1. Berapa kaki seekor kerbau?
   
2. Apakah persamaan antara gajah dan tiang elektrik?
   
3. Binatang apa paling dibenci anjing laut?
   
4. Adakah ayam berkokok siang-siang?
   
5. Barang apa yang lebih berguna apabila pecah?

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Penat baca buku..?? jom try art ni..













Amacam..?? bleh try.. ??~~~!! ehehe ...

Seorang wanita menaiki bas sambil mendukung bayinya. Tiba - tiba pemandu bas menegur : "Inilah pertama kali saya melihat bayi paling hodoh dalam hidup saya." Marah dengan sindiran tersebut, wanita itu mencampakkan duit tambang lalu beredar dengan muka masam mencuka. Seorang lelaki yang duduk bersebelahan Menyedari wanita itu diganggu lalu bertanya : "Apa yang dah berlaku ?".

"Pemandu bas itu menghina saya !" balas wanita berkenaan.

Lelaki itu kelihatan bersimpati.:" Dia tidak patut cakap bergitu

kepada penumpang, lebih-lebih lagi seorang wanita beranak kecil." Katanya.

"Betul kata awak tu, saya patut mengajarnya, "Balas wanita itu.

"Idea yang baik, pergilah …., biar saya dukung anak monyet awak tu !"

Kata lelaki tersebut.

:))

Pada suatu malam sepasang suami isteri membawa kereta di suatu lebuh raya. Suatu ketika, kereta itu rosak. Dengan lampu yang masih menyala, kereta itu diletakkan di bahu jalan. Si suami pergi ke hutan berhampiran, ke sungai mencari air. Sebelum pergi dia berpesan kpd isterinya supaya tidak keluar dr kereta walau apa pun yang terjadi dan tunggu sehingga dia pulang. Habis berpesan si suami terus membuka pintu kereta dan terus keluar tanpa sedikit pun berhati-hati..

Lama sungguh! Si isteri terus sabar menanti. Tuk! Tuk! Tuk! Seperti ada sesuatu mengetuk-ngetuk di atas bumbung kereta. Kemudian, datang seorang penunggang motosikal, memandu perlahan, mendongak ke atas bumbung kereta. Kemudian dia terus memecut laju motosikalnya.

Bunyi ketuk mengetuk makin kuat di atas bumbung kereta. Apa yang sudah berlaku? Kenapa… penunggang motosikal itu melarikan diri?

Malam terus membangkitkan kesunyiannya. Tanpa bunyi cengkerik. Cukup sunyi. Sesekali terdengar bunyi ketukan di atas bumbung kereta. Si isteri tetap tabah menanti kepulangan suaminya…

Ya… si suami sudah lama pulang, tetapi tanpa badan. Kepalanya… berada di atas bumbung kereta itu...

Apa sebenarnya yang terjadi?? si isteri pengsan dan hanya sedar keesokan pagi apabila dijumpai oleh peronda lebuhraya..

Berminat mendapatkan jersy dan jaket pada harga yang amat berpatutan, Jualan secara runcit dan borong sila hubungi dla_azmi@yahoo.com

Some of you would like to put your DVD collections on your computers or share the classical Movies with your friends.
Or some of you prefer to put wonderful videos on portable devices such as iPod, iPhone, PSP, Mobile Phone, Zune, Creative Zen, iRiver, Sansa, etc., to be served as DVD Players or Video players.

So you have to think out a way of solving the conversion. Recently Tipard Studio release a third-party conversion software named DVD Ripper Pack. It is the professional combination of DVD Rip Software and Total Video Converter . This software can rip DVD and convert video formats to many other video formats such as MP4, H.264, AVI, MP3, WMV, WMA, FLV, MKV, MPEG-1, MPEG-2, 3GP, 3GPP, VOB, DivX, MOV, RM, RMVB, M4A, AAC, WAV, etc. supported by the portable devices.

This guide shows you how to Rip DVD and convert videos to AVI, WMV video formats supported by your portable devices.

To start the conversion you should free download Tipard DVD Ripper Pack and install it.



Note:
Shown as the image above, if you want to rip DVD, please select DVD Ripper; otherwise, please select Video Converter.

Next the specific steps are explained as follows:

Part 1: How to Rip DVD and edit DVD to popular video

Step 1: Load your DVD by clicking “Load DVD”.



Step 2: Choose the output format and set the exact parameters
Click “Profile” drop down arrow to choose the output format you want.
Click “Settings” to set the exact video and audio parameters to fit for your player.
Step 3: Select your file path by clicking “Browse” button or select the default path by software.
Step 4: Click “Start” button to begin the conversion
Wait for a short moment, the conversion will be finished soon.

The software has other editing functions:

1. Set audio track and subtitles for your converted video
“Audio Track” and “Subtitle” are under the preview window

2. Get any time-length video clips
Click “Trim” button to open the trim window, you can set the exact begin and end time for your clips or just drag the slider bar.

3. Adjust the video play region
Click “Crop” to open the crop window to crop off the black edges around your video or adjust any video play region. You can also set the video play ratio when playing on player: keep original, full screen, 16:9, 4:3.

4. Set the video effect
Click “Effect” to adjust the video Brightness, Contrast, Saturation and Volume for you to get the perfect playing effect.
5. Join several chapters of your DVD into one file
Select the chapters that you want to join, and then pick “Merge into one file”. After conversion, these chapters will be saved into one file.

Part 2: How to Convert video to popular video

After you click “Video Converter”, another interface appears as follows:



Step 1: Add files
Click “Add File” to add your video files.
Step 2: Set output video format
Click “Profile” button from the drop-down list to select the output video format such as AVI, MPG, MPEG and WMV. You can click the “Settings” button to set parameters of your output video such as Frame Rate, Bitrate to get the best video quality as you want.
Step 3: Click the “Start” button to start the conversion.

Note:
The powerful editing functions of the video converter:
1: Snapshot
If you like the current image of the video you can use the “Snapshot” option, just click the “Snapshot” button and the image will be saved and then click the “Open” button next to “Snapshot” button to open your picture.
2: Merge
If you want to merge several videos into one file you can choose them at one time and click the “Merge into one file” to do it.
3: Effect
Click “Effect” button you can do these actions: adjusting brightness, contrast and saturation of the video. You can easily adjust the video through two windows in the same interface.



4: Trim
If you just want convert a clip of your video, then you can use the "Trim" icon to set the Start time and End time of the clip or you can directly drag the slide bar to the accurate position.



5: Crop
By using the “Crop” function you can crop the black edge of your video and you can also drag the line around the video image to adjust your video to your Google Phone.



With it you can Rip and edit your DVD or convert video to any video formats you like with fast conversion speed and excellent image/sound quality.

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ape maksud cinta sebenarnya??adakah cinta membawa kebahgiaan ataupum cinta hanya membawa lara.mana yang lebih bagus,kita rela melihat orang yang kita cinta,kita sayang bahagia di pelukan musuh atau kita berjuang mendapatkannya semula walau dye sudah beralih arah dan mengkhianati diri kita yang begitu setia,begitu menyayangi dirinya.ape salahku sehingga di tinggalkan tanpa pesan walaupum aku d mencuba menyayangi,membahagia,menyinta inya sepenuh hati dan memberi segala yang terbek buat dirinya.ape salahku hingga aku di tinggalkan dengn penuh persoalan,penuh pertanyaan,penuh keraguaan.sampai hati dye tinggalkan aku sendirian tanpa pesan.akhirnya aku kecewa,kecewa,kecewa dan terus kecewa..aku benci dye.

hahaha...unik dan cantik..:love:

Do you know MTS?
MTS is High-definition MPEG Transport Stream video format, commonly called "AVCHD", used by Sony, Panasonic, and other HD camcorders and based on the MPEG-2 transport stream. MTS file supports 720p and 1080i HD video formats.
And AVCHD stands for "Advanced Video Codec High Definition". This format was jointly established by both Panasonic and Sony in 2006.

I. How to convert MTS/Mod/Tod to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG etc on Windows
II. How to convert MTS/Mod/Tod to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG etc. on Mac

I. How to convert MTS/Mod/Tod to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG etc on Windows

If you want to convert MTS/Mod/Tod files to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG video formats on Windows, you need the third-party software to help you finish your work: Tipard MTS Converter.

Step 0: Download and install MTS Converter.



Step 1: Click the "Add Files" button and add the video files you want to convert.
Step 2: Select the format you want to convert from “Profile”. If you like to set your own data, please click “Settings” button.
Step 3: Set up the output profile and the output file path. You can default the output file path or select your own path by clicking “Browse” button on the line of Destination.
Step 4: Start conversion.

Tips:
The key features are shown below:

1: How to set effect of video
You can adjust the video such as brightness, contrast and saturation



2: How to split your video
The "Trim" function also servers as a video splitter for you to get any time-length video episode. You can set the "Start Time" and "End Time" to set the time of the clip or you can directly drag the slide bar to the accurate position.



3: How to crop off the black edges and adjust the size of video play region
By using the "Crop" function you can crop the black edge of your video and you can also drag the line around the video image to adjust the video play region to fit for your mobile devices. Have you found out the difference from the two windows? The bride and the old man are only in the picture.



4: How to save your favorite picture
If you like the current image when preview video, you can use the "Snapshot" option. Just click the "Snapshot" button the image will be saved and you can click the "Open" button next to "Snapshot" button to open your picture.

5: How to join your file pieces
If you want to merge several files into one file you can choose them and click the "Merge into one file" to do it.

Now your recorded video is well converted and edited.

II. How to convert MTS/Mod/Tod to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG etc. on Mac

If you want to convert MTS/Mod/Tod files to AVI/3GP/WMV/FLV/MP4/MPG video formats on Mac, you need the third-party software to help you finish your work: Tipard MTS Converter for Mac.

Step 0: Download and install MTS Converter for Mac (Intel Version) or Power PC Version).



Step 1: Click the "Add Files" button and add the video files you want to convert.

Step 2: Select the video or audio format you want to convert it to. At the same time, you can set the output parameters of the conversion by clicking “Setting” button to open the Setting window as follows:



Step 3: Click “Browse” button to specify a location to save the converted video or audio. If you want to open the output folder, click “Open” button.
Step 4: Click “Start” button.

This converter also has powerful editing functions besides conversion. Take some examples below:

1: Snapshot
If you like the current image of the video you can use the “Snapshot” option, just click the “Snapshot” button and the image will be saved and then click the “Open” button next to “Snapshot” button to open your picture.
2: Merge
If you want to merge several videos into one file you can choose them at one time and click the “Merge into one file” to do it.
3:Effect
Click “Effect” button you can do these actions: adjusting brightness, contrast and saturation of the video. You can easily adjust the video through two windows in the same interface.
4:Trim
If you just want convert a clip of your video, then you can use the "Trim" icon to set the Start time and End time of the clip or you can directly drag the slide bar to the accurate position.
5:Crop
By using the “Crop” function you can crop the black edge of your video and you can also drag the line around the video image to adjust your video to your Google Phone.

If you completely read this guide, now you could make full use of it and enjoy your video or audio on your portable devices to your content.

Mac DVD Ripper

Assalammualaikum dan Hello semua,

Nak share satu ebook.

Bina Visual JSF Menggunakan Netbeans ialah sebuah ebook yang dapat membantu anda memendekkan masa pembangunan sistem maklumat. Dengan menggunakan Netbeans, yang boleh didapati tanpa bayaran, dapat menjana laman CREATE, RETRIEVE, UPDATE dan DELETE secara otomatik.


Apa yang akan anda pelajari dari ebook ini?
BAB 1 : PERSEKITARAN PEMBANGUNAN APLIKASI

Java Development Kit (JDK)

Oracle 10g (pangkalan data)

Netbeans (IDE)

Daftar Java Development Kit (JDK)

Daftar pangkalan data (database)

Daftar pelayan web (webserver)

Daftar perpustakaan (libraries)



BAB 2 : MEMBINA APLIKASI JAVA SERVER FACES

Model-View-Controller (MVC)

Senibina Aplikasi Visual JSF

Managed Beans

Memulakan Projek

Menyertakan perpustakaan (libraries)

Membina Laman Login

Membina View

Membina Model

Membina Controller

Membina Managed Beans

Mengikat Managed Beans kepada Controller

Membina Navigasi

Menambah Entity Class kepada Persistence Unit



BAB 3 : MENJANA CRUD JSF

Menjana Entity Class

Menjana Laman CRUD

Membuat Hyperlink ke Laman CRUD

Uji Laman CRUD


Boleh dapat disini:
Bina Visual JSF Dengan Netbeans