Slackline Express Blog

Drunk Drivers

slacklinejoe — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:47:02 +0000

Last night at 9pm, my wife’s car was hit by a drunk driver while she was coming home from work. A car turned against the light and T-boned into the engine compartment. We spent all of last night in the ER, but we think things are going to be OK. She was released this morning, but still has some injuries to deal with (mostly an extreme case of whiplash and blunt force stuff from the seatbelt and airbags). Luckily, the Catscans didn’t show any internal damage and no broken bones.

As such, we’ll be closed this week. I’ll try to do my best to get what orders I can out, but I’ll need to stay close at hand for the next several days. No word yet on how this will effect our upcoming competitions. Bare with me while I get things situated.

Joe Kuster

Owner – Slackline Express

Always Use Protection

teale — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:05:27 +0000

note: this post contains reference to dinosaur violence and barely contained dirty jokes. May not be suitable for all.

Did you ever see some weirdo in the park wrapping cardboard around a tree and wonder just what the hell they were doing and why? Well, in their own cheap kind of way, they’re taking care of the trees.

Did you know that a tree and a slackline can be as damaging to one another as a zombie raptor and a dude with a shotgun? Take a moment and visualize this. While the slackline is rubbing some of the bark off the tree, the tree’s abrasiveness is ripping at the weave of the webbing and the stitching if there is any. Unless there’s padding.

Believe it or not, cardboard is one of the more popular options for padding a slackline. There are many other ways as well: carpet scraps, old towels, old t-shirts, fun noodles, and probably a lot more that we’ve never even heard of. But my young grasshoppers, there is another way.

We, Slackline Express, sell several different kinds of padding to protect your wood. They are specially made to work with a slackline, unlike those options mentioned above. Oh, and we are the ONLY slackline company that designs padding for trees. Maybe it’s because we actually care rather than just providing lip service to the masses. Not that I’m bitter. *mumble mumble eaten mumble velociraptors mumble grrrr*

Our longest running padding type is the webbing sleeves. These are one foot long segments threaded on your tree slings. They basically act as a barrier between the bark and your webbing. Instead of sliding down the tree, the webbing sleeves allow the slings to roll.

Some months ago, the boss-man came up with a new option: foam. It isn’t exactly suitable for hard-barked trees, but it does marvelously with the softer varieties.

On Monday, 24 August 2009, we will release the Simply Marvelous padding. It’s a more dense variety of foam, very sturdy. From LOTS of experience, it’s the best protection available. Words can’t even describe how amazing it is. If needed, it could probably save you from a T-rex. Well, maybe not, but it’s pretty badass in spite of that.

So what I’d like you to do is protect your wood. And eat your veggies. Or the dinosaurs will eat you.

RAWR!

Teale

How to Unstick an Overfilled Ratchet

slacklinejoe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:00:37 +0000

Usually, you pull the release tab, open the handle all of the way and are greeted with a small “pop” as the webbing begins unspooling. Sometimes though, things go wrong. Sometimes it’s a lubrication issue, but much more likely, the ratchet has been overfilled or unevenly filled so that the webbing is jammed against places that prevent it coming free. Here’s how to fix it.

What to try first:

Ensure that the release tab has been opened and that the ratchet handle has been opened fully. (see photos below)
Pull on the slack coming from the ratchet from the excess mainline webbing – this is the normal release method.
If step 2 doesn’t work, sit or stand on the mainline to apply force to cause it to unwind.
If 2 or 3 didn’t work, try the same as 3 but bounce on the line.
Last resort if you REALLY screwed up and really overfilled it. Dismantle the line using the cam buckles to disengage the line and unwind the webbing as shown below.

The photo below shows a 2” ratchet that has been overfilled.

The first step is to ensure that it is opened all of the way. You’ll need to pull the release tab to open the kit all of the way so that it can release the webbing. Refer to your manual if you don’t know what the release tab is.

This shows the underside of the ratchet, notice how the webbing is jammed hard against the frame of the ratchet.

If the slackline is still mounted to the tree, the quickest way is to simply sit or stand on the mainline to force it to unroll. If you’ve already removed it from the tree, you’ll need to unwind the webbing. We use a few various tools to do that, below is a 1/4” drive bar for a socket that fits neatly into the take up spools slot. Alternatively, you can slide a flat bladed screw driver or other tools into the slot. You can then rotate it so that the spool forces the webbing to unwind.

Once the webbing has been loosened up, you can pry on the webbing itself to pull it free. Be careful on this step to avoid damaging the webbing.

Well, I hope that helps!

Balance In Life,

Joe Kuster

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slacklinejoe — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:46:41 +0000

Slackers are a creative group. Currently we’re trying our best to support nearly two dozen different types of slackline rigging systems and are currently the only slackline company that is friendly for the do it yourself crowd. We already offer pre-made packages for the most common carabiner-tensioned systems with the Primitive Basic and Primitive Plus, but we know there are a lot of other techniques out there.

Currently, we’re seeing the emergence of static rope style tree slings and threaded lines on the west coast, meanwhile you east coasters are jumping on 2” wide lines. Australia wants ratchets, Germany wants pulleys and the south wants come-alongs.

I get a lot of calls from confused folks at retail stores saying they’d love to have a package together but have no idea what’s going on in the rigging in their area. I want to simplify life by making affordable packages of these do-it-yourself kits to provide to retailers in your area that are consistent with what your local gurus are teaching. To do that, I need your help.

If you learned from a system that seems prevalent in your area, but isn’t already available, submit your photos of your do-it-yourself rig at: support@slacklineexpress.com and we’ll do our best to build a money saving bundle to make it easier for your friends to get the necessary parts.

The Kickback

Anyone who submits a system that turns into a commercial package will receive a $25 coupon good for any in store purchase. Keep in mind, only the first person to submit will receive the coupon so get your photos together and hurry up!

Balance in Life,

Joe Kuster

Competitions

slacklinejoe — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:44:14 +0000

Summer is in full swing and that means slackline competitions. Right now, we’re gearing up for our second annual International Climbers Festival Slackline Competition in Lander Wyoming. We’ll have both a kids and adult competition and will have workshops/clinics most of Friday and Saturday. If you’ll be in the area, make sure and drop by. You can get more information at: www.climbersfestival.com

For a bit more information on how we set up our competitions, take a look at: Slackline Competition Information & Scoring

Balance In Life,

Joe Kuster

Photos from last year at the International Climbers Festival:

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