I just got my new pretty yesterday, so I don’t know yet exactly what my new schedule will be — feel free to leave a comment letting me know what times you’d be interested in seeing me be regularly available. I’m also looking into taking appointments so that my regulars don’t have as hard of a time getting a place in line when I am available — feel free to comment and let me know what you think about that idea as well!

A new small dick humiliation captioned pic for all my wee-willed sissies! You bitches are always calling me to whine and cry about how your little dick is too tiny to even jerk off properly…what do you expect me to do? Fetish you a tissue and pat your back soothingly? Fuck no. I’m a size queen, down to the bone (pun intended) and when you show me a dick too little to see, much less too little to fuck, I get a little cranky, and then I have to take it out on you. However, I just know that captioned pic is going to get your worm all a’wriggling, so go ahead and call me, because I could use a good laugh…

Pic I posted to my Twitpic account this morning of me with my hair freshly unbraided after a full nights’ sleep. I look like a Pre-Rapahelite goddess, all auburn waves and amber highlights. I also have on no makeup, and at the time of this photo was moderately blazed. My eyes get all sleepy and squinty when I’m high — my eyes are open in the photo, I swear!

Cumwhipper, however, brought me an entirely new form of perversion that I had never encountered before…I actually sent him five free minutes after our call last night, something I almost NEVER do the first time a caller rings me up, but he earned it. He is VERY serious about whipping up his cum into a consistency not unlike shaving cream, and he was more than happy to spend a few hours last night telling me all about his extremely unique kink. He not only told me all about his “ritual” for whipping up his cum and eating it, he sent me an entire series of photos, which you’ll find in a gallery behind the cut.

Click for much more, including a full gallery of pics!

(Those aren’t all the photos he sent me, though — I learned about and saw pics of his alter-ego, Thumbelina, which is his little clit-dick dressed up in a doll dress with a blond wig stuck on its “head” by a bent paper-clip secured in his pisshole. I died laughing, it was the hands-down craziest thing I’ve seen all week…and if you know anything about me and the kind of weird calls I do, that’s saying something. Don’t fret, you’ll all see Thumbelina in all her girly glory here soon, but I need to get to know her first…she’s shy, you see.)

Cumwhipper himself wasn’t very shy, though it did take a while of talking before he was able to admit to some of the more perverse things he does associated with his need for creamy cum…like eat his whipped cum with a baby spoon while he wears a baby bib…like milk his pre-cum out three or four times during a cum-consuming session, suck it up into a syringe, and paint webs of stringy pre-cum all over his face…like gargle and blow HUGE cum-bubbles with his own pre-cum…like suck cock on occasion so that he can collect the cum and whip it later…like ORDER CUM ONLINE and eat anonymous strangers’ cum (just the simple logistics of shipping frozen cum across the country were mind-boggling, let alone how the fuck you find someone willing to sell it)…he confessed his adoration of transsexuals, and related a fond memory of sucking a beautiful petite tranny…apparently his fondest wish is to get to indulge his cum-whipping fetish with a gorgeous shemale.

And this is all just our first conversation! I’m sure I’ll learn much, much more about Cumwhipper during his next call, so until then, I’ll leave you with a gallery of pics of Cumwhipper doing his thing, and a description of his strange little ritual…

• He gathers his cum for a while beforehand, saving it in baby food jars in the freezer. When it’s time for a cum-whipping session, he thaws out a couple of loads and then gathers his tools.
• Tools required: a shot glass, plastic syringe for transferring cum from jar to glass, and the mixer — a Dremel drill with a plastic-bristled brush attachment to act as a whisk. Also needed: baby spoon and baby bib. Optional: dildo for dipping into whipped cum and deepthroating.
• The cum whips up into a shaving-cream-like consistency. It tastes milder than unwhipped cum, and while it resists melting for a while when placed in the mouth, it melts into a glaze on bare skin.
• The last two pics in the gallery below are of a conconction Cumwhipper made with the cum of three seperate men, frozen in layers and colored with food coloring. I called it a Tequila CUMRise LOL!

Empty Shot Glass Empty Glass & Syringe Jar of Cum & Dremel Tool Syringe Full of Cum Shot Glass Filled With Cum Partly Whipped...Getting Creamy Fully-Whipped Glass of Cum Filled To The Brim Yummy Whipped Cum! Bon Appetit! Cumwhipper With A Mouthful Frozen Tequila CUMRise 3 Mens' Cum Whipped & Frozen

That gave me an idea — I’m sure some of you sissies would love to have my gorgeous face as your wallpaper (if I’m not there already), so I whipped up a wallpaper for you. Click on the thumbnail below to see it fullsize and save it to your computer/set it as your wallpaper. Would you sluts like to have more wallpapers of Yours Truly? Just let me know…

Here’s another Sissy Pic Post for all you sissies to jerk your clitties over! This sissy called me up this morning because he needed some positive reinforcement to help him keep an appointment he’d made…and what kind of appointment could that be, I wonder? Click for the answer (and more pics too!)

Well, Little Miss Red Riding Thong here has an appointment to suck & get fucked by a tranny this afternoon. What, you expected anything other than cocksucking from a faggot in red thong panties? I made up his mind FOR him…he’s going to be bending over for tranny cock in the next few hours, like so:

Pantyboi here also asked for my opinion of his little clitty and his pretty panties — I let him know that despite the fact that he has a short dickie, his balls are making the front of his panties all lumpy, and that is simply unacceptable. He rectified that situation and then helpfully e-mailed me the photos. So check it out below and see how well a little tucking can smooth out the front of your faggy little panties:

Where’s the beef? Not here, clearly. He’s tucked his twig and berries tightly in between his thighs — out of sight, out of mind, like I always say. To finish the look, you just need to pull those girly knickers up snugly between your legs and trap that tapeworm to keep it tucked away. Now, see how much more feminine that looks?

Now that you’ve seen it done, I expect all my sissies to give it a try themselves! Put on your prettiest panties, tuck that clitty away, and dance like the faggot slut you are in front of the mirror…and then give Mistress a call to tell me all about it. Talk to you soon, sluts…

EDIT TO ADD: I e-mailed the link to this blog post to him, and he replied: “i love it Ms Liz. Thank You for humiliating me in this way. i am seeing the ts escort at 8pm tonight.” Success! I love the warm, fuzzy feeling I get when I know I’ve ensured some sissy is getting the reaming they deserve!