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		<title>He loves her, they’re ‘just friends’. —Jake L.</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/he-loves-her-they%e2%80%99re-%e2%80%98just-friends%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>My wedding invitations. My hit list. —Adam</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/my-wedding-invitations-my-hit-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Amnesiac awakens: Who am I today? —Matt S.</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/amnesiac-awakens-who-am-i-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/amnesiac-awakens-who-am-i-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Nurse boner gives faulty BP reading. —Loon</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/nurse-boner-gives-faulty-bp-reading/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>“I’ll quit tomorrow,” then he died. —d.s. robinette</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/%e2%80%9ci%e2%80%99ll-quit-tomorrow%e2%80%9d-then-he-died/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>“It was a mistake,” said God. —Melanie R</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/%e2%80%9cit-was-a-mistake%e2%80%9d-said-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Proud man dies of crow allergy. —Prattle Assassin</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/proud-man-dies-of-crow-allergy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Boy met girl. Girl met bus. —Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/boy-met-girl-girl-met-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/boy-met-girl-girl-met-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Sad. Schadenfreude. Laughs. Sorry. Guilty. Sad. —leona</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/sad-schadenfreude-laughs-sorry-guilty-sad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/sad-schadenfreude-laughs-sorry-guilty-sad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
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		<title>Neurons link, we learn of love. —Archimidias</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/neurons-link-we-learn-of-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/neurons-link-we-learn-of-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[neurons]]></category>

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		<title>“lepidopterophobia spelunkers” — One hit on Google! —Dan Sohval</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/%e2%80%9clepidopterophobia-spelunkers%e2%80%9d-one-hit-on-google/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/%e2%80%9clepidopterophobia-spelunkers%e2%80%9d-one-hit-on-google/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 17:36:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>The party’s over.  Designated driver snockered. —Loksi57</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/designated-driver-snockered-the-party%e2%80%99s-over/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/designated-driver-snockered-the-party%e2%80%99s-over/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed. —willis marcus</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/pocket-dialed-dad-while-smoking-weed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/pocket-dialed-dad-while-smoking-weed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Custodian closet quickie: Mile Low Club. —Loon</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/custodian-closet-quickie-mile-low-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/custodian-closet-quickie-mile-low-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Stoned man hallucinating, writes holy book. —Dill Carver</title>
		<link>http://www.sixwordstories.net/2010/08/stoned-man-hallucinating-writes-holy-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete</dc:creator>
		
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