A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
“PATNI CHAHIYE”

He got 1000 replies all saying– ‘Meri Le JA. …

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but do not quit.
`
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit-
It’s when things go wrong that you must not quit.
`
“Don’t Quit,”

Kriya Baba

There couldn’t be a Better time
to Wish Nice Time Things for U,

Beginning with a Birthday
that’s Happy all day through

And after that, the very best
of Luck n Health n cheer,

And everything it takes to make
a Very Happy Year

” HAPPY BIRTHDAY “

From Morning Till Night,
May Ur B’day Be Bright & Nicer
Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go
May Ur Happiness Grow & Ur Dreams Be Fulfilled Even More
EpPy B’dAy (:
`
I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You’re young enough to
get away with things,
but you’re old enough too.
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I’m So Glad

That God

Gave Me A

Brother Like You.

HApPy bIrThdAy Bro

No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.

My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.

You Are The Best Mom In The World.
I’m So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mum.

I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
`
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
`
Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray,
Things wouldn’t be the same,
Life wouldn’t be as colorful,
It would be a duller game,
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you,
You’re essential, Valentine…

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,

Some Memories May Never End,

Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,

But My Love For You Will Never Die…

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho

I Know How Angry You Are …
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So i Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us …
Please Forgive Me ..

If The Moon Never Come Out

And

The Stars Did Not Shine

It Would Be One Lonely World …

Just As Would The Heart & Soul Without Love … (:

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

LuV is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted ppl..

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.

.

.

.

.

Ppl wid strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING

From the first time i saw u
i knew it was love,
nwhen we got together,
t’was like a hand inside a glove

You taught me many things
you held me very tight,
when i needed u 2 hold me
each and every night

but nothing as great as this
ever lasts that long for me,
and our perfect relationship,
just wasnt meant to be

but im gonna do my best
to try and win ur love
and get back what we had
like a hand inside a glove…

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you
`
I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
`
No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.
`
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataye,
koi baat dilko na bhaye,
aankhein sagar chalkayein,
yaad karke dekhna hame,
kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye…
`
Teri raahon mein kabse aankhein bichhaye baithe hai,
is dilke toofan mein mohabbatki shama jalaye baithe hai,
aye zalim kis mod pe laakar chhoda hai tune mujhko,
aaj bhi milneki hasratse teri yaadko dilse laga baithe hai…
`
Pyas wo dilki bujhane kabhi aya hi nahi,
kaisa badal hai jsika koi saya bhi nahi,
berukhi isse badi aur bhala kya hogi,
ek muddat se usne hame sataya bhi nahi…
`
Pyas wo dilki bujhane kabhi aya hi nahi,
kaisa badal hai jsika koi saya bhi nahi,
berukhi isse badi aur bhala kya hogi,
ek muddat se usne hame sataya bhi nahi…
`
Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai,
jo aap itne madhosh hue jaa rahe hai,
kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahi,
jo aap itne aashiq mizaz hue ja rahe hai…
`
Aaj apne aapse khafa hoon
jo uske chehre ki madhoshiyan na padh saka,
par kya krun uski yaad me aisa khoya ke
uski muskurahat ke piche ki shararat na padh saka…
`
Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale,
manana nai ata ye bhul hi gaye,
manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi,
humse yun pehle kabhi koi rutha hi nahi…
`
Sach to ye hai bekar hame gam hota hai,
jo chaha tha duniya me kam hota hai,
gaironko kab fursat hai dukh deneki,
jab hota hai koi humdam hota hai…
`
Yun to mehfilein kabhi udas nai hoti,
pyar ki manzilein kabhi paas nahi hoti,
par hota hai kabhi kabhi aisa bhi,
mil jate hai wo jinke milneki kabhi aas nahi hoti…
`
Jab yaad tumhari aati hai,
dil khoonke aansu rota hai,
bedard zamana kya jaane,
is dil mein kya kya hota hai…
`
Chahat Hai Humko Tere Ishq Mein Marneki,
Sochi Thi Humne Tumse Mohabbat Karneki,
Kisiko Kya Bataun Ke Kitna Majboor Hoon,
Chaha Hai Sirf Tumhe Aur Tumhi Se Door Hoon…

\”"\ /”‘/
\ \_/ALENTINE
\___/
Is A”LOVELY” Day
For All “LOVERS”
And I Think It’s Also U!
Because U r My BEST CHAND..”
“HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.”
`
Luvable number
“1.4.3″
Luvable symbol
“RoSe”
Luvable place
“TaJmAhÄl”
Luvable day
“14 feb”
Luvable organ
“HeÅrT”
Luvable person
“yØu”….
Happy Valentine day.
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.*”"*¤*”"*.,
*DilMeRhne*
“*. Walo .*”
“*.*” Aap Ko
.*”"*¤*”"*.
* DiL *
“*. Se .*”
“*.*”valentine day mubarak ho.
`
Tere intzaar mein ye khamoshi bhi chubhe,
zindagi mein ab suna lge,
koi ni hai ab pass mere,
ab maut bhi adhoora lge……
`
Ankho se moti bikhrenge ruk na payenge,
Teri yaadon ke sahare hum tujh tak aa jayenge.
Umar gujar bhee gayi to kya
Dhadkan ke bina bhee tujh se ulfat nibhayenge..
`
Chund Lamho Ki Hay Zindage,,,
Nafraton Se Jiya Nahi Kartey…
Lagta Hay Dushmano Se Karni Parey Gi Guzarish,,,
Kiun K Dost To Ab Yaad Kiya Nahi Kartay…
`
KIs Ne Kaha Tujhey K ANjan Ban K Aaya Kar.
Mery Dil K Ainay Mein MEhman Ban K Aaya kar,
Pagli Aik Tujhe He Tu Bakhshi Hai Dil Ki Hakumat,
Ye Teri Saltanat Hai SULTAN Ban K Aaya Kar.
`
Pyar chupta nai aankhein chupanese,
dil rukta nai kisike samjhanese,
ruk jati hai dhadkan use bhul jane se,
hum use yad karte hai jine ke bahanese…

Aaj bhi tum dhadak
Aaj bhi teri khanakti is sada aati hai,
Aaj bhi jism sulagta hai teri saansonse,
Aaj bhi ruh me halchal mere mach jaati hai…
`
Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare,
Palkonpe reh gaye hai kanpte hue sitare,
Dilme machalnewale tufan tham gaye hai,
Arman zindagike khamosh ho gaye hai,
Viraniyan chamanki takdir ban gayi hai,
Mehrum zindagiki tasvir ban gayi hai…
`
Unki yaadme sab kuch bhulaye baithe hai,
chirag khushiyonke bujhaye baithe hai,
hum to marenge unki bahonme,
ye bhi mautse shart lagaye baithe hai…
`
Nazar andaz kaise karein aapko,
nazronme bithaya hai aapko,
yaad aayegi to bahenge aansu,
magar hum royenge bhi nahi,
kyonki palkein chubhegi aapko…
`
Kabarki mitti uthake le gaya koi,
isi bahane hame chhukar chala gaya koi,
tanhai aur andhere me kuch the hum to,
lekin phirse intezar karneki wajah de gaya koi..
`
Tujhe chahnewale kam na honge,
Wakt ke sath shayad hum na honge,
Chahe kisiko kitna bhi pyar dena
Lekin tumhari yadonke hakdar sirf hum honge…

Dost ki yaad har waqt sataye gi
Dukh k waqt dosti bohat yaad aaye gi
Us din jaano ge dost ki qadar
Jis din dost se zindagi rooth jaye gi..
`
Rahat b aap sai mili hain
Chaht b aap sai mili hain
Hum se kabhi na rothna kiyo k
Hame ye muskurahat bhi aap se mili hain
I miss U
`
Tere khayalon sai hamy fursat nhi milti
Ek pal k liye hamy rahat nhi milti
Yun tou sab kuch humare pas hai
Bas dekhne ko apki surat nhi milti!
`
Be’khulos logon se ijtenab krna hai
Mujh ko apnay rishton ka ehtesab krna hai
Usko bhool jana hay k us ko yad rkhna hai
Dukh to ek jesa hay intakhab krna hai…
`
Ap se door kaisay reh paatay,
DIL se aap ko kaisay bhula paatay,
kash aap sapnon k elawa sheshay me bassay hotay,
khud ko b daikhtay to aap nazar atay.
`
Dost wo nhi jis ki wajha se aankh me aanson aaye
Sacha dost wo hai jo labo per muskurhat ka sabab bany ..
`
Sapne hain yadain hain or bht kuch!
Tum ho tumhari batain hain or bht kuch!
Nhi chahte hum tumko bhulana!
Magar doori hai ek majboori hai or bht kuch.
`
Na jaany kun si baat aakhir ho jaye…
Na jaane kun si raat aakhir ho jaye..
Haal chal pouchhte raha karo humse…
Najaane kun si sans aakhir ho jaye…

Zuban khamosh,ankhon mai nami hogi,
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko tou her zakham bhar jayega,
Kaise bhare gi wo jaga jahan aap ki kami hogi…

i heard that good looking kills……………….so plz dont look @me………..dont wanna c u die!!!!!!
`
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you,I’ll have to take a bite of u.
`
I can’t talk to u anymore , the doctor adviced me not to take sweets and your on top of my sweets list
`
listen i jus got my medical results back, my condition is critical, as d days pass by i b cum sexier & sexier, but dont its not contagious, u won’t get it
`
‘love’ is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies……
if you hold lightly,it flies…………
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand……
uhhh……..
soo……….
forgot love
and
better flirt………….
`