It will cost you $95,000. Non douches need not apply. The iPod features 263 grams of 18k rose gold, a platinum rear Apple logo with 53 diamonds and a platinum navigation button on the front with 4.5ct of diamonds surrounding it.

Only 10 will be made as there are only that many idiots who are douchey enough to buy one.

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They promise not to simply make more billboards out of them. We think. Though that would be cool too. Maybe they could start making their store shelves out of all our old stuff. It definitely catches your attention and puts it in your face.

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The JVC CU-VS100 is compatible with most popular audio and video file formats including .mts, .m2ts, .mov, .tod, .mod, .mpg, JPG, MP3 and WAV. They throw in a remote controller with every purchase and an A/V cable.

The JVC CU-VS100 will cost you $199.95.

[Techfresh]

Expandable memory slots include SD, SDHC, SDXC, MMC, MMCplus and HC MMCplus. The Canon SD3500 IS is sold as the Digital IXUS 210 in Europe and is available in your choice of black, pink, gold and silver.

[New Launches]

Yep, that’s a little Super Mario controlling a Big Super Mario. I call that awesome even if it is wacky and absurd. I just love all the detail.

Now how about A Yoshi driving a Mario driving a Yoshi.

[Gearfuse]

Being red and not pink, we can’t decide if this is just aimed at women or also men who like red. Whatever the case, if that special someone in your life needs one, you may as well get it in red.

[Engadget]

Owners can also switch off the 3G, Wi-Fi or both when not in use. The MBRN3300 is for households where regular cable, DSL or fiber isn’t available, and for those who rely on just mobile local networks. You can even charge it up in the car with the optional car charger and a battery pack. Nothing on pricing yet, but Netgear primarily intends the router as an option for carriers.

[Electronista]

So if you’ve been waiting for your iMac to arrive, some users have started to receive notifications that the units will be shipping out soon. To give you some idea, one user who ordered a 27-inch iMac on January 29th has received his shipping email, letting him know that the unit is scheduled to leave on February 9th.

We hope that this means Apple has finally sorted out the problems and is back on track completely.

[Gizmodo]

The game is available globally on the PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 systems and carries an M rating. This time around, the player is in the shoes of a Big Daddy, one of the creepiest characters from the original game. The events in the single player game take place as a sequel to the original.

The Big Daddy the character played by the gamer is seeking escape from Rapture and trying to fight the evil forces kidnapping children from coastal cities near Rapture to replenish the Little Sisters needed for harvesting in Rapture. This is sure to be one of the hottest games of the year.

BioShock 2

The huge screen measures 70-inches diagonally and supports full 1080p resolution. The contrast ratio is 2000:1 and the screen has an average brightness of 420 cd/m2. NEC integrates thermal tech to shut the display down if it overheats to prevent damage.

The design is sealed to prevent dust, steam, and grease from getting inside the display. A real-time clock and scheduler allow the user to set the display to turn off automatically after hours or when not needed. The big screen will ship in March for $11,799.

NEC

Openmoko, the firm behind the gadget, has announced that a new update for the WikiReader is now available. The update adds new Wikipedia entries to the database and improves usability. The keypad is improved and now functions more like the iPhone keyboard.

The update also makes for smoother scrolling and adds a back button to let users go back to the previous entry read. The update is available as a free download or it can be purchased on a pair of microSD cards for $29.

WikiReader

Atlona has unveiled a new VGA to HDMI scaler/converter called the AT-HDVieW. The adapter can take the audio and video from a notebook that has VGA only and turn it into an HDMI signal that can be sent to your HDTV.

The device gets all its power from the USB port and supports resolutions up to 1920 x 1200. The computer side has the VGA and audio cables built-in and Atlona ships the device with a 6-foot HDMI cable. The converter will sell for $119 starting on February 22.

Atlona

This is obviously micro-blogging’s fault. Thanks Twitter. Consider this micro-reading. Timothy C. Moore, publisher of the FT Press, told The New York Times that it was “a good idea to be able to provide people with shorter, more expedient, more time-sensitive” versions of books.

I would say more but you’ve read too much already.

[Dvice]

On a display of just 3.2-inches. We don’t know a lot about it, but we do know it has a 5.0-megapixel camera with face detection, Wi-Fi, and HSDPA 7.2Mbps connectivity.

Nothing on price yet, but you can expect it to be in their expensive range when it goes on sale in March in Europe and travels worldwide shortly after.

[Gizmodo]

CEO Rohan Shravan told SlashGear that with the Nvidia chip and Pixel Qi screen, the Adam will boast a battery life at least twice as long as the iPad. Then there’s the 1080p video where the iPad has only 576p, and as mentioned Flash. This could be your new favorite tablet.

We can’t wait to see what actually happens, but we knew that competitors would quickly launch their own tablets and outdo the iPad’s specs.

[Slashgear]