look like a fashion nightmare.

Guinness Storehouse in Dublin (Source: Wikimedia Commons)

We also love the randomness of St. Patrick’s Day. For example, FoxNews.com printed a ’serious’ story about the terrible shortage of real shamrocks in Ireland due to severe winter weather. They even managed to somehow work President Barack Obama into the so-called article. Check it out – it made us LOL.

Then there is the “Coolest Irish Celebrity” for St. Patrick’s Day. What’s fun about this one is that Pierce Brosnan and Colin Farrell lost out in a survey poll to Sir Terry Wogan, a BBC broadcaster. Yeah, a 72-year-old radio and TV broadcaster is apparently way cooler than Colin Farrell. Actually, we kind of have to agree with that one.

One of our favorite bits of randomness for the day comes from PopEater.com. Normally we don’t tend to enjoy plugging other celebrity gossip sites, but we have to give the nod to their Top 12 Drunk Celebrity Videos in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day. Honestly, we kind of wish we’d thought of it first. But we concede, it was a funny idea and we had a severe giggling fit over several of the videos.

Now that we’ve enjoyed our Irish randomness for the day, we’re off to enjoy a pint of green beer wearing our totally ridiculous green top hat and scarf – which clashes wonderfully with everything else we’ve got on. Bottoms up!

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